Chapter 91: Cultivate Immortality and Make Money, I will collect 1 of them in January!
Chapter 91: Cultivate Immortality and Make Money, I will collect two to three thousand in a month!
Lin Li's hands did not move at all, and there was no reflex due to the pain.
Not only did it not hurt, it even felt comfortable at that moment, as if I was massaging myself. Unfortunately, it was so fleeting that I felt a little unsatisfied.
Lin Li applied some water on the part of his body where he was electrocuted, which would reduce the resistance and make the electric shock more pleasurable, and then continued to press.
Sure enough, it became more comfortable.
When the clicking sounds in the room stopped, Lin Li had left a mark with his thumb.
After shocking himself, Lin Li began to shock the small objects around him.
It's fun.
Unfortunately, the piezoelectric igniter can only ignite gas, and it is not realistic to use it to ignite dry sawdust.
After all, he was no longer his childhood self. After playing for a few minutes, Lin Li rubbed his aching thumb and threw the piezoelectric lighter back into the toolbox.
Tired of playing, stop playing and go to sleep.
Lin Li stood up and left.
Then stop.
What are you doing here?
After thinking for three seconds, Lin Li suddenly smiled with relief.
Damn it, I didn’t come here to reminisce about my childhood. I was so focused on being electrocuted that I forgot to use the Qingzheng Yulei Method to absorb the lightning.
——The Thunder Body has only just reached a minor stage and cannot absorb passively.
Thinking of the important matter, Lin Li first absorbed a little of the spiritual energy in the spirit stone, and then let it flow along the veins of the lightning body in his body, before he aimed the lighter at himself again.
A faint electric current quickly flowed through the body the moment the sound was heard, and finally disappeared. It was different from the feeling of being electrocuted just now.
But the amount is too small and it cannot "take shape" in the body.
So Lin Li used the electric shock a few more times before he finally felt vaguely that there was something more in his body that he could control.
“Does this mean it’s absorbed and stored?”
For the purpose of testing, Lin Li tore off a miniature piece of paper and placed it on the table. Then he pointed his index finger at it and began to release the electric current stored in his body according to the method given by the Thunder Controlling Technique.
"Snap——" a faint sound of electric charge explosion.
The confetti didn't even move.
If it weren't for the sound of the electric charge exploding just now, I wouldn't have known that Lin Li was discharging electricity.
This is the result when the distance between Lin Li's fingers and the paper scraps is less than five millimeters - if they are farther away, the electric charge cannot be transferred at all.
This effect is actually much weaker than directly using an electric shock device.
But Lin Li was very happy.
At this moment he wanted to (scream) (twist) (crawl in the dark) (squirm).
Because at this moment, Lin Li finally did what no human could do.
This small step for Lin Li is actually a big step for Lin Li!
Your own efforts are meaningful.
"Thanks butt!"
Lin Li gave his acceptance speech.
Because Lin Li always remembers one thing, that in the face of any difficulties, it is his butt that always silently supports him behind him. Without his butt, he would not have been able to hold on until today.
The power is weak only because my cultivation is not yet high enough. I have absorbed less lightning to begin with, and my newly formed lightning body has suffered losses during the release process, so it would be strange if it could have any power.
When the lightning body is fully developed in the future, the self-produced lightning can be expanded and amplified. Then Lin Li will challenge this piece of confetti again!
Moreover, if you use the Qilin Arm in the [Charging] state to release electric current, you can also add an additional double power.
So, although the current effect is just pulling the trouser pockets, there is hope for the future!
[Qingzheng Yulei Fa has just begun to explore the basics, and the Dao has already begun to take shape. If you want to go further, you can't just work in isolation, and you need to practice and discuss the Dao. You may as well discuss the Dao with your friends, and fight against the enemies to eliminate demons. ]
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 4: Use the Qingzheng Yulei Fa to discuss Taoism with ten fellow Taoists, and kill at least ten demons with the Qingzheng Yulei Fa.]
[Reward: Physical improvement: The effect of the Pure and Righteous Thunder Controlling Body is increased by 50%; Thunder Accumulation Seed*1; System Currency*50]
As soon as Lin Li had the idea, a task notification suddenly popped up from the system.
After reading the task description, Lin Li scratched his head.
It doesn't seem difficult to kill ten monsters with thunder magic. Just electrocute a mosquito and it's done. Although the system requires precise use of the Qingzheng Yulei magic, using an electric mosquito swatter yourself certainly doesn't count, but it's still simple.
