Chapter 198 Electric Chicken
Chapter 198 Electric Chicken
The next day, dawn.
Zhang Susu and others rubbed their eyes and looked at Tan Wenjie who walked out of the room. He walked with weak legs and feet.
She really didn't sleep well.
Looking at the other people, every man was like a coward, walking out holding on to the wall.
Women, on the contrary, have rosy complexions and look extremely well nourished.
"Something happened last night." Tan Wenjie's expression was serious. "The Five Ghosts are so terrifying, we can't stay here for long!"
Although the Five Ghosts suppressed by the Golden Buddha did not escape, their desire to be born was too strong, and the little bit of stuff that overflowed actually made the male incarnation of the entire hotel, the pile driver, that is, Tan Wenjie, have enough self-control and would not be easily affected.
He is not passive but active, which is very important.
"Fei Bao, help me find out a few things."
He waited for Feibao to come over and whispered a few words in his ear.
I have to hurry back to Tanjia Town today. Calculating the time, it won't be long before my second uncle reports to the underworld, so as his apprentice, I have to go back to see him off.
And there is also the matter of marrying Ren Tingting and Ao Ningshuang, so preparations need to be made in advance.
The house of the Tan family has not been repaired yet.
After the luggage was packed, Fei Bao came back trotting, "Master, I have already made inquiries. It seems that Marshal Long got drunk that night. I don't know who instigated him to take the golden Buddha and the porcelain cup to Yihonglou and give them to the five young ladies. Somehow, the golden Buddha and the antique porcelain cup ended up in the hands of the madam."
Just with that one slap, Tan Wenjie can guarantee that the story will definitely be more profound and more layered.
It’s a pity that I can’t dig deeper and can only imagine it.
"anything else?"
"During this period, Yihonglou's business is really good. I heard that people leave with weak legs every day. Also, many young ladies are pregnant. It is said that the bitches in the backyard are also pregnant one by one, and the eggs in the chicken coop are hatching very quickly."
The demon infant of the Five Ghosts is as lewd as a being that cannot be moved.
It was a tiring journey all the way.
Return to the Tan Mansion.
Mr. Tan planned to lie in bed and sleep until noon, and then go to visit his master.
"Oh oh oh-"
At daybreak, the alarm clock rang.
The crowing of the roosters sounds like spring thunder and continues without stopping.
With a gloomy face, Tan Wenjie placed the golden Buddha and the last ghost of the Five Ghosts in front of the chicken coop.
He is not afraid of being stolen because he has set up an electric fence with "thunder stings". No one will die if they touch it, and the standing hair cannot deceive anyone.
What is inside cannot escape, and what is outside cannot be stolen.
He planned to destroy it humanely after he had used it up.
Tan Wenjie solemnly warned: "Your mission is very important."
"Butler, bring back twenty more hens. They must be of good quality!"
The next day, when Tan Wenjie came again, he saw the big roosters were majestic, energetic, and crowing loudly.
"Very good, very energetic." Yawning, Tan Wenjie turned around and said, "Butler, bring me another twenty hens!"
Another day.
The big roosters hung their heads and their crowing was no longer loud.
Tan Wenjie was obviously in good spirits: "You are different. You followed me to fight demons and monsters. You fought through mountains of swords and seas of fire. Don't lose face."
"Be more alert!"
"Okay, good job!"
Another day.
After finally setting off the alarm clock, Tan Wenjie, who had had a good sleep, got up leisurely.
Went around the chicken coop.
"master!"
Xiaoyu knelt directly on the ground with red eyes.
"I don't know what happened to the big rooster. Suddenly, it became like that."
The big roosters were listless and dozing on the ground.
"Haha, I finally put these damn alarm clocks down!" Tan Wenjie was in a good mood, "So they don't keep ringing every day."
It would have been fine if it were just an ordinary rooster crowing, but these five big roosters followed his lead and rubbed their Lightning Thunder Fists together. Their crowing was accompanied by thunder, and ghosts would run away when they heard it. Tan Wenjie would always be woken up by the noise every time.
The eggs were just an accident.
"Xiaoyu, keep an eye on the eggs in the chicken coop. After the chicks hatch, take good care of them."
"Yes, sir."
Xiaoyu heaved a sigh of relief after hearing Tan Wenjie say it was okay.
"I remember you can read, and you can't lose a single egg."
"Yes, sir."
In order to avoid any further trouble, after Tan Wenjie had simply made use of the Five Ghosts, he was ready to provide it with a one-stop service.
He waved his hand to drive away the small fish. Tan Wenjie took out the talisman paper and drew the Five Thunder Talisman.
