Chapter 266 I think you are tricking me
Chapter 266 I think you are tricking me
Four people were walking on the road.
The leader had a thin and cunning face, the one on the right wore black-framed glasses and looked like a gentleman, and the two people on the left, one was extremely handsome and the other was wearing a men's "bikini", which immediately attracted the attention of many passers-by.
Many girls looked over here frequently.
"That one is so handsome."
"Yeah, so handsome!"
Tiancan shook his hair and the corners of his mouth curled up uncontrollably.
He didn't quite believe it when Tan Wenjie said he was the most handsome man in the world. However, judging from the reactions of the women on the street, the world's aesthetic taste has changed dramatically after hundreds of years.
With his good looks back then, he could only do evil things, and no one believed him if he did the right thing.
Ghost King Da chuckled: "The four of us are so handsome."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
The eldest brother can barely be considered a human being, but you two are simply lowering the appearance of Mr. Tan.
"The second most handsome!" Tiancan walked to Tan Wenjie.
"Master Tiancan, what's wrong?" Tan Wenjie asked puzzledly.
Could it be that Tiancan wants to do something new?
"Ah."
Tiancan smiled with satisfaction.
Tan Wenjie has gotten used to being surrounded by girls. That's what it's like to be handsome. Being peeped at and asked for contact information is normal.
"The two of them standing together makes that look even more handsome."
"Yeah, I don't know how he has the guts to stand next to another pretty boy."
The girls' whispers entered Tan Wenjie's ears. Tiancan's strength was even higher than Tan Wenjie's, so it was impossible for him not to hear it.
So Tiancan actually has a psychological problem. Why would he come to me and humiliate himself?
He glanced at Tiancan and found that Tiancan's face was full of pride.
I understand. Tiancan wouldn't think that he is the one being praised for being handsome.
It’s good to have a simple mind, so you don’t waste your energy.
"It's getting late. Since you have chosen to follow me, Tian Can, I will not treat you unfairly!" Tian Can suddenly said, "I will treat you to a meal."
“So good?”*3
Hamburger shop, ordering counter.
Tiancan violently drove away the few elementary school students in front of him, and then walked to the front himself.
"I'm telling you, I discovered this by accident. There are delicacies here that only heroes can eat. As long as you are a hero and say the right code, you can have a big meal for free."
Three people: "..."
Without giving them time to react, Tian Can yelled at the top of his voice: "Hero loves to eat hamburgers. Pure beef is good to eat. It is a blessing for Hong Kong citizens. If you eat it, you will be a good baby!"
Not only were there three people stunned, but all the adults and children around them seemed to be frozen in place by acupuncture points.
Including the store clerks.
“Hey!” Tian Can angrily slammed the table, “I’ve finished talking, give me the burgers!”
People who come out of a mental hospital should not be provoked.
The clerk was just an employee. There was no need for him to argue with an obviously mentally ill guy over a burger. He moved quickly and handed the burger to Tiancan.
Tian Can took a bite of the burger, turned around and laughed at the three people: "Hahaha! See, this is how we can get it."
"Hey you, it's your turn."
The expression of the eldest brother who was pointed at changed.
"I, I'm not hungry, hero."
"Not hungry? No, you have to eat my treat! Otherwise, you can eat the silkworm."
"I'll do it right away!"
The eldest brother walked over with a sad and angry expression, and finished the string of advertising slogans in the stunned gaze of everyone.
Because the noise Tiancan made just now attracted the attention of the store manager. It would have been fine if one person was dining alone, but there was actually another one?
"Sir, our activities are launched for children."
"Give money?" Tian Can was about to get angry again when he heard that.
Tan Wenjie and Gui Wangda on the side stopped Tiancan.
"Hero Tiancan, I think it's because he's not a hero, so he can't eat the hero burger."
"So that's it!" Tian Can nodded and quickly accepted this assumption. Only as a hero, he could eat the hero burger.
"We two are definitely not heroes, so it seems we can't have it." Tan Wenjie said regretfully.
A few people left the burger shop and stood on the roadside. It felt like they were playing with a silly boy.
"Huh? That won't do!" Tian Can took a big bite of his hamburger, "I said I'd treat you guys to a meal, so I must. Where is the nearest bank? Take me there and rob 30,000 taels of gold."
Senior Brother: "No, I don't want to commit a crime."
