Chapter 349 No, You Are Really That Awesome
Chapter 349 No, You Are Really That Awesome
Returning to the Yin and Yang world, You Feng trembled.
In fact, she wanted to refuse, but Tan Wenjie made it clear that either she led the way to find the Yin-Yang Dharma King now, and then he would send her to reincarnate after the task was accomplished, or he would send her to reincarnate first.
As a ghost who was grateful and afraid of death, You Feng chose to lead the way.
After crossing one slope and then another, it was still a vast expanse. Tan Wenjie had been here many times and could not remember the way, but You Feng seemed to be going home. While walking, he suddenly turned, as if he had come to a fork in the road.
"It's right in front."
Sure enough, a group of ghost soldiers were seen in front of him, as well as a very simple Dharma King's throne standing on a stone platform one person high.
"How can such a small number of Yin soldiers unify the Yin and Yang world?"
The number of Yin soldiers under the Yin-Yang Dharma King's command is less than his own. Chu Renmei is a bit paranoid. She is only interested in CP and not power. Otherwise, Chu Renmei can also be the Dharma King.
"Fellow Daoist Tan, how do we start?" Zhiqiu Yiye asked excitedly, rubbing his hands.
Finally it was his turn to be in the spotlight.
"Find the Yin-Yang Master and kill him." Tan Wenjie gestured, "Don't you know how to freeze him? Freeze him! Leave the rest to me."
"I understand, leave it to me!" Zhiqiu Yiye nodded.
The plan is simple, but has a high chance of success. The battle is all about numbers.
You Feng: “…”
Can you call this a plan? It's not too late to quit now. In fact, she doesn't really want to be reincarnated. It's not impossible for her to disguise herself as a beautiful woman and find a weak scholar under the moonlight.
"It seems there is no Yin Yang Dharma King?"
Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked around. The ghost soldiers were wandering around. Their strength was average and there was no one who stood out.
"I'll go find out."
Under the shocked gazes of You Feng and Zhiqiu Yiye, he put on the ghost catcher's skin and walked towards the direction of the ghost soldiers.
"Hiss!" Zhiqiu Yiye was shocked.
"Could it be that Fellow Daoist Tan is actually a demon in human skin?"
"Is he actually in disguise?"
The man and the ghost were in perfect sync and had the same idea, but they shook their heads at the same time, saying it was impossible.
People can turn into ghosts, but I have never heard of a ghost turning into a human.
So, it must be the art of transformation.
Tan Wenjie had already walked up to a ghost soldier who was distracted and slacking off.
"Hey, brother, where is the Yin Yang Master?"
"He went to the world of the living."
The Yin soldier answered subconsciously. There was also Yin energy around him, so it did not arouse his vigilance.
"Go to the living world? What for?"
"A ghost ran away, and the Dharma King wanted to catch the ghost and put it in a pot of water to stew." When talking about gossip, the ghost soldier laughed again, "And the Dharma King also likes to find young wives in the world of the living."
"Is there anything?" Tan Wenjie was very perceptive. "Tell me in detail."
No matter what industry you are in, few people are loyal to their duties. Most people like to slack off during work hours and wait until the day after get off work.
If you can gossip about your boss during this time, the workday will pass quickly.
"You don't know this. Although the Yin Yang Dharma King has extraordinary abilities, he practices the way of Yin and Yang."
"You're talking nonsense. I don't understand."
"He can't."
“Oh~——!”
I understand this time.
"I thought he was called the Yin Yang Dharma King because this place belongs to the Yin Yang Realm."
"Then when he goes to the underworld one day, should he change his name to Yin Fa Wang?"
The ghost soldier expressed disdain for the words of the ghost next to him.
You have no judgement at all. You will be despised if you do this. I will despise you first.
"Did the Yin Yang Master say where he was going to catch the ghost?"
If my guess is correct, the person that Yin Yang wants to capture should be You Feng.
"Follow the smell. All the ghosts caught here will leave a mark."
"understood."
You can find the Yin-Yang Master by returning to the town where you met You Feng.
At this moment, the ghost soldier turned around and looked at Tan Wenjie.
"Ok?"
"What else is there?" Tan Wenjie urged.
"It's you!"
The ghost soldier recognized him at a glance.
The howl immediately attracted the attention of other ghost soldiers.
