Chapter 212 First Kiss has been updated
Chapter 212 First Kiss has been updated
Tan Wenjie, who has a physical strength of +8, has been trying hard to drink, but he is still not drunk. Instead, the Smurf is a little shaky.
It's obvious that the Smurf has some plans for him, otherwise he wouldn't keep forcing him to drink.
The Smurfs are really anxious now.
She drank one cup and Tan Wenjie drank three cups.
Get him drunk, you have to, and then make him promise to teach you magic!
It’s not that the Smurfs wanted to use a dirty trick, but they had been pretending to have amnesia for two or three days since Tan Wenjie agreed to teach.
After some indirect questioning, Smurf heard that Tan Wenjie had a poor alcohol tolerance and liked to teach others things when drunk. So she used the excuse that "today is Thursday and I am very happy" to drag Tan Wenjie to the bar for a drink.
"What does it feel like to be drunk?" Tan Wenjie put down his wine glass.
My body is getting stronger and stronger. If I want to get drunk, I have to drink fairy wine.
The Smurf pointed forward and said, "If you think the two people in front of you are four, you are drunk."
Tan Wenjie: "There is only one person there."
Smurf: "Really?"
She thought to herself that she had been fooled. There was no way he could be drunk, but she seemed unable to hold on any longer.
Just when Smurf was about to give up, Tan Wenjie suddenly shook twice and almost fell asleep on the table. Smurf's eyes flashed with excitement.
I finally got you drunk, now it's your turn to fill me up.
Come on, pour all the knowledge in.
You're welcome!
Smurf asked tentatively, "Hey, Applejack, are you really drunk?"
Tan Wenjie threw his hands and said, "Drunk? Why are you drunk? I can drink a lot!"
It's different from the usual state.
It just so happened that the back was very lively, as if they were dancing, and the Smurfs' personalities were completely different from those of ordinary novelists.
The sultry novelist finally let go after getting drunk.
She asked, "Do you dare to dance with me?"
Tan Wenjie: “I’m a professional!”
……
Late at night, a man, a woman and a ghost were walking on the street.
The night wind blows and the lights sway.
Tan Wenjie got himself drunk and let the Smurf support him, and the two of them swayed around on the street like tumblers.
"It's so careless."
The other party kept getting close to me and trying to take advantage of me.
"If you touch me again, I'm going to fight back!"
All he got in return for his repeated warnings was the other party's arrogant and lewd behavior.
It makes people feel cold.
"You're too heavy. We can't go on. Take a rest in front!" Smurf helped Tan Wenjie sit on a bench by the roadside.
The two of them put their heads together.
Smurf: "Can I ask you something private?"
"Just ask." His speech was unclear, like a drunk.
"Do you really know magic?"
You ask such a private question.
It would be better to ask something less intrusive to privacy, such as length, duration, frequency of penetration, etc.
"I know a little."
"Can you teach me?"
"It's...very difficult to learn. It depends on your talent."
"How do you see it?" the Smurf asked.
"Bone touch."
At this moment, Tan Wenjie made sure that he was sincere.
"Ajie, you are not drunk at all!"
Touching the bones doesn't sound serious.
Being drunk and being not drunk are two completely different states. When Smurf helped Tan Wenjie out of the bar, he found that it was not difficult at all.
Once she was drinking with her best friend, who weighed less than 100 pounds, and she couldn't carry herself at all after she got drunk.
"You found me." Tan Wenjie sat up straight and looked at the Blue Elf with a smug smile, "I can drink so much, how could I get drunk..."
Boom! He tilted his head and fell on Smurf's lap.
Snoring began.
"Hey, Ajie! Hey! Wake up!"
The Smurf pushed Tan Wenjie but found that he couldn't move him at all.
He faced his stomach, and the hot air from his breath made him feel a little uncomfortable.
A cold wind blew, and the Smurf seemed to suddenly wake up a little.
"Ajie, Ajie, are you really drunk?" The Smurf tried to push again.
"Well... drunk..."
"Can you teach me magic?"
“You can…” Really you can!
"What spells do you know?"
"Sword finger... Five Thunder Palm... Palm Thunder... Human-Ghost Merger Technique... Stamping the Ground to Summon the Gods... Wall-Walking Technique... Sky Eye... Earth-Escape Technique... Paper Man Spy..."
