Chapter 98: If the Earth History Series is Opened Using Teyvat

(I have written 20 words without realizing it. It feels great! Since I entered university, it is difficult for me to get mad, so this book is my tool for getting mad every day. I can get all the madness I want to get out. It feels so good!)

[Alicea: Love gate! ]

As expected, everyone was enveloped in pink light.

A little song for enlightenment.

[Kevin: So... why are there more people?]

[Alicia: I... uh... I don't know... I just shared my story with others, and they suddenly became like this.]

[Passerby: Join us, pass on the love, love gate...]

[Kevin: oh, so cool…

……

Get out of here!!!]

Crystal Negative 2000

In the prison, Velvi, Mebius and Padufilius sneezed.

【Pattofilis: So no one remembered us in the end. 】

【Aponia: Speaking of which, I really don’t think there is anything wrong with the three of you being locked up in jail. One is a bandit, one is a mad scientist, and one is an outlaw. So you should just eat prison food in jail.】

【Su: vivid and vivid.】

[Ailixia: So our Ten Great Heroes of Chasing Fire were officially established today. 】

【Pattofilis: Huh? 】

[Alicia: I'm just teasing you, little Padu.]

……

[Please enjoy "If We Use Teyvat to Open the History of the Earth (Before 1840)"]

【Zhongli: The show I’m following has been updated. 】

【Hu Tao: What a great anime fan. 】

【Ling Ri: I love reading it, please update more. 】

The opening scene features a familiar cast.

Liyue - China

Rice Wife - Small Days

Fontaine - England, France and most traditional Western European countries

Winter: Tsarist Russia and some traditional Eastern European countries

Mond – Traditionally Germany and Rome, Italy, etc.

Nata - Most of Africa, the Middle East, and South America

Sumeru - India, Egypt and other countries.

Kanreya——A beautiful country in beautiful Africa.

This is an episode without Skye.

[Wendy: No Sky Island? Cool! I feel like something is burning!]

[Ling Ri: @Wendy, if you feel excited, just kill yourself quickly and send Albedo to Mondstadt Academy of Fine Arts, and then make him fail the entrance exam.]

[Albedo:? ]

【Wendy:……】

[Three or four million years ago, the earliest ancient humans appeared in Nata. The forest apes jumped from the trees to the ground and tried to walk on two feet, taking the first step in the evolution of apes to humans.]

[Zhongli: So the humans in the other world evolved little by little like this? The time of evolution is longer than the existence of Teyvat.]

[Navilet: Most of the creatures in Teyvat are elemental life forms created by nature, and humans were created by authority.]

[Alicea: Speaking of which, the humans of today’s civilization are all developed from embryos left over from previous civilizations, and the people of previous civilizations should also be left over from earlier civilizations... The humans in our world have not evolved naturally either.]

[Ruan Mei: Even in the civilized universe, naturally evolved human races are rare. The civilized universe is full of interstellar immigrants, and it is difficult to see naturally evolved human races. ]

[Heita: Indeed, I have seen many human races launch embryos into the universe and land on suitable planets as a means of colonization. The species on the planets did not have time to evolve and became extinct.]

[Ling Ri: Oh, so that’s it… (slightly disappointed)]

【March 7: Are you still disappointed? 】

[Ling Ri: I thought the method of colonization was for the powerful to directly shoot a pipe into the sky, create a universe, and then float to the planet and assimilate with the creatures hhhhh…]

【star:?】

【fluorescent:?】

[Black Tower:? ]

【Zhongli:? 】

【Zhishi Boshizun: Damn genius! 】

[Ruan Mei: This is a good idea. The problem is how to keep JZ active... Perhaps adding some [Abundance] and [Breeding] would be better...]

[Star: Taizi Yuros gives you a big thumbs up in the underworld! ]

[Pharmacist of Abundance: If necessary, I can add it myself. 】

【Ling Ri: Is this the kind of addition I was thinking of? 】

【Lei Movie: Oral me?】

[Leidianzhen: Don’t play around with words! ]

[Yae Shinko: I feel like Shadow is using a double meaning.]

[Hanabi: That’s great. I feel like the whole group has become abstract! ]

【Happy Aha: @Lingri, in terms of abstraction, I, Aha, would like to call you the strongest! 】

……

[The most primitive city appeared in the Nata region around 4300 BC to 3500 BC]

[Vulcan: Great win! Nata is indeed the origin of human civilization. ]

[Ling Ri: Le, then why is Nata still a tribe, and still fighting like uncivilized savages? Not to mention that Fontaine Zhidong has been industrialized, let alone Liyue, which is a country of etiquette, a rich country, a civilized and prosperous economy. Although Inazuma and its gods are a bit sick, they are also relatively civilized. Although Xumi is abstract, it also has technology and education centers such as the Void and the Order Institute. What else do you Nata have besides this? You, the God of Fire, don't even have a name now. ] (Mainly alluding to the stacking of armor, nothing else.)

[Vulcan: Bull Demon, damn it! I ******]

[Nata's upcoming characters: ****We don't have names either! 】

[Yianshan: Hey, I have a name. ]

……

[Around 3100 BC, the Sumeru Desert was unified by the Red King.]

[Some areas of Fontainemonde entered the Early Bronze Age between about 3000 and 2600 BC.]

[3000-2000 BC: The era of the legendary Rock King, Dust King, Kitchen God, and Three-Eyed Five-Manifested True Lord (Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors), an important era for the origin of Liyue civilization. (Bronze and Stone Age - late Yangshao to the entire Longshan Age)]

[The ancient civilization period of Xumi Rainforest, about 2500-1750 BC.]

[In 1754 BC, the fire god Nata unified the Mesopotamian region and promulgated the "Fire God Code", which was the first complete code of law in the slave society of Teyvat.]

[Vulcan: Kuroko is speaking! ]

【Ling Ri: You are the inner ...

[Vulcan: You ******]

[2070-1600 BC King Yu of Geum established the Liyue Xia Dynasty, and Liyue began the era of "family rule". The Liyue Xia Dynasty had 14 generations and 17 kings.]

[Between 1504 and 1450 BC, the rule of King Sumeruchi expanded to parts of Nata.]

[1600 BC - 1046 BC, King Shang Tang of Yan established the Liyue Shang Dynasty, which lasted for 17 generations and 31 kings.]

[Xianyun: Has the Rock King Emperor become a hereditary title? ]

【Zhongli: It looks good.】

[Ling Ri: What does Vulcan want to say? ]

[Vulcan:*]