Chapter 211 If a man is not drunk, a woman has no chance
Chapter 211 If a man is not drunk, a woman has no chance
The car stopped and Peanut came over with her high heels clacking on her feet.
A brother went to meet him.
The couple who were smiling the moment before suddenly turned grim and started arguing after meeting face to face.
They started arguing and fighting.
Late at night on the street, two people were pulling each other's hair and fighting each other. The scene was very explosive.
Xiaodie has a strong taste in taking revenge on adulterers.
Snapped!
The first brother was slapped again, staggered back, and then pulled out a pistol.
Peanut was not to be outdone and also pulled out his pistol.
"What should I do? They seem to be really going to shoot."
Smurf woke up with a start and turned to look at Tan Wenjie, only to find that he was bending over to take something out of the suitcase.
Plastic wrap, chocolate, a pair of huge cymbals, a chainsaw, a big rooster, a big rooster, and another big rooster...
She reached out and gently pulled Tan Wenjie's arm, reminding him not to perform magic.
Tan Wenjie: "Let them shoot each other."
"Are you kidding me?"
It's true that Smurf's uncle is the chief of the police station, but he made an appointment with two policemen to meet here at night, and then watched them shoot each other. Even the chief couldn't cover it up.
"What I said is true."
Tan Wenjie casually stuffed the black tiger flag into the Smurf's hand, then took five big roosters and strode towards the increasingly crazy couple.
"Hua Yuemei."
As soon as he opened his mouth, the figure of the female ghost Xiaodie immediately appeared.
Xiaodie, dressed in red, looked at Tan Wenjie quietly, as if asking him why he did not keep his promise and intervened in this matter.
As the female ghost appeared, Brother Yi and Peanut, who were in a stalemate, suddenly collapsed to the ground.
In places with a sound underworld system, the sins committed during one's lifetime must be repaid after death. Whether one falls into the eighteen levels of hell after death, is reborn as a pig or a dog, or pays off the debt in the next life, it is all considered "cause and effect."
But in this world, no matter how much murder and arson one committed in the previous life, one can easily reincarnate without any punishment.
Was Xiaodie’s transformation into a ghost a punishment from Hua Yuemei and the others?
No matter how you look at it, it seems like a punishment for Xiaodie.
Didn’t Hua Yuemei happily reincarnate and live her life again?
Xiaodie is a pitiful person just like Chu Renmei, but it is also true that he is a fierce ghost and kills innocent people indiscriminately, so he never shows mercy when he takes action.
Showing mercy to evil spirits is being irresponsible with your own life.
The second refining caused the five internal organs to roar and the five thunders to condense.
There was a flash of lightning in his eyes.
The five big roosters behind him also flashed with lightning.
Thunder again!
Xiaodie reacted and wanted to dodge, but when she saw that the person behind her was Yige, the reincarnation of her husband, she chose to take the lightning head-on.
Love-brained indeed.
boom!
The Five Thunder Palm hit Xiaodie, and lightning burst out.
The Smurfs at the back watched as five large roosters flapped their wings and flew into the air, dropping pillars of lightning.
The Smurf was shocked when he saw the female ghost being engulfed by lightning.
"The one who comes, fights, fights..."
Her desire to learn is now unprecedentedly high.
The lightning disappeared, and the female ghost Xiaodie fell to the ground, seemingly dying.
Brother Yi and Peanut were also awakened.
"That's it again."
When Tan Wenjie closed his eyes and sensed, he could clearly perceive that Xiaodie in front of him was just an ordinary wisp of resentment and it was useless to kill her.
As long as the resentment persists, the wronged souls will never be extinguished.
The "grudge" in this world seems to be a very powerful thing, which is related to the three souls and seven spirits but is on a higher level.
He walked towards Xiaodie step by step with a machete in hand.
If you can't kill the ghost, just chop it for five minutes.
"and many more!"
A figure suddenly rushed out from Yi Ge's body. He was wearing a Republic of China robe and looked exactly like Yi Ge.
The man's soul helped the female ghost Xiaodie to slowly stand up.
The two ghosts ignored everyone around them and hugged each other.
"Ms. sir~"
"Xiaodie~"
"Master, please let Xiaodie go." The man's soul hugged Xiaodie and begged Tan Wenjie, "I can guarantee that she will not hurt anyone again." Xiaodie looked at the man, not caring about Tan Wenjie's sword: "Husband."
