Chapter 95: Dark King Beibujin, women chirping Ozil
Chapter 95: Dark King Bei Bujin, Women Chirp Ozil (5K!)
Douyin live broadcast room!
As early as when Ipswich Town completed the miracle of promotion to the Premier League, Douyin officials had already started intensive negotiations with the Premier League committee and successfully won the sole broadcasting rights of the Premier League in China.
On Douyin, Fan Zhiyi's live broadcast room has the only authorization from Douyin.
That is to say, on the entire Douyin platform, only Fan Zhiyi's live broadcast room can broadcast Premier League matches.
DouYin can be said to have gained enough popularity and traffic from Song Wen. In the past six months alone, their traffic has quickly come from behind and drastically surpassed similar competing platforms such as Shou.
Song Wen and Fan Zhiyi also made a lot of money on the Douyin platform.
As the Premier League kicked off, when Fan Zhiyi started live streaming, the crazy influx of popularity once again caused the server of the Douyin live streaming platform to crash several times.
Compared with the chaotic barrage before, the aggressiveness in Fan Zhiyi's live broadcast room has not decreased much.
Although Song Wen now has a certain number of fans in the country, he also has a lot of haters.
Originally, the fight between these two groups of people on the Internet was quite difficult to resolve, but now Song Wen has offended the fans of the gunman.
You have to know that the Arsenal team has extremely high fan popularity even in China.
【Gun fans come to see the clown Song Ze. 】
[Playing in the English Championship, he really thinks he is a star. He even dares to touch my factory. I laughed. 】
[Although our factory has been in a bit of a slump in the past two years, a lean camel is still bigger than a horse. Why do you think you can do that, Ipswich?]
[It’s so funny, luckily Wenger didn’t sign Song Ze, otherwise my factory would be finished! ]
【Today I just want to see a river of blood! 】
[Song Ze has been pretending in the English Championship for so long, it’s time to teach him a lesson. 】
Fan Zhiyi glanced at the barrage of comments. After half a year of experience, he has become a qualified anchor.
The most important quality of a qualified anchor is to treat his family members as fools.
So at this moment, he was no longer angry about the comments in the comments, and just spoke nervously:
"Teacher Zhan Jun, I saw that Arsenal used a very tricky formation in today's game!"
As a loyal fan of Song Wen, Fan Zhiyi was so worried that his hair almost fell out when he learned that Ipswich Town would face Arsenal in the first game after promotion to the Premier League.
The gap between the two teams in terms of lineup is almost incomparable.
Having just been promoted to the Super League, they will have to face the Premier League giants. Although there is nothing shameful in losing a game, if they are beaten too badly, it will easily undermine the players' confidence, thus causing unpredictable and huge impact on future games.
And according to the schedule, Ipswich's next few games will also be very difficult.
Even Fan Zhiyi, who is absolutely optimistic about Song Wen, couldn't help but comfort him with the concept of "losing less is winning" when chatting with Song Wen before the game today.
Fan Zhiyi, who was already worried, became even more worried after seeing the Gunners' starting roster and formation today.
The Gunners unexpectedly did not play by the rules today and directly set up a 361 formation!
Zhan Jun adjusted his glasses, clicked his tongue several times, and said:
"Arsenal's formation today was a very unpopular 3-6-1 formation in modern football. Perhaps many friends who don't know much about football matches have never heard of this formation, but we should not underestimate the great power of the 361-- formation in certain specific games."
"The so-called 361 formation can also be seen as a 3331 formation or a 3241 formation to some extent, in which three central defenders are placed on the back line to take full responsibility for defense; the personnel arrangement in the midfield position has become a change point in the deployment of this formation. The head coach can choose either a "33" or a "24" position. Moreover, the 361 formation is a very easy formation to change. According to needs, Arsenal can use the freedom of the wing forwards to switch to 343 or 541. It is foreseeable that Wenger's on-the-spot command on the sidelines today may have a huge impact on this game."
