Chapter 96: Little bitch, when you scold people, they all smell like a woman
Chapter 96: Little bitch, when you scold people, they all smell like a woman (5K)
Song Wen, who had just been promoted to the Premier League, offended a large number of people before the game even started when facing the giant Arsenal.
The moment the whistle sounded, the surging black fan value seemed to fill his body at this moment.
[The black fan value (Arsenal) has reached 100,000, and the ability is obtained: Invincible. ]
[Invincible: Arsenal is invincible. Arsenal has the best fans in the world, and they always trust the team. The support of fans will give you great energy. From now on, you will draw victory points from fans, and when the victory points reach a certain stage, you will gain new abilities.]
[Current fan value: 13. % of victory points are provided by Ipswich fans. Ability obtained: Tractor engine.]
[Tractor Engine: Turn on the tractor engine and your heart will roar. ]
Song Wen was stunned for just a moment when he saw the first ability.
Wow, now I can do both good and bad things?
As expected of our factory, the capabilities it provides are so beautiful.
But after seeing the power provided by fan value, Song Wen felt a little amused.
He really couldn't figure out what the tractor engine was used for.
At least it can provide some blood supply to the heart, right?
What's the point of just making a roar?
Slightly dissatisfied, Song Wen looked at the second system prompt.
[The anti-fan value (Ozil) has reached 100,000, and the ability is obtained: Avatar. ]
[Avatar: Avatar's big eyes have more room for movement. Now you will have a wider field of vision, making your pass as sensitive as if you have a God's perspective.]
The ability of Big Eyeball has been improved in some intuitive sense, which makes Song Wen slightly satisfied, so he looks at the next message.
[When the anti-fan value (Bellerin) reaches 50,000, you will gain the ability: Vegetarian. ]
【Vegetarian: 1. Physical health: Vegetarian diet can reduce stimulation to the body, avoid excessive consumption of energy and nutrients, and thus maintain good health.
2. Improve skin: Vegetarian diet can reduce the burden on skin and make skin smoother and more elastic.
3. Functional improvement: Vegetarian diet can enhance sexual function, increase hardness and prolong duration.
4. Improved mental state: Vegetarianism can reduce inner stress and anxiety and improve mental health levels.
5. Improved social relationships: Vegetarianism can help build healthier interpersonal relationships and reduce contradictions and conflicts caused by frequent consumption of meat.
From now on, every seven days of abstaining from sex, you will get the above effects. 】
Looking at the vegetarian abilities from Bellerin, Song Wen always felt that something was wrong.
Why do I always feel like he has seen these comments in some well-known forum before?
What the hell is this thing called increasing hardness and extending time?
It seems that vegetarians only eat vegetarian food.
He is a vegetarian. He really is a vegetarian!
Song Wen felt a little helpless and quickly read the last message.
[Chamberlain's black fan value has reached 50,000, and he has gained the ability - 20,000. ]
[Zhang Liangwan: Take the 20,000 Slash and gain a permanent ability, the Unbeatable Golden Spear. Shooting skills are greatly improved, and endurance is greatly improved.]
Song Wen was completely speechless.
Aren’t you the only Chamberlain who plays football? Why are you trying to scam Chamberlain who plays basketball?
And this ability is obviously extremely conflicting with vegetarians!
You know, the total length of life is limited.
Song Wen obviously couldn't have it all.
Whether it is vegetarianism or 20,000 kills, this is obviously not a fast four gods.
It is a multiple-choice question.
Song Wen turned his attention back to the game.
Arsenal did not choose to rush for a quick start at the beginning.
For Arsenal, Ipswich is also a team with which they have no record of playing against each other in recent years.
But compared to Ipswich, Arsenal, as an absolutely strong team in every sense, does not need to resort to sudden attacks, but is more concerned with keeping the ball and controlling the tempo of the entire game.
This is also the reason why Wenger used the extremely rare 361 formation.
Ipswich really had no way to deal with Arsenal's transmission.
The players' personal abilities are undoubtedly demonstrated at this moment.
Although Ipswich players wanted to press high, the ball was extremely flexible under the feet of Arsenal players, and they seemed calm in the face of the Ipswich players' pressing.
After several passes, the ball finally landed at Ozil's feet.
Arsenal's front line has also been pushed into Ipswich's penalty area.
Facing Skuse who was defending, Ozil's eyes rolled around, and without sticking to the ball, he made a deft lob pass, directly giving the ball to Lacazette who suddenly started.
"Hey! Ozil's pass! There was a mistake in Ipswich's defense! Lacazette is going to have a one-on-one chance!"
There was a cry of surprise at Portman Road. Just a pass gave Lacazette a chance to score alone!
But fortunately, at this moment, the linesman raised the flag in his hand at the first moment.
Lacazette started a little early and was called offside.
However, even so, it still made everyone break out in a cold sweat.
