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Why do you always make weird clothes?
Never mind. These aren't important anymore.
"Sister Meiya, it's okay, this is Xiaoxin."
Xiaoshanyi persuaded Meiya to get down from the table.
"Xiao Xin, why do you always make some weird clothes? It scares me to death."
Meiya got down from the table with lingering fear.
"Mom, how could there really be such a big cockroach? Mom, you are not smart."
Shin-chan said sarcastically to Misae.
Hmm, I wonder if Godzilla can get that big.
Xiao Shanyi thought silently.
"Oh, let's not talk about this for now. I just saw a cockroach. Let's work together to find it."
Meiya was holding a stick made of rolled newspapers, looking around with her eyes open. She looked so cautious that anyone who didn't know her would think she was sweeping for mines.
Xiao Shanyi was also holding a roll of newspaper, but he always felt that it was a bit uncomfortable because it was not a pair of slippers.
As for Shin-chan, he was looking around with the only bottle of insecticide.
"Oh, here it is."
Suddenly, Xiaoxin's eyes lit up, he shouted, and the insecticide in his hand sprayed out instantly.
Oh, did you find it?
As soon as this thought flashed through Xiaoshan Yi's mind, Mei Ya's roar was instantly silenced.
"You little idiot!!!!"
"!!!!!Bang!!!!!"
Wow, this Meiya equipped with weapons is really different. She even ignored the cockroach hat on Shin-chan’s head and broke through his defense with one strike.
Looking at the bump on Shin-chan's head, which is as big as three bumps normally, well, it might be a weak spot to hit.
"You little idiot, you can't just spray pesticides randomly."
Meiya said to Xiaoxin angrily.
Xiaoxin, with a big bag on his head that fits the hat perfectly, said weakly, "Yes."
"It looks like she's not in the kitchen anymore. Let's move to another location."
General Mei Ya made a strategic shift.
"Yes, as ordered."
"Breasts, bra."
Captain Oyama Yoshitaka and Corporal Nohara Shinnosuke acknowledged their response.
"Army attack."
The three of them carefully moved to the living room on tiptoe, for fear of alarming the cockroaches.
Corporal Xiaoxin took the lead, General Meiya was in command, and Captain Xiaoshan Yi was in the rear to provide support.
"what!!!"
At this moment, the central army under the charge of General Mei Ya was thrown into disarray.
"What happened?"
Xiao Shanyi, who was left behind, quickly looked around for the enemy.
"Don't scare me suddenly, idiot."
Meiya shouted at Xiaoxin.
"Yes~"
...I don’t know why, but Xiao Shanyi felt like he was exhausted and mentally tired before he even found the cockroach.
Xiao Shanyi looked at the walls around him helplessly.
Hey, why does this picture frame have a pair of tentacles?
After looking at Meiya who was still educating Xiaoxin, Xiaoshan Yi decided to go himself.
Slowly, gently, quietly, right now, look at me, I will split Mount Hua with all my strength.
Xiao Shanyi's eyes lit up, he raised the newspaper and was about to chop it down.
Halfway through the split, Huashan flew away.
Ahhh.
Xiao Shanyi was stunned.
The place where the cockroach flew to was none other than Meiya, the one who was educating Shin-chan.
"Mother."
Shin-chan said to Mei-ya blankly.
"what happened?"
Meiya said unhappily.
“Do you like cockroaches?”
"Ha, who would like that kind of thing?"
Meiya said incomprehensibly.
"But Mr. Cockroach likes you."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Why do cockroaches like me?"
"Because Mr. Cockroach is next to you."
"Really? How could Mr. Cockroach be in my..."
As Mei Ya was talking, she turned around and saw... Mr. Cockroach flapping his wings.
"Cockroach... cockroach... cockroach."
Meiya's face turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Look at me."
It's too late, but it's too soon.
Xiao Shanyi seized the opportunity and got another newspaper.
"Clang."
Looking at Meiya who fell straight down with a red mark on her nose, Xiaoshanyi felt embarrassed.
You are holding a newspaper...
"Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi."
Xiaoxin called Xiaoshan Yi
"Sister Meiya, are you okay, Sister Meiya?"
"Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi."
Xiaoxin continued to call Xiaoshan Yi.
"Sister Meiya, wake up."
Xiao Shanyi called Meiya attentively.
"Well!!!"
Xiaoxin puffed up his face angrily and looked at the cockroach he had caught with chopsticks.
"Xiao Yi, look! The cockroach is here."
Xiaoxin ran to the opposite side of Xiaoshanyi, and through Meiya, he picked up the cockroach with chopsticks and showed it to Xiaoshanyi.
"cockroach?"
Before Xiaoshanyi had time to be shocked, Meiya, who had just woken up, opened her eyes and saw the cockroach baring its fangs and claws at her.
"Cockroach...ah."
Meiya rolled her eyes and fainted again.
"Sister Meiya, Xiaoxin, throw the cockroach out quickly."
Xiaoshan Yi asked Xiaoxin to throw the cockroach out.
"Yes."
Xiaoxin walked slowly to the window, stretched out the chopsticks, let go, and ignored it.
"Sister Meiya, it's okay."
Xiaoshan Yi pinched Meiya's philtrum to wake her up.
"Really, that would be great."
Meiya opened her eyes and smiled with relief.
"Hey, why does it smell so good?"
Meiya sniffed and said in confusion.
"Eh, that seems to be the case."
Just when the two were wondering, they saw Shin-chan holding a purple bottle that looked very high-end and spraying it continuously.
"Xiao Xin, what are you spraying?"
Xiao Shanyi raised his eyebrows and looked at Meiya worriedly.
"Hey, mom's high-end perfume. This way the whole house will smell good and Mr. Cockroach won't come."