Chapter 267: Immortal Cultivation in the Name of Martial Arts
Chapter 267: Immortal Cultivation in the Name of Martial Arts
Wow!
The window exploded and a dark shadow rushed out.
"What's that sound?" Tian Can, who was still watching TV, asked casually, but his eyes did not move away.
He is indeed a huge TV fan. He didn’t even notice someone jumped off the building.
"Someone escaped." Adhering to the idea that saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda, Tan Wenjie and Gui Wangda immediately told Tiancan the news that the eldest brother had jumped off the building.
"what!"
Tiancan came back to his senses and jumped in the direction pointed by Tan Wenjie and Guiwangda.
"Should we run?" Ghost King Da asked in a low voice.
"If you think we can take the elevator faster than he can jump off the building, you can give it a try." Tan Wenjie said with some regret, "We should have let Senior Brother Duan Shuiliu run for five more minutes before we escaped."
"Forget it, let's find another opportunity next time."
The two sat and waited.
Ten seconds later, Tiancan came back with his senior brother.
"I, Tiancan, have been so good to you, and yet you want to run away!" Tiancan picked up the small drum and tapped it gently.
dong dong dong.
Tan Wenjie immediately felt a sharp pain in his stomach.
It’s the silkworm in the stomach.
But looking at his eldest brother and Ghost King Da who were rolling on the ground, he began to wonder if the silkworm in his stomach had bad teeth, and the pain was still within the range that he could endure by gritting his teeth.
"Wait a minute, hero, we two didn't do anything wrong!" Ghost King Da shouted.
Tiancan stopped beating the drum.
Ghost King Da and the eldest senior brother were sweating profusely due to the severe pain, as if they had been fished out of the water. Tan Wenjie's skin was dry and smooth, but his cheeks were a little pale due to the pain.
"Because when I hit my drum, all the silkworms will react."
Tiancan said it as a matter of course, but Tan Wenjie vaguely heard a hint of embarrassment from him. This guy actually felt embarrassed. He was really naive.
"Don't do it again!" Tian Can pointed at the eldest brother, "Otherwise, I will make your intestines burst!"
Tan Wenjie, Ghost King Da: "..."
His intestines are ruptured, so shouldn't we also have them ruptured?
"What time is it now?" Ghost King Da suddenly asked.
"What's wrong?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"The most beautiful lady competition."
"..."
Tan Wenjie didn't expect that he still underestimated Gui Wangda. This guy was actually willing to risk being kicked to death by Tiancan to snatch the remote control.
As a result, Gui Wangda successfully got the opportunity to see beautiful women with Tiancan by virtue of the same interests and hobbies.
"What a beautiful woman, with such fair skin and really long legs. But if Princess Yunluo also came to participate in the competition, she would definitely win and become the most beautiful woman."
You can just look at the girls, and they also let you lick them whenever you get a chance. It's really hard to guard against.
Tiancan is good in every way except his bootlicking habits which are a bit unbearable.
Touching his stomach, Tan Wenjie took out a digestive tablet and put it in his mouth.
Since Leon can digest the sword by swallowing it, there should be no problem for the digestive tablets to deal with the problem of Tiancan.
[Experience +200]
It actually works!
Tan Wenjie licked the corner of his mouth. In fact, he was not very resistant to eating silkworms. He could even stuff the red-robed fire ghost into his mouth even though it was so smelly... Although he has corrected himself since then, he would never eat a ghost casually even if he was beaten to death.
There are some things that you know are not poop, but they smell like poop and taste like poop, so they are poop.
"I want to take these stunning beauties in!" Tian Can said, "Tomorrow we're going to rob the gangs and make some money!"
"These are nothing compared to the local beauties." Ghost King Da shook his head. "They are nothing compared to the whole of Asia. If you include other continents, they are even less so."
With Tiancan's strength, if he just likes beautiful women, it would be no problem for those top beauties to throw themselves at him and for him to have a new one every day.
And there was absolutely no coercion or intimidation, it was all voluntary.
"You are really my good subordinates, hahaha." Tian Can laughed.
Because of his hobby of looking at beautiful women, Gui Wangda has now surpassed Tan Wenjie to become the most servile subordinate in Tiancan's heart.
Tan Wenjie said at the right moment: "Master Tiancan, I feel that eating only one silkworm is not enough to show my loyalty to you. I will apply to eat 10 more!"
"Ajie, you!" Ghost King Da was shocked, "You risk your life to flatter someone? Man, you don't want to do that."
Even the senior brother beside him said, "I am not as good as you."
"Eating too much is not good for you." Tian Can didn't expect that there would be people who would actively ask to eat Tiancan.
He said with emotion: "You are truly the most loyal subordinate I have ever met! I, Tiancan, will never doubt you again!"