Zhan Jun looked at the playback screen and said:
"There is no problem with this offside. It is very clear from the replay that Lacazette's entire leg is on the offside line. But Ipswich must be careful! This is obviously not an offside created by Ipswich on purpose. Maybe it was because it was the first game of the new season and there was a slight mistake in the coordination. Otherwise, this one-on-one shot, with Lacazette's ability, I think it would be very dangerous!"
Fan Zhiyi also nodded and analyzed:
"The defense must be alert. The game has only started for five minutes, and this is just the first wave of tentative attacks launched by Arsenal."
Ipswich's defense has not been strengthened this season and it still has the same familiar faces from last season.
Zhan Jun thought for a moment and continued:
"Arsenal put Lacazette alone on the front line today, which shows their absolute trust in Lacazette's ability. This striker's ability is actually very outstanding, and we must not be careless."
Lacazette is a typical functional striker from France.
He has a handsome standard French face.
What is a functional forward?
Such a player may not have any outstanding points in a single ability compared to other players with different characteristics.
But they are able to reach above average in all abilities.
Can also be called an all-around striker.
In today's Premier League and even in world football, there are actually not many "functional center forwards" like Lacazette. Liverpool's Firmino is one of the few who is recognized by fans.
Lacazette, who is only 1 meters tall, is not particularly good in the center position where most players are tall.
But thanks to his strong confrontation ability and frontcourt organizational ability, he can still be the core of the offense in the frontcourt.
In addition, Lacazette can play in multiple positions in the frontcourt. Whether it is left winger, right winger or center forward, he can perform well. He is a "jack of all trades" player in the frontcourt.
Lacazette, who was unfortunately offside at this time, spread his hands helplessly. When he saw the Ipswich goalkeeper was about to kick off, he started running again and pressed the goalkeeper.
The goalkeeper kicked the ball out with a big kick. The ball flew through the air and headed towards Song Wen in the center circle.
Song Wen noticed that someone was approaching from behind, and subconsciously adjusted his center of gravity. However, when the wall behind him hit him, he couldn't help but let out a groan and moved forward two steps.
Xhaka.
This physically outstanding midfielder would rank among the top five in the entire Premier League, which is famous for its physical confrontations, if only considering physical fitness.
Arsenal obviously will not be like the previous Championship teams, which always directly arrange players to give up all tasks just to mark Song Wen.
So Song Wen, who had been walking before, did not have any physical contact with Xhaka.
And now, when the opponent suddenly hit him from behind, Song Wen instantly felt the opponent's strength.
Even Xhaka sneaked up behind Song Wen and tripped him.
As the most anticipated rising star in European football this season, Song Wen will receive full attention from the cameras as soon as he gets the ball.
The sight of Song Wen staggering two steps was broadcast by the Premier League's high-definition cameras in the most detailed angles, which instantly attracted ridicule.
Song Wen had already lost the first point. Song Wen knew that Xhaka's physical fitness was top-notch even in the entire Premier League, and it was obviously not a wise choice to fight against Xhaka.
But he also knows that Xhaka has another characteristic, which is that he is very rough.
Song Wen immediately used all his strength to push back!
Feeling the pressure coming from the front, Xhaka chose to head forward again without hesitation.
However, Song Wen's strength was exhausted at this moment!
Then he half squatted down, lowered his center of gravity, and went around behind Xhaka!
Zhaka's center of gravity was on his upper body, and at this moment Song Wen's body was suddenly hit, causing him to lose his balance instantly.
Song Wen's long legs happened to block Zhaka's body. Zhaka lost his balance and was tripped by Song Wen's foot. He staggered and flew out. Fortunately, he did not fall flat on his face, so it was not too embarrassing.
Song Wen, who bypassed Xhaka, easily took the ball off with one foot. Before Chamberlain could make up for the defense, he passed the ball to Grealish who had started to accelerate on the side.
Grealish was very nervous when he first appeared in the Premier League.
But after receiving the pass from Song Wen, he instantly put his nervousness behind him.
Song Wen's pass was so comfortable.
Not only was the lead time just right, it even seemed that his pace was at the most comfortable position.
He didn't even need to adjust himself, he just had to run as fast as he could, and the ball seemed to have eyes and would come to him on its own.
Grealish dribbled the ball quickly towards Arsenal's penalty area, and suddenly he heard McGoldrick's loud shout in his ears!
"Hey! Behind!"
He didn't even need to look back, he caught a glimpse of someone approaching him from the corner of his eye.
Immediately afterwards, there was a whistling sound of wind, and Bellerin ran all the way until he got directly in front of Grealish, blocking his position and stretching his foot to steal the ball.
Grealish could only brake suddenly, then use his right foot to try to get past Bellerin.
But Bellerin is not only fast, but also has excellent physical coordination. He can even forcibly adjust the direction during the inertia of the rapid charge and face Grealish head-on.
Due to this delay, Arsenal players have returned to defense.
Grealish bent his knees and pretended to cut inside, but actually chose to quickly go down the bottom and then made a cross!
But Arsenal's goalkeeper was very decisive and chose to attack directly!
He jumped high, put his hands directly over McGoldrick's head, and took the ball down steadily.
