Chapter 56: One day is Oxer, one life is Oxer

Chapter 56: Once an Oxer, Always an Oxer

"Add me on WeChat so I can send you the document when the time comes." Song Luping said to Lin Li.

"Okay, brother." Lin Li nodded, took out his mobile phone and showed his QR code.

Lin Li has two mobile phone numbers, one is for a number protection package, and the other is mainly used for data traffic, so he also has two WeChat accounts.

What he showed at this moment was his small WeChat account. Although it also had a circle of friends, it did not contain any personal information, and would not let Song Luping realize that he was not Bai Bufan.

「防.」Request to add you as a friend.

It’s actually an excellent single-word ID, and it’s also an anime black and white male head. Could it be that my brother Ping is also an internet male god?
"Um... Bufan, this 'The instructor randomly checked my graduation project and I was shocked', is this you?" Song Luping frowned, realizing that things didn't seem to be simple.

"Yes, Brother Ping, it's me." Lin Li only dared to use such a nickname when using his secondary account.

Song Luping looked at the WeChat account of the silly Pai Daxing and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Have I really found the right person to inherit my legacy?

Song Luping suddenly felt a little unconfident.

……

After adding each other as friends, the two continued to eat barbecue and chat, telling each other their true feelings, but their stories were half true and half false.

——Half of what Lin Li said was all false, and half of what Song Luping said was all true.

I don’t know if Song Luping has a low alcohol tolerance. Lin Li always feels that he has only drunk one bottle of wine, but he is already a little drunk. He pulls me aside and talks a lot. This kind of person can only be treated as a child at the same table.

Things like your first love, your first time, etc.

Today's shorts are red - Song Luping even told Lin Li this.

The other party was very sincere, and when Lin Li thought about what he had told the other party, not a single word of truth in it, he felt a little guilty.

Lin Li originally planned to reciprocate.

Song Luping gave me a map and sent him in.

Reasonable.

But now, this idea has changed a little.

Maybe we can try hard to make him change his ways? And give him a happy ending?

In total, we ordered food worth seventy yuan, and before we knew it, we had finished it.

Without any intention of placing any more orders, Lin Li called the waiter to settle the bill.

"Bufan, how can I let you treat us? I was just kidding. As your brother, I will pay, I will pay!" The slightly tipsy Song Luping squinted his eyes and said loudly.

Lin Li smiled and showed his QR code for the store owner to scan.

Damn you.

You come to pay and then you get up.

You were sitting in the farthest seat and waited until I had my phone out before saying this. And when you said this, you didn't intend to stop me at all and didn't make any movement. Isn't that a bit too much?
Not even willing to pull with me?
Maybe Song Luping is afraid that he doesn't understand the ways of the world, so let him pay when the time comes.

Damn adult.

Lin Li withdrew his previous idea and decided to send Song Luping in.

Once you are an Oxer, you will be an Oxer for the rest of your life. There is no such thing as turning over a new leaf!
"Brother Ping, that's it. I'm going back." The two of them left the barbecue restaurant side by side. Lin Li unlocked the bicycle and said to Song Luping.

"Okay, Bufan, be careful on your way. I will start packing my things when I get back." Song Luping nodded.

"Brother, you have to be careful." Looking at Song Luping who was walking a little unsteadily, Lin Li said weakly.

You must be alive before sending yourself the Xiling comprehensive chicken farming map.

If I have to die, I will die later.

"It's okay, my home is not far away, just over there." Song Luping waved his hand and pointed in a direction.

Lin Li looked at Song Luping who was pointing at the barbecue restaurant and fell silent.

Is this your home? Just point to it.

With a sigh, Lin Li finally semi-accompanied Song Luping to the downstairs of his residence, and then rode his bike back to his home.

With one more address, I will have more reference materials when I send him to the Demon Suppression Bureau.

……

at home.

Lin Li was in a good mood.

The most troublesome problem was finally solved.

Now all he had to do was wait for Song Luping to send him the chicken farm's book of life and death, so that he could randomly select the lucky person to be cleared out.

I should be able to take action this weekend - even if Song Luping doesn't send the document to me before then.

Because in the subsequent chat, Song Luping mentioned that Lin Li also remembered a chicken farm that met his requirements, but it was far away and not the best option.

But there is always a goal. If Song Luping doesn't send the document to me, I will just investigate and rush for it.

Yang Liang will definitely be very happy, as I am going to give him performance results again.

Huang Tian of Xiling Town was about to be strangled in his own hands.

"Om - hum -"

Just as he sat on the sofa and enjoyed the future, Lin Li found that the mobile phone he had just placed on the coffee table kept vibrating.