As long as I take off the title of "Blood Crow Killer" and put my hand out of the window, the blood crows will naturally stick to my skin, and I can electrocute them to death by discharging electricity.
What confused Lin Li the most was the part about discussing Dao with ten fellow Taoists. How was he going to discuss Dao? Was he going to electrocute them one by one?
Although it's quite fun, it's not very good, hehe.
"We'll think about the Dao during the day, let's kill the demons first."
“But it’s not very realistic to rely on this piezoelectric device. The current is indeed too small.” Lin Li looked at the piezoelectric device in his hand and felt a little difficult.
Based on the power of the electric paper I just used, I don’t think I could kill a mosquito with one electrocute.
And you have to press it for a long time before it releases a little bit.
It was so small that it couldn't satisfy Lin Li at all.
So Lin Li searched the Internet for information and studied how to make a long-lasting but relatively safe current release device.
There is also a basic tutorial.
So Lin Li dug out a battery from the toolbox. One battery is more powerful than six batteries, but he didn't mention its name because he didn't have the money to advertise it. He used a very simple and violent method. He wrapped two copper wires around the two poles of the battery and connected them in series to increase the voltage.
There are twelve wires on one board, and the voltage is only eighteen volts, which is still within the safe range acceptable to the human body.
Lin Li then wet his hands completely to further reduce the resistance and allow a larger amount of current to enter his body.
The battery pack was then placed on a tile floor where a short circuit would not cause a fire.
This way safety is also guaranteed.
Lin Li then held the two copper wires at the same time with one hand.
Simple, crude, but effective.
No short circuit.
The electric current began to flow continuously into his body, and Lin Li immediately activated the Qingzheng Yulei Method to absorb it all.
Perhaps it was because his thunder body had just been formed, after a few minutes, Lin Li felt himself "full".
The remaining current can no longer be absorbed, and I have begun to feel the discomfort of being electrocuted. Sure enough, the prerequisite for comfort is that you can absorb it yourself.
My capacity is still too small, it feels like less than 100 mAh.
Lin Li let go, returned to the table, and discharged electricity at the piece of paper again. There was a snapping sound that was much clearer than before, and the piece of paper was turned over by the electricity.
And after finally having enough energy in his body, Lin Li could control the force of the output - he could output extremely high voltage current in an instant, or he could output low voltage and weak current for a long time.
However, the effective attack range is still ridiculously short.
But killing a mosquito shouldn't be a problem.
Before killing the mosquito, Lin Li excitedly dug out his old cell phone from home.
I plugged in the charging cable, but the plug was pressed against my index finger and thumb.
"..."
"Dong dong."
"..."
In more than ten seconds, the phone charging icon only lit up for a moment.
"I really have become a power bank." Lin Li looked at his hands excitedly and nervously.
There was no response the rest of the time because I was not yet able to control the voltage and current proficiently, and the charger was not compatible.
When you can control it accurately, you can definitely provide a stable power supply.
The human body power bank is so convenient! It turns out that cultivating immortals is the primary productive force!
The future is more promising.
When the time comes, you can stand on the street and tell passers-by that you can charge their phone for 1.5 yuan. Wouldn't you be able to earn 100 or 80 yuan a day?
Cultivate immortality and turn it into cash. You must earn at least two to three thousand in a month!
The world's richest man is right in front of you!
The fantasy time will start later, now is the time to complete the task.
So Lin Li followed his previous idea, took off his title, used [Charge], stretched his right hand out of the window, and waited for someone to take the bait.
[Kill at least ten demons with the Qingzheng Yulei method (1/10)]
When a mosquito that came to suck blood but only got electricity fell from his arm, the system told Lin Li that his plan was effective.
It's a pity that Lin Li is still not very skilled in controlling the lightning body. When the mosquito sticks to the middle of his forearm, Lin Li can't just let it discharge in that small area, but let almost the entire forearm discharge.
This will waste a lot of electricity, causing the battery to be charged and then have to be recharged (physics).
My power bank is really troublesome to charge at this stage, the capacity is small, and the output is unstable.
……
[Kill at least ten demons with the Qingzheng Yulei method (9/10)]
[Kill at least ten demons with the Qingzheng Yulei method (10/10)]
"This completes half of the task of slaying demons and eliminating evil. All that's left is to discuss the Dao." After charging himself, Lin Li was thinking about how to complete the remaining half of the task.
Then give up thinking about it now.
I've been doing scientific research and recharging myself late at night, and it's already 1:30 in the morning. I have to get up before 5 o'clock tomorrow... no, I have to get up before 5 o'clock today. I don't have much time left this time.