The more Smurf listened, the more eager he became.
It no longer mattered whether Tan Wenjie was lying on his lap or not. It would be even better if he could lie there for a while longer, so that he could strip off all his secret magic!
"Can you teach me now? Teach me the palm thunder first."
She wanted to learn the Five Thunder Palm, because one palm strike from Tan Wenjie could produce five thunders that would strike one’s head, and the power was truly astonishing.
But she also had some self-knowledge and knew it would be difficult, so she wanted to learn something else first.
"OK……"
The Smurf was looking forward to it, and then he saw Tan Wenjie gesturing casually: "This way, this way, that way, that way, it will be fine."
I didn't understand it at all!
That's right, he is a drunk.
"At least we know what spells he knows. We can squeeze out all his knowledge later."
The Smurf sat on the bench to rest, feeling the hot breath on her lower abdomen. Her thin dress was completely unable to block the gusts of scorching wind from blowing in. She didn't know when her body started to heat up, and when she realized what was happening, her legs couldn't help but clamped together.
My heart is beating faster and faster.
It must be because of drinking too much alcohol and the catalytic effect of alcohol.
She took a deep breath to adjust her mood, not wanting to be affected by the drunkenness.
The Smurf didn't say anything, and it was impossible for Tan Wenjie, who was pretending to be drunk, to wake up on his own.
Whether he was really drunk or just pretending, perhaps both of them already had the answer in their hearts.
Under the street light on the roadside.
The woman is sitting and the man is lying on her lap.
A man and a woman were in such an ambiguous posture, and the atmosphere heated up with the gradually accelerating heartbeats.
The night wind cannot cool my body, and at this moment my body temperature is as hot as my heart.
Smurf: "Applejack, have you ever had that?"
After she finished speaking, her mind was confused. Drinking made her brain slow to react, and the hot air from her abdomen made her thoughts confused.
no answer.
She poked Tan Wenjie gently, trying to make the drunkard fulfill his previous "promise" to answer every question, and also seemed to be saying, "Stop pretending, I know you're not drunk."
I can't even enjoy myself with my knees resting on the pillow. Xiaoling, you are really too strict.
"What is that...?"
"That's it."
"I'm very busy catching ghosts. I don't have time..."
Tan Wenjie moved his head, not to take advantage, but entirely to find a more comfortable position.
His first kiss is refreshed at 0: every day. If necessary, it can be refreshed immediately after releasing his mouth.
Smurf: "I'm busy too. I don't have time for that."
"..."
Why is there suddenly no sound?
She poked Tan Wenjie again.
Tan Wenjie could only ask drunkenly: "What about you and me?"
He could feel the other party's invitation signal. He liked to be passive, but he didn't expect the other party to force him to express his position first.
The Smurf was silent, then suddenly asked, "Do you have your feet on two boats?"
The tone suddenly changed.
Directly put yourself in the shoes of your girlfriend?
He didn't step on two boats, he has many boats.
But my first kiss and first night in this world are still there, keep it new!
When asked, Tan Wenjie, who only speaks the "truth" when drunk, said: "I hate people playing both sides the most."
"What about one-night stands?"
"Don't say that word. I get scared just by hearing it. I would never do anything irresponsible. I tremble just thinking about it."
"You're awake, aren't you!"
Tan Wenjie still closed his eyes: "Don't mention one-night stands, it's too scary. A good man like me feels cold all over just hearing it. It's so cold, hold me tight."
"You are awake indeed!"
She suddenly stood up, pushed Tan Wenjie over, and quickened her pace.
With his back to Tan Wenjie, his red cheeks and ears were hidden in the night.
"Hey, I'm cooperating with you, and I'm really cold." Tan Wenjie stood up.
It's too much to eat it all.
Tan Wenjie: "You touched me all the way, and I didn't say anything."
The body was firm and felt good to the touch, and she admitted that she touched it a little too much and felt a little embarrassed to be caught.
The Blue Elf stuttered, "You were really pretending to be drunk just now!"
He quickened his pace and chased after him, but the Smurf ran even faster.
The female ghost in a blue robe stood in the darkness where the street lights could not reach, and watched the two people leave quietly.
(End of this chapter)