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"If you want to control your daughter, don't make other excuses."
Gawain pouted at Lancelot with disdain.
Our upright Knight of the Lake said that he was not that superficial. "You don't understand at all! You have to know that children are the masters of the future world. Mashu is the future of our Knights of the Round Table. Only by letting her grow up healthy and pure, will there be hope for our Knights of the Round Table! So I absolutely cannot let Mashu be defiled by Bedivere, a wild boy. I will never allow it!"
But your precious daughter has already been defiled by Kyousuke. Although it was only the lips, who knows if they went further in private.
Gawain did not say this sentence in the end, for he was afraid that Lancelot would not be able to bear the blow and die suddenly.
"Huh? What?"
As Gawain continued to move forward, he felt as if his hand had touched a protruding object. Driven by curiosity, he reached out and pulled the object in front of him to take a closer look.
With the help of the light that was so weak that it was almost negligible, Gao Gao looked carefully for a long time before he could see clearly what he was holding in his hand.
This is a bloody skull. Although the blood has long dried up, the two lifeless holes where the eyes should be tell of the unwillingness of the skull.
"what……!!"
Fortunately, Lancelot turned around and covered Gawain's mouth in time to prevent him from screaming.
"You idiot, have you been possessed by Kyosuke? You're actually afraid of this kind of thing! Haven't you seen enough of this kind of thing when you were on the battlefield before?"
"Sorry, I was startled by this thing coming out of nowhere."
Gawain looked at the entire skeleton in his hand with lingering fear. Although it was better than at the beginning, he still felt that this thing was creepy.
Lancelot, who was annoyed to death just now, of course, would not miss this good opportunity to belittle Gawain. "So you are really useless, a guy who is impotent without the sun! Back then, you were so scared that you couldn't move on the battlefield. If it weren't for the queen..."
"It has nothing to do with me. There is something wrong with this item. There are runes on this skull item."
After searching the entire skull, Gawain finally found a small scratch on the inside.
"Stop making excuses for me! I'm telling you... wait a minute, let me see!"
Lancelot suddenly reached out and tried to take the head from Gawain's hand.
"Wait, don't be impatient. I haven't finished reading it yet!"
Seeing Lancelot approaching, Gawain quickly pulled the thing in his hand away so that he couldn't reach it. But Lancelot on the other side was not to be outdone. He pressed his whole body against Gawain, clamped his legs around his waist to prevent him from moving, and then gently tickled his armpits with his hands.
"Give me the stuff quickly."
"Haha...you kid...haha...this is...haha...cheating...haha..."
Gawain laughed until he lost his strength after being tickled, and Lancelot's upper body passed over and fell to the ground. Gawain finally got the skull. Just as Lancelot was about to take a closer look at his trophy, he suddenly felt someone standing in front of him.
"Puff?"
"Huh?"*2
The other party made a sound like a small animal. Hearing the other party's call, Lancelot and Gawain immediately looked up and found that there was a person, or a child? standing in front of them, who was wrapped tightly in a white cloth (sheet?).
Neither Gawain nor Lancelot were quite sure about this, because although the man should be a child judging by his height, the short dark hair on his thighs exposed under the white cloth showed that he was already an adult.
"Pfft?"(?ω?)ノ
The other party's bright eyes, revealed through the two holes in the white cloth, were greeting Gawain and Lancelot - the two big men who were entangled together on the ground. The other party seemed to be wondering what they were doing lying on the ground.
After finally seeing the true form of this man or creature clearly, Gawain and Lancelot discovered that they both knew it. This little guy with only his eyes and legs exposed was the ancient Egyptian god - Medjed.
"Puchi!"
At the same time that Gawain and the others recognized each other, the little Medjay also obviously recognized the two male creatures lying on the ground. It seemed that the overly passionate posture of the two men made the young Medjay feel very uneasy, and after recognizing them, Medjay swayed from side to side in panic.
"hello."
Seeing that the other party was a little uneasy, Gawain tried to comfort it.