As he spoke, Tiancan took out another silkworm.
They say they trust you, but in reality they increase the dosage.
Tan Wenjie picked up one and stuffed it into his mouth, swallowing it quickly to avoid too much contact. "Another one!"
Eat 10 silkworms in a row.
"How do you feel?" asked Ghost King Da.
He didn't believe that Tan Wenjie would be stupid enough to eat the silkworm on his own initiative. There must be some reason.
"To be honest, I didn't feel anything and I didn't dare to chew it," said Tan Wenjie.
"Okay!" Tiancan patted Tan Wenjie on the shoulder.
He was really moved by Tan Wenjie's loyalty.
"The game has begun!" came the voice of Ghost King Da.
The next moment, Tiancan appeared next to Gui Wangda, concentrating on watching the beauty on TV and forgetting the "loyal" Tan Wenjie.
Take digestive tablets.
Tan Wenjie stuffed another digestive tablet into his mouth, and his experience increased rapidly.
It is known that the celestial silkworm lives for hundreds of years. If the silkworms on Tiancan reproduce freely, can those silkworms really continue to listen to the celestial silkworm after hundreds of years?
Or maybe the silkworm has eaten ginseng, and after wrapping itself in silk, it can live hundreds more years.
When Tiancan's small jar was opened just now, Tan Wenjie saw the huge Queen Silkworm inside, which was as thick as a wrist. It was very likely that all the magic of the Heavenly Silkworm was in the Queen Silkworm.
I have to get the queen silkworm, but not to eat it myself, but to take it back and let the doctor help with research.
"Hahaha!" X3
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Those who are seduced by beauty are purely weaklings, but I am different.
[Optional Mission 2: Heavenly Damage]
[Defeat Tiancan and get rewards: 50000 experience points, 1500 magic coins]
Come on, Chu Renmei!
A cold atmosphere filled the room as Chu Renmei appeared, and she walked towards Tiancan step by step.
"What kind of demon or monster dares to act so presumptuously in front of me!"
Tiancan suddenly stood up and kicked out.
"Heaven's broken legs!"
It was the first time that Tan Wenjie saw the Tiancan Foot. Energy overflowed from Tiancan's body and almost condensed into substance, transforming into an extremely huge foot made of energy, filling the entire room.
Before he could kick, the violent and domineering energy came towards Tan Wenjie like densely packed hammers, hitting his body with a series of ping-pong sounds.
There was a sudden violent explosion on the 18th floor of the building.
The fire overflowed.
Tan Wenjie reacted quickly and rushed to the window. Gui Wangda and the eldest senior brother also reacted quickly and jumped out at the same time.
"boom!"
The heat wave from the explosion came from behind, pushing the three people out of the 18th floor, and then the hot fire wave chased them across more than ten meters.
An extremely huge energy foot is across the sky.
Tan Wenjie reacted quickly, adjusted his body in the air, and landed on the air conditioner outdoor unit, squatting like a leopard cat.
"Is this martial arts? Or is it cultivation under the name of martial arts?"
He felt that Gui Wangda’s previous evaluation was still too conservative.
This battle is not suitable for Chu Renmei. Let's take a rest first. Martial arts can be used to fight ghosts, and ghosts have no temper.
As for the mission to defeat Tiancan?
Tan Wenjie chuckled. How dare a mere cheater tell him what to do? He didn't accept the task not because he was afraid, but because he was not interested in such a small reward.
After truly witnessing Tiancan's explosive power, Tan Wenjie and the other two stayed put after landing.
"Just now I felt that something very troublesome appeared." Tian Can landed on the ground, very relieved.
Easy, meaning he might not have used his full strength.
"The place where we live is destroyed. Let's move to another place."
They moved to another place and when they passed by a hamburger restaurant, Tiancan's gluttony came back, so he took his eldest brother to order some Hero Burgers.
After what happened before, and after Tiancan showed his extremely terrifying strength, the eldest senior brother changed his attitude.
If a martial arts learner wants to make further progress, besides competing with stronger opponents, he can also find a famous teacher. Tiancan is definitely qualified to be a teacher.
"Stupid, if Tiancan really can accept a disciple, would I give up the opportunity to Baibai Archer?"
Ghost King Da was complaining about his senior brother when he suddenly noticed that Tan Wenjie winked at him.
"what happened?"
"No, my right eyelid is twitching. It's probably because I didn't get enough rest yesterday."
"Jump right eye jump Choi disaster."
"Feudal superstition!"
Tan Wenjie made a hand gesture and simply told himself his fortune. It shouldn't be a big deal. It couldn't be that someone was trying to cast a curse on him.
He looked at Gui Wangda with disdain again: "Feudal superstition!"
(End of this chapter)