Chapter 90 Don't Get a Haircut in This Barber Shop
Chapter 90 Don't Get a Haircut in This Barber Shop
Promises are heavy things and should not be made lightly.
When the system could go crazy at any time, who knows if the next encounter will be in the Hehuan Sect again?
Therefore, "rose" is the best response to express one's feelings.
Unfortunately, Yang Liang didn't seem to understand his feelings. When he said goodbye to her on WeChat, there was a sense of resentment in his words.
There is really nothing we can do against him.
……
night.
After Lin Li searched for information in front of the computer for a while, he resolved some doubts on the copy. At this point, the translation of Qingzheng Yulei Fa was basically half completed.
The speed is much faster than when I translated the Eight-Stage Body-Building Exercises before.
Apart from the fact that the content is indeed much less than that of the Eight-Stage Body-Building Exercise, the experience and knowledge accumulated during the previous translation also provided a lot of benefits this time and greatly improved the efficiency.
When new skills are introduced, one naturally has to try to learn them.
The opening content, which is the first step for Lin Li to practice the Qingzheng Yulei Fa, is simple:
In order to control lightning, the body must be able to absorb and control lightning. The beginning of the chapter talks about how to use spiritual energy to transform one's body into a pure and upright lightning-controlling body, so that one's body can absorb, transfer and output lightning.
As the transformation of the lightning body progresses, the efficiency of these links will also increase, and finally the efficiency will be greater than 1 - that is, after the absorbed lightning circulates once in the body, the power when it is output is stronger than when it is absorbed, and the lightning body becomes an amplifier.
If it can only serve as an amplifier, then this thunder method cannot be called any thunder method. After the thunder body is fully developed, self-generated lightning will also be a basic operation.
When Yang Yongxin comes, he will have to respectfully call himself the King of Thunder and Lightning.
Electric boy, use your Mars group!
The shaping of a thunder body requires spiritual energy. The spare low-grade spirit stone that Lin Li exchanged but did not use on Sunday night came in handy at this time.
After materializing it, Lin Li began to guide the circulation of spiritual energy in his body and knock on the gates according to the introduction of Qingzheng Yulei Fa.
There are too many acupoints and nouns marked on this Qingzheng Yulei Method. It is impossible to find these words on the modern Internet. It is estimated that they are only circulated in the world of immortal cultivation. Fortunately, it is also a picture book, and you can find the correct location according to the pictures.
The most important function of the spiritual energy chapter in the Eight Stages of Body Building Exercise for the transformation of one's own body is that it can allow the spiritual energy in one's body to be split into two parts.
This was not obvious when I continued to study the spiritual energy chapter. After all, the more spiritual energy a chapter progressed, the more spiritual energy was needed, which directly offset or even covered the effect of improving my efficiency in utilizing spiritual energy.
But now, its benefits are fully demonstrated.
This piece of low-grade spirit stone now feels very durable.
Twenty minutes later, Lin Li opened his eyes with a lingering feeling. The spirit stone in his hand had become an empty shell.
But its sacrifice is worth it.
The spiritual energy has already followed the instructions of the Qingzheng Lightning Control Method and has traveled through most of his body. As long as he has one more low-grade spirit stone, he will be able to complete a circle and transform his body into the most basic thunder body.
Then stay up all night and wait until twelve o'clock.
The anticipation for the thunder body far outweighed the sleepiness, and now I probably wouldn’t be able to fall asleep even if I went to bed.
But it's just after ten o'clock.
There are still two hours left and we can't just sit there and wait.
If it were before, Lin Li would have already started enjoying his short video time.
But now, the schoolbag that I rarely carry home has its use!
Study! I love studying! Study loves me!
Turning on the eye-protection desk lamp, Lin Li worked hard to make Wang Yuezhi his son.
"I would actually do such a thing." Lin Li couldn't believe it himself.
This broken desk lamp is covered in dust, which shows how long it has been since it was used.
However, when Lin Li was a child, his mother often saw Lin Li studying like this when she came home.
But when she touched the TV or computer case and then touched her earlobe to cool down due to the burn, Lin Li knew that his disguise had failed.
Fortunately, mothers rarely have belts.
A feather duster is much more comfortable to use.
……
"A green machine gunner and a blue ice shooter, all their offspring are green machine gunners. Well, that means that green and machine gun are dominant genes."
"Then after this machine gunner self-breeds, there will be four kinds of offspring, and all the dominant and recessive genes will shine. This question is the basis. What is the flower language of peas? 9331!"
"By the way, what is the position for self-intercourse?"
"Damn it, why did you, the Pea Family, suddenly start having affairs on this subject? You have no shame! Can you please raise your moral standards?"
"Damn you, Mendel! You used the church's money, planted the church's land, and then brought your damn basket of peas to overthrow the church! And Morgan, you and your damn white-eyed fruit fly are not good people either!"
Because he was alone at home, Lin Li could speak his mind without any scruples while studying.
Although he was complaining, Lin Li believed that biology was the kindest subject in science and also the subject with the best grades in his science subjects.
If the system had not been activated, Lin Li would probably have chosen biology, geography, or technology.
But because of the basic memory improvement and [Strengthened Recognition], Lin Li's current choice should be more towards the liberal arts. However, he won't decide until the end of the semester, so there's no rush.
"Ding-a-ling-ding-a-ling--"
The alarm clock rang, indicating that it was twelve o'clock.
"Great! There are only four hours left before I can grind for the daily grind of Genshin Impact!"
Just kidding, Lin Li doesn’t play Genshin Impact.
He immediately put aside Mendel's inheritance, called up the system, and exchanged it for today's spirit stones.
It’s another boring and low-quality product. The gambler has not achieved any success in gambling so far.