Hearing what Zhan Jun said, Fan Zhiyi grumbled in dissatisfaction.
"Wenger is a bad coach. Really bad. He is too narrow-minded! Why are you arguing with a 17-year-old kid like Song Wen?"
When Zhan Jun, who was standing by, heard what Fan Zhiyi said, his eyebrows twitched in fright.
This old guy is letting himself go more and more now, and even dares to criticize Wenger in the live broadcast room.
If Song Wen hadn't given him so much, and if the Premier League could only be broadcast live in Fan Zhiyi's live broadcast room now, Zhan Jun really wanted to run away.
After all, sitting next to Fan Zhiyi, he deeply experienced what it meant to be with Fan like being with a tiger.
Zhan Jun quickly changed the subject.
"It is easy for people to think that a team using the 361 formation is "extremely conservative". In fact, this view is completely wrong. We can regard the team using the 361 formation as attaching great importance to midfield control. The team hopes to use the abundance of midfield personnel to stifle most of the opponent's attacks in the midfield in order to find faster counterattack opportunities!"
"Arsenal now has a lot of excellent midfielders! Behind striker Lacazette is Ozil, a top attacking midfielder from Germany who is known as a master of the football field! The midfielder joined Arsenal in 2013 for a transfer fee of million euros, making him Arsenal's new record signing."
As soon as Zhan Jun finished speaking, Fan Zhiyi let out a strange cry.
"Oh, did you see that? The external network is in chaos now!"
Zhan Jun asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
Fan Zhiyi looked at his phone with a frown.
"Song Wen scolded Ozil on Twitter, saying that he looked like an alien and made people sick. He also said that Ozil played like a young wife, which was feminine and effeminate."
Fan Zhiyi finished reading it subconsciously before reacting.
"Shouldn't I have read it out loud?"
Zhan Jun was silent for three seconds.
He didn't even want to answer the call anymore.
You should know that Ozil has a large number of fans in China for his delicate and imaginative assist ability.
They call him an artist on the field, meaning that when Ozil plays on the field, he is as elegant and creative as an artist.
Fans even compare Ozil with Zidane, believing that Ozil is the second Zidane in today's football.
Zhan Jun could only quickly introduce other players.
"Next to Ozil is Danny Welbeck, who played in a midfield position today."
Fan Zhiyi hummed twice, lowered his head and said:
"Everyone is probably familiar with Welbeck, a former member of Manchester United's Dark Four, the British Jacky Cheung Welbeck. This player is very capable! In the 12-13 season when he was at Manchester United, he played in every Premier League game and scored 1 goal and 1 assist, which was eye-catching. His "precise" shooting made Welbeck "impossible to score" from then on, earning him the nickname "Beibeck". "
"Welbeck has many nicknames, such as "Black Shell, Shell, Great Britain Jacky Cheung, Manchester United's dazzling black pearl, Super Beast Striker, Warcraft III, the genius that has not appeared in the British Empire for 20 years, Van Nistelrooy's successor, the supernova born in the 90s, the savior of Great Britain, the most handsome black man, and the owner of the English Premier League household registration book." This person is unprecedented in history, and his talent is second only to Messi and Ronaldo. His shooting accuracy is simply astonishing. He is proficient in dribbling, positioning, passing, and shooting. He is known as the "shit stirrer" in the opponent's penalty area, and his goals are basically scored by luck."
Fan Zhiyi was broadcasting as if he was reading a script, and Zhan Jun, who was standing beside him, was stunned.
His first reaction was whether Fan Zhiyi was possessed.
Before he could react a second time, Fan Zhiyi had already raised his head and started explaining with a grin.
"This is the cheat sheet Song Wen prepared for me. All the content above is written by him. I think what he wrote is a bit too much. You can just listen to it for fun."
Fan Zhiyi's words made the barrage of comments unable to hold back.
[Okay, okay, you are worthy of being General Fan. You let me, Song Ze, take the blame.]
