Chapter 59 The boy's blush is better than all the dirty chapters
Chapter 59 The boy's blush is better than any dirty words
Zhou Baowei left his seat, probably to go to the toilet to drop his little pearl.
Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei's gloomy back, pursed his lips, with a bit of hesitation and uneasiness in his eyes. Would it be inappropriate for him to do this now?
So he turned his head to look at Lin Li, took a deep breath and asked:
"Lin Li, I'm trying to steal a piece of Bao Wei's egg pancake now. Do you think I'll be discovered?"
"Probably not, but can you finish the food in the bowl before coveting the food in the pot?" Lin Li gave a steady analysis. "Also, Xiao Xinbao is trying to lure us to do something illegal. He is hiding at the door, twisting his butt in the dark, watching us."
"Yeah, never mind, let's let him go today." Bai Bufan nodded, finished his bun in a few bites, bit the straw of soy milk, and asked with interest: "Lin Li, what do you think of what happened last night?"
"I'll buy you a little pudding at noon."
"Who asked you, Xiaobu - are you really buying it? Thanks, brother!
Ahem, but we'll talk about lunch at noon." Bai Bufan smiled flatteringly, and then turned back to the topic expectantly: "Don't keep me in suspense, you know what I want to ask, tell me quickly, what's the situation with having a target for the weekend?"
"I met a guy last night..."
Lin Li told Bai Bufan about his experience last night in relatively detail.
"So, if that guy really sends me the map of Xiling Chicken Farm, then we will have more options and we can choose carefully at that time. If he doesn't send it to me, it doesn't matter. I will go to the Tianhong Chicken Farm that he told me about last night to check the situation tonight."
"Going tonight? I have a feeling I'm going to get sick tonight, the kind that the infirmary can't cure. Wait for my sick note!" Bai Bufan stood up suddenly.
It's decided to be you, toothache.
"Look, you're in a hurry again. I'm only checking out the store from outside tonight. If I really want to go in and make some purchases, I'll definitely wait until the weekend. Why are you in such a hurry?" Lin Li explained.
"Oh." Bai Bufan felt relieved and sat down. Then he sighed with emotion: "It is true that there are 360 professions and every profession has its top talents.
I never thought that there would be such a genius like Song Luping in the world, and that you have such a strong connection with him.
He is right, Lin Li, you may really be the protagonist destined by God, the one destined to become the king. The only problem is that you will not become the prostitution king he expects, but you will become the anti-pornography king, which is the completely opposite path.
Holy shit, a master of magic raises a son of righteousness, and the grandson of a navy admiral is going to become the Pirate King! I am really looking forward to the day when he knows your true identity, Lin Li, please write it into a novel, I will definitely subscribe to it and praise you as the author!"
"Yes, this is my destiny." This is exactly himself. Lin Li has also taken on the identity of the Son of Righteousness.
"Xi Ling's sky has changed because of you. I see the future, a bright and beautiful world, but is this a blessing or a curse?" Bai Bufan raised his head solemnly and looked at the sky outside the window, then broke his concentration in a second: "Hey, Lin Li, look, Lao Da worked so hard today, planting so much cotton!"
Lin Li was pleased to find that his train of thought was indeed the same as Bai Bufan's.
No longer role-playing, Bai Bufan said to Lin Li with some interest: "I also want to get to know this Song Luping. This guy must be a top talent. It must be very interesting to talk to him."
Lin Li blinked, and he suddenly remembered that there was something he forgot to explain to Bai Bufan.
"Oh, by the way, Bufan, I forgot to tell you that you actually know Song Luping." So he spoke gently.
"Ah? I have seen him? Let me think... No, I don't remember having any relatives with the surname Song," Bai Bufan frowned slightly, searching his memory, and finally shook his head.
There are only a handful of adults I know, and none of them meets my requirements.
So he changed his question to: "Lin Li, have you introduced me to his friend?"
"Neither, it's just that I used your name in front of him."
"Oh, I see." Bai Bufan nodded, "So you were the one who used me——?"
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"My name?!" He turned his head suddenly and stared at Lin Li.