Seventy percent of the ghost soldiers present used to follow the Black Mountain Demon. Now, looking at the bastard who made them unemployed, their eyes were red.
"It's him!" Another ghost soldier shouted, "I saw him stealing ghosts from afar with a female ghost in blue clothes!"
New hatred and old hatred.
"We have a lot of ghosts, let's go!"
Although Tan Wenjie is proficient in thunder magic and has a lot of experience in slaying demons and eliminating monsters, two fists are no match for four hands, and fighting to the death here is of no use.
It would be better to wait for him to sneak over here later and then slowly sneak all the ghost soldiers into Huangshan Village.
"Fellow Daoist Tan, I'm here to help you!" Zhiqiu Yiye stepped forward.
"Stop helping, go!"
He grabbed Zhiqiu Yiye and You Feng and ran away.
……
Yangjian.
"Huff, huff..." Zhiqiu Yiye held his knees and panted heavily, "Fellow Daoist Tan, you...you...didn't you kill the thousand-year-old tree demon, the ghost king, and injure the Black Mountain Old Demon? Why are you running away?"
"I'm not afraid of one-on-one, but I'll definitely run away if it's one-on-many."
"Wait, I can't run anymore." Zhiqiu Yiye waved his hand.
"The Yin Yang Master is not far from us."
“I think I can hold on a little longer.”
Looking at Zhiqiu Yiye who was holding on with gritted teeth, Tan Wenjie was very pleased. The opponent had a fervent heart to subdue demons and monsters, but his strength was a little lacking. However, he was barely good enough to play assists.
It’s not a big problem if your teammates have no output, as long as they don’t give themselves up or get into trouble.
Considering that the Yin-Yang Dharma King was the one who became so powerful in the Yin-Yang world after all the other ghost kings fled to the underworld, Tan Wenjie felt that it should not be difficult to kill him.
If he can't win, he can just run away, which is almost like no problem. His supernatural power of movement is not to be underestimated.
When the two men and one ghost arrived in the town, they immediately noticed the restaurant shrouded in evil spirits. It happened to be the one that Tan Wenjie had visited, and he contributed the lion's share of the turnover that day.
"Is this the Yin Yang Master?"
Tan Wenjie was a little disappointed.
He came to the human world and didn't kill or set fire to anything, but he actually went to clubs.
"Fellow Daoist Tan, what should we do?" Zhiqiu Yiye asked nervously.
"Let me see how many are in there first."
Tan Wenjie releases the paper spy.
The little paper man slipped into the crack of the window, and after a while, it quietly flew back and landed in his ear, chattering non-stop. "Including the Dharma King, there are 20 in total, and they all possess people."
Zhiqiu Yiye asked enviously: "What kind of magic is this?"
"Paper spy can act as eyes and ears to investigate the enemy's situation. It is absolutely necessary for slaying demons and monsters. Want to learn it? I'll teach you."
Zhiqiu Yiye nodded, then shook his head.
Magic should not be taught to others easily.
Tan Wenjie did not force it, but worked out a detailed battle plan with Zhiqiu Yiye.
Now there is a problem.
The Yin-Yang Master occupies a human body. If you attack him, it is uncertain whether the Yin-Yang Master will die, but the possessed person will definitely die. Zhiqiu Yiye thinks that the most important thing is to force the ghost out of the human body.
"Friend Tan, do you have any good ideas?"
"Still thinking."
He is just more handsome. Don’t subconsciously put all the responsibility on handsome guys. You people with ordinary looks can also work hard.
You Feng was directly excluded.
"Hehe, actually I have a solution." Zhiqiu Yiye suddenly smiled complacently.
Under the other party's expectant gaze, Tan Wenjie asked helplessly: "What method?"
"I can evade the earth."
"Me too."
"..." Zhiqiu Yiye stared at Tan Wenjie for a long time with his resentful little eyes.
"Okay, I won't say anything. You go ahead."
"We use the Earth Escape Technique to pull people underground. If they can't get out, they will definitely abandon their bodies."
"Good idea." Tan Wenjie nodded. "You mean we need to capture those ghosts possessing people without any injuries, and drag them underground?"
"It's a bit difficult." Zhiqiu Yiye also found that the plan he proposed was a bit difficult.
"I suddenly have an idea."
"please say."
"Knock him out of the body." Tan Wenjie took out a pack of ghost-killing chocolates.
The setting freaks are the scariest.
