Chapter 128: You'll be poisoned! !
Chapter 128: You'll be poisoned! !
"What a joke!" Chen Yingsheng, who didn't know what had happened to him, stood up and slammed the table, yelling, "I... I have lived my whole life, and the word 'fear' has never appeared in my life dictionary!"
"I just ate a few bites of the food I cooked myself... What's so scary about that? Lao Yang, don't you taste the food when you cook it? I don't believe that you cooked half a table of food... You can't eat a single bite!"
"What a joke, every cook would eat something secretly!" Yang Yan'an sneered, "Not only did I dare to eat it when I was tasting it, I dare to eat it now too!"
The little girl yelled and turned the topic back to "Do you dare to eat the dishes you made?" After she finished speaking, she actually picked up the bowl and chopsticks, took a bite of the eight or nine dishes she made one by one, and stuffed herself like a little squirrel hoarding food without hesitation, while puffing her cheeks and shouting at Chen Yingsheng:
"Old Chen, do you dare?"
"Of course I dare. Why shouldn't I dare?" Chen Yingsheng bared his teeth. Not only did he pick up all the dishes he made one by one (including the evil Cthulhu sweet and salty kelp soup), he also took a chopstick from the pile of colorful potato chips brought by Yang Yanan.
"And not only do I dare to eat the food I cook...I also dare to eat the food you cook!"
"Do you dare to do this? Hey...what do you think? You don't dare to do this now, right?"
The old Taoist with white hair and youthful face held up his chopsticks proudly and pretended to put a mouthful of braised potato chips and stewed eggplant into his mouth.
The potato chips, which had become semi-soft and not crispy due to being contaminated by some of the stewed eggplant soup, had a taste that was hard to tell whether it was sweet, salty or spicy. The strange and complex taste almost made Chen Yingsheng vomit on the spot.
But in order to calm down Yang Yan'an, he still firmly and resolutely forced himself to swallow the food.
The stewed eggplant, inevitably mixed with crushed potato chips, was greasy and oily, bringing a terrifying shudder as it passed through the throat.
Almost instantly, a mask of pain that could not be removed was put on Chen Yingsheng's face. When the thousand-year-old demon loli saw his appearance, there was immediately a bit of gloating in her eyes.
"Haha! Eggplant absorbs oil. Eating potato chips with eggplant is like drinking oil. Old Chen, you idiot!"
"We normal people eat eggplant with rice. Is it okay to eat potato chips alone? Look, you still have the nerve to say that you dare to eat it - you clearly don't even know how to eat it!"
"Besides... who said that you are the only one who dares to eat the food I cook, and I don't dare to eat the food you cook?"
"Watch this—" The little girl glared, slammed the table and stood up, grabbed the bowl and chopsticks for the second time, and picked up a piece of scallion-fried light cream tofu without hesitation, "I'll eat it for you to see!"
"Okay, then you eat...I, I, I, I'll eat too!" Seeing that Yang Yan'an's momentum was about to overwhelm him, Chen Yingsheng became anxious, and in great excitement he simply took out the soup spoon again.
At this point, the "eating battle" between the man and the spirit has reached a white-hot stage. Both sides are showing an attitude that they want to chop up the other's flesh, stir-fry it into dishes and throw it down the drain, and they mindlessly stuff all kinds of dark dishes into their mouths.
The dozen or so large plates of dishes on the table were disappearing at a speed visible to the naked eye. Jianxian and others, who had never seen such a scene and didn't know much about the personalities of Yang Yanan and the others, were stunned and at the same time, they couldn't help but feel a little worried.
The chef, who usually had the most vicious words, looked at the old man and the child who were still competing with each other on "who is braver and can eat more", and a little fear appeared in her eyes. She took advantage of everyone's carelessness to secretly pull the corner of her boss's clothes, and her voice became complicated when she spoke: "What do you mean... Boss, are we really going to let Master Chen and Teacher Yang eat as much as they want?"
"They eat so much without restraint...will there really be no problems with their health?"
——One of them looks to be in his seventies or eighties, and the other one looks like he may not even have graduated from elementary school. Aren’t they afraid of damaging their stomachs by eating like this? The cook frowned fiercely after he finished speaking. Xu Yichi was silent for a moment after hearing this, and then turned his head and raised his eyes: "...What else?"
"You go up and stop them? In this situation, do you dare to stop them?"
——These two are confronting each other so fiercely. If anyone is blind enough to stop them... that would be courting death!
"Uh..." I really didn't dare to stop it.
The cook choked when she responded. She turned her head and stared at the two people carefully for a long time. Finally, she couldn't help but look at the Sixth Senior Sister and Lu Shinian and others for help again: "Masters..."
——Hurry up and take care of your master and that little sister!
Their stomachs will really explode if they eat any more... The key point is, if this was a table full of delicious food, then forget it. If they were really full, the worst that could happen was that we could go to a nearby pharmacy and get them some stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets - but this table full of food was not delicious at all!
It was dark cuisine, a dark cuisine that she had never seen in her life, and she couldn't even imagine it! !
They'll get food poisoning if they keep eating like this, right?
It will definitely happen, right? ?
What ginger mint syrup light cream seafood potato green pepper potato chips with herbal tea...
If you eat all of this randomly, it would be unscientific if you don't get poisoned! !
"Don't panic, my master has been practicing for many years and has a deep understanding of Taoism. It's just that you are eating these few dishes... uh... that don't look very good. Most likely, there won't be any problems." Kun Dao, who received her signal for help, smiled slightly with his eyes curved.
"Then, what about this little sister?" The cook turned his head and glanced at Yang Yan'an, who was eating even more fiercely than Chen Yingsheng. "Is she okay?"
"Ah this... Senior Yang, Senior Yang..." Senior Sister Six didn't know how to introduce the identity of the old loli demon spirit for a moment, her voice was slightly hoarse, and cold sweat broke out uncontrollably on her back.
"Teacher Yang is young and growing up. It's okay for her to eat more once in a while." Seeing that his senior sister was about to be exposed, Lu Shinian raised the corner of his lips and took over the conversation naturally, "So the benefactors don't have to worry too much - just let them eat first."
"When they have eaten enough, they will put down their chopsticks."
"Is that so?" The cook seemed to be thinking about it, but as she looked at the two men's increasingly hideous and terrifying eating postures, she couldn't help feeling a little uneasy.
"Then...how much do they have to eat to be considered full?"
——You can’t eat until you can’t eat any more, and you have to eat until all the food comes out of your throat before you feel satisfied.
The cook frowned and complained secretly. Just as the thought passed through her mind, two loud "bangs" were heard from the other side.
Everyone looked in the direction where the noise came from, and saw that the "old man and the young man" who had been bickering happily just now now had their stomachs bulging from eating so much and both collapsed to the ground.
——He looked quite peaceful.