[Song Ze: It’s okay. I don’t mind having this pot.]
[I believe in Fan Zhiyi, because I think Fan Zhiyi can't say such refined words.] [Indeed, this kind of saucy talk is obviously Song Ze's style.]
[No, Song Ze is really hard-working. We are playing football on the field, and we have to arrange for Fan Zhiyi to give us a talk show, right?]
[Wow, he is so gentle, I am crying. 】
Zhan Jun looked at Fan Zhiyi's cheat sheet with some envy, and said:
"Well, Welbeck's condition has improved a bit since joining the Gunners. And Bellerin appeared in the winger position today. I feel that Ipswich must defend Bellerin today. The 3-6-1 formation is very suitable for Bellerin's performance."
"Fans who are familiar with Bellerin should all know that he is very fast! Relying on his speed, Bellerin has a very large range of activities on both offense and defense! When attacking, he uses his speed to impact the opponent's defense line, quickly break past the opponent, and cross the ball from the bottom. It is his usual way to find the forward accurately. When defending, his speed can also quickly destroy the opponent's attack before the opponent, and even if he loses his position, he can quickly chase back and participate in the secondary defense! How fast is Bellerin! His 4-meter sprint record once reached 42 seconds! Maybe many friends don't feel much about this data. Let me give you an example. The speed of the -meter sprinter Bolt running meters is not as fast as Bellerin."
After hearing Zhan Jun’s commentary, the barrage of comments instantly became excited again.
[If you don't understand, who is faster, Song Wen or Bellerin? ]
[It's so funny, how can Song Ze compare with Bellerin? ]
[Didn't a blogger analyze it before? Song Wen's speed is actually fast among professional players, but it is not the best. Song Wen's main outstanding ability lies in his instant start and burst. And he can still squeeze out his physical energy instantly and start at 90 minutes. ]
[Did you notice that Bellerin's position today is on the left? Wenger's intention to move Bellerin from right back to left forward is obvious, because Song Wen is a right-footed player and his activity area is more on the right side of the court. Wenger is directly moving Dembele over to teach Song Wen a lesson.]
[Nonsense, our professor is not such a petty person. ]
[Hahaha, aren't Arsenal fans the only ones who don't know that Wenger is petty? ]
Fan Zhiyi looked at the long list and continued:
"Song Wen also needs to be more careful about Xhaka, the defensive midfielder in Arsenal, in this game. Xhaka is famous for his bad temper. As a midfielder, he may not have a high scoring rate, but he has a very high card rate and is also a card master. And Xhaka's physical fitness is very good, and this person is also a model worker. Since joining Arsenal, he has hardly missed a game."
Zhan Jun and Fan Zhiyi analyzed Arsenal's midfield, but in fact, the midfielder that Song Wen was most concerned about among Arsenal's midfielders was Chamberlain, who played as the right back today.
At this moment on the court, Song Wen was looking at Chamberlain who was warming up in the distance, with a doting smile on his face.
God knows how much joy our Chamberlain brought to the fans.
If there are ten stones of football memes, Arsenal alone account for eight of them.
Then Chamberlain is the king of memes among all the players in the world.
The only pity is that Chamberlain has not yet shown his characteristics.
Chamberlain has countless nicknames.
In Song Wen's memory, Arsenal will reach a deal with Liverpool and sell Chamberlain to Liverpool at the end of August, which is the last few days before the summer transfer window closes.
And Chamberlain's life as the king of memes also began.
In his last game for Arsenal, they were beaten 9-0 by Liverpool. After he moved to Liverpool, they were beaten - in their first game against Manchester City. In two games, they were beaten -, so he was nicknamed Zhang Jiuling (:).
From then on, fans seemed to have begun to love giving Chamberlain nicknames.
Because he has expressed that he has always wanted to join the Red Army Liverpool, he is also called Zhang Zhijun (ambitious to join the Red Army).
He said his idol was Gerrard, so he nicknamed himself Zhang Jie.
