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Kyosuke grabbed Eriri's little hand, and the moment he held it, he had no intention of letting go.
Because he felt like he was about to pee himself with fear.
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"How shameless! They actually do such a thing openly!"
A few meters away from Kyousuke and Eriri, Masashi was looking at the two people who were huddled together with a high-end thermal imaging device (sponsored by Merlin). In order to prevent the two from discovering her whereabouts, she deliberately did not light the lantern.
"Well... this place isn't really a public place, is it? I don't think anyone can see them except you and them. Can't we just enjoy the tour itself? There's no point in being a stalker like this!"
Bedivere, who was captured by Mash as a soldier, followed behind her and whispered with embarrassment.
However, Eriri completely ignored Bedivere's words, and she angrily observed Kyousuke and Eriri. In her view, the distance between Kyousuke and Eriri at this time could be described as "sticky".
"Humph, this girl seems to be trying to show off her special skills. Is this what they call doing the opposite of what one does?" Mashu temporarily took off her equipment and analyzed seriously, "She deliberately took advantage of the senior's fear of ghosts, and then pretended to be quite reliable in front of him to gain his trust. In this way, according to the suspension bridge theory, she can make the senior feel dependent on her or even like her. It turns out that this woman, Sawamura Spencer Eriri, should not be underestimated."
"You know what? Even if you tell her her full name, it won't make your perverted behavior look any cooler."
However, Mashu ignored Bedivere's complaints. After seeing the two little red men in the picture start to move forward again, she quickly called Bedivere to follow her.
"Let's go, or we'll lose you."
Seeing Mashu so enthusiastically doing the tailing work, Bedivere couldn't help but sigh: "What bad luck, I just wanted to enjoy a haunted house trip, why did it turn out like this? If I had known, I might as well dress up as a woman and follow Gawain in to play."
"Ok?"
Bedivere shuddered for no apparent reason after taking only two steps, which made him feel like he was being watched. So the alert Bedivere quickly looked around to find the stalker, but without the high-tech (or magical) equipment like Mashu, he could only see a dark area and could not tell who was following him.
Bedivere looked behind him in confusion, "Is this an illusion?"
"What are you doing! Let's go, or we'll lose you."
Mashu grabbed Bedivere's shoulders and took him away from here. She didn't even turn her head because she was afraid that Kyosuke would disappear from her sight.
"Don't pull me..."
Lancelot waited until the two men walked away before crawling out from a corner.
"It was so dangerous, I was almost discovered."
"I said, do you have to do this?"
Gao Wen was banging his head against the wall again and again. He felt like he wanted to die.
"What do you know! I have to keep a close eye on Bedivere and prevent him from making any mistakes."
"I don't think Bedivere is that kind of person."
“Bullshit! There is no one in this world who can resist Mashu’s cuteness! As long as he spends enough time with Mashu, he will definitely be attracted to her! And then he might stretch out his evil hands towards Mashu... No, I will never allow anyone to do that!!”
"I think you're the only one who would do that! You're the only one besides Kyosuke who has the lowest resistance to Mashu. Kyosuke can still find other girls to relieve his sexual desire, but you're the one most likely to attack Mashu!"
Gawain couldn't help feeling a headache when he saw the emotional Lancelot.
How should he explain it when he gets back? He knows that the two of them left "evidence of a crime", and Merlin will never let go of such a good opportunity to control himself.
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Go back a few minutes.
"Oh, it hurts! Bedivere, are you crazy?"
Lancelot covered his bleeding nose which was hit by Bedivere and looked at the attacker with a confused look on his face.
Bedivere refuted Lancelot with a righteous look on his face: "You shouldn't slander the king's reputation. Is this how you serve as a minister?"
"No, I don't think this is slandering her at all. Or maybe she actually wants us to do this in her heart." Lancelot began to preach his twisted theory again, "In this way, she can package herself as a pitiful victim in front of Kyosuke and win his sympathy."
"That's enough. Stop playing around. Tell me where those two people are?"
