Chapter 374 My dear, look up at the gods!
Chapter 374 My dear, look up at the gods~
"On July 23rd this year, you and Caiyi will get married." Bai Min'er's expression was calm. "What do you think, Daoist Tan?"
As a flexible and good man, Tan Wenjie knew what he should say at this time.
"I am not familiar with Miss Caiyi." Tan Wenjie showed his signature affectionate eyes.
There is a skill to whether a pair of eyes are affectionate, and the most important skill is to have a handsome face, a little bit of moisture, and a little bit of emotion.
Red eyes are a sign of basic fitness.
"You know what I'm thinking." He raised his hand and grabbed Bai Min'er's shoulder, forcing her to look him in the eye. "You said goodbye that day and never came back."
"Tan, Tan Daoyou...you are my junior sister's fiancé."
"I do not mind."
Bai Min'er was confused for a moment, it sounded as if Tan Wenjie had suffered a great injustice.
No, he did suffer a lot of injustice.
I left without saying goodbye, and he came here with Qiu Chu'nan, probably just to see me.
Now he is forced to marry Caiyi, a woman he is not familiar with. It feels really unfair.
The reason why he agreed was only because of his master's dying request. Forcing a man to marry a woman he didn't like, even though this woman had a stunning appearance, a great figure, long legs, a thin waist and was young... she would definitely be very sad!
He was so wronged.
"Fellow Daoist Tan..."
There was hesitation in his voice.
There is a play.
The woman I almost hooked up with suddenly became my sister-in-law, and the former sister-in-law became my fiancée.
The relationship between the two parties is separated by an invisible wall, and now that I hear the hesitation in her voice, it is time to take the initiative.
"The person I want to marry is you."
The brave man sounded the clarion call for an immediate attack, using drastic measures to cure a serious illness, otherwise by the time she calmed down she would be gone.
Bai Min'er's pupils shook violently.
"Ah! Senior Sister!" A scream suddenly came from outside.
"Oh no! Someone broke into the ancient tomb!"
Looking at Bai Min'er rushing out, Tan Wenjie secretly thought it was a pity.
Just now, I took advantage of her misfortune and almost captured her. Now, I let Bai Min'er escape. After she comes back and sorts out the relationship, she will definitely choose to continue hiding from me given her personality.
He came out with Bai Min'er and saw Caiyi being abducted by a woman in a black robe.
"Qi Men Flying Armor, unsheath!"
The sword box split and turned into armor that was draped over Tan Wenjie, and the Xuanyuan Sword automatically fell into his hands.
With a flash of his body, he rushed in front of the black-robed woman. With 100% speed bonus, Tan Wenjie's speed was beyond imagination. The sword pierced through the black-robed woman's arm the instant he extended it.
Relying on the brute force infused into his sharp magic weapon, he seemingly swung a sword but was actually swinging a hammer, causing a handful of blood to splatter.
The woman in black robe screamed "Ah" and slapped Tan Wenjie on the chest with her backhand.
“Bang!——” Loud noise.
Like ringing the bell in a Buddhist temple.
His body was already covered in gold lacquer. He took the blow with his body, then grabbed the colorful clothes with his backhand to use the force to move back.
The Qimen Flying Armor was broken into pieces, but fortunately the armor was made of the material of the broken sword box, so after being broken into pieces it could just be reassembled.
The palm print landed firmly on Tan Wenjie's chest, a pitch-black print emitting black air.
"Millennium Evil Queen?"
It turned out that his own bad luck had brought her upon himself.
Xie Ji looked at her shoulder, then at Tan Wenjie's merit wheel, and her expression became serious.
"Hand over the Seven Star Witch."
"If you ask me to hand it in, I will. Wouldn't that be embarrassing for me?"
"Okay, in that case I'm going to massacre the Microwave Sect!"
"A bloodbath? You said that, anyone who can't do that is a puppy."
Tan Wenjie raised his foot and stomped the ground, "Please respectfully invite Guanyin Bodhisattva to come!"
Golden light shone from his body, and his magical power became stronger and stronger.
"Humph!"
Xie Ji snorted coldly and turned around and fled without any further delay.
"Want to run?" Tan Wenjie shouted, but his legs didn't move, "Stay here!"
Just when he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Caiyi rushed out with a sword in his hand.
Tan Wenjie was startled and quickly reached out to pull Caiyi back.
"You're not..." She turned her head and found that Tan Wenjie's face was pale.
"Are you hurt?" Caiyi asked in panic.
"Are you okay?" Bai Min'er also hurried over.
Tan Wenjie and Xie Ji fought so quickly that the fight was over before she could react. She didn't expect that Tan Wenjie would be injured after just a quick fight.
"It's just a minor injury." Tan Wenjie waved his hand.
Everyone who knows him knows that he hates to use torture the most and has always despised the act of taking advantage of sympathy, so they insisted that it was a minor injury.
"Puff" he spat out a mouthful of blood.
Although both belong to the "thousand-year" era, the Millennium Evil Lady and the Millennium Tree Demon are of different levels. There are no gods in the world of "A Chinese Ghost Story" and most of the people who practice Taoism are sorcerers. Although there are many big monsters, most of them are wild monsters without any inheritance.
But it is different in this world. The one fighting against Xie Ji is the eminent monk Lian Sheng, who is an arhat who has attained enlightenment. The referee is a certain bodhisattva. Xie Ji, who has the lowest combat power among them, is also a top master that this group of mortal monks cannot deal with.
However, the other party was very cautious and was actually scared away by Tan Wenjie pretending to be a Bodhisattva. It seemed that the scene hundreds of years ago left a great harm to her young heart.
The reason why he could pretend to be so convincing was thanks to the centipede demon. Tan Wenjie learned a lot from the demon.
"You, you asked Guanyin Bodhisattva to possess you?" Caiyi's eyes turned red.
"Is it so easy to invite Guanyin Bodhisattva? Of course I lied to her."
"Don't force yourself if you don't have the ability." Caiyi said something but meant it. She seemed to be complaining but was actually worried.
No one can resist a hero saving a beautiful girl.
"Take the medicine quickly." Bai Min'er urged, taking out the porcelain bottle and putting it to Tan Wenjie's mouth.
Looking at this scene, Caiyi instinctively felt that something seemed wrong, but she thought that it might be because the senior sister and Tan Wenjie knew each other earlier and had a better relationship.
Caiyi felt relieved after seeing Tan Wenjie take the medicine, sit cross-legged and meditate, and his complexion improved a lot.
"Big sister, who was that woman just now?"
Bai Min'er felt a little uncomfortable: "It might be a female demon from outside who took the opportunity to break in. We have been slaying demons and monsters all these years and have many enemies."
"That is the Millennium Evil Queen." Tan Wenjie said, