Chapter 129: The Master and Dogs Are Not Allowed to Enter
Chapter 129: The Master and Dogs Are Not Allowed to Enter
Oh no, I just asked when he would stop, and now he really put down his chopsticks.
but.
These two don't look like they are simply full... They look like they are poisoned by each other's food, right? ?
Do they really not need to give two digits a one, two, zero or something?
These two look like they need to go to the hospital, emergency room!
The chef's conscience, which had been almost worn out by all kinds of knife strikes, felt a slight pain, and he subconsciously wanted to pull out his cell phone to call an ambulance for Chen Yingsheng and the others.
Fortunately, Xu Yichi, who knew the inside story, caught a glimpse of her movements from the corner of his eye, and quickly held down her claws that were about to move. When he spoke, his voice was still a little uncertain: "Calm down, cook! There is no need for one-two-zero!"
——You must be kidding. One of them is an old Taoist priest who has practiced for sixty or seventy years, and the other is not a human at all. These two people really need to be thrown into the hospital...
Wouldn't that scare the doctors and nurses in the hospital? And would it cause another round of local hot searches in the middle of the night? ?
Moreover... Senior Ding Dianfeng and the others had said before that Taoist Chen was the person in Jin Province who was responsible for handling all matters concerning these abnormal humans. If he was arrested, no one would rescue him!
Xu Dazuo was sweating profusely on his forehead. Lu Shinian and others beside him immediately understood what was going on and hurriedly carried the two ancestors who had already fainted from eating out of the hall. In the meantime, they also did not forget to comfort the girl who finally felt guilty.
"Don't worry, Master and Senior Yang are fine. They just ate too much. I'll ask Senior Brother and Second Brother to check their pulses and prescribe two doses of medicine. Just boil them with water and they'll be fine."
"Oh, there are people studying medicine in this temple, right?" The cook felt relieved, nodded to Sixth Senior Sister and others, and returned to his seat.
Hearing this, Lu Shinian smiled at everyone and said, "Taoism and medicine are inseparable. Everyone in the temple knows some medical skills. And among our brothers, the medical skills of the eldest and second brothers are particularly strong. Therefore, you can just rest assured for now."
"Yes, that's right. Our eldest and second brothers are both veteran Chinese medicine practitioners who have been practicing medicine for decades. Every year, people who want to see them have to queue up!" The sixth sister nodded repeatedly, and after she finished speaking, she quickly handed the place over to Lu Shinian to take control, and she followed several of her senior brothers and sisters to prepare a vomiting prescription for the two ancestors.
Although based on the skills and physique of these two old guys, this dark dish will not cause much impact on them... but for the sewage safety of their Yaoshan Temple public toilet and the stability of life of all the people in the temple tomorrow morning, they should get some vomiting and stomach-clearing food for these two guys as soon as possible.
Don’t let the poison wake you up in the middle of the night again... We’ll fight outside the door tomorrow morning.
The ones who will be in trouble then will be those of them who were made disciples.
"I've told you eight hundred times before that old people shouldn't cook easily, and they shouldn't just randomly add ingredients to the pot!" Kun Dao lifted one of Chen Yingsheng's arms and muttered in a suppressed voice, "You just didn't listen, you just didn't listen. Now you're following Senior Yang and eating blindly. You two are going to knock yourselves over, right?"
"Tomorrow I will ask the disciples in charge of the kitchen to put up a sign at the door saying 'The master and dogs are not allowed to enter'..."
Ah... Master Chen's cooking skills are not so bad that they need to be discussed together with dogs.
Xu Yichi, the only one who had the "fortune" to taste Chen Yingsheng's cooking tonight, touched his nose and looked up at the lights above his head - to be fair, without "destructive innovation", Master Chen's cooking skills should be pretty good. After all, the green pepper, ginger and potato shreds were cooked to the right temperature, and the saltiness was also quite exquisite... I just don't know why the old man had to add a handful of ginger in it.
Of course, the shredded potatoes are really inedible after adding shredded ginger.
Ouch.
"So...what should we do next?" After thinking about all sorts of things in his mind, Xu Dasheng stared at the table full of "ruins" in a daze. Not to mention that after the competition between the two ancestors, the food on the table had long lost its original appearance when it was first served. Just based on the names of the dishes - something like potato chip meal and dark cuisine - most of them didn't dare to pick up the chopsticks.
But the problem now is that without this table of "welcoming banquet", should they go to another place to continue their big meal, or wait and see how the people from Yaoshan Temple deal with it?
If they were to just run away now... do they need to say hello to the Taoist priests in the temple?
"Master Jiazi, look at what we are doing..."
"It's definitely too late to cook a whole table of dishes now." Lu Shinian rubbed his chin in a pretentious manner, "Besides, Master and Teacher Yang are in such a mess, and our brothers and sisters can't come back. It's futile for us to continue waiting here."
"How about this, Master Xu, please follow me - I will take you down the mountain to look for some of Xinchuan's specialties, and then stop by the kebab shop I mentioned to you yesterday to pack some skewers for you to bring back?"
"Eh? Is this okay?" Xu Yichi's eyes lit up instantly - specialties were fine, grilled skewers were also totally fine, but the main thing was that it would be best if she could skip the welcoming banquet. She really didn't want to be poisoned by the dark cuisine of those two ancestors!
The key point...she doesn't have the inhuman physique of the peak senior, nor does she have the Taoist practice of Taoist Master Chen that he has practiced for decades.
"Of course, Master and Senior Brothers won't be able to come back anyway." Lu Shinian said lightly with his eyes half lowered. "Besides, do you really want to try what the dishes made by Master and Senior Brothers taste like?"
"Ah~" The little girls all shook their heads when they heard this - it was so funny.
I can't eat anything at all.
"That's all." The young man in Taoist robe tilted his head and twitched his brows, then stood up and bowed slightly to everyone, "In that case, please wait for me in this yard for a while after you finish cleaning up. I will come back after I change my clothes."
"It's not very convenient to go out wearing a Taoist robe at night."
"Okay, Master. You go." Xu Yichi followed suit and decisively watched Lu Shinian go out to change clothes.
Ten minutes later, the few people who had tidied themselves up met again in the same yard. Lu Shinian, who had changed into casual clothes, stared at the group of girls with different styles for a while, and finally took out his mobile phone and silently called his relatively younger sixth sister and fifth brother for help.
——It’s so weird.
It's really weird to let him go down the mountain to eat with a group of little girls alone! !