Facing Matthew's question, Lancelot pointed to the team that had already started checking tickets and replied in a muffled voice, "Over there, they are preparing to participate in the haunted house adventure."
"A couple's haunted house?"
Mashu's eyes were obviously much better than those of the three grown boys in front of her.
"Damn it, I should have brought Merlin here."
From the male-female queue combination and the name of the couple haunted house, Mashu immediately concluded that she was lacking a male companion.
"It's okay, Mash."
Generally speaking, Lancelot's brain works very quickly when it comes to things related to Mashu. He quickly thought of a solution that he thought would have the best of both worlds. "Dad, I can pretend to be a couple with you. Anyway, the three of us are worried about how to divide the teams. After you and dad are in one team, Gawain and the other two will have no problem. Anyway, Bedivere doesn't mind dressing up as a woman one more time."
"No, I'll have nightmares if I pretend to be a couple with you."
Mashu did not hesitate for a second. She rejected his proposal with disgust the moment Lancelot finished speaking.
"why is it like this..."
With a "click", Mashu's unhesitating rejection directly shattered Lancelot's fragile glass heart.
"Hmm...wanna pretend to be a couple?"
Mashu didn't care about her father's graying state. He was like an indestructible cockroach and would recover in a short time. However, Lancelot's proposal gave Mashu some different ideas. She hesitated between Gawain and Bedivere, and finally chose Bedivere because of Gawain's previous black history of helping Scathach.
"Excuse me, Bedivere. Could you please do me a favor?"
"Oh well."
Although Bedivere himself didn't mind wearing women's clothes to attend activities that interested him (after all, he had been tricked by Lily into wearing women's clothes more than once in Camelot), he still hoped not to wear a skirt if possible, as the feeling of wind blowing through his crotch was really uncomfortable.
"Wait! Mashu! You can't choose Bedi--"
"You don't need to meddle in my business. And please don't follow me. It's disgusting."
Lancelot wanted to stop Matthew, but Matthew didn't give him any chance to explain.
"Hey, Gawain. Why do girls grow up so fast? She was a little girl who was shouting 'I love daddy the most' not long ago, but in the blink of an eye she has become a rebellious girl like now."
"Although I feel very sympathetic towards your situation, please don't add those false memories. Mashu has never liked you! Those so-called warm memories are all made up by your stupid father!"
Gawain stabbed Lancelot in the back without mercy.
"Of course not! I will never allow Mashu to be touched by other men!"
Apparently, the Round Table family had a genetic tendency to disobey others, and Lancelot did not listen to a single word of Gawain's words. After a short period of contemplation, Lancelot suddenly became excited, and his eyes were instantly filled with the flame of fighting spirit.
"Um, I have to remind you, you'd better calm down, your back is on fire."
Unfortunately, Lancelot, who had entered the rampage mode, didn't care about these details at all. After seeing Matthew pulling Bedivere into the haunted house, he dragged Gawain to the registration office.
"We're signing up for a haunted house adventure."
The black-haired girl had a subtle expression. She rejected Lancelot's request with a rather regretful tone, "I'm sorry, sir. We only accept couples."
"It's okay." Lancelot dared to say it before Gawain could stop him, "We are lovers."
"What?!" The girl immediately became very excited, "That's no problem, I wish you a happy time!"
"That's really great, Gawain."
Lancelot filled in his information in the registration book with a happy look on his face.
"This is not great at all!!"
PS: Today is the first update, but it is a 4k chapter. By the way, I don't know why, but I always feel that I have awakened some bad interests recently. _(:з」∠)_
Chapter 29: Gawain: What is it like to be intimate with a camel in the dark [Two in One]
Gawain was annoyed when he thought that his and Lancelot's names would be recorded in the tourist register as a couple as evidence. The omnipresent Merlin would never miss this opportunity to make fun of him and Lancelot. He felt that he would become the object of ridicule in Camelot for a while.
"You damn camel! Can't you change your appearance before registering?! Don't you know how to disguise yourself? It won't take long to register as a girl!"
