Chapter 348: The kindness of sending paper to the bush, I will never forget it

Chapter 348: The kindness of sending paper to the bush, I will never forget it

Chapter 348: The kindness of sending paper to the bush, I will never forget it

Tan Wenjie stays with Yan Chixia all day long. The bearded man says that he can survive on simple meals, but he is a typical carnivore. He eats chicken and fish every day but never eats a single vegetable. Cui Hongjian, who eats with him for free, has become fatter recently.

But this way of eating is not suitable for Tan Wenjie. He just wants to eat some light and refreshing side dishes.

There happened to be a town at the bottom of the mountain. The people there lived a quite wealthy life, which could be seen from the fact that beggars were rarely seen.

His gaze suddenly turned and fell on the treetops in the distance.

A golden bird was pretending to be a passerby on a branch. A bird nearby came over to chat, but the bird arrogantly kicked the other bird off the branch.

Thumping!
The kicked bird flapped its wings and flew away.

You pretended well, don't pretend next time.

The hotel street in the town was crowded with people and many drunks were staggering.

A wealthy woman with a pretty little girl blocked the way, swinging a handkerchief that smelled so strongly of rouge that it stank.

It was too familiar. He had been to similar places many times after traveling through time. The Baiyulou in Renjia Town was converted from such a store. There were people in the same industry as Xiaoqian, both very professional software hardening technicians. However, they only wanted money and did not kill people.

The blush on her face trembles when she laughs.

Tan Wenjie strongly suspected that the other party was dressed like this on purpose to highlight the beauty of the girl next to him.

In his eyes, the girl who only scored 7 points directly broke through to 8 points with the contrast of the woman.

This was probably how Tang Bohu felt when he saw Qiuxiang. He was too embarrassed to let his eyes fall on a woman, so he could only look at the beautiful girl next to him to relieve his boredom.

The beautiful girl covered her mouth and chuckled when she was looked at. It was a commercial smile, a bit deliberate.

"Hey, sir, you haven't been here for a while."

"Me? This is my first time."

"Oh, look at my memory. I will definitely find a good girl to accompany you so that you will want to come again after the first time."

"That depends on the technology on your side."

"I'm sure you'll be satisfied."

Tan Wenjie followed the woman into the restaurant.

"Chirp!" The golden bird on the tree chirped and grumbled at Tan Wenjie's figure in anger.

Another bird flew over and came close to it.

There was a hint of demonic aura coming from the golden bird.

Crackling, a flock of birds fell from the branches like dumplings.

The golden bird flapped its wings and flew to the window of the restaurant, continuing to stare.

The style inside the restaurant tends to be that of a regular shop.

Oh no, I encountered a fake regular technician shop. This kind of shop is the most hateful. They are obviously doing regular business but they always make some hints, maliciously stimulate people to consume, and arouse people's imagination.

"The food is good." Tan Wenjie couldn't help but pat his thigh after eating the delicious food.

The girl who was in charge of picking up the dishes blushed.

You pat your thigh three times after eating a bite. It's swollen. Or you can change your leg and pat it. She has obsessive-compulsive disorder and wants to be symmetrical.

The girl holding the wine jug and pouring wine has a maximum appearance score of 6 points, but considering the bonus of the upper body, Tan Wenjie can give her 7.5 points.

There is also one with the highest appearance, who is responsible for providing emotional value and is also a wine tout.

"Cough cough!"

When Tan Wenjie heard the voice, he looked up at the drunk man who stood up in front of him.

"Everyone, drink as much as you want. Today's bill will be charged to me, Wang. I have something to do and I'm leaving now."

Looks very familiar.

Moreover, in Tan Wenjie's eyes, this person's forehead was black and his eye sockets were black.

A black forehead means bad luck, and a black eye socket means too much washing.

With so many technicians, they neither choose to dine in nor take out. Could they be karate masters?

No one paid any attention to him. The scholar, who was given a cold face, bowed again and left with a smile as if he had received a warm response.

The restaurant's proprietress spat at his figure: "Bah, you don't have any money in your pocket, but I still put it on your account. Do you have money?"

"It's time for me to go too." Tan Wenjie stood up.

The three girls at the same table looked at him shyly. The technicians had a little rule that if they liked each other, they could take each other out for a midnight snack.

Tan Wenjie was willing to spend money. At first, they were thinking about selling alcoholic beverages, but later they completely changed their minds. It would be better for them to go out with him and take on some private jobs. They could earn a lot but would not get any commission. He was so handsome that he would definitely not be stingy.

They looked at each other anxiously, but Tan Wenjie turned and left without looking back, as if he was not the one who had patted the thigh, measured the waist width, and helped people relieve angina pectoris.

After leaving the restaurant, Tan Wenjie quickly caught up with the man and saw him bumping into a woman while drunk.

It was a little trick. Lanruo Temple Entertainment Club didn't use this trick before it went bankrupt. The man didn't fall for it at first, but after seeing clearly what the person he bumped into looked like, his attitude immediately changed.

