Chapter 265 The Second Most Handsome Man in the World
Chapter 265 The Second Most Handsome Man in the World
Tan Wenjie felt around his body but couldn't find the fan. It must have fallen when he was fighting with his senior brother just now. However, there was wind blowing in his face so he could use the wind to use the magic of speed to escape and increase his speed.
Unfortunately, the wind was not strong enough and could barely reach 70 km/h.
"What kind of light skill is this?" a voice came from my ear.
Turning to look to the side, it was the peerless master who had given people an unfathomable feeling just now.
He ate a hamburger and walked to Tan Wenjie leisurely, looking at Tan Wenjie's legs in surprise.
Tan Wenjie ran so fast that an afterimage was left. In contrast, the other party just lightly touched the ground with his toes to cross a huge distance and catch up with him easily.
"No more running!" He braked suddenly and stopped. "I wonder what to call this extremely handsome guy who is more handsome than me? Is it Chu Liuxiang in person?"
"Oh? Did you realize that I'm an extremely handsome guy?" The other person stopped easily and touched his cheek proudly.
There were vegetable leaves at the corners of his mouth.
The corner of Tan Wenjie's mouth twitched, and then he nodded very seriously.
He is a professional in acting and can control his guilty conscience.
"Your Excellency is so handsome that I feel ashamed of myself."
"I didn't expect you to be so honest, unlike that guy just now. By the way... who is Chu Liuxiang?"
"A handsome guy with great strength, very famous."
"Is he more famous than me, Tiancan?"
God is disabled?
"Could it be that you are Tian Can, the number one martial arts master from hundreds of years ago?"
"It's Tiancan, the cult's top expert!"
Is "cult" a good name? However, since the other party emphasized it so much, Tan Wenjie would not refute it.
"So it's Tiancan, the cult's top expert. I wonder what Tiancan wants from me?"
"What did you call me just now?" Tian Can suddenly asked with a lewd look on his face.
"Hero Tiancan?"
"Ah~"
"Great Hero Tiancan!"
"Ah~"
"The Great Hero Tiancan, the Great Hero Tiancan, the Great Hero Tiancan!!"
"Ah——!!" Tiancan shouted with pleasure.
Damn, I've never seen such a disgusting person.
Although he despised him in his heart, on the surface, Tan Wenjie's attitude was impeccable.
"I see that you are good at martial arts, so I want you to work with me and unify the martial arts world."
After Tiancan finished speaking, he saw that Tan Wenjie didn't respond, so he forced out a nasal sound:
"Hmm? Don't you want to?!"
"Of course I am willing!" Tan Wenjie nodded immediately. "To be honest with you, Hero Tiancan, it has been my lifelong dream to work with a hero who is stronger and more handsome than me, but I have been searching for him all my life and still haven't found him. Fortunately, I met you, Hero Tiancan today, otherwise I would have to hold on to this unfulfilled dream and die with regret after decades of fruitless searching."
Tiancan looked at Tan Wenjie seriously and felt relieved: "Good! You are the subordinate that I, Tiancan, am looking for!"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
This guy seems a bit stupid, he believes this? If you look in the mirror, you don't look as good as Senior Brother Duan Shuiliu.
"Go!" Tian Can suddenly reached out and grabbed Tan Wenjie's wrist. Tan Wenjie subconsciously wanted to resist, but found that a powerful energy wrapped around him and he could not move.
In the blink of an eye they were back on the football field.
The eldest senior brother fell to the ground with lifeless eyes, while the Ghost King Tatsuya sat beside him with a stern face, trying hard to act like an expert.
Others, such as Ali, fell unconscious on the ground.
"Uncle Da, I didn't expect you to be so kind." Tan Wenjie was deeply moved.
The next second, Gui Wangda forced a smile and said, "Brother, since you are back, I will return this kid to you. Can I go home now?"
"Don't be anxious." Tian Can let go of Tan Wenjie, took out a white silkworm from his arms and stuffed it into the eldest brother's mouth.
"This is my silkworm. After you eat it, it will hide in your stomach. As long as I gently beat the drum, it will bite your stomach and then your internal organs." Tian Can sneered, "If you don't obey, I will kill you!"
Senior Brother Duan Shuiliu: "I..."
Don't want to obey.
When the "dong dong dong" drum sounds rang out, the eldest brother's face turned pale.
"I'm willing to be your lackey." He surrendered very quickly.
"Wouldn't it be better if you did this earlier?" Tian Can let go of the drum, "From now on, call me Hero Tian Can, got it?"
"Yes." The eldest brother lowered his head helplessly.
Tiancan walked towards Gui Wangda again and took out a silkworm.
"Master Tiancan, please don't waste your bugs." Gui Wangda retracted his head.
"I still have a lot, eat them! If you don't want to eat them, I will use my Tiancanjiao to help you eat them!"
Tiancan actually knows how to give out benefits? But if it were Princess Yunluo, she would probably really rush to eat it.
Tan Wenjie strongly condemned this.
"I'll eat it, I'll eat it right away!" Ghost King Tatsuya ate the Heavenly Silkworm, then looked bitter and doubted his life.
"It's your turn, the second most handsome man in the world." Tian Can walked towards Tan Wenjie.