He used the Five Thunder Palm to strike the porcelain cup.
"Oh oh oh-"
The wilted rooster suddenly stood up, spread its wings and flapped its wings hard towards the sky.
The five big roosters struggled to squeeze out a trace of lightning, which followed Tan Wenjie's Five Thunder Palm and struck the top of the porcelain cup.
click -
The porcelain cup shattered, and the five ghosts disappeared completely.
However, Tan Wenjie looked at the five completely wilted roosters.
"Five thunderbolts?"
He didn't know Lei Gong, but it seemed possible to let a big rooster pretend to be Lei Gong.
"Others summoned Thunder Generals, but I summoned Thunder Chickens?"
The rooster doesn't have much electricity in its body. Although it can generate electricity by itself, the speed is very slow and it will not be of much use when it is struck by thunder.
"Help me expand the power, it should be no problem."
Tan Wenjie grabbed the largest rooster by the neck and conducted the experiment without any hesitation.
The thunder chicken was an unexpected gain, completely different from what he got by spending real money in a lottery, so he wouldn't feel bad even if it died during the experiment.
At worst, I can just bring a few more roosters next time I practice Lightning Thunder Fist.
Moreover, the big rooster was more fun than practical to him, and five chickens together were not as powerful as his current palm thunder.
The lightning condensed and before it completely landed on the chicken, its feathers were singed. The big rooster tried to struggle, but was held down by Tan Wenjie and could not move at all.
Tan Wenjie immediately changed his mind and used "Thunder Sting" to drop lightning patterns, and the damage was indeed not that serious.
"I'll fill up your blue bar."
The living magic weapon has been successfully refined, but there is a charred lightning pattern on the chest, and it seems that it is unlikely to grow hair again. The name of bald chicken will be permanently preserved.
Looking at the big rooster that had turned into a bald chicken again, Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction. With the lightning pattern, the big rooster not only had more stored electricity, but its survival rate would also be greatly improved if it was struck by lightning in the future.
It took him several more days to completely control all the "electric chickens". He even caught the offspring of a big rooster for experimentation. With the help of "thunder sting", there was no effect when the lightning patterns fell.
It's just that when Tan Wenjie used the Five Thunders, the five big roosters successfully extracted the lightning from their bodies to assist, but the body of the big rooster's offspring exploded.
dinner.
"Soup tonight? Why are there oysters?"
Mr. Tan has cultivated his internal organs, so he still needs to replenish them? You must be kidding.
However, when he saw Bai Rourou's smile, he felt that it was okay to replenish himself appropriately. As a cultivator, his body's adaptability was really strong.
As soon as Gang Wenjie sat down, the soup bowl began to shake.
"Why do you always make video calls when others are eating?"
Tan Wenjie knocked lightly on the soup bowl, and Uncle Jiu's face appeared in the bowl.
"Uncle Master!"
"I want to eat, I'm hanging up."
When there is nothing to do, he calls Wenjie; when there is something to do, he calls him "Master Uncle". He is exactly the same as me.
"Wait!" Uncle Jiu stopped him immediately, "Uncle Master, this is an important matter. The last time we had the Five Ghosts..."
Tan Wenjie immediately became alert: "What? After beating the younger one, the older one came?"
Since we already have a demon baby, it is normal to have a demon leader.
"No, Lianmei is pregnant. Dalong calculated the date and found that the time was wrong. He thought Lianmei gave him..."
Ah? Then what does this have to do with you?
"Don't let your imagination run wild! Don't insult Sister Lian!"
"I didn't say anything, you just thought that in your heart!"
Tan Wenjie almost poked his index finger into the soup. He couldn't stand it most when others put accusations on him, and he was usually the one who wrongly accused others.
"Pfft."
"Rou Rou, what are you laughing at?"
"You two have such a good relationship."
"Me and him?" X2
Tan Wenjie withdrew his hand, calmed down and asked, "Junior Brother Gillian, what do you want me to do for you?"
Knowing that he had something to ask of him, Uncle Jiu said, "I'd like you to talk to Dalong. Lianmei will never do anything to let him down."
Shit, he licked me from the air without me noticing. It's really hard to guard against.
Don't do anything sorry. Did the child suddenly get into the belly?
Wait, drill?
Tan Wenjie said, "You can ask Aunt Zhe to help you take a look. Maybe the child really appeared suddenly."
Every profession has its own expertise, and Zhe Gu must know it better than them.
"I checked, there are no ghosts, and no evil spirits."
"If there is no ghost, then it must be the gods who are delivering the baby."
(End of this chapter)