"You!...Are you okay, girl?"

"I...I'm fine."

Are you filming a TV series here?

Also, Xiaoqian, do you have a similar face to me again?
This is the third one who looks exactly the same. According to the plot development, there will be another one in the second part and another one in the third part. I remember that Achen is still in prison. I must find time to visit him. I haven’t visited him in prison yet.

Tan Wenjie strode over and grabbed the woman's wrist. Before she could speak, he leaned in close and whispered in her ear in a low voice, "Don't make a sound, or I'll kill you!"

"Gudong!" He swallowed saliva violently.

Locked in by murderous intent, he dared not move.

"This is my concubine." Tan Wenjie said to the scholar with a smile.

"Yes, yes." The woman nodded obediently.

"Didn't I tell you to wait for me at home?"

He grabbed the other's wrist and refused to accept rejection.

The scholar watched the two people walk away and shook his head in envy: "There are such beauties in the world."

It's a pity that it's not my own.

He can think but cannot speak. He is a scholar and he also needs to save face.

Tan Wenjie took the woman to a random abandoned house.

There are innumerable wars, famines, banditry, demons, etc. Life in this world is extremely difficult. People die every day, and there are uninhabited houses everywhere.

You can live anywhere like Yan Chixia and the other two, but be careful that you may encounter zombies or evil spirits. Even if you have the courage to live there, you may not be able to see the sunrise the next day.

Raising his sleeves to fan the dust off the broken chair, Tan Wenjie sat down.

"Take it off."

No matter what the scene is, the beauty with a frightened look on her face and the arrogant man shouting to take off his clothes, it always looks like they are forcing a good woman into prostitution.

"Yes~"

The woman knew that she was exposed and had no time to disguise herself. She reached out to grab the back of her head and pulled it forward. A thin layer of human skin was pulled off, revealing the dark head underneath, as black as an unlocked character.

Painted skin!

Tan Wenjie reached out and touched the painted skin.

"Forget it, you should put it on."

"Name."

"what?"

The atmosphere suddenly changed, and the female ghost had not yet reacted.

"Name." He asked again.

"You Feng."

"age."

"18 is old."

He must be 18 years and a few hundred months old. "Why did you come to the mortal world to kidnap a pretty boy?"

"I didn't mean to harm anyone. I was persecuted by the Yin-Yang Master and had to flee to the world of the living. I wanted to find someone to help me."

"You go on."

You Feng explained: "You are often in the world of the living and you may not know that a big thing has happened in our underworld."

Don't make that expression with Xiaoqian's face. Tan Wenjie felt as if he had arrived at the entrance of the village. It would feel so right if You Feng grabbed a handful of melon seeds and whispered gossip in his ear.

"What's the big deal?" Tan Wenjie asked calmly.

"The Black Mountain Old Demon in the underworld was injured and had to lie dormant for a hundred years. I heard that an Arhat, a Thunder General, and a Sword Immortal came from the sky and severely injured the Black Mountain Old Demon."

Did you combine the version of the story from the tree demon grandma's side? Luohan and Lei humbly acknowledged him, but can Yan Chixia be considered a sword immortal? At most, he is a sword immortal who doesn't take a bath.

"go on."

"Some big shots in the Yin-Yang world want to get a piece of the pie in the underworld. The Yin-Yang Dharma King has emerged as a new force and intends to dominate the Yin-Yang world." You Feng was in a low mood. "He has a clear water pot. If you enter it, you will turn into thick soup. I was punished by the Yin-Yang Dharma King to enter the clear water pot. I didn't want to be scattered, so I had to escape to the world of the living. Fortunately, the order in the Yin-Yang world was chaotic, so the little ghost was able to run up successfully."

"Is that clear water pot a magic weapon?"

"Yes."

"What a Yin-Yang Master!" Tan Wenjie slammed the table angrily, "You actually bully the weak with your strength, Cholera Yin-Yang! I'll take care of your business!"

I have been to the Yin and Yang world so many times, but I haven't heard any news about the magic weapon. Fortunately, today I met You Feng for my bravery.

Do more good deeds!
You Feng: “Ah?”

The Yin-Yang Dharma King has never been to the world of the living, and he doesn't dare to go to the underworld. At most, he has caused cholera in the Yin-Yang world in the lawless area. Isn't this an exaggeration?

"Don't worry, I'm here to help you deal with the Yin Yang Master."

You Feng: “…”

I can't fight, and I can't escape, so it seems that I can only nod at this time.

"Thank you, Immortal."

"Do you know if there are any monsters in other places? The most important thing is that they have magic weapons." Tan Wenjie asked.

If you want to get news, you have to find the most well-informed kids. Although the sources of news are diverse and difficult to distinguish between true and false, there are really a lot of them. Qingshui pot is an unexpected surprise.

"The kid doesn't know."

