Chapter 210 Lend me your girlfriend

Chapter 210 Lend Me Your Girlfriend

Tan Wenjie was driving the second half of the journey, and he finally avoided becoming the first unlucky ghost hunter to get motion sickness.

"How do you usually catch ghosts?" Tan Wenjie's stomach pain was no longer a problem, so he felt like starting a conversation.

"use this."

The Smurf held out a gold coin.

She introduced: "This is a lucky gold coin that can ward off evil."

Tan Wenjie spread out his hands and took the gold coin.

"Pure gold?"

What a generous act, using gold to make a talisman to ward off evil spirits.

There is a blessing but not much, and a very simple talisman to ward off evil spirits is painted on the gold coin.

I guess the unreliable disciples of Zixia Temple could achieve the same effect by drawing talismans.

A gold coin weighing five or six grams can be used to hire Uncle Jiu to work like a slave to draw talismans for you, any kind of talisman.

"Did you draw it?"

"I found it in an ancient book about subduing demons and monsters, and then I imitated it and drew it myself." The Smurf raised his chin proudly.

It feels good to be recognized by “peers”.

Rather than being considered a novelist, she would rather help others escape danger, and it would be even better if she could be a ghost hunter.

"Gold coins."

"I bought it from an antique dealer. I tried drawing talismans on yellow paper before but it didn't work. Later I learned some Western methods to draw talismans on coins, and I found that this method is the most effective."

"Well, because this kind of gold coin has the effect of exorcising evil spirits. If I'm not mistaken, it should be a tribute used by the ancient emperor. It carries the royal aura and majesty, and can make the talismans drawn by people without magical powers effective." Tan Wenjie said as he put the gold coins into his shirt pocket.

Smurf: (=ω=) Stare!

She strongly suspected that Tan Wenjie was making up stories for the sake of his own gold coins.

After taking another look at Tan Wenjie's pocket, the Smurf still didn't ask for it.

It was just a gold coin, not much money, not as valuable as the ghost hunter.

"Do you have any more there?"

"There is another part."

"The things dug out of the grave are too dangerous. There might be something dirty in it. Lingzi, you can't control it."

Smurf: “…”

I don't even want to act anymore.

The wealthy Miss Smurf finally chose to keep silent. She was very rich, but she didn't like to be a sucker, unless Tan Wenjie taught her magic.

Tan Wenjie turned around and said seriously: "I can teach you magic and teach you how to catch ghosts."

Could he read minds?
Smurf: "I also think it's not good to keep those things in my hands. I should give them to people who need them, like you."

He changes his expression very quickly, and has the potential to become my Maoshan disciple.

Besides, it would be a shame if this look wasn’t used to catch ghosts.

The female ghost Xiaodie is very wary of Tan Wenjie, and Tan Wenjie is well aware of this. The red and blue ghosts will have strange reactions when they meet, so he must make a quick decision.

It is too difficult to kill her with thunder, so he can only kill her according to the plot. He remembers very clearly that "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village 2" is different from "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village 1". Chu Renmei is a classic invincible character who kills all the way, and Xiaodie finally gets a "warm" ending. Although in Tan Wenjie's opinion, revenge can have a bad ending, and he is inexplicably moved by "love" to let the culprit go, it would be better to let her soul fly away.

Xiaodie killed everyone along the way, except the adulterers who made him never reincarnate. This is what love-brained people are like. He has seen too many love-brained people, and except for the fact that his blood pressure is a little high, he has gotten used to it.

Under the guidance of Smurf, Tan Wenjie walked all the way in the police station. Several policemen recognized him as a super handsome paparazzi. He was always faster than the police in arriving at the scene, and he was so handsome that it was hard not to notice him.

Many people were speculating how the paparazzi Jay had gotten through the Smurfs' path and was able to come in openly.

Everyone knows about the Smurfs’ personal relationships, so it’s best to pretend you don’t know about this kind of thing.

"What's next?"

"Take me to find my brother."

Knowing the plot can save you 99% of the trouble.

Hua Yuemei was reincarnated as Huasheng, and Xiaodie's husband was reincarnated as Yige, and the two became lovers in their new lives.

The only way to make Xiaodie give up her resentment willingly is to find the two of them to cooperate.

In the office, Brother Yi was scratching his head because of a strange case.

