Chapter 97: Nun, Confession, Fish
【Lingri: Shengliu: Chasing the Fire Ten Heroes. 】
[Wei Wei: Then the coolest mechanical magic of this century will begin immediately...]
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The city was bombed, a four-star wanted warrant was issued, and Wei Erwei was sent.
[Wei Wei: What are you doing? ! Hey! ! Hey! ! Hey hey hey hey hey! ! ! ]
All that was left were the haggard figures of Kevin and Grayshu in the lower right corner.
Crystal - 4000 Remaining 9000
[Kevin: Please, the remaining Ten Great Heroes of Chasing Fire, understand the difference between magic and art! Seriously come up with some effective and feasible suggestions!]
[Ling Ri: We are already eating the government's food, so why can't it be effective and feasible? ]
【Silver Wolf: Art is Patrick, what's wrong with that? 】
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Hard to hold. ]
[Kevin: Sue, my old friend, do you have any ideas?]
[Squinting Eyes Su: The roads that seem to be in the fog will eventually meet at a crossroads not far away. Sadly, how many people can see through it?]
[Kevin: What are you talking about?]
[Su: Truth is often so simple, yet it is intangible and untouchable. If you understand it, you will understand it. If you don’t understand it, I can’t explain it clearly.]
[Funina: Why are you just standing there? I hate the Riddler the most!]
【Ying: That’s it! 】
【Xing: That’s right! 】
【Kiana: Correct! 】
[Ying: I always run into some old guys and my silly brother who are always asking riddles. ]
[Xing: What other stories can I encounter? What riddlers, what masked clowns, what mother scams, what slaves of fate, and so on. ]
[Kiana: I have a former bishop of destiny, a traitorous ancestor, and a father who barks like a dog.]
【Wendy:……】
【Zhongli:……】
【Dain:……】
【null:……】
【Kafka:……】
【Hanabi:......】
【Gallaher:……】
[Otto:……]
Kevin:……
【Siegfried:……】
……
【Ling Ri: Hey, people have blown up their own minds with this riddle. 】
【Silver Wolf: All the riddles are dead, dead, dead, dead! 】
【Ling Ri: Aren’t you also a Star Core Hunter Riddler? 】
[Silver Wolf: Can hacker stuff be called Riddler? ]
……
[Kevin:sss what?]
[Su: I can only say that you can watch my performance tomorrow.]
tomorrow
Su put on a pair of charlatan sunglasses and set up a fortune-telling stall.
[10 crystals at a time]
A big man came over.
[Abstract Man: How much does fortune telling cost?]
[Su: 10 crystals.]
【Qingque: That's it?】
【March 10: Crystal is too expensive. 】
[Su: What's so expensive about 10 crystals? Don't talk nonsense. Fortune telling is always 10 crystals. Fortune telling is difficult. Sometimes you should look for the reasons yourself. Has your salary increased over the years? Have you worked hard?]
【Fu Xuan: I agree.】
【Wendy: You are not allowed to agree! 】
……
[Kevin: So how did it come to this?]
Crystal-3000
Su's nose and face were swollen and his right hand was broken.
His squinting eyes were also opened.
[Su: I never thought that people in this world could be so rude. Or maybe it was because he was born with bad luck, lacking four of the five elements, and a bit immoral. His bones were worth two taels and one penny, and he has been plagued by misfortunes for two and a half years, and has brought misfortune upon his father, mother, wife, and children! Why are you fighting me?]
[Kevin: ...Yeah, why did he just punch and kick?]
【Ling Ri: It’s so funny, you’re cursing me, I’d be surprised if I didn’t hit you.】
[Zhongli: From this we can see that the opponent is well-educated. ]
[Ailixia: I suggest you bring Jie brother with you next time. Smile.jpg]
[Qingque: Going out to divine is so dangerous, I'd better take a leave and rest at home for three days.]
[Fu Xuan: Bull Demon doesn't even want to pretend anymore, right?]
[Kevin: Ha↑ha↓ha↑, Su's eyes are swollen, I told you to squint! ]
[Su: You don’t want your character anymore? ]
[Kevin: Damn it, the moment I came to this live broadcast room, I knew that no one could have a character. Ha↑]
……
[Hua: Su, not bad. I never imagined you to have such a sturdy body. I heard that the people in this city are very cyberpunk. It's a miracle that you were not beaten to death by the people with gorilla fists.]
[Abonya: Please, don't say that about Su. He has tried very hard. The people in this city lack light, a light that can listen to their pain. Perhaps, I can save them and solve the current crisis at the same time.]
Fortune telling → confession
[Aponia: Please take a seat. Is there anything you need to confess?]
[Pedestrian: Uh, actually I...]
【Ling Ri: I'm going to start confessing for a friend of mine. When he was 13, he went fishing with his dad. He was very happy to catch a fish. He felt that he had a magical connection with the fish. He felt that the fish felt very good in his hands, as if it was born for him. So when his dad asked him to throw the fish back into the water, he didn't do it. He threw a stone into the water and pretended that it was a fish. Then he stuffed the fish into his pants. The fish was not bigger than when he had *, but it was there. When they got home, the fish had warmed up. He could feel the fish still shaking. When he returned to the room, he found that he had gotten all over the fish. He didn't want to let the fish go. He felt that he was responsible for the fish, so he put the fish in his refrigerator. He did this to the fish again and again for a week until his dad found out. Finally, he got rid of the fish sadly. The most terrifying thing is that if he doesn't think about the fish, then sex has no appeal to him. He will never forget the feeling of the fish being *killed* by him...】
【Ying:??? What are you talking about???】
[Sambo: My friend, you are a little too outrageous.]
【Aponia: Child, you really should go to hell. 】
[Happy Aha: Even Taizi Yuros would never do this. I am dying of laughter.]
[Nashida: Is this something I can see? ]
[Silver Wolf: Making friends out of nothing, this friend can't be you, right? ]
[Kiana: The Collapse 3 world suggests getting rid of Ling Ri. ]
【Xing: Collapse Iron World agrees.】
【Ying: I second the motion.】
【Xiangling: Execute immediately! 】
【Ling Ri: Ah! Woo! Wow! 】
……
Ling Ri has finished his confession, and the same is true in the video.
I saw a bunch of people holding cheering sticks.
[Apo...]
[Mother!!!]
[Apo...]
[Mother!!!]
[Kevin: So, how did it become like this?]
Meal expenses - 3000
[Abonya: Uh, I, uh, I don’t know, they became like this after hearing my prayers.]
[Kevin: Oh… cool…]
[Alicia: Oh my, Kevin, don't be discouraged! At this time, we need the super cute beautiful girl to appear! Fans are sincere to their idols, right? As a beautiful girl idol, I just need to manage them a little bit, and they will definitely be able to help us!]
[Eden: I've already guessed it.]
【Lingri: Shengliu: Aimen! 】