Lin Li nodded and responded, "Hello, yes, so strictly speaking, he doesn't know me, he only knows you, Bufan, he is your buddy, he is not familiar with me."
Let’s just say that Song Luping knew Bai Bufan. On the contrary, if you asked him who Lin Li was, how could he answer?
Bai Bufan's vision gradually darkened.
Lin Li remained calm and reminded him, "If you really want to meet Song Luping, or even become friends with him, I can introduce you to each other.
As long as you behave like a good ladybug, he will immediately treat you as a close friend.
But, Bufan, you must remember, when we meet, don’t say you are Bai Bufan, because Bai Bufan is already me.”
"Hehe, Lin Li, you are a human and I want to eat you." Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and smiled without any smile.
“We are gangsters. When we go out, there is no need to use our identities.” Lin Li looked indifferent and waved his hand calmly, even a little proud.
"Is this the reason you use my identity? I am also in the underworld, what identity do I use?"
"It's Baowei's fault."
"Oh, that's okay too."
"No wonder I felt a little guilty when you found out I didn't use your name in the nude chat last night. It turns out you were referring to this matter." Bai Bufan's eyes were full of resentment, but he soon became more relaxed. "That's good. Now I can finally hold my head up high in front of the squad leader.
I really thought you were telling the monitor that I had hemorrhoids."
In fact, in comparison, at least he didn't know Song Luping, so he just used his name. Or the fact that Chen Yuying thought she had hemorrhoids would make Bai Bufan socially frustrated. Thinking about it this way, he still made a profit.
When Lin Li understood Bai Bufan's idea, he felt a little embarrassed. He patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and scratched his head:
"Bufan, you misunderstood."
"what?"
“Whether he was spreading rumors with the squad leader or knew Song Luping, the protagonist of the story is Bai Bufan, and it’s all true.
It’s just that I’m worried that if I tell you two things at the same time, you won’t be able to sleep. I don’t want to see you with dark circles under your eyes, because it will hurt me.”
Lin Li showed a simple smile, clean and pure, which reminded people of Rick Five and made their lungs itch.
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Bai Bufan was so angry when he saw this considerate smile.
"A boy's blush is better than any love words, it's true."
Lin Li looked at the flushed young man and deeply felt the charm of these words.
The blushing boy blushed even more after hearing this: "Love words? My face is full of dirty words! Lin Li! You are the poet of Wanquan tribe!"
"Bufan, don't worry. There is still good news. When I spread rumors to the squad leader yesterday, she didn't react at all. Maybe she didn't remember it at all. How about I help you test whether she cares about this matter?" Lin Li also felt that he had gone too far, so he comforted and tried to make amends for her considerately.
Bai Bufan recalled the scene where Lin Li helped Zhou Baowei to confirm. Was that testing the intelligence? That was clearly helping the squad leader consolidate his memory!
Especially now, there was a strange smile on Lin Li's face.
Bai Bufan was more certain of the result if he agreed, and immediately shook his head like a rattle: "Brother, it's not necessary, it's fine like this, at worst I can just hold my buttocks and lift my anus in front of the monitor while doing it." Looking at the sensible child, Lin Li was very pleased: "Bufan, whoever is lucky enough to be your father in the future will be blessed."
Bai Bufan: “…”
"Wait, why are you standing up?" Bai Bufan asked as he looked at Lin Li who suddenly stood up.
"You mentioned anal lifting, and I didn't do it today, so it's a good opportunity to do a set. I can't really get hemorrhoids." Lin Li replied.
You can do the anal lifting exercise while sitting, lying down, or standing, but the sitting position is actually worse than standing in the classroom.
Makes sense.
So Bai Bufan also stood up.
When Zhou Baowei came back and asked what the two were doing, he didn't sit down either.
So, if any students in the front row looked back at this moment, they would find that the group of people in the back row were all standing in their seats, with tense expressions and their bodies exerting force.
This is the charm of the word "ani levator".
Anyone who can avoid making a group after seeing or hearing this word is a god.
……
It was already evening and the evening study session was almost over when Xue Jian walked into the classroom.
The originally agitated voices immediately quieted down.