"Master Tiancan, you may not know this." Tan Wenjie said seriously, "That ghost king master is called the Devil Muscle Man. He is my master who taught me martial arts. You don't have to feed me the Heavenly Silkworm at all, because if you hurt him, my heart will be broken. If you catch him, you will control me. People who are as handsome as us are very loyal. If you don't believe me, just kick him with your Tiancan Kick, and I will really cry."
The ghost king's eyes widened: "Ajie, you!"
“Bullshit!” Tian Can said angrily, “A guy as handsome as me is the best master of the evil ways. I, Tian Can, like to go back on my word and betray my friends. You look only slightly worse than me, but you are also the pretty boy I hate the most. Your heart must be full of eyes like a hornet’s nest. Don’t try to deceive me.”
Is it possible that your real appearance is actually treacherous, so you do things that are untrustworthy and treacherous? This is called appearance reflects the heart, while I look handsome and I always play positive characters in any film, television and novel.
"eat fast!"
Looking at the squirming silkworms, Tan Wenjie's stomach was churning.
He had eaten various fried silkworm pupae, but he had never eaten one so fresh.
"Just eat."
After eating the silkworm, the three of them behaved very well.
Tan Wenjie quickly got into character: "Master Tiancan, what are we going to do next?"
"I was born in the Yuan Dynasty. In order to be with my beloved woman Princess Yunluo forever, I found a thousand-year-old ginseng and shared it with her. Even her maidservant gained 800 years of life because of it! But I was the number one master of the evil way at that time, and my affair with Yunluo was not tolerated by the righteous way. I was attacked by four masters and my acupoints were pressed. I have been sleeping ever since. In order to protect Yunluo, I used the Heaven Silkworm Dafa to protect her." Tian Can looked sad, recalling the love that lasted for hundreds of years. "So, the most important thing for us next is to find Princess Yunluo. She woke up one step earlier than me."
Tan Wenjie, Ghost King Da, and Senior Brother: "..."
The three of them had the same expression on their faces, complete disbelief.
When Tiancan was telling this story which was obviously made up by him, his eyes rolled around uncontrollably, his voice became louder and softer, and he looked very guilty.
What a master of evil ways, the first thing he does after opening his eyes is to pick up girls.
It’s so shabby.
but!
Tan Wenjie and Gui Wangda said in unison: "What an infatuation!"
Senior Brother: "..."
Eyes wide open.
Tiancan glared at the eldest senior brother.
The leader will not remember who flatters him, but will only remember who does not flatter him.
You two are plotting against me!
Senior Brother: "So... so infatuated."
He is trying to fit in.
"Yeah." Tiancan nodded with satisfaction.
"But I don't know how to find Princess Yunluo. Do you have any ideas?"
"You can put an ad in the newspaper to find someone." The eldest senior brother who had just been tricked took the initiative.
It’s just a scroll. As the eldest senior brother of Duan Shuiliu, my ancient boxing skills are definitely not worse than the two of you. Let’s see who is the number one henchman!
And I have money.
"What does it mean to publish in the newspaper?" Tian Can pulled his eldest senior brother aside and asked.
"It's just posting a notice offering a reward."
"Great, hahahaha, that's just in line with my evil ways."
You say you are true love, but how can you be wanted for the one you truly love?
The two of them, Jedda and Dave, who were free, got together. Instead of being angry about being robbed of the opportunity to flatter, they were secretly happy.
Some stupid guys came over to be ordered around. Only stupid people would go over to show off their presence. It would be best if Tiancan forgot about the two of them. Then they would sneak away and go back to the hospital for surgery to remove the worms.
Behold the power of modern medicine, ancient people!
Ghost King Da whispered, "Ajie, you were so shameless just now! How could you say that even though I'm your disciple?"
Tan Wenjie also whispered back: "Didn't you say before that I was the senior brother of the ancient boxing method, and you even tricked me into helping you roast chestnuts...Uncle Da, why don't you try fighting him? If we both fight together, what are our chances of winning?"
The Devil Muscle Man's martial arts strength is superior to Tan Wenjie's, so he should not be completely powerless to resist.
Ghost King Da shook his head: "There is no way he can win. He used the Heavenly Cruel Kick. Do you know the Heavenly Cruel Kick?"
"It's in movies, novels, and comics. Of course I know."
"Yes, my Lightning Poison Dragon Drill is based on the style of ancient boxing. His Heavenly Cruel Kick seems to be the original one. You ran away just now and didn't see it. His kick was like a missile bombing. The grass in the sports center was gone."
Tan Wenjie then noticed that not only the lawn was gone, but also the grocery store and nearby trees were all gone. It was all bare, but no one had been killed.
"Don't you know how to wear an iron shirt?"
"Isn't iron afraid of being blown up by missiles?"
"Makes sense."
Zombies are invulnerable to swords and guns from the inside out and are afraid of cannons.
The two looked at Tiancan and the eldest senior brother at the same time. Seeing the eldest senior brother sweating profusely, they knew that he must have not satisfied Tiancan again.
Tan Wenjie noticed that Ali, who was lying on the ground in the distance, opened her eyes.
Many people are awake, but they are just pretending to be unconscious.
Tan Wenjie had no choice but to save the situation and said, "It's getting dark, Hero Tiancan, why don't we find a place to rest first? I'll help you find Princess Yunluo tomorrow."
Senior Brother Duan Shuiliu glared at Tan Wenjie, what a bootlicker!
My Duan Shui Liu is definitely not worse than your ancient boxing. Even if we compete in flattery, I won’t lose!
(End of this chapter)