"Pfft?"[?ヘ??]
Medjed timidly moved in front of Gawain and uttered a confused cry.
Lancelot leaned over to Gawain's ear and whispered, "Hey, what is this guy talking about?"
"I'm not Nito's dark-skinned woman who wraps herself in the sheets for no reason. How should I know what this guy is talking about? Maybe he's asking if our hearts are delicious?"
When Gawain thought of the rumor that the other party liked to eat human hearts (Nito: That's really just a rumor!), he felt a little guilty.
"What's the matter with you?"
Seeing that Medjay was about to get close to his face, Gawain asked with a guilty conscience.
"Puff?" ('◇')?
Seeing Medjed tilting his head with a confused look, Gawain thought that the other party had not recognized him yet, "Yes, we are Gawain and Lancelot."
Gawain explained to Medjed while changing his mind and pointing his finger at himself and Lancelot, nodding vigorously.
"Puff! Puff?" (?ω? ) ~?
Medjay, who had been very calm, suddenly became very excited. He began to jump around the two of them and made cheerful noises.
"What is this little thing doing? Exercise before meals?"
"How would I know!"
"Puff~"/(//o/ω/o//)/
"Um...is this for us?"
After the other party stopped jumping, Gawain saw that the white magical creature in front of him found a red rose from somewhere and placed it in front of himself and Lancelot.
“Puchi! (Nods vigorously)” (*////▽////*)
"Wait a minute, are you mistaken somewhere?"
After finally realizing that his relationship seemed to be misunderstood by Medjay, Gawain hurriedly tried to explain why the two of them were lying here, but the little thing had already jumped away.
"Puff! Puff!" -=≡ヘ(*?ω?)ノ
"Wait a minute! Don't go! Stop!"
Gawain hurriedly tried to get up and grab the small thing, but was tripped by Lancelot's leg on his stomach.
"Get off me, damn camel!"
"Don't worry! I'm stuck here too!"
The two people who wanted to get up as quickly as possible found that their bodies were in a knot.
Gawain pushed Lancelot hard and wailed, "What a joke! If Nito knew about this, it would be more than just a joke! Hurry up and get up!"
If Merlin knew about it, it could only be considered an internal conflict of Camelot, then letting Nito spread the news would be a complete external conflict. The former would only mean that Merlin would extort a small sum of money and at most the other Knights of the Round Table would just laugh at him for two days, while the latter would make Camelot lose face in the entire circle.
You know, in order to dispel other people's stereotypes about gay England, his boss swore to everyone that all his Knights of the Round Table were straight men - although Bedivere liked women's clothing, he still liked girls. If this mess between him and Lancelot was exposed, his boss would definitely tie them up and drag them behind the motorcycle called "East Starion" and parade them all over Japan.
Gao Wen felt that Lily would definitely be able to do such a thing.
"Huh! Finally solved it."
Finally, after 3 minutes, Gawain pulled his legs out from Lancelot's armpits - this was the last part of their entanglement, and both of them had to be careful no matter what. The most important thing now was to catch that little thing as soon as possible.
However, that little thing Medjed ran away so fast that Gawain and the other man ran forward for a long time without seeing it.
Of course, what made Gawain feel even worse was that, because the two of them were in such a state of anxiety, they had no sense of confidentiality at all, so they were immediately discovered by Mash and Bedivere.
"Why are you two here?! Didn't I tell you not to follow me?!"
Mash put her hands on her hips and looked angrily at Gawain and Lancelot, who were sweating profusely.
However, Lancelot's attention was completely focused on Mash's hand, "Mash! Where did the rose in your hand come from?!"
Mash turned the rose in her hand and said, "This? Bedivere gave it to me."
Bedivere saw that Lancelot looked unhappy, so he quickly explained to him: "Just now, Medjed put a rose in front of us and left. It seems that this is an activity organized by Nito to give flowers to couples passing by... Um, Lancelot? Are you okay?"
Realizing that the atmosphere was not right, Bedivere began to slowly retreat away from Lancelot.