He knows martial arts, but he is not stupid. After robbing 30,000 taels of gold, he is a wanted criminal. He still has a future. Even if Ali doesn't like him, he still has Ah Hua, Ah Fang, Ah Yun, Ah Xian...
Tiancan got angry again: "What did you say? You can't even eat the hero burger, you are born evil, why don't you go rob?"
Senior Brother: "..."
Feeling wronged, afraid, and afraid to speak.
"Robbing a bank is not an option." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "The security there is very strong, and we will be wanted by the government. It will not be so easy to get away with it in the future."
Ghost King Da and the eldest senior brother looked at Tan Wenjie in surprise, meaning that it was okay to steal something else?
"Second Handsome Guy, what do you think we should grab?" Tian Can is now more and more satisfied with Tan Wenjie.
She is only slightly less good-looking than him, and understands his thoughts very well, so he doesn't have to worry too much.
"We can rob the thieves."
Those casino owners, gang bosses, smugglers, human traffickers, drug dealers, etc., if you kill them casually, let alone 30,000 taels of gold, even 3 million taels would be a drop in the bucket, it's all cash.
Having said that, Tan Wenjie is not very interested in making a fortune. Making money is putting the cart before the horse. He is also not in the mood to play the hero game with Tiancan. It would be best for him to find a chance to escape tonight.
In short, stabilize Tiancan first, relax his vigilance and then run away.
"Black robbing black can enhance your reputation, Great Hero Tiancan, and let the people in the martial arts world get to know you quickly, which will help you become the supreme master of the martial arts world. What kind of evil is it to attack good people and innocent people? When you are ruthless, you will also deal with the evil together. That is the real evil!"
Tiancan opened his eyes wide, as if he had seen that scene.
The righteous are afraid of themselves, and the evil are also afraid of themselves, becoming the supreme master of the martial arts world.
"Hahahaha! Hero loves to eat hamburgers, and the ones with pure beef are the best!" Tiancan shouted.
The three of them lowered their heads to avoid the sight of passers-by, for fear that their appearance would be seen.
After successfully calming Tiancan down, they still needed a place to stay. Tan Wenjie took the initiative to find an "inn" to rest.
The eldest brother swiped the card and said: "Why do I have to pay? And it's the presidential suite."
"We are four grown men, do you want to squeeze in?"
"Of course not!"
The eldest senior brother also knew very well that Tiancan would not allow them to move freely and he had to guard them personally.
"I'm thinking about you. You didn't accomplish anything today. Aren't you afraid that Hero Tiancan will be angry? But it's different now that you're rushing to pay today."
"I think you're trying to trick me."
"Routine? No!" Tan Wenjie turned around and said, "Hero Tiancan, he was the one who paid for me to stay here just now."
Tian Can, who had just sat down and turned on the TV, nodded when he heard this: "Well done!"
While he was speaking, his eyes never left the TV screen for a second, and it seemed that he didn't care much.
For a while, the only sound was the TV.
Tian Can can watch any TV commercials or TV dramas with great interest. Tan Wenjie even suspects that Princess Yunluo's appeal to Tian Can is far less than that of the TV.
If Tiancan were allowed to live into the 21st century and have access to mobile phones, computers, short videos, etc., he would probably become a super otaku.
Tan Wenjie and the other two were also trying to reduce their presence as much as possible and brainstorming quickly, trying to find a way to escape.
"Huh? Uncle Da, what are you doing?" Tan Wenjie suddenly found a fat and wretched figure imitating the movements of a silkworm.
The fat body squirmed in front of Tan Wenjie, and of course attracted the attention of the unsociable eldest brother.
Although the eldest brother didn't say anything, he pricked up his ears quietly, intending to secretly find out what the shameless duo was going to do.
"Hush, run away."
Gui Wangda pointed at the window and then at Tiancan who was watching TV.
The meaning is very clear, jump out of the window to escape.
"Uncle Da, this is the 18th floor." Tan Wenjie was surprised.
The fall from the 18th floor did not kill Tan Wenjie because he had a disposable newspaper flying cap that allowed him to fly, but it was harder to say what would happen to Gui Wangda.
"I meant to take the elevator."
"Then what are you pointing at the window for?"
"Just pointing it out."
"But that senior brother has already jumped out."
(End of this chapter)