"It's sorted out so quickly?" With this thought in mind, Lin Li turned on his mobile phone.

Messages pop up one after another on the lock screen. Before I can even read the previous message, the next one pops up. Am I being bombarded with text messages?

Lin Li unlocked his phone and clicked on a message:
"Wang Yuezhi didn't pay for whoring! Wang Yuezhi didn't pay for whoring! Wang Yuezhi didn't pay for whoring!"

Lin Li: "?"

There is such a thing? It turns out that the expert is right next to me. You are so good, Wang Yuezhi, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, I really can't tell. If you had told me earlier, I would have immediately become your buddy. Bai Bufan and the others have long been tired of playing with you and want to kick you out.

next.

"Wang Yuezhi went to a hotel to get a room without telling his wife last night! What a blast! Click the link to watch the video!"

Lin Li: “???”

what?
"Wang Yuezhi pretended to be a lolita and seduced Hawking to the Lolita Island..."

"Wang Yuezhi used the absence list to deceive college students, saying it was an attendance sheet..."

"Wang Yuezhi gave the Japanese a nuclear bomb and told them it was a hand warmer..."

Lin Li checked the text messages sent and found that they were all attacking Wang Yuezhi. He also realized that they were probably not true but deliberate smears and rumors.

“It kind of rhymes.”

But what happened? Why were these text messages sent to my phone? And the numbers from which they were sent were different, not the same number.

A message popped up on WeChat, but it wasn’t from Song Luping.

"Bai Bufan: Did anything happen?"

Very good, there is no need for reasoning, the murderer will always return to the crime scene, the culprit has been found.

"Lin Li: "Screenshot." "

“Bai Bufan: Hahahahahahahahaha.”

"Lin Li: ? You did it? What are you doing?"

"Bai Bufan: No, I was still trying to find our target tonight, and then I met a sister who wanted to have a naked chat with me."

"Lin Li: Continue."

Lin Li waited for Bai Bufan to continue explaining.

Bai Bufan was not stupid enough to believe such things, and the fact that the text message was sent by Wang Yuezhi already explained something.

"Bai Bufan: There have been so many anti-fraud propaganda, and hearing is believing, so I went to experience it.

So I transformed myself into Wang Yuezhi. After the girl asked me about my XP and preferences, she said that she also liked my XP and that we were a perfect match. She started to invite me to have a naked chat.

I had already put on my philosophical mask, but the other party said that I had to do it on the software she sent me.

I felt there was a virus, so I created a virtual machine to download it.

It turns out the software itself didn't have any major viruses, but when it was launched, it said it was updating, but in fact it was asking for permission to read information and retrieve information from the phone.

Based on my prediction, I made up a set of mobile phone contacts on the virtual machine, and only your information was real. "

Lin Li: "..."

"Bai Bufan: Then we started the video chat. Lin Li, you know what, I don't know if the person on the other end is AI or a recorded video, but it looks pretty real.

The person on the other side saw that I was wearing a mask all the time and tried to persuade me gently at first. But when he saw that I refused to show my face, he suddenly changed his hostility and started to greet my family.

How could I tolerate this? I called Bao Wei and Tian Ming over, and the six of them scolded her until she cried. "

Lin Li blinked.

Grass.

The full-strength output of the six people in Bai Bufan's dormitory was indeed terrifying. This girl was also a poor person. Lin Li couldn't even imagine what kind of suffering her ears had endured.

"Bai Bufan: She just left us a message saying 'Wait until everyone knows what you did, please ask us not to send messages' and then hung up.

That’s why I came to ask you if I sent you anything.”

What else could Lin Li say?

"Lin Li: 6"

"Bai Bufan: It's so funny. She's still threatening me and asking me to transfer 2,000 yuan to her, clown."

"Lin Li: The most human thing you did in this matter was not using my name."

"Bai Bufan: We are brothers, don't I know when I can use your name? We are brothers in our hearts."

"Lin Li: You've made me feel a little embarrassed. If I had known, I wouldn't have told Chen Yuying about you having hemorrhoids at noon."

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Bai Bufan: "Voice" 60s"

 Recommend a good friend's book:

  The Demon Lord

  Immortality is nothing more than a method of cultivation, and demons can also open the door to immortality.

  Born different from ordinary people, I will step on all the bones to become the master of Taoism.

  -

  Born in a demon sect, how can one not achieve enlightenment?

  Since he has been reborn in this age where fairies and demons coexist and gods and Buddhas preach, Ying Chen must climb up step by step until he looks back and sees everyone bowing their heads and respectfully calling him the Taoist Master!
  
 
(End of this chapter)