Chapter 197: One slap to eat three more bowls of rice
Chapter 197: One Slap, Three More Bowls of Rice
Chapter 197: One slap and three more bowls of rice (the number is wrong and cannot be changed)
"A pregnant woman also has to come out to work?"
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai are definitely classic representatives of those who speak out when they see injustice, and they are doing so now.
"Damn, there are four pregnant women!"
The appearance of four pregnant women not only confused them, but even the madam was confused.
Whose seed?
No, why didn’t she see how her belly grew so big? It was so sudden.
She remembered that the four of them were still fine at noon today.
A pregnant woman appeared at Yihonglou to receive customers, and some anxious customers ran out with their pants held up to watch the fun. Nothing was more important than eating melons.
"Fortunately, we arrived in time."
A familiar voice came from behind, and Qiu Sheng and Wencai, who were filled with indignation just now, froze.
"Brother Jiejie?"
"Master..."
Tan Wenjie: "Disgusting! When you repeat a word, just repeat the last word."
The people who came were Uncle Jiu, who came despite Bai Yueguang's pleading, and Tan Wenjie, who was not so enthusiastic.
Uncle Jiu glared at the two of them, and decided in his heart that he would hold on to their wages tightly, then looked at Tan Wenjie: "The two on the left are mine, and the two on the right are yours."
"I'll go first and finish this quickly." Tan Wenjie also nodded. He absolutely could not let the demon baby be born.
Even if it is born, it has to be put back in.
Tan Wenjie went upstairs first, leaving the others stunned.
"Master, Brother Jie, that's a pregnant woman."
This is too much. Someone may die.
Tan Wenjie rushed forward in three or two steps, grabbed the pregnant woman's neck with one hand, and smashed her stomach hard with his right fist.
The pregnant woman's body shook and her feet left the ground.
"I rely on!"
Everyone present was shocked and the man was knocked flying by his punch. If he had not been holding the man's neck, the man might have passed through the ceiling.
"What are you looking at? Help me!" Uncle Jiu raised his hand and patted the back of their heads.
"Master, even though you are my master, I will never agree to let you beat a pregnant woman."
Qiu Sheng and Wencai were reluctantly driven upstairs.
After taking two steps, he saw the belly of the pregnant woman who was being beaten by Tan Wenjie suddenly split open and turned into a big mouth.
"what!!"
The two rushed down at a faster speed.
The bellies of the four pregnant women were like blooming flowers, and in the middle of the "flowers" lay something that looked like a baby.
Many spectators had never seen such an exciting scene, and the heat warmed their cold crotches.
Tan Wenjie suddenly stopped punching wildly. He couldn't punch any further. How could he do that if his stomach burst open?
Press the opponent down with one hand and step on the chest with your foot.
The opponent is very strong and can probably pull down a cow.
The cow's strength was not enough to pull Tan Wenjie, and there was no hope even if the powerful and invulnerable zombies came, so the opponent could only struggle continuously.
"call--"
There was a sound of wind behind him, and something flew over and tried to wrap around Tan Wenjie's neck. He raised his hand to grab it, allowing the sticky and slippery thing to wrap around his hand several times.
"Umbilical cord?"
He pulled hard suddenly, and the thing that was attacking from behind flew towards him.
Then, there was another pregnant woman under Tan Wenjie's feet.
The five ghosts who have not been reincarnated have some abilities but they are not high, just the level of ordinary evil ghosts. In the past, Tan Wenjie would avoid them when he saw them, but now they have to avoid Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie bit the fingers of his other hand, and lightning flashed from his palm.
The lightning flashed like a snake and penetrated into the bodies of the two pregnant women.
Then, there was no movement.
"Is this Lei Zhe?"
Zhen means thunder and zhe means hiding.
Lightning may not explode or cause harm when it enters the body, but it will become a time bomb, which is a perfect way to ambush and trap enemies.
"What?" Uncle Jiu also successfully subdued the two pregnant women and did not hear clearly what Tan Wenjie said.
