Chapter 131: The Domineering President
Chapter 131: The Domineering President
Lu Shinian told a cold joke so calmly that the other two people couldn't hold back their anger and fell silent on the spot.
Nowadays, the only one who dares to openly criticize Yang Yanan and their master, whose mental age is at most five years older, is this Junior Brother Jiazi from their family. But the key point... It would be fine if he only mentioned the Master and Senior Yang, but why did he also involve Young Master Xu?
Three years old... Saying that a person's mental age is no more than three years old is too...
The two Sixth Senior Sisters twitched their eyes and subconsciously looked up at the large group of girls walking in front.
At that time, Xu Yichi had already dragged Bai Miaomiao to the snack stand selling grilled sausages, and was asking the boss to make her a sausage bouquet with the pattern "Ten Sausages with You" that was very popular a few years ago.
The steam rising from the stall's baking tray blurred the little girl's eyes and eyebrows. She looked at her, who would jump up and down from time to time while standing, and wanted to touch Bai Miaomiao's head with her hard hands... She really looked like a half-grown child of only three years old.
--All right.
She admitted that little Xu Fuzhu was indeed the kind of person who was straightforward, cute, and would never grow up.
However, even so, this cannot cover up the fact that Junior Brother Jiazi has a sharp tongue.
Sixth Senior Sister thought so while slowly turning her gaze to the face of her own junior brother.
Feeling her gaze, Lu Shinian turned around and smiled at her obediently. She stared at his expression and suddenly said, "Junior Brother Jiazi."
"What do you want, Senior Sister?" The young man lowered his eyelashes in pretending to be obedient.
"Do you like to lick your lips?" Kun Dao asked casually without any warning.
Lu Shinian was slightly startled when he responded: "Occasionally in autumn and winter, when my mouth is too dry?"
——The main reason is that he doesn’t carry a lipstick with him.
"Oh," said the Sixth Senior Sister with a look of disgust, "Then why haven't you poisoned yourself to death yet?"
——This mouth is full of poison!
"Maybe it's because Master and Senior Sister are still alive and well." Lu Shinian smiled subtly and gently - when it comes to being ruthless, he admits that he is no match for his Master and his senior brothers and sisters.
——We were all taught by the master himself. There is no reason why he is the only one in the whole world who has "inherited" the master's sharp-tongued gene.
This thing must be poisonous to the whole nest.
"Uh... Actually, I think there's no need for us to argue about this kind of thing." The fifth brother, who had been silent for a long time, spoke weakly, "Let's be honest, we're all the same. If we argue too much and end up biting our tongues, we might both have to go home to see our ancestors."
"Of course, the most important thing is - if we stand here any longer, Master Xu and the others will run away!"
"Are you two sure those kids can figure things out in this?"
Be careful or you will be cheated again!
*
"So, Master Xu, how is your game going lately?"
At the Old Street BBQ restaurant, Lu Shinian was holding a freshly opened bottle of soda and casually asked about Xu Yichi and their progress in making the game.
It was already past ten o'clock when they came to eat skewers after walking around the entire snack street, but there were still many people walking on the street.
Thirteen people half squeezed and half crowded around two square tables. The three Taoists who were driving couldn't drink, so they joined in with a few bottles of Coke. "Well... the prologue and the first chapter are basically done except for some difficult cutscenes. The second and third chapters are done in groups and in parallel, and we have just started." Xu Yichi held a skewer in his mouth and scratched his head when he heard this.
"Would you like to try it? I have a demo of our game on my phone."
"Well, that's not necessary." Lu Shinian blushed, "I don't usually like playing games."
Mainly because I played too badly.
"But, I remember that Sixth Senior Sister seems to like playing this kind of word game. You can ask her if she wants to try it."
"Huh? It turns out that the Taoist priest can also play this kind of thing." Xu Yichi was full of surprise - she was not surprised that Lu Shinian could play games, after all, this guy looked only two years older than them, but he was her senior sister.
This Taoist priest looks young, but judging from her temperament, she is at least ten years older than them (actually twenty years old)... She also likes to play games?
"… for fun." Kun Dao, who was unexpectedly exposed by his junior fellow apprentice, gritted his teeth and faked a smile, "It's just that compared to playing literary games, I prefer listening to novels."
"It's quite convenient to listen to books now. Sometimes when I don't have anything important to do and don't want to recite sutras to enter a state of meditation, I will find two relaxing and leisure books that don't require much brainpower to listen to, to kill time and do something else at the same time."
"That's right." Xu Yichi nodded in approval, "When I'm stressed or have nothing to do, I also like to listen to some mindless and refreshing stories to relieve stress."
"By the way, Taoist Priest, what kind of novels do you like to listen to?" the little girl asked with curiosity.
"Let me start with mine. I like to listen to great and refreshing stories about cultivating immortals, or those silly little sweet stories."
“I, I like to listen to it, cough, I like to listen to that domineering president running away with the ball to the crematorium…” Sixth Senior Sister’s voice became smaller and smaller, until it was almost inaudible in the end.
A small question mark popped up on Xu Yichi’s head: “?”
"... Well, this makes it easier to put the person who provokes me into the heroine of a sadistic novel, and then listen to 'her' being misunderstood by everyone, abandoned by her family, raped by a domineering boss, and framed by green tea and little white flowers..." Sixth Sister whistled and looked up at the sky.
This wall lamp really looks like a wall lamp.
"——The law, morality and sect rules prohibit me from hitting others casually, but that doesn't stop me from imagining someone I hate as the heroine of a sadomasochistic novel... I'm not prohibited from fantasizing!"
"Uh." Xu Dazao was stunned by what Kun Dao said, and then he lowered his head uncontrollably and doubted his life, "Damn, what you said makes sense, and I shamelessly feel a little moved!"
"But this kind of crematorium-style cruel story will definitely have a big twist in the later stages, right?" Xu Yichi swallowed a mouthful of meat vaguely, "And then the enemy is introduced later... wouldn't that be unpleasant?"
"Emm... Is there a possibility, Master Xu?" Sixth Senior Sister blinked, "I can skip the part about the crematorium... and switch to another book as soon as I hear the sad part ends?"
"Anyway, the format of this type of article is pretty much the same, and everyone knows what's going to happen next - it doesn't matter whether you read it or not."
"Holy crap! Taoist priest, what a genius!" Xu Yichi exclaimed and clapped his hands repeatedly, "Just wait, I'll go home tonight and immediately download two cruel novels... I'll replace those previous clients who had a lot of work but little money as the heroines hehehehe..."
"Go ahead, go ahead. If you can't find a suitable sadistic story, you can tag me on WeChat... I have a few books here. You can substitute the people you hate into them and it will be fun," the sixth sister winked at Xu Yichi, "I'll let my junior brother give you my WeChat signal later."
"Okay! Then I would like to thank you in advance, Taoist priest!" The girl was overjoyed and immediately accepted Kun Dao's genius suggestion, and started to promote her own game.
"So, do you want to try our game demo, Taoist Priest?"
“We really need instant feedback from players!”