As long as it falls into the category of "ghost", the ghost-killing chocolate will always be useful. It is produced by the system and maintains Leon's settings.
Due to its limited power, the chocolate may not be able to hurt the opponent, but it is enough to push the ghost out, and the rest is only the size of a fist.
Quantitative change leads to qualitative change. Just in case, Tan Wenjie bought a few more packs, spending 80 French francs.
"What is this?"
Zhiqiu Yiye and You Feng came over and stared at the chocolate bag curiously, totally unable to understand it.
"Is it a magical weapon?"
"Yes, it is most suitable for dealing with ghosts." Tan Wenjie nodded without further explanation. During this period of time, chocolate had not yet been introduced to China.
"You lure him out, then use it to throw at the Yin Yang Master, and then use the immobilization technique to immobilize him."
"Okay!" Zhiqiu Yiye nodded repeatedly.
"What about me?" You Feng asked carefully, successfully attracting their attention to himself.
"Look over there." Tan Wenjie pointed to the end of the alley in the distance, "There's a tree. Do you see it?"
"Yeah!" You Feng nodded.
"Hide behind and squat with your head in your hands."
You Feng obediently ran over, hid behind a tree, and squatted with his head in his hands. Then he looked up and found a familiar figure squatting in the bushes opposite.
"Master, you..."
"Shh! I'm going to attack by surprise."
"..."
You are so despicable.
Although they had known each other for a short time, You Feng had experienced being caught, being asked to take off his clothes, watching Tan Wenjie disguise himself as a ghost to trick ghosts, and now the sneak attack and ambush.
By the way, he also lied to Zhiqiu Yiye that he had killed the thousand-year-old tree demon, the ghost king, and injured the Black Mountain Demon.
Zhiqiu Yiye rushed to the door of the restaurant and shouted, "Yin Yang Master, get out!"
The sounds of revelry inside suddenly stopped, and a group of figures rushed out.
"I lost it!"
Grab a handful of chocolate chips and sprinkle them out.
The chocolate beans hit people precisely, causing them to collectively tremble, as if they had a pissing shudder.
"Oh no, it's not powerful enough." Zhiqiu Yiye was surprised that it actually worked.
It's the ghost-chasing beans that are sticky when you pinch them.
The ghost soldiers touched their bodies in confusion, some of them couldn't understand why their bodies suddenly started shaking uncontrollably.
"Little monk?" Yin Yang Dharma King walked out with his hands behind his back, "Why, is this your magic weapon?"
"Hahaha!" Zhiqiu Yiye laughed, "I was just trying it out just now. If you're brave enough, just stand there and let me try again!"
The Yin Yang Master waved his hand: "Go, catch him!"
"Shouldn't you just give it a try?" Zhiqiu Yiye turned around and ran away.
The ghost soldiers in human bodies seemed to realize that Zhiqiu Yiye did not dare to hurt them, and they chased after him relentlessly, shouting arrogantly, while the Yin-Yang Dharma King followed leisurely.
When he ran to the end of the alley, Zhiqiu Yiye glanced into the bushes.
What about people?
Turning around, only You Feng was squatting there with his head in his hands.
Zhiqiu Yiye's body suddenly sank, and a big hole appeared on the ground. The ghost soldiers who were chasing him saw something drilling quickly underground and rushed towards the Yin-Yang Dharma King.
"Oh!"
A huge hole appeared on the ground.
Zhiqiu Yiye leaped out, tearing all the bags apart, and the chocolate beans smashed all over the face of the Yin-Yang Master.
"what!!"
The body of the Yin-Yang Dharma King shook violently, and he was actually knocked out of the human body.
A chocolate bean bounced and fell into Zhiqiu Yiye's mouth.
"So sweet."
"not good!"
He reacted quickly and slapped the flying figure from mid-air.
"Certainly!"
The Yin-Yang Dharma King was suspended in the air, his body seemingly bound by countless invisible threads, unable to move.
"Oh no, I can't hold it still!" Zhiqiu Yiye shouted, "Daoyou Tan, come quickly!"
Suddenly, a loud thunder came from overhead.
You Feng, who was squatting with his head in his hands, looked up.
A golden figure wrapped in lightning and more than a dozen large roosters emitting electric light were suspended in the sky.
You Feng's shocked face.
No, you are really that awesome.
(End of this chapter)