"Debts should be paid, and murder should be punished with death." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "According to what you said, who should be held accountable for her murder?"
Being in love is great. Your love for each other can make others die for no reason and fulfill your love.
"Then please, Master, kill both of us."
"Why are you still blackmailing me? You don't really think you are a good person."
In Tan Wenjie's opinion, there is no difference between him and Bu Wantian. The only difference is that he regretted it after Xiaodie's death and chose to commit suicide to show his love for her.
As a person who lived in the early Republic of China, Mr. Tan despised this kind of people the most. If you don't have the ability to have three wives and four concubines, you might as well show off. Why hurt others and yourself?
But Xiaodie didn't seem to think so. Even though she was chopped into a human pig and suppressed with the Soul-Destroying Nail for decades and could never be reborn, she still found love.
"Kill me if you want to kill~"
"Ms. sir~"
"Xiaodie~"
Tan Wenjie: (；д｀)ゞ
I can’t stand it anymore, I’m really going to lose my temper!
A blue figure suddenly appeared in front of the two ghosts, trying to stop Tan Wenjie from breaking up the couple.
"Aunt Mei, are you in love too?"
He almost forgot that Chu Renmei was the most paranoid love-brained person.
Not only am I love-brained, I also like to watch others fall in love.
Perhaps she saw in Xiaodie the ending that she had always wanted but could not obtain.
Chu Renmei: "Let them go... I can show off..."
Tan Wenjie immediately covered Chu Renmei's mouth.
Shut your mouth.
Chu Renmei: (x?)
"I agreed."
He rubbed his hand on Chu Renmei's blue robe, put his arm around Chu Renmei's shoulders and whispered, "Xiaomei, I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously. It's not that I don't want to take advantage of you, it's really... Otherwise, let's go for the thriller track. The edge track is not suitable for you."
The two ghosts, Xiaodie and her husband, disappeared from Tan Wenjie's sight.
Peanut, who had committed many evil deeds in her previous life, came in a daze, and left in a daze, supporting her brother. She had no idea what had happened, and didn't know who Hua Yuemei was, because all the debts of her previous life had been written off.
The reason was that Xiaodie had found love, so she chose to give up revenge.
outrageous.
It turns out that humans cannot understand ghosts.
So who should the ghosts killed by Xiaodie find to settle their debts in the future?
What's even more outrageous is that Tan Wenjie noticed that Chu Renmei's resentment had dissipated a lot. He felt that he had grasped the method to make Chu Renmei get rid of her resentment.
Is that so interesting?
……
"Of course!"
In the bar, dynamic music stimulated his ears, and Tan Wenjie withdrew his gaze from the two foreign girls in front of him.
He picked up the wine glass and said, "As long as you really encounter a ghost, I always have time. Did your friend encounter a ghost?"
"Yes, it was a radio host. I don't know if you listened to the recent broadcast. They encouraged a woman who was in a bad mood to jump off a building and commit suicide." Xiao Ming spoke with some difficulty, "The woman was heartbroken."
Will the world be destroyed without love?
Tan Wenjie: "Incitement to suicide? It's a crime. Keep talking."
Xiao Ming nodded: "That woman really jumped off the building, and my friend went to visit that woman. Then, he seemed to be possessed and said that he was in love with the dead woman. I suspect he is haunted by a ghost. Do you have any way to help him?"
Tan Wenjie took out a talisman: "1000 yuan for this."
"It's that simple?"
"I don't know about others, but for me it's that simple. If the talisman spontaneously combusts, come to me. If the talisman doesn't burn, as long as you wear it close to your body and don't touch water or get damaged, it will be fine within a week at most."
"Thank you." Xiao Ming happily paid for the talisman.
Making money is not important, but the step of giving money is essential. If it comes too easily, no one will cherish it.
Xiao Ming said that he was in a hurry to save his friend, and left quickly after getting the talisman. However, judging from his staggering figure, avoiding the alcohol might be more important than saving his friend.
Before leaving, Xiao Ming secretly looked at the woman sitting next to Tan Wenjie. She was very pretty, and the most eye-catching thing about her was her long legs.
He is indeed a ghost catcher. I remember the girl he was with last time was not this one.
People who are good at catching ghosts are also good at picking up girls.
Tan Wenjie and Xiao Ming's meeting here was just a coincidence; the main purpose was to drink with the Smurfs.
If a man isn't drunk, a woman has no chance.
(End of this chapter)