Chapter 130: 5 years old at most
Chapter 130: Five Years Old at Most
"It's not easy... It's hard for you to still remember Senior Sister, Junior Brother Jiazi."
The Sixth Senior Sister, who was called to the yard by Lu Shinian, looked up and sighed, and it was hard to tell whether she was melancholy or relieved.
They had just spent a lot of effort to drag the two ancestors back to their residence, who were obviously fainted by the poison from the other party's food and were still harder to hold down than pigs during the New Year. After returning, they had to find a way to change their clothes and boil medicine for them.
The key point is that these two guys have gone completely crazy tonight - just when the poison on one of them subsided a little and they regained some consciousness, the other one started yelling at them to bring the dishes on the table over so that they could continue to compete with each other in eating!
——Moreover, whoever doesn’t eat or eats less will be the other’s grandson!
They originally didn't want to let these two disrespectful old guys do whatever they want, but these two old guys, whose average age is almost 20 years old, started to make trouble, and they, a group of unlucky guys whose skills can't even catch up with them, really couldn't withstand it at all.
So everyone had no choice but to give in to the two men's tempers, and rushed to the kitchen to bring out two plates of dark dishes that they had prepared in excess before. They watched helplessly as the two men, whose minds had just cleared up by a third, were poisoned again in the blink of an eye.
After that, everything became a subtle and strange cycle of pain - when they were sober, they would shout that they wanted to eat each other, but when they couldn't eat two mouthfuls, they would be poisoned and fainted. After fainting, they had to work hard to boil the soup that could induce vomiting, or turn over the previously prepared digestion pills. After eating the soup and pills, they vomited and sobered up and started shouting at each other again...
The Sixth Senior Sister, who was the only one in the field who knew the true origin of this evil, was paralyzed at the time. She wanted to rush over and drag her own Junior Brother over to let him see the trouble he had caused. However, she was afraid that her aura was too fierce and her face was too hideous, which would scare the children who rented houses in their temple.
In her dilemma, she almost wanted to take out the big fire stick that she had hidden behind the door, and decisively beat the two old guys with the stick each to let them face the Taoist ancestor. Fortunately, Lu Shinian called for help in time, and she was able to save them from the dire situation.
"If you had called me two seconds later, I would have risked being punished by Master and Senior Yang tomorrow and would have beaten them both with a stick." Kun Dao said as she raised her head and sniffed, and showed Lu Shinian the two black marks left on her palm when she pinched the fire stick just now.
Seeing this, the young man fell into a brief silence, then pretended to smile and quietly turned his eyes away: "...What do you mean, Senior Sister, are Master and Master still quarreling so fiercely now?"
"Great! They started making a scene as soon as they were a little sober." Sixth Senior Sister sneered in response. Fifth Senior Brother also came up and added in a low voice, "And they made even more noise than in the hall... Maybe they saw that there were no children around, so they didn't need to worry about their image."
"Anyway, when my junior sister and I slipped out after receiving your call, those two were just starting their fourth round of eating!"
"Wow! In the fourth round, there are so many... things. These two living ancestors can really swallow them!" Lu Shinian was amazed. After hearing what he said, the fifth senior brother nodded indifferently: "Who said it wasn't true!"
"It's just all syrup, chips, and alien-looking stuff. I can't eat any of it."
"...Normal people probably can't eat anything. Thank you, senior brother." The sixth sister had a blank expression on her face, and then she asked the girls to get in the car and sit down so that they could go down the mountain to find food.
——The mountain road is not easy to travel at night, so it is more convenient to drive.
Besides, they haven’t had a single bite to eat yet because of all the trouble caused by those two ancestors!
If I have to say something... poor Mr. Xu only got a bite of food and a sip of drink, although the dish was stir-fried green peppers, ginger and potatoes, and the drink was scabies herbal tea.
...Well, it's better not to eat this. Kun Dao secretly complained to himself while getting in the car and fastening his seat belt.
Thirteen people, four to five people in each car, could be divided into three cars - the 50 Hong0 that Lu Shinian usually drove had a larger space, so he took one more person.
The nightlife in Shanxi Province has always been rich. They ran down the mountain to find food at this time, and the streets were still bustling with traffic.
"Wuhu~I've been in Shanxi Province for so long, and today I finally have the chance to see the night market here!" After getting off the car, Xu Dazhao cheered and stretched, then put his arm around his mother Miao's arm and trotted towards the snack street.
The girl in Hanfu staggered slightly due to her big strides. She wanted to ask Xu Yichi to run slower since no one was competing with her.
But when she turned her head and saw that this silly child could not suppress the excitement on her face, and thought about how they had been working almost non-stop for more than a month, staying up all night to finish manuscripts, make plans, run contracts, and take photos...she felt embarrassed to spoil her mood too much, so she just resigned herself to her fate, lifted her skirt, and jogged to keep up with her.
"Good boy, Xiaoyi, watch your feet and Xiaobai's skirt when you run—" An Qing, who was walking behind the remaining girls, said in a leisurely voice, and used Xu Yichi as a negative example for everyone, "Hey, hey, hey, look at your immature and unstable boss... We must not learn from her in the future!"
"Yeah, got it~~" The little girls responded to Lord An's words with laughter, and then they went into the snack street in twos and threes, arm in arm.
The sixth sister who fell behind looked up at the energetic figures of the girls and couldn't help but put her hands in her pockets and let out a deep breath: "Don't say it, this feeling is different from being with young people."
"It was just a short moment, and the anger was so strong... It made me feel like I was almost infected and became several years younger."
"No wonder those big monsters like to eat 'virgin boys and girls' so much. Senior Yang and his friends have always preferred to play with children."
"Hey, Senior Sister, what you said is very dangerous." Lu Shinian said casually - if someone didn't know, they would probably think that his Senior Sister wanted to become a great demon.
"However, Senior Yang's reason for playing with young people should not be for that little bit of vitality."
"Eh? What's going on? There seems to be something behind this." Kun Dao suddenly turned his head when he heard the voice.
"No, there is no inside story." Lu Shinian remained calm, "But it is obvious that although Senior Yang's actual age has long been over a thousand years old, her mental age is the same as our master's - no more than five years older."
——Even a five-year-old child wouldn’t do something like competing with others in eating and ending up eating poison and passing out!
"It just so happens that Lady Xu's mental age is only three years old at most...so there's nothing wrong with five-year-old Senior Yang loving to play with three-year-old Lady Xu."
These two are really disrespectful to the elderly.