"Wow! Grealish made a very dangerous cross! But Cech! He is still as skilled as ever! This attack was so decisive!"
Ipswich's attack almost made the Gunners fans break out in a cold sweat.
But when I saw the man in the mask standing in front of the door as steady as a rock, I felt relieved.
Cech.
This goalkeeper, who wears a headgear in every game because of a serious head injury, deserves the trust of Arsenal fans.
When it comes to the goalkeeper position, it is often overlooked by many people.
But when Cech's name is written on the goalkeeper's ball, no one will ever ignore this goalkeeper wearing a headgear.
Cech left Chelsea in the 15th season and joined Arsenal.
Although he is old and at the end of his career and is no longer at his peak, his rich experience still helped Arsenal guard the goal behind them many times.
Ten minutes into the game.
Both teams launched a threatening attack on the other team's goal.
But soon, Arsenal reacted and regained control of the rhythm of the game.
Arsenal's six-man midfield almost had the ball under their feet.
Ipswich had almost no chance of getting the ball.
Fifteen minutes into the game, Bellerin took the ball and ran down the field. Although Sears tried his best to chase him, he was still overtaken by Bellerin on the bend.
There was chaos in Ipswich's penalty area, and the chaos gave Arsenal the opportunity for a corner kick.
Ozil walked towards the corner, his big eyes rolling around, as if he had received a signal from romantic Türkiye.
The ball drew a beautiful arc in the air, like a meteor passing over the Ipswich penalty area.
At this moment, a brown shadow suddenly rushed out from behind, jumped high, and smashed up hard!
"Back post! Lacazetta! Oh!!"
In the live broadcast room, Zhan Jun couldn't help but save his head and exclaimed.
"Goal! Eighteen minutes into the game, a header from Lacazette! Arsenal scored into Ipswich's goal and changed the score to 0:1!"
boom!
There was a commotion on the court.
Arsenal fans cheered excitedly at this moment, with an overwhelming force, as if they were going to blow down the Ipswich players at home.
Ozil and his teammates ended their celebration and slowly returned to the field.
He passed by Song Wen, and although he didn't look at him sideways, there was a hint of contempt and ridicule in the corners of his eyes.
"Boy, do you want me to teach you how to become a qualified attacking midfielder? Those tricks of yours are just like playing house in my eyes."
Song Wen glanced at the arrogant German Turk and sneered, which made Ozil stop.
The quarrel between the two originated from a reporter's interview with Ozil.
On the eve of the game, reporters asked Ozil about his opinion on Song Wen, who is also a midfielder.
Obviously, the arrogant big-eyed boy did not take the fledgling Song Wen seriously.
Although both of them are attacking midfielders, Song Wen and Ozil's playing styles are very different.
Coupled with the small conflict between Song Wen and Wenger, the loudmouthed Ozil decided to be a hero in front of the reporters.
"Song Wen is not a qualified attacking midfielder. In my eyes, the way he plays is as barbaric and rough as a primitive man. He may have some talent, but this has led to his pride and arrogance. I will teach him how to respect others during the game and teach him how to become a qualified midfielder."
After Ozil's attack, Song Wen also gave him a friendly greeting.
And now, Ozil, who successfully assisted his teammate to score a goal, naturally would not miss the opportunity to mock Song Wen.
But Song Wen's laughter obviously annoyed the proud master of art.
"Can you still laugh after losing the game?"
Song Wen touched his nose, but actually covered his mouth with his hand.
"Little bitch, when you curse people you sound like a woman."
Veins popped out on Ozil's forehead.
How could he tolerate such foul language and insults from Song Wen? He immediately came up to him and started to curse at Song Wen.
The fans looked confused by this scene, but fortunately the referee intervened in time and pulled the two people apart.
[What's going on? Is Song Ze angry out of shame? ]
【Learn and watch carefully, what is the world's top midfielder. 】
【Song Wen came to the Premier League and is now a clown. 】
[To be honest, compared to 272, Song Wen does look like someone from the countryside.]
[Ozil played very elegantly, calmly, and made all kinds of precise and magical passes. Song Wen just kept going, a midfielder kicked a unique pass.]
[If Ozil had not intended to renew his contract with Arsenal, Song Wen would not even have been eligible to receive an invitation for a trial at our factory, but he still pretended to be one.]
【Song Ze is like a frog in a well.】
[It is known that a game lasts for 90 minutes, and Arsenal scored a goal in 16 minutes. So how many goals can be scored in 90 minutes? ]
[Solution: The number of goals scored by Arsenal is X, so Xx16=90. Solving the equation, we get X=5.625, which is rounded to 6 goals.]
On the court, although they lost a goal first, Song Wen did not seem very anxious.
He called Grealish and said:
"When you get the ball, just go straight down the crease and try to create as many corner kicks as possible."
Hearing Song Wen's words, Grealish nodded with an expression that said "I understand".
Although Bellerin's speed did not cause much trouble to Grealish, Grealish's dribbling ability might not help him carry the ball into the opponent's penalty area, but it was still easy for him to get to the bottom line.
(End of this chapter)