Tan Wenjie raised his foot as if he was going to leave. The two pregnant women wanted to take the opportunity to escape, but lightning burst out from their inside out and their bodies shook wildly and uncontrollably.
That was a pregnant woman. It was so cruel that they gave her electrotherapy.
However, when they heard the demon baby crying in Kaipo's belly, everyone felt shocked again.
Four pregnant women were caught and, amid the roar of the ruthless and righteous Marshal Long, they were sent away by Tan Wenjie with a lightning thunder fist.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but Tan Wenjie's next words made everyone present suddenly nervous.
"There's still one missing. There should be five."
He looked at Marshal Long and asked, "Who did you give the remaining porcelain cup to?"
"Porcelain cup? Do these things have anything to do with porcelain cups?"
"I know where it is." The madam raised her hand tremblingly.
You also use repeated words, right?
Marshal Long drew his gun and pointed it at her stomach almost immediately.
"No way, you..." Tan Wenjie looked at him with a strange look.
The flavor range is quite large.
Is it really from 18 to 58 years old?
Uncle Jiu said, "She's fine, but I don't know if the others have any problems."
My belly hasn't gotten bigger, so it seems like there's no problem at the moment.
"Where's the porcelain cup?"
The madam immediately said, "Here, in my room."
They arrived at the bedroom, which was filled with the pungent smell of cosmetics. When they opened the door, they saw the porcelain cup on the shelf and the golden Buddha that Tan Wenjie had been looking for.
No wonder only four ghosts tried to be born through the womb, and the fifth one was being suppressed.
The Golden Buddha can usually suppress the Five Ghosts, but when the Five Ghosts are successfully born, the Golden Buddha will completely lose its effect. Only by melting the Golden Buddha and using it to draw talismans can the Five Ghosts be killed.
"It's indeed the last one. It's inside." Uncle Jiu also nodded.
Tan Wenjie placed the golden Buddha and the porcelain cup in a wooden box, and today's ghost hunting came to an end.
Before leaving, I glanced at Marshal Long. His taste was really picky. I guess the madam must have used some special means to get it from Marshal Long.
"Pa!" Marshal Long seemed to have thought of something and slapped the madam in the face.
The story behind this slap is so profound that it is enough for Tan Wenjie to eat three more bowls of rice.
The madam covered her face and did not cry or make a fuss. She looked at Marshal Long with a look full of resentment, attachment and resentment. The value of the story is still increasing.
Dalong, you are really hungry.
After the matter was over, Tan Wenjie refused Marshal Long's invitation to a banquet.
Uncle Jiu seemed very interested. The opportunity to have dinner with Lian Mei was so precious. His worthless look made people feel jealous. Qiu Sheng and Wencai were ashamed to associate with him.
People who are in pure love will come to their senses after washing their feet twice more.
……
"You won unfairly today. If I were to be born again, even the Tathagata in the world would not be my opponent!"
"Child, if you are really born, I can't guarantee anything else, but I have already used my toes to dig out a three-bedroom apartment for you. If you say a few more words, I will help you dig out a bathtub."
Porcelain Cup Demon Baby: "You don't believe it?"
Tan Wenjie: “I believe it.”
He understood the thoughts of demons and monsters very well. A thousand-year-old fox spirit dared to claim that only the saints of the three religions could destroy it. A mere demon baby from the Five Ghosts dared to say that even the living Tathagata was not more than its opponent.
It’s just like a primary school student who got full marks on a test and thought that it would be okay to get into Tsinghua University or Peking University as long as he had good hands.
"Master, what are you doing?"
Bai Rourou asked when she saw Tan Wenjie drawing a talisman and then performing the Lightning Thunder Fist.
"My thunder technique has improved."
"Improved again?"
got used to.
The lightning sank into the porcelain cup.
The porcelain cup of thunder and lightning will explode if touched... The power grid is energized.
A living Tathagata? Get out of the porcelain cup first.
(End of this chapter)