If you don’t sleep now, you don’t have to sleep.
Yawning, Lin Li, who had been keeping a very regular schedule recently, had indeed felt sleepy a long time ago. His anticipation for the Thunder Method had been hanging until now.
Lie down on the bed and adjust yourself to the most comfortable position: "Good night." "Buzz——(Good night)"
Lin Li, who was about to fall asleep, stood up cursing.
Damn it, I forgot to close the window, and the big demon Tianxuewu from the ditch is here again.
……
Although I went to bed late, at least I got up in the morning. As for feeling sleepy, it is unavoidable.
After a quick wash, Lin Li went downstairs to prepare for practice.
Because today's spirit stone quota was almost used up in the early morning, with only a small half left, I decided to only practice the odd-numbered chapters this morning.
When he saw Zhou Youwei, Lin Li looked at him several times.
Come to think of it, it was Xiao Zhou who helped me complete my last sparring task.
So this time, can I make him become one-tenth of myself?
But after thinking about it, Lin Li decided to give up. The old man Dian’s behavior was even more excessive than playing chess with Zhan Ying to make the old lady tired.
The more critical reason is that the electric current that is not fatal to many people may be fatal to those who have heart problems and have undergone surgery to place stents.
Lin Li was also aware of Xiao Zhou's physical condition. He looked very strong, but was actually very fragile.
Does anyone know if there is any stent in his heart or somewhere else that would fall apart if electrocuted?
In addition, he had a history of scamming people before, so from all aspects, he was not a suitable sparring partner, even if he was very nice to me.
It’s better to save all the electricity for Bai Bufan, he is resistant to electricity.
Thinking of this, Lin Li put his thoughts aside and began to concentrate on practicing.
Zhou Youwei touched his cold back and turned to look at Lin Li.
Why do I feel like I've been to the gates of hell?
What evil idea does this evil little devil have?
……
"According to unofficial historical records, Zhao Yun was a very brave man, and the remote control was in Liu Bei's hands, so he vowed to follow Liu Bei until his death."
"I know this unofficial history. The final cause of death was cholecystitis, right?"
"What should I say tomorrow if you tell me this?"
This week, because Bai Bufan didn't have his phone with him, he had to bring less breakfast in the morning. After distributing it, Lin Li pulled Bai Bufan back to his seat.
"Bufan, what do you think of Lei?"
Let’s start discussing!
Bai Bufan was very considerate and did not respond perfunctorily. Instead, he thought carefully for a while before responding:
"Lei? Didn't we discuss this? I personally prefer petite ones or even nothing at all. The best ones are the ones that can fit in one hand. Big Lei is not suitable for me."
Lin Li: "?"
Who asked you this?
But the matter is too serious, so serious that Ding Zhen needs to be sent to stick to the country's defense.
So Lin Li had to make this matter clear first and put the system task aside for a while.
“Then you really have no vision,” Lin Li’s face suddenly turned cold, “Since ancient times, deep affection cannot be retained. Only Da Lei can win people’s hearts. She lowers her head so that her toes cannot be seen. She is the most beautiful woman in the world!”
"How can you rule the world if you are not at peace?" Bai Bufan asked, refusing to admit defeat.
"How can you gather people's hearts if milk doesn't gather?" Lin Li responded sharply.
"Utter fool! Ignorant! I have no common topics with someone like you who plays Azure!" Bai Bufan shook his head gloomily.
"Okay, then let me ask you, this guy, when you lick your feet, will you tear off the dead skin and eat it? Is the dead skin an extra surprise or a deduction for you?" Lin Li began to attack with his mind.
Bai Bufan: “?”
Is this Chinese?
"Lin Li, do you want to listen to what you are saying? Is this Chinese? There is no dead skin on the jade feet! If there is dead skin, it is not called jade feet! Why don't you ask me if I have onychomycosis?"
The attack was effective, and Bai Bufan became furious. He felt that his XP was insulted!
"Then are you going to talk too much--"
"I beat you to death!"
……
"I really need to quit masturbating. Why am I increasingly unable to beat you?" Bai Bufan looked sad.
He was subdued by Lin Li in just a few moves.
Has this kid been pulling a coffin with nine dragons recently?
Bai Bufan wanted to touch Lin Li’s head to see if it was pointy.
"Okay, I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious. What I actually want to ask you is about the thunder in thunder magic. Which kind of thunder magic in animation or reality do you think is the most powerful?" Lin Li finally returned to the topic.
