Chapter 65 It’s easier to like boys

Chapter 65 It’s easier to like boys

Chapter 65 It’s easier to like boys
classroom.

It is very rare that Bai Bufan did not talk about unofficial history today.

"The names of Liu Bei's descendants are Liu Feng and Liu Chan, which together mean Feng Chan, which is the expectation for the emperor. The names of Sun Jian's descendants are Sun Quan and Sun Ce, which together mean Quan Ce, which is a wish for ability.

Okay, next, let’s take a look at Lao Cao’s house.

What are their names? Cao Cao, Cao Pi, Cao Zhen, Cao Shuang.

I don’t talk about Sima, I only talk about Shu, Wei and Wu, but the Cao family is the final winner. So, have you seen that the emperor’s heart and the tactics are useless! Tell me loudly! What is the ladder to victory! "

"You only need to do three things to win! Emperor Wen of Wei! Cao Ziheng! Cao Pi!"

History is right, but the interpretation is wild.

After distributing breakfast to everyone, Lin Li belatedly thanked Bai Bufan:

"Not ordinary, the one yesterday was really good."

"Bai's Strict Selection, do you think so? It's not a good thing, it can't be kept in my phone. My memory is a precious strategic material.

I still have a lot of good stuff in my collection. Have you finished watching Sister Feng's films? Although they are a little old, classics never go out of style. The quality of the restored films even surpasses new ones."

Bai Bufan was not surprised by such praise and said calmly.

"Send them all to me, please. This is really important to me." Lin Li said solemnly.

“I’ll send you my online disk account and password later. Sharing is troublesome and the link is prone to invalidation.

It just so happens that I still have members in my account, and I have already sorted and evaluated the files, so they are not a mess.

However, in order to keep the files safe, most of them are compressed files. The decompression passwords are different depending on the source. They are usually marked in the folder. You can check it yourself when the time comes. "

In the early days when online storage was the only one in the market, how could one line of words break people's defenses?

——! You are late, and the shared file has been cancelled.

Every time I find a link only to discover that it was from a few years ago, it is a terrifying gamble.

"You are my true brother. Okay, since you don't usually use these resources in the dormitory, why not give them to me who needs them more? Tell me when you need them on the weekend." Lin Li nodded, very pleased with Bai Bufan's understanding.

"No, you don't have to return them to me at the weekend. I don't need these things anymore. From today on, I will officially start to quit masturbating! I decided to bring my talent to quitting masturbating." Bai Bufan's eyes were firm, "I have already uninstalled the banned comics and Bika on my phone! I have a firm heart and I don't know how I can lose!"

"Yeah." Lin Li nodded.

"..."

"..."

"No, the reaction is too bland! Lin Li, I feel like you are a little disrespectful to me! Why do you only respond with an "um" to such an important decision?" After a brief silence, Bai Bufan was a little broken.

"Wow, Bufan Bufan you are awesome, Bufan Bufan you are the best." Lin Li praised after hearing the words, but it was awesome.

Lin Li has heard this too many times.

Bai Bufan’s famous saying is that he abstains from sex for twenty-three hours a day. Assuming he lives to the average life expectancy of 75, he has a total of seventy-two years of abstaining from sex.

From this panel data, we can only say that if Bai Bufan brought his talents to the Nofap Bar, he would indeed be the deputy GOAT in the Nofap Bar.

"You will regret your words and actions today." Bai Bufan looked coldly at his deskmate who looked down on others.

"Haha."

A few minutes later.

"Lin Li."

Chen Yuying, who had finished her breakfast and thrown her garbage into the trash can in the corridor, came over and called out Lin Li's name.

In fact, the trash can in the classroom was originally placed in the back row, but because it was turned into a basketball hoop for Lin Li and others last semester, Xue Jian moved it to the corridor.

——At least this way I won’t see these little bastards using tissues or other things as basketballs during class.

"What's wrong, monitor?"

"I wanted to talk to you about the autumn outing. Zhuo Yongfei and I discussed it and decided to discuss it by dormitory first. The dormitory head told me or him, so that we can summarize it into several major options first, and then we can choose the one that the class can accept most in the class meeting.

And because you are the only day student in the class without a dormitory, I need to talk to you separately."

Zhuo Yongfei is the deputy monitor of Class 4, Grade 1, a boy.

"Oh, so, I'm very Buddhist, it's all right," Lin Li nodded and looked at Bai Bufan, "Bufan, did your dormitory discuss it last night? Just merge my vote into yours. There are five of the Four Heavenly Kings and four of the Three Giants of Detective Novels, so it's normal for a dormitory of six to have seven votes."

"That's no problem, but classmate Bai Bufan, I'm curious to ask, have you discussed and come to a conclusion?" Chen Yuying nodded and looked at Bai Bufan and asked.

Bai Bufan, who was staring at the unopened textbook on the table with his head down, became even stiffer when he heard his own name.

He mechanically turned around and faced Chen Yuying, but he didn't look at her. He said stutteringly, "We haven't discussed that yet. I guess we'll come up with it tomorrow night."

Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then he realized that Bai Bufan was at two extremes in front of boys and girls, especially in front of Chen Yuying, who was the best in the class in terms of both appearance and appearance.

In fact, it’s not that serious.

The main reason was that he had spread rumors in front of the squad leader about Bai Bufan having hemorrhoids, which dealt another severe blow to his already fragile heart. Lin Li noticed that Bai Bufan's hands were firmly clasped on both sides of his thighs, without any unnecessary movements.

Lin Li stood up. After all, when he thought of hemorrhoids, it was time to tighten his anus.

