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Shin-chan smiled smugly.
"My...high-end perfume, ah~"
Meiya rolled her eyes and fainted again.
Xiao Shanyi looked at Meiya and said, forget it, stop shouting. Sometimes being dizzy is less troublesome than being awake.
Xiaoshan Yi shook his head and returned to the second floor. It was time to play chess with Kato.
As for Mr. Cockroach who was released outside by Shin-chan, he returned to the corner of the Nohara family where he could never see the sunlight.
Here’s the cockroach’s perspective:
"Honey, I'm back."
"Welcome back, thank you for your hard work."
As the female cockroach spoke, she smelled the fragrance of Mr. Cockroach.
"Hey, where have you been? Why do you stink so badly? Just like a human."
"Ah, I encountered a little accident when I came back today."
Mr. Cockroach said bitterly.
"Sleep outside tonight and get rid of the smell before coming back."
Mr. Cockroach looked at the locked door of his home. His life was dull and bleak. When would the male cockroach be able to stand up?
Ugh……
Chapter 57 The earthquake is coming
Ah, what a warm feeling.
Xiao Shanyi slowly opened his eyes.
Hey, where am I?
Xiao Shanyi looked around in a daze. The scenery was beautiful, but Xiao Shanyi had no idea where he was.
Oh my god, why am I dressed like this?
Xiao Shanyi looked down at his suit and tie and quickly ran to a pool.
Oh my god, who are you, handsome guy?
Oh, it’s me.
Xiao Shanyi looked at his handsome face reflected in the water. With his carefully styled hair, he looked so handsome.
After Xiao Shanyi finished admiring the beauty, he discovered a white church in the distance.
When Xiao Shanyi saw this decision... he turned around and left. Just kidding, things in churches have always been mysterious, so it’s better to stay away from them.
As soon as Xiao Shanyi turned around, the scene suddenly changed.
Hey, why am I here again?
Xiao Shanyi found himself under the cross in the church, and many people he knew were sitting in the audience.
Hey, this is the first time that dad's face isn't stern. Why is mom smiling and wiping her tears? Oh, isn't that Zhen Yajie? Long time no see. Hey, why is Meng Yajie taking pictures?
Brother-in-law and sister Meiya, why do you dress so carefully?
"Xiao Yi, are you happy?"
"Well, if you could tell me what happened, Shin-chan."
Xiaoshan Yi looked at Xiaoxin who was lying on his shoulder and said with a smile.
"Oh my, Xiaoyi, you are so real. You should be extremely happy."
After saying this, Xiaoxin seemed to have thought of something and smiled mysteriously.
"Hey, I won't bother you anymore. See you later."
Xiao Shanyi stared blankly at Xiao Xin running to Guangzhi's side.
What's going on.
"Damn, damn, damn."
At this moment, a wedding march suddenly sounded in Xiaoshanyi's ears, and the closed church door slowly opened.
Oh, it really was a dream.
When Xiao Shanyi saw this, he understood that he had encountered the movie version. It turned out to be a dream after all this time.
Really, how can I get married when I’m only sixteen?
Xiao Shanyi thought.
But who is my bride?
Xiao Shanyi thought so in his heart, but in fact, there was already a clear figure in his mind. Could it be her?
As the door gradually opened, Xiao Shanyi's heart gradually became excited and nervous.
Looking at the white wedding dress, and the green scales faintly visible under the dress.
Oh my god, isn't this Shin-chan's leaky-butt monster?
Xiao Shanyi was so scared that he couldn't close his mouth.
The hideous and terrifying face of the monster under the white veil now looked shy and looked at Xiao Shanyi lovingly.
Forget it, I don’t want to play anymore.
Xiao Shanyi complained silently, and then...how to wake up myself when I'm sleeping?
Xiao Shanyi patted his cheeks, but it was of no use except that he felt nothing.
My God, is this justice? I don’t even have the right to end my own dream.
Just when Xiao Shanyi was complaining, the butt-showing monster had already stood shyly in front of Xiao Shanyi.
"Roar."
(Honey)
Xiao Shanyi looked at the sharp teeth of the butt-leaking monster and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"This could be a misunderstanding."
"Ho, ho ho ho."
(Dear, it's already this late, stop joking, come on, kiss me.)
Xiao Shanyi looked at the pouting mouth of the leaky-butt monster.
I, I can’t eat it.
Xiao Shanyi was so anxious that she almost cried.
Seeing that the beast's mouth was getting closer and closer to him, Xiao Shanyi was thinking of just stuffing his head in there. Maybe he would wake up.
Hey, that makes sense.
Xiao Shanyi's eyes lit up as he looked at the bloody mouth. This is not a mouth at all, it is clearly the hole where I woke up.
Just when Xiaoshanyi was about to die heroically, the leaky-butt monster put its strong and powerful claws on Xiaoshanyi's shoulders.
"Roar, roar, roar."
(Faster, faster, faster)
The leaky-butt monster kept shaking Xiaoshanyi, and Xiaoshanyi felt his body shaking up to fifty times per second.
Even so, Xiao Shanyi still smiled, because...
"Hey, I'm awake."
When he opened his eyes and saw the familiar ceiling, Xiaoshan Yi felt extremely nostalgic.
Hey, why is this chandelier shaking?
Xiao Shanyi looked at the chandelier that kept shaking, and felt that his bed had turned into an electric massage bed.
Oh my god, there's an earthquake.
Xiao Shanyi covered himself with the quilt and thought, please, I have been reborn for so long, this little earthquake in this country is just a drop in the bucket, Xiao Shanyi has long been used to it.
"Oh, by the way, I have to go down and turn off the gas."
Xiao Shanyi suddenly jumped out of the quilt. Are you kidding? He remembered that the Nohara family had once exploded due to gas.
"Sister Meiya, there's an earthquake, the gas, turn off the gas..."
Xiao Shanyi shouted and ran into the kitchen.
As soon as he ran into the kitchen, Xiao Shanyi saw a flash of fire.
"Guest, would you like to buy a match?"
Xiao Xin was kneeling on the ground, with a red towel on his head, covering his face with his hands and holding a lit match.
"Is it closed..."
Xiao Shanyi stared at Xiao Xin blankly, is this...really planning to meet the little match girl!!!
At this time, Meiya turned off the gas and looked at Xiaoxin with fiery eyes.
"Idiot, don't play with fire in such a dangerous time."
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"Xiao Xin, listen to me carefully. Article 53 of the house rule prohibits playing the 'Little Match Girl Game' during an earthquake."
"Yes."
Haha, I guess only Shin-chan’s family would have such house rules.
Knowing that there was no danger, Xiao Shanyi felt relieved.
In the evening, after dinner, the Nohara family held a family meeting.