Chapter 64: Kid, this is funny
Chapter 64: Kid, this is funny (asking for monthly tickets)
Since there were no other doubts to discuss and Xiaowen did not take the initiative to explain any "criminal record", Lin Li said goodbye to the two of them. Song Luping was planning to leave anyway, so the two of them came out together.
Walking to the side of the bicycles, Song Luping said, "The document has actually been edited halfway. I will go to Shuinan Bridge to help you explore the store tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I will give you the first version as soon as possible after it is perfected. Oh--"
"What's wrong, brother?"
Lin Li heard a cry and looked up at Song Luping.
"It's okay, I just felt like I was strangled by an ant." Song Luping waved his hand.
Lin Li: "..."
It can be seen that although he spoke tough, Song Luping was aware of his own weakness.
"Brother...why don't you listen to Xiaowen? Stop it, there's still time. If you take any more medicine, your body will collapse." Lin Li was really afraid that Song Luping would die in a flash.
"There's no going back. You have to take the medicine. Bufan, you have to know that what girls hate most is that things happen in a split second. I don't want to see their disappointed faces." Song Luping said in a low voice.
I apologize for this phrase. It was the worst time I was hacked.
Besides, will the chicken really be disappointed? Can't it go home early?
Shouldn't you smile and say that it's easy to make money, six hundred in three seconds?
"It can still be cured, Brother Ping, you are still young. What will you do in the future? You haven't even married or had children yet." Lin Li persuaded sincerely, looking for a possibility of turning back.
Song Luping was really nice to me, but I stabbed him in the back. The system is fully responsible.
"I am a DINK now. My yearning for love ended when my first love ended." Song Luping looked like he was reminiscing about the past. Although he didn't drink today, he looked even sadder than the day he had supper:
"When I first fell in love, I caught a cicada and thought I had caught the summer; I splashed her face and thought I could be with her forever. But in the end, I suddenly realized that everything was just a dream, and she and I were just temporary travelers in each other's lives.
Summer will not stay, and she chooses to leave.
In the future, more people will catch the cicada, and more people will mess with her face; no one is special, so why should we be trapped in the past, and why should we stop for anyone? "
This whisper, which was both too literary and too vulgar, left Lin Li stunned.
"I like and have completely gotten used to my current life. But you, Bufan, I may be your future self. This thing is hard to give up after tasting it. If you are afraid, you can still turn back; if you are unwilling to inherit my mantle, I will not blame you." Song Luping said softly.
"I will not follow anyone's old path, nor will I become anyone's shadow. I, Bai Bufan, will definitely carve out a smooth road in the prostitution industry!"
Lin Li jumped onto the horse and responded in the same tone as Song Luping.
Song Luping stopped talking and watched Lin Li leave with complicated eyes. After a long time, when there was no figure on the road, he turned around and looked up at the moon above his head, with confusion in his eyes.
Song Luping walked forward.
"Ouch."
I was thrown over my shoulder by an ant.
……
When I got home, it was late at night again.
Lin Li took out his cell phone, and the breathing light on the back flashed green, meaning there was a message.
As for the vibration, it's gone.
It was buzzing all the time when we were in the store just now. Xiaowen even asked himself if he had brought props to play with. He also reminded himself that this was against the rules and hoped that he would not do this on weekends.
Lin Li could only smile dryly, took out his cell phone and turned off the vibration.
It's not text messages, it stopped last night. The way the other party bombards me is not the kind of cost-free verification code bombardment, but the actual editing content and sending text messages. The cost of each message is at least a few cents.
Perhaps at this moment, in a small dark room far away in northern Myanmar, a woman is screaming.
The cause of the vibration was Bai Bufan.
When I opened WeChat, I saw all the messages were asking about my situation.
Bai Bufan even demonstrated what it means to change one's face.
At first, she was respectful, but later she suspected that I was enjoying myself before him, and started to angrily slander me. Now, she is powerless and weak after suffering cold violence, and even went into a state of madness:
"Are you there?"
"Why are you ignoring me? Lin Li, you have successfully aroused my interest. I need your cold butt to warm my face."
"I'm sorry, I crossed the line just now. I don't think our relationship is good enough for you to reply to my message. That's my problem."
……
"Are you alive?"
"Lin Li, I'm your father! How many years will you be sentenced to for replying to the message?"
"Wang Changling's mother! How dare you get into the coffin? Is there no signal at the grave?"
"Lin Li, did you deliberately not reply to the message and put your phone on vibrate mode and put it down there to feel secretly happy?"
……
"Fuck you!"
"Please, brother, please reply to my message. If I catch a cold tomorrow, it will definitely be because of your cold violence."
"You're not going to reply, are you? "Sweating soybeans", forget it, okay. Actually, I don't really want you to reply. Actually, there are many people who reply to my messages, and I don't really want to chat with you. You're really ordinary. You're really funny and pretentious. "
……
"picture"
It's a pornographic picture of superb quality, but the problem is that Bai Bufan put heavy mosaics in all the key places, and his behavior is extremely beastly.