Unfortunately, it's too late.
A black aura like flames came out of Lancelot's body, his eyes turned blood red with a fierce light, and his original casual clothes turned into black and purple armor at some point.
"Arrrrrrrthur!!!!!"
"You've got the wrong person!!"
PS: Today is October 10th, Lolita Day. Are there any Lolita girls coming to celebrate with Mi-chan? ( o ωo )?
Chapter 30 Medjed: Poof! (Lord Medjed makes a grand appearance)!
Lord Medjay was not having a happy day today, and was even a little angry.
Just a few days ago, Master Medjade's favorite believer, Little Nito, suddenly came to help Master Medjade. She asked Master Medjade to participate in an event called "Wushu Festival". Little Nito said that her class was going to hold a haunted house event in the "Wushu Festival". If Master Medjade, as a god, could condescend to join this project, it would definitely shine.
So the great Lord Medjay followed the advice of Little Nito and came to the haunted house to play the role of the little Cupid who gave roses to lovers (Nito's original words). Although Lord Medjay was somewhat skeptical about this arrangement, seeing that Little Nito was so sincere (plus the lap pillow service that Medjay was addicted to), Lord Medjay still agreed to her small request. Because Lord Medjay is a tolerant and kind god, he will definitely respond to the requests of devout believers.
But for some reason (actually it was because Medjed's attire was too fitting for the haunted house), every time Lord Medjed showed up, the couples in front of him would turn around and leave without saying a word. There were even a few timid and stupid couples who sprinted away while shouting "Ghost!"
This is really disrespectful! You are so disrespectful!! Phew!
How could the lovely Lord Medjed be such a low-level thing? That inferior spirit was not even a hair inferior to Lord Medjed's favorite little Nito. These ignorant humans actually compared the great Lord Medjed to an inferior ghost, which was simply disrespectful to God.
However, the reality is that the number of roses Lord Medjed gave out today was very few, or to put it simply, not a single rose was given out.
This made Lord Medjed very depressed, and even the leg hair that Lord Medjed was most confident of began to shrink.
As Lord Osiris's number one thug (so he calls himself), it would be unacceptable if Lord Medjed had only 0 performance today. He would definitely be ridiculed by the other guys when he returns home today.
In order to save his face as a god, the magnanimous Lord Medjed was prepared to lower himself and show his great, friendly side to those ignorant humans.
For example, Lord Medjed found a place with floor lamps to show himself, so that those humans could see his majestic figure more clearly; another example was that he sang cheerful songs in a quiet place without any sound-generating equipment to attract curious people. Although humans could only hear the "puff" sound of Lord Medjed, the happy mood in the music could definitely be conveyed; and in order to let these humans understand his power, Lord Medjed deliberately used his exposed eyes to shoot rays (the lowest power version) in front of those tourists, allowing them to feel Lord Medjed's power most intuitively.
But all of Lord Medjed's efforts were completely ineffective - unless you count the fact that the tourists ran even faster after seeing those methods, a speed that even Lord Medjed himself was ashamed of, and was comparable to the Hong Kong reporter he had heard about from Nito.
These disrespectful guys should just give us their hearts!
If little Nito had not repeatedly warned us not to attack those timid couples directly, Lord Medjay would have planned to eat them as lunch.
But considering the wonderful lap pillow that little Nito had at noon, the great Lord Medjede will not let you guys go for the time being!
Fortunately, it turned out that Lord Osiris did not completely abandon Lord Medjay. After many failures, Lord Medjay finally met two people he knew - a blond boy and a purple-haired man from England. They were the subordinates of the famous busty woman on horseback (Nito's language). Lord Medjay had seen them before when he followed little Nito to attend banquets (ceng).
Although Master Medjede was a little surprised that the couple in front of him was not a usual male-female pair but a male-male pair, there was no problem. As Nito often said after reading the comics, "As long as there is love, gender is not a problem at all." Moreover, in order to avoid any mistakes, the great Master Medjede also confirmed it with the man named Gawain.