There is no connection between the dead, and the ways of death are bizarre.

If he fails to handle this case, he will most likely be fired and become the one to take the blame.

There was a knock on the door.

"Please come in."

Brother Yi looked up and saw Smurf and Tan Wenjie walking in.

He immediately sat up straight, "Ms. Smurf, what's up?"

Smurf turned sideways to look at Tan Wenjie and introduced him in a very serious tone: "This is the ghost hunter Tan Wenjie, he can help you solve this case." Brother Yi looked at Tan Wenjie: "His name is Ajie, he is a paparazzi, I have met him many times at the scene."

The situation was awkward.

The Smurf blinked at Tan Wenjie, as if asking what to do next.

"Why don't you show us some magic?" She was looking forward to it and wanted to take this opportunity to see what Tan Wenjie was capable of.

"Magic?" The elder brother frowned.

A paper man flew out from Tan Wenjie's pocket and circled around Yige.

The two were stunned.

"Magic?" The brother subconsciously reached out to grab the paper man, but the air created by his palm overturned the paper man and he couldn't catch it no matter what.

"It's a spell!"

Tan Wenjie opened the suitcase and took out a big rooster from it.

"It's really a magic trick! But everyone else is turning into a pigeon."

"Although it turns into a rooster, a rooster is bigger than a pigeon, so it seems more powerful."

The direction of their conversation gradually went off track.

Tan Wenjie casually stuffed the big rooster back into the suitcase, then flipped his hand and the suitcase disappeared.

The two also touched him.

"Is it really a spell?"

Many people know the principle of pigeon magic. The pigeons are hidden on the body, and the pigeons used in performances are very small, but they have long feathers, so their bodies are fluffy and seem difficult to hide.

But a big rooster of full weight can also be transformed. It’s not magic, it’s a spell.

Looking at the two people who believed in it, Tan Wenjie put down the cow's tears mouthwash he had just taken out. If he had not been reluctant to waste his magic power, he would have directly summoned a large ball of fire. He did not expect that the other party believed that he could cast magic so straightforwardly.

Brother Yi looked at Tan Wenjie and then at Smurf.

It doesn’t matter whether there are ghosts or magic spells, but it is important to serve the Smurfs well. They are sent by the boss, and the niece is very favored.

Just think of it as accompanying the prince in studying.

Brother Yi quickly got into the state: "Master, how can I help?"

He was willing to let his girlfriend dress sexy and go to the streets to lure out a rapist, and the rapist almost succeeded several times.

"Lend me your girlfriend."

"again?"

The Smurf on the side was puzzled: "What again?"

"Nothing, nothing."

……

At night, the street lights are dim.

There were few pedestrians in the vicinity, and a car was parked on the side of the road, blocking the street lights behind the car.

The elongated shadow was like a black blanket spread under my feet.

The wind is still a little hot at night.

Tan Wenjie, Blue Elf and Brother Yi are preparing to deal with the female ghost Xiaodie.

No matter how many people come, they are all seeking death. If he had a choice, Tan Wenjie didn't even want to bring the Smurfs, but he was still thinking about the gold coins and ancient books on the other party.

Come here.

"Those who come, soldiers, and fight, all form, line up, move forward, and march!"

The Blue Elf made a clumsy gesture, then looked at Tan Wenjie and blinked: "How is it?"

"Great, Xiaoling, it has that flavor!" Tan Wenjie gave a thumbs up.

Without any magic tricks, the only function of this set of hand gestures is to move the knuckles, but it has to be said that the Smurfs' hand gestures are very intimidating.

The Blue Elf was a little discouraged: "Didn't you say you would teach me how to catch ghosts? It's useless, right?"

"You are a little impatient. Learning magic is not something that can be done overnight. After this matter is over..." Tan Wenjie suddenly shut up.

It was a close call, I almost planted the flag.

If we agree on the future during the decisive battle, we will definitely die.

After experiencing the brink of life and death, Tan Wenjie breathed a sigh of relief and praised himself for his wit.

He immediately changed his words: "I will teach you. They are all real skills. Don't worry."

"Really?"

The cell phone rings.

"Hello, Peanut?" Brother Yi answered the phone. He stood up and waved at the car with flashing lights in the distance. "I'm here."

(End of this chapter)