Thinking of this, Gawain couldn't help but hit the purple-haired gay in front of him hard on the head with his hand.
"Sorry, I forgot."
"Go to hell! You idiot who only has his daughter in his mind!"
Looking at Lancelot scratching his head with an innocent look on his face, Gawain wanted to take the trash can next to him and turn it upside down on this guy's head.
"Listen, if anyone talks about us, you have to explain yourself! Also, what if Merlin—"
"Hush, keep your voice down. Move forward."
Lancelot signaled Gawain to keep quiet so as not to be discovered by Mash, and then he continued to crawl forward.
Gawain, who was very dissatisfied with Lancelot, had no intention of keeping it a secret, or rather, it didn't matter whether it was a secret or not. So someone walked out openly, but Gawain was dragged to the ground by Lancelot as soon as he took a step.
"I say you--"
Lancelot covered Gawain's mouth before he could finish his words.
"Shh—be careful! That girl has a thermal imaging device in her hand. It's too easy for her to find you standing. You have to crawl forward like me."
Gawain immediately pulled away Lancelot's hand that was covering his body. He glared at the camel that was driving him crazy, and there seemed to be sparks of electricity in his eyes. "What does it have to do with me if you want to keep it a secret? In the final analysis, what sin did I commit in my previous life that I have to suffer this kind of punishment with you?"
"Yes, if Mashu found me, I would at most be beaten or not allowed to eat at night. I'm used to this kind of thing." Lancelot had a sly smile on his face. "But what will happen if you are discovered? You and Mashu have already had a very unhappy quarrel because of the purple-haired old woman, right? Maybe she will starve you for three days and three nights, and then ask you to be naked and covered with honey and thrown to a hungry bear."
"Are you going to let us decide between the two of us who will be the dinner host? I choose negotiation." Gawain sneered twice, "I don't think the kind-hearted Mashu would do that."
"First of all, I don't deny that my Mashu-chan is a kind-hearted little angel, but I want to remind you that her temper has been getting more and more violent recently. Have you forgotten why Blind Cui couldn't come to the Wufeng Festival with the three of us?"
"..."
Gawain's expression turned ugly, but he finally had to admit that what Lancelot said made some sense. "Okay, then we should be careful. But let me make it clear first, if things develop to the worst, I will definitely use you as bait to throw to Matthew in order to protect myself."
Lancelot rolled his eyes twice, then he said calmly: "No problem, but I will do the same thing when the time comes."
"Then it depends on who has the faster hand speed."
"Don't worry, I've been single longer than you in this world."
Lancelot smiled broadly at Gawain, and then continued to crawl forward. Gawain could only helplessly follow behind Lancelot. It was not that he had not thought about leaving Lancelot behind, but the two groups of people in front of him were people he really didn't want to meet (Kyosuke and Mashu's groups), and waiting for Lancelot to leave first made him feel that he was shorter than this purple-haired idiot (even though Lancelot was indeed higher than Gawain in altitude), so in the end Gawain could only move forward with this dead camel with the mood of visiting a grave.
However, it is impossible to make Gawain listen to his mortal enemy so obediently. It would be better for him to marry Bedivere as his wife.
"I, the great [Knight of the White Horse] Gawain, had to crawl in the dark today, and the reason was only because one of my dear colleagues, [Knight of the Lake] Mr. Lancelot, believed that another colleague of mine, [One-armed General] Bedivere, would plot against his daughter, Miss Mash Kyrielight. So I had to follow him and lower my body, moving slowly on this unbelievably soft ground, with stones used as props at my feet..."
Gawain deliberately lowered his voice and muttered in a very decadent tone. He controlled the volume very well so that only people within 2 meters of him could hear his words - that is to say, he was purely trying to harass Lancelot alone.
"That's enough! Shut up and stop talking nonsense." Lancelot, who was upset by Gawain's words, stopped twisting his body. He turned around and complained to Gawain in a low voice, "You don't know how meaningful what we are doing is!"