Lin Li's questions cleverly led to the issue of combat power. As we all know, combat power is an enduring topic, and a lot of people like to make blind comparisons across the world.
Therefore, Bai Bufan immediately said: "I think Yang Wulei is more powerful..."
……
We chatted for a while, but until the morning self-study started, the system still showed (0/10).
It seems that verbal exchanges do not count as exchanges, and the system also describes that the core is to discuss martial arts.
It seems that Bai Bufan has to endure this electric shock today.
So Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, looking for an opportunity to electrocute him.
Direct electrocution won’t work. I can’t perform long-range attacks now. It will be difficult to explain if I’m discovered when I release it close to you.
But Bai Bufan gave himself a chance. At this moment, his hands were on the supporting pillars on both sides of the table, and the supporting pillars were made of iron sheets and were connected to the supporting parts of the entire table.
So Lin Li pretended to pick up something on the ground, but actually touched the supporting leg of the table.
The electric shock boy and the Martian group, attack!
"Hiss——" Bai Bufan pulled his hand back suddenly.
[Using the Qingzheng Yulei Method to discuss Taoism with ten fellow Taoists (0/10)]
Looking at the unchanged numbers in the system with some distress, Lin Li asked Bai Bufan hypocritically: "Bufan, what's wrong?"
"It seemed like there was static electricity on this chair just now, damn Luo Hao, isn't it said that there is little static electricity in summer?" Bai Bufan rubbed his fingers, not doubting at all that it was Lin Li's fault.
Although the mission was not completed, Lin Li suddenly felt great.
Why do people practice Taoism? Apart from working as a human power bank on the streets to earn three thousand a month, isn't it just to reach the docks and become extraordinary?
He deserves it!
All those who don’t like Da Lei will be electrocuted by me!
So Lin Li looked puzzled, reached out his hand and touched it, then he became even more puzzled: "No."
"I guess the static electricity has dissipated... without the egg, it's still there!" Bai Bufan gave his own explanation and subconsciously put it back. After being shocked again, he suddenly withdrew his hand and shouted.
"I just don't believe it. I'm the only one who got shocked by this electricity. Are you targeting me? I'm not black. Why are you discriminating against me?"
Bai Bufan rubbed his head, then tried again with some confusion and annoyance, and the result was naturally that he scored three goals.
"Sure enough, it's still there, and it's always there. This isn't static electricity, is it? Is there a leakage in the school? Is the electricity coming up through the ground? Lin Li, let me touch your desk, it's strange, why is there nothing?"
Bai Bufan was really confused now.
Then Bai Bufan suddenly grabbed Lin Li's hand, spread it out and found that there was indeed nothing inside, then he grabbed Lin Li's other hand.
"It wasn't you who did it?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li suspiciously, and even began to study whether there was an electric device in Lin Li's shoes.
All we can say is that he understands Lin Li.
However, Lin Li did not have time to respond to Bai Bufan.
[Using the Qingzheng Yulei Method to discuss Taoism with ten fellow Taoists (1/10)]
The progress actually increased!
This made Lin Li feel a bit like Louis XVI, confused.
The progress increased by one when Bai Bufan was electrocuted for the third time.
Does it mean that you have to be shocked three times before it counts as a competition?
It doesn't feel right.
Last time, Zhou Youwei and I were both defeated in one move, and the mission was completed smoothly.
Lin Li thought about it and felt that he might have found the key to the problem.
The difference the third time was that Bai Bufan already suspected that there was a power leak in this place, so he still touched it even though he knew there was electricity.
The task description is to use the Qingzheng Yulei method to practice martial arts.
Then the system believes that the opponent's behavior of trying to withstand his own thunder magic with his physical body when he knows about the existence of electricity can be regarded as a competition between his physical body and his own thunder magic to see which is stronger.
Is this considered a competition?
Although there are only two chapters today, they total more than 8,000 words.
Asking for a monthly ticket.
Recommend a friend's book:
There are always fairies plotting against me
The sickly saint wanted to turn me into a sword spirit; my master wanted me to be a traitor;
The blindfolded Sword Fairy wanted me to be a slave; the fox in Qingqiu had bad intentions;
Little Dragon Lady always drools at me; Her Royal Highness the Princess wants to keep me in the deep palace;
I suffered a great loss when I was a child...
I just want to become an immortal, why do they always want to do something bad to me! ?
Several years later, someone asked Lu Jinan what kind of Taoist heart supported him to where he is today?
Lu Jinan glanced at his charming wives and sighed, "I just want freedom."
(End of this chapter)