【570（650）】
Ever since I was able to use spirit stones, a number in brackets appeared in the system currency column on my panel, showing my historical acquisition of system currency.
Putting aside these distracting thoughts, Lin Li sat cross-legged again and began to absorb the spiritual energy in the spirit stone.
Ten minutes passed. Lin Li opened his eyes and exhaled.
There is still a small amount of spiritual energy left in the spirit stone in my hand, so I will keep it in the warehouse for now.
The spiritual energy has already completed a circle in the body according to the instructions of the Qingzheng Yulei Method, and the thunder body has been initially formed.
Lin Li took out his copy of the Qingzheng Yulei Fa and looked at the contents at the back.
Once you have a thunder body, you naturally have to start controlling thunder. However, when you are not able to generate thunder yourself, the practice of the Qingzheng Thunder Controlling Method still requires the help of external forces.
The Qingzheng Yulei Method also gave some suggestions on external forces, such as "soaking in the thunder pool", "going to the triple thunder sky", "searching for the thunder seed", "taking the purple thunder pill"...
Very rich, can be called nanny-level teaching, the only problem is:
"Can you please tell me something realistic?"
"Why don't you let Sister Pao throw a coin at my forehead? Wouldn't that be more exciting than the thunder pool?"
Lin Li threw the copy of Qingzheng Yulei Fa back onto the table.
Complaining as he was, he looked around.
To put it simply, thunder is electricity. Theoretically, it not only exists in reality, but it is also everywhere.
For example, the socket next to him that Lin Li is looking at now.
Now go wash your hands but don't dry them, and then stick them directly into the socket and do a hand dance. It should feel a little painful.
Lin Li looked at the charging cable of the desk lamp again. There was a cracked rubber ring in the middle, and it was wrapped with black tape several times to ensure its safety.
Remove the tapes and put the copper wire in your mouth while knitting a sweater. The taste will be a little more pungent than that of Sichuan peppercorns.
If these powers are not enough, it would be fun to do pull-ups on the telephone poles where sparrows often chatter.
Lin Li felt that he was the bravest man in the world for having these thoughts.
Maybe I can put these ideas into practice in the future.
But it has to be the future.
Lin Li felt that he might not be able to handle it yet.
What if my body is electrocuted and turned black? What if God thinks I am black when I go to heaven and sends me to grow cotton?
The lightning body has just been formed, so it is better to try it step by step to deal with the power of lightning.
With his current lightning resistance ability gained by his lightning body, he may not be as good as the legendary lightning resistance king Wu Jing.
Lin Li did not hesitate and went straight to the shopping app. He first bought a few electric shock toys, and then bought a basic CNC power supply for more than 0 yuan, which can control the current output of 220-V.
But now Lin Li felt a little unwilling to just go to sleep and wait for the express delivery to arrive.
Look for other power sources in your home.
The first thing Lin Li thought of was the "Electric Demon Blood Crow Shooter", which was placed next to his desk.
I picked it up and looked at it carefully. There was a warning on it, prohibiting touching, and a reminder that the interlayer power grid had a voltage of 2100 volts.
2100 volts sounds scarier than 220 volts, but in fact, what really affects the harm is the current. The greater the current and the longer the time, the greater the harm caused.
I searched some information on the computer and found that when the current reaches 10 mA for AC or 50 mA for DC, the human muscles will spasm and the pain will be obvious. If the current increases further, it will cause breathing difficulties and heart spasms, which are life-threatening.
In addition, when the human body is not wet, there is a certain resistance. If you touch it with an electric mosquito swatter, it will definitely not be fatal, but it will definitely be very painful, and may also cause semi-permanent scars.
It’s better not to try it rashly.
Lin Li didn't want his charm, which he had worked so hard to improve, to be tarnished because of something like this.
Thinking of the reason why Bai Bufan was punished to stand in the physics class today, Lin Li decided to be the idiot who wore a sweater in summer as Bai Bufan said.
Of course, just wearing a sweater isn’t enough.
The reason why the physics teacher asked why it is not easy to generate static electricity when taking off a sweater in summer is that the air humidity is higher in summer, and the electric charge can be easily conducted away through the water vapor in the air and is not easy to accumulate, so it is difficult to generate static electricity.
——But a genius is always a genius. Lin Li chose to run to the closet where the desiccant was placed to rub the sweater.
It did make a few crackling sounds when he rubbed it, but the static electricity disappeared before he even touched it.
The genius is defeated.
Lin Li was in deep thought.
"Wait, how could I have forgotten that thing!"
Lin Li threw down his sweater, came out of the closet, and started searching around the house.
Finally, Lin Li smiled.
——He found several lighters in the tool cabinet at home.
Lin Li's gaze was fixed on the piezoelectric igniter in the lighter.
Lin Li played with this thing a lot when he was a kid.
Using this Kuku to shock others will, of course, also result in you getting shocked - because it will hurt the enemy by a thousand while hurting yourself by eight hundred. If you press it yourself, you may get shocked as well.
This is a ready-made electric shock toy.
When he was a child, Lin Li would even go out of his way to look for discarded lighters on the streets, then smash them to get the igniter out.
Of course, violent disassembly is not advisable and is very dangerous. Once when I was throwing a lighter, it exploded. Fortunately, I threw it far away and didn't hurt myself.
At this moment, Lin Li chose a lighter with the least butane left, pried open the iron sheet on top with a screwdriver, and twisted the plastic part until it fell off.
This allows the piezoelectric lighter to be removed very safely.
There was no hesitation. After all, it would not cause any substantial harm to the human body, so Lin Li immediately aimed the wire at his skin and pressed it down without hesitation.
"pat-"
In the dim environment, you can even see a fleeting flash of lightning.
Asking for monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)