"You really didn't read the news? Can't this even catch you?"
……
Lin Li looked at it without any sense of guilt.
Bai Bufan is still sending messages.
"Lin Li quoted "news": Send me the infantry map."
"Bai Bufan: Brother, you are finally resurrected. I just watched the advertisement for nothing!" "Lin Li: I just got home. The situation just now is not suitable for reading the news..."
Lin Li briefly explained the situation and said he would discuss the details tomorrow.
"Bai Bufan: Living in the school dormitory is really making me suffer. I need to find a chance to ask my family if they can drive me to and from school twice a day, 45 minutes each time, and an hour and a half round trip, so that I can go to school as a day student."
"Lin Li: Did you laugh when you typed this?"
Bai Bufan is not a native of Xiling. He was admitted from the neighboring town, which is a bit remote.
"Bai Bufan: Don't laugh, kid, this is not funny. Pay attention to the question. I said "again". I have already mentioned this to my family once."
"Lin Li: What's the result?"
"Bai Bufan: My dad smiled and said to me, 'Bufan, I have met your grandfather, but you haven't met mine, right? How unfair is that? '"
"Bai Bufan: I was still confused at the time. I thought my great-grandfather's generation had almost all passed away, but before I raised my doubts, my father said that his belt was his means of transportation."
"Bai Bufan: Damn it, I didn't see my great grandfather that day, but I did see Lao Da."
"Lin Li: Kid, this is not funny."
"Bai Bufan: Didn't you laugh when you typed this? Now I'm eating shit right here."
Lin Li was indeed smiling.
"Bai Bufan: In addition, I specifically asked Lao Da, and Lao Da really said that he had no objection. Kid, this is very funny. It can only be said that Lao Da's mind is as broad as Lao An's."
"Lin Li: Your imagination is as open as Lao Ken's."
"Lin Li: Okay, I just got home and I'm going to take a shower. Send me the infantry map and its source. It's urgent."
"Bai Bufan: Galio defeated 385 citizens in the city called SONE with his ultimate."
"Lin Li: 1"
……
Lin Li nodded with satisfaction. He approved of Bai Bufan's opinion. Normally he was "wooden" lying in bed, but now he became "too" calm.
Lin Li would never make the stupid mistake that Bai Bufan had made.
He downloaded it first and then watched it.
……
The next day.
It is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but it is difficult to go from extravagance to frug
When the last egg was taken out of Lin Li's egg box, Lin Li could only practice the odd-numbered chapters of the Eight Stages of Physical Training honestly.
The painful sweat filled my body again, and I didn't know if it was because I hadn't trained like this for several days, but today I felt particularly tired.
Lin Li stopped laughing, but Xiao Zhou looked much better. It was obvious that the laughter had moved again.
Zhou Youwei was happy from the bottom of his heart.
After all, as a human being, it is difficult to show a good face every day when facing the enemy's twisting butt.
[Get up before the Mao hour for one week and practice the Eight-Stage Body Building Exercise seriously, and before the Chen hour, for at least half an hour in total. (6/7)]
After seeing the notice, Lin Li rested his hands on his thighs and took a breath to rest.
"Grandpa Zhou, goodbye."
"Okay, bye." Today he can become a Korean grandfather again, and he really responded to me, with the corners of his mouth slightly upturned.
Their thoughts are written all over their faces, and it’s really fun to get along with such old people.
Lin Li nodded again, dragging his tired body and walking forward, showing the long-lost dead dog posture.
Although he had only practiced for a week, it was a martial art that did not exist in reality after all. The effect was self-evident. Lin Li's physical fitness had improved.
A week ago, Lin Li did not rest. He could probably rely on physical strength in the front and body and willpower in the back to practice with standard movements for more than ten minutes. When the movements were distorted to the point of affecting the practice of the exercises, he could only rest for a few minutes before continuing.
But now, Lin Li can probably stick to the standard movements and practice them continuously for nearly twenty minutes.
But this can't change the ending of being exhausted like a dog.
After all, the system's requirements for seriousness grow with Lin Li's growth.
If you have spare energy but don't use it, it means you are not serious.
This is how the small-minded system works.
Unless Lin Li can master the Eight Stages of Body Strengthening with ease and perfectly meet the requirements of the technique with some energy left over, or practice for five minutes and rest for two hours, before this, the result of practicing seriously will be exhaustion.
The only consolation is probably that before, Lin Li was exhausted to the point of being a very weak dog, but now, he is exhausted to the point of being an average weak dog!
And tomorrow! My Qi and blood will undergo a change!
The future is promising! Maybe tomorrow I will become a powerful dog!
Eh? wrong.
I am a human being.
Do it all over again, a stronger man!
"I am a human! I am a human!" Thinking of this, Lin Li raised his left hand high, shouted the slogan "I am a human", and ran home happily.
An old man who got up early and passed by on the road: "?"
Send it to someone else, kid.
Asking for monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)