It's not just me who stands up.

When Lin Li and Chen Tianming, who was standing up suddenly in the back row near the back door, looked at each other, everything was said without words, and both of them laughed.

So you also play the original - no, you also lift your anus?

Without realizing it, Bai Bufan had actually become the anus tightening assistant for the Class 4 of Grade 1. Just seeing him would remind them to tighten their anus.

At this moment, Bai Bufan looked like his brain had stopped working. He stammered and spoke with great difficulty.

This made Chen Yuying a little at a loss for a moment.

Master Lin couldn't bear to see his good brother suffer such human suffering. So Lin Li closed his eyes.

“Hahahaha—cough cough.” Lin Li opened his eyes and laughed out loud because he accidentally couldn’t hold it back.

Because he suddenly stood up and started laughing again, Chen Yuying and Bai Bufan both looked over at him.

Chen Yuying was confused, while Bai Bufan was resentful and asking for help - no matter who you are, take her away quickly!
"Class monitor, Bufan has some social anxiety when facing girls, especially pretty ones. Let him report to Yongfei later." Lin Li decided to lend a helping hand.

"Oh, sorry." Chen Yuying immediately took a step back to make Bai Bufan feel more at ease. Then she was a little surprised: "But it's hard to imagine that classmate Bai would be like this."

After all, Bai Bufan has a very loud voice, and the whole class can hear what he says. In the eyes of people who are not familiar with him, he has nothing to do with social phobia. He is more like a social terrorist, which makes others feel socially phobic.

"The most important thing is that it looks good." Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

It is difficult for a girl of this age to remain calm when receiving compliments. Chen Yuying was a little shy and did not respond to such straightforward compliments.

Bai Bufan looked towards Lin Li with an even more resentful gaze.

Are you really using me as a metaphor between you and the squad leader?

Have I become Luffy?

——According to unofficial historical records, when Kaido and Big Mom didn’t want children, they used Luffy.

"Actually, there is another reason, squad leader. What I told you last time about Bufan having hemorrhoids was fake. I was just joking." Lin Li added.

Bai Bufan finally gave him a grateful look this time - Lin Li didn't have a weird tone or make faces this time, this was a real clarification, and it brought tears to his eyes.

Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment after hearing this. She looked at Bai Bufan first, then at Lin Li: "Have you... told me about this?"

Bai Bufan, who was still looking grateful, suddenly froze again.

Eh?
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li in confusion.

Lin Li spread his hands innocently, tilted his head and shrugged, and said directly: "I said the squad leader didn't remember this at all, look how nervous you are."

But remember it now.

Bai Bufan, realizing this, found himself in the same situation as Zhou Baowei.

It's all your own fault!

"Squad leader, I mentioned this to you at noon the day before yesterday. It's better if you don't remember it. There's no need to remember it now because it was a rumor I made up. It's false." Lin Li repeated.

Bai Bufan cast a grateful look again.

"Oh, okay..." Chen Yuying nodded weakly, but her eyes looked a little strange.

She was about to leave, but suddenly noticed something strange, so she asked Lin Li in confusion: "I wanted to ask you just now, why did you all suddenly stand up and do horse stance?"

"To tighten the anus." Lin Li answered honestly.

"What subject is it?"

"Um, if you want to ask, it's the subject of butt clamping."

Chen Yuying: “?”

Chen Yuying reacted and slapped herself on the forehead, then quickly left.

But Lin Li noticed that she didn't seem to sit down immediately.

The wind of lifting the anus finally blew to the front row.

But Lin Li felt a little sad.

It turns out that beautiful girls also need to lift their anus.

"Thank you so much this time, Lin Li. Except for the times when you are unreliable, you are quite reliable at other times." Bai Bufan was really touched this time.

"You thanked me too early."

Bai Bufan: “?”

"I have lied to the monitor too many times in the past few days. I have repeatedly emphasized that it is not something she has, and she probably took it seriously. So theoretically speaking, now she not only remembers it, but is also more certain that you have it. Did you notice the monitor's eyes at that time? I think this is the reason." Lin Li explained with a smile.

He said that he was not a pervert and that he was not sick. Lin Li felt that Chen Yuying did not believe him, so this was a reasonable inference.

"Haha, you said this to scare me, right?"

"..."

"Right?"

"..."

"Lin Li, nod your head quickly and say yes! Bastard! Nod your head!" After great joy came great sorrow. Bai Bufan looked at the smiling Lin Li and his face turned pale again.

"I want to change my deskmate..." He spoke weakly in his desperate last words.

"I think Ding Sihan is very suitable to be your new deskmate, Bufan, why don't you consider it?" Lin Li put forward his suggestion steadily.

"Are you fucking thinking about me?" Bai Bufan gnashed his teeth and said, "If I couldn't beat you right now, you would have already kneeled down and kowtowed to apologize to me, Lin Li, just wait, when I successfully quit masturbating, we will settle all the new and old grudges together!"

"Bufan, you can't keep doing this. What will you do when you fall in love in the future? If you can't overcome your shyness and uneasiness in front of girls, are you going to find a man to accompany you for the rest of your life?" Lin Li advised.

"I feel that changing my sexual orientation is easier than overcoming my fear of girls." Bai Bufan thought for a while and replied, then smiled at Lin Li: "Lin Li, keep lifting your anus, I'm looking forward to your future."

Lin Li: "..."

He silently pushed the chair close to the wall, as far away from Bai Bufan as possible.

Damn, I'm scared.

　Asking for monthly ticket
　　
　
(End of this chapter)