You Feng glanced at Tan Wenjie cautiously, and felt that this "immortal" was a little too... eager to exorcise demons.

"If you remember, tell me." Tan Wenjie emphasized, "I can also help you to reincarnate."

"Little ghost, I really don't know."

Tan Wenjie was a little disappointed, but still nodded.

He wanted to go to the Yin-Yang Realm to ask the Yin-Yang King for his magic weapon, the Qingshui Pot. However, it would be better to call Yan Chixia with him, so that the difficulty of forming a team would be greatly reduced.

But time waits for no one, so you might as well go and challenge the Yin-Yang Dharma King first.

Leave the deserted house.

"Huh, a wild horse?" Tan Wenjie was looking at a chestnut horse in surprise.

Wild, but with a halter and no tether.

It means that it is ownerless.

He hates waste the most.

"Hiss, it stinks." Someone was talking in the grass nearby with a rustling sound.

Tan Wenjie winked at You Feng, and the other party parted the bushes, revealing a very familiar face.

Kim McGee.

The man was working hard while biting a piece of straw paper, but was suddenly interrupted and his body felt like it was acupunctured.

Oh no, it’s broken.

"There's a demon!" He spat out the straw paper in his mouth and quickly drew a talisman on his palm.

"Certainly!"

You Feng was fixed in place.

"Hmph, I told you my shit couldn't be that smelly. Wait till I wipe it and then I'll deal with you!" He proudly reached out to grab his mouth.

"Where's my paper?!!"

There was no more straw paper, so I had no choice but to use wild grass to wipe it, but there was only Humulus sphaerocephalus nearby, commonly known as Lala vine, which had densely packed tiny barbs on its stems and leaves.

A stack of toilet paper was brought to him. He looked up at the face with a gentle smile and tears filled his eyes.

After a while.

The man pulled up his trousers and stood up from the bushes.

"I am a young monk from Kunlun Mountain. Thank you for sending me the paper from the bush. I will never forget it!" He looked at the reins that Tan Wenjie was holding and slapped his head. "I actually forgot to tie the horse. Fortunately, you helped me, otherwise I would have suffered a great loss."

"You're welcome."

Tan Wenjie returned the reins to the other party.

"My name is Tan Wenjie, a monk who slays demons and monsters everywhere."

"Me too, hahaha." Zhiqiu Yiye said, "This is my first time going down the mountain after I've completed my studies. I want to slay demons and monsters along the way and uphold justice."

"Can you let her go first?" Tan Wenjie pointed at You Feng who was still immobilized and said, "She is following me."

"Okay, okay." Zhiqiu Yiye released the immobilization spell.

People who practice cultivation can easily tell whether a ghost has ever killed someone with malicious intent.

After regaining his freedom, You Feng trotted and hid behind Tan Wenjie, only sticking his head out to look at Zhiqiu Yiye cautiously.

Comparing the pressure brought to her by Tan Wenjie and Zhiqiu Yiye, she felt that she would be safe as long as she stood here.

"Fellow Daoist Zhiqiu, we still have to go to the Yin and Yang Realm, so let's say goodbye here." Tan Wenjie said with a fist salute.

"The Yin-Yang Realm?"

Zhiqiu Yiye ran forward two steps, but was pulled back by the reins. He could only ask loudly at Tan Wenjie's figure: "What are you doing in the Yin-Yang world?"

"It's nothing, it's just that a Yin-Yang Dharma King has appeared in the Yin-Yang world and unified the Yin-Yang world. I think he is a bit arrogant, so I want to kill him when I have nothing to do." Tan Wenjie said calmly.

So cool!

Zhiqiu Yiye loosened the reins and rubbed his hands: "Can you take me with you? I came down the mountain to subdue demons and monsters!"

He drew his sword and chopped at the weeds around him, forcing them to bow their heads.

"I know magic, and I'm pretty good with the sword."

After showing it off, Zhiqiu Yiye sent an application to form a team.

The little eyes kept blinking.

Tan Wenjie tilted his head and signaled: "Let's go, I'm in a hurry."

He was already familiar with the Yin and Yang world, and Zhiqiu Yiye, who was following beside him, looked around with great curiosity.

"Fellow Daoist Tan, do you often go to the Yin-Yang Realm?"

The doubts in my heart could no longer be suppressed.

"Yeah." Tan Wenjie said casually, "We just killed a ghost king a while ago."

Seeing Zhiqiu Yiye's admiring eyes, Tan Wenjie shook his head and said, "Keep a low profile, it's just an insignificant thing. Would I tell you that I killed the thousand-year-old tree demon in Lanruo Temple? I wouldn't keep talking about injuring the Black Mountain Old Demon."

"Hiss!" Zhiqiu Yiye tried to open his eyes wide, hoping to express his inner feelings with his rich facial expressions.

I really met a big boss.

You Feng: “…”

She felt that the story sounded familiar. Wasn't this what she had told before? It was a bit immoral to use it to deceive the silly little monk.

(End of this chapter)