Lin Li, who had already cleaned the desk, silently picked up his textbook again in front of Xue Jian's sight.
All ready to run.
"The evening self-study course will soon be over. I want to tell you something." Xue Jian sat down at the desk and spoke, drawing everyone's attention to him.
"The school discussed the time of the first monthly exam this semester and decided to postpone it from the original Friday and Saturday to one week before National Day. The time is to be determined. Then the autumn break will be on Friday and Saturday when classes were originally scheduled."
The classroom, which had been quiet for less than half a minute, immediately became noisy again.
Autumn break was originally a holiday decades ago for students to go home and harvest wheat, but as time went by, this holiday disappeared in most parts of the country, with the exception of the province where Xiling is located, which has retained this fine tradition.
Very cool.
It was even more satisfying when I found out that other provinces didn’t have it.
In the past, elementary and junior high schools had three fixed days off, but usually primary and secondary schools would use this holiday to go on autumn outings or hold sports meets.
When you reach high school, the holidays are more relaxed and flexible, and vary from region to region in the province.
The area where Nansang Middle School is located requires that classes be suspended for two days, so the first-year students have two days off; the second-year students have one day off and voluntarily stay in school for one day to study, and the third-year students voluntarily stay in school for two days to study.
It can be seen from this that as people grow older, they will take the initiative to love learning.
This is because Nansang is a public school. Some private schools famous for their academic advancement simply do not check for this false information.
As for why the monthly exam is scheduled for next Saturday, it is not because the monthly exam will deliberately occupy the weekend, but because the Tuesday after next is Mid-Autumn Festival, so Saturday was originally scheduled for classes on Monday, so it is normal to use it for the exam.
That is, the autumn holiday, which was usually connected with National Day in the past, is now connected with Mid-Autumn Festival.
"Don't be too happy yet. During the autumn vacation, the school plans to organize an autumn outing, so I'm telling you about this tonight so that you can have some time to discuss where you want to go. If you have any ideas or opinions, you can tell the class monitor, and then the class monitor will tell me.
The longest time is to leave on Thursday night and return on Saturday night, and the shortest is the whole day on Friday.
However, I would like to say in advance that for the convenience of management and safety considerations, the prerequisite for going to a certain location is that there is more than one class that chooses to go there.
So even if our class came to a result that everyone was happy with, it wouldn't work if no other class wanted to go along with it.
So the process is like this, before school is over this Friday, everyone discusses where our class wants to go, and then I will report it, and the school will discuss it over the weekend and let you vote on the results, and finally all classes will choose one from the projects with the highest voter turnout..."
Because primary and secondary schools have had similar experiences before, no one complained about the autumn outing taking up the autumn vacation.
It’s much better than using a normal weekend for an autumn outing.
If we hold a sports meet, not only will the autumn holiday be used up, but we will also probably have to use up half of Sunday for the opening and closing ceremonies. However, the weather is hot now, and it is impossible to wait until the weather turns cooler before National Day.
Everyone started discussing at this moment.
Lin Li didn't care where to go for the autumn outing. His mind was still on what he was going to do later.
"Lin Li." Bai Bufan, who was thinking, suddenly called out Lin Li's name.
"Speak." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.
As the saying goes, when you think, God laughs.
Lin Li was certain that he would not hear anything normal from Bai Bufan's mouth next.
"The elegant name for a spring outing is "outing in the spring", and isn't the elegant name for an autumn outing "cracking down on pornography"? So, does your outing last week, this week, and next week count as an autumn outing?"
——"Damn, you are the Autumn Outing King!"
"If you put it that way...I really am." The words were rough but true, Lin Li nodded.
"Great."
"Everyone! Lin Li just said that he is the Autumn Outing King and he has rich experience in autumn outings. I suggest that everyone listen to his advice!" Bai Bufan stood up and shouted loudly.
Lin Li: "?"
This voice was the loudest among all the others, and everyone subconsciously looked at Lin Li, including Xue Jian.
After the shock, Lin Li smiled.
Damn you.
Bai Bufan.
Your revenge is just like mine, three days is too late.
Asking for monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)