At the same time, another nickname was derived - Xie Na, because he wanted to thank Arsenal for selling him to Liverpool.
Later, after Liverpool defeated Manchester City, fans called him Zhang Bichen (Bicheng) and Zhang Zhenyue (Zhenyue). And because they defeated the Blue Moon, people also called him Zhang Jiahui (Tanwan Blue Moon).
When taking a corner kick, he is called Zhang Jiao, when hitting the crossbar, he is called Zhang Liang, and when the fans like him, he is called Zhang Bao.
In one game, he hit the goal post three times and inherited Kobe's tradition, so he is also called Zhang Jike.
Looking at Chamberlain warming up seriously in the distance, and thinking of those memes, Song Wen couldn't help laughing.
Grealish, who had been paying attention to Song Wen, shyly pulled his tight shorts and moved closer.
"Hey Song, aren't you nervous at all?"
Song Wen looked at Grealish strangely: "Why are you so nervous?"
Looking at Song Wen's calm expression, Grealish felt admiration in his heart and said with emotion:
"No wonder those five girls followed you that day. If I could have your courage, maybe I could take one away next time."
When Song Wen heard what Grealish said, his face turned dark.
"Don't you know these cameras are going to be looking at your mouth?"
Grealish quickly covered his mouth and pulled at his white tight shorts.
"I had my shorts remade by the best tailor in Birmingham. He's a really good tailor and always makes them to my exact size. I actually asked him to make you a couple of shorts, but guess what he said? He knows you! He said if you wear shorts that are too tight, you'd be running around naked. What a shame."
Song Wen's face turned pale. He took off his golf cap and put it on the bench, then walked onto the court.
He now regrets letting the club buy Grealish.
The stench of this boy can be smelled from ten miles away.
Amid the cheers of the fans, the time quickly came to seven twenty-nine.
Players from both sides are ready for the start.
Zhan Jun looked at the positions of both parties and said:
"We can see that Ipswich still has sufficient confidence in themselves. Judging from the current positions of the players, it is still the 433 formation announced in the pre-match roster. On the front line, the center is our old acquaintance McGoldrick, the wingers are Pittman and Grealish who just joined Ipswich this season. It is said that the deal for Grealish seems to be driven by Song Wen."
"In the midfield, Song Wen is still the leader, with Skuse and Spencer in the defensive midfielder position."
Fan Zhiyi was obviously a little dissatisfied with Ipswich's lineup today.
"To be honest, when you play against Arsenal, you use a 433 formation... It's good to be confident, but there is no need for us to force ourselves to show our confidence in the first game in the Premier League when facing a top team like Arsenal... Seriously, you park a bus and use Song Wen's speed and breakthroughs. We also know that Grealish is a very good dribbler, and you play a defensive counterattack. Arsenal's defense actually has big problems."
"How much is the Arsenal team worth? 1.5 million! How much is your Ipswich? Even if you add Song Wen's million, the entire team is only worth a fraction of theirs. You are just using something useful!"
Although bus parking is shameful, it is recognized to be useful.
Especially when a weak team plays against a strong team, parking the bus will not be a reason to be attacked.
Today's game is Ipswich's first game in the Premier League.
No matter whether we win or lose, we must play well.
In Fan Zhiyi's opinion, McCarthy obviously became inflated after having Song Wen.
This stupid coach will harm his future son-in-law sooner or later.
Zhan Jun had long been accustomed to Fan Zhiyi's various insightful comments in the live broadcast room. When the referee blew the whistle to start the game, he immediately began to give a professional commentary.
"Okay! With the referee's whistle, the game officially begins! The ones wearing blue jerseys attacking from the left side of the screen to the right side are Ipswich Town Football Club! The ones wearing red jerseys attacking from the right side of the screen to the left side are Arsenal Football Club!"
At the same time, Song Wen, who was on the court, began to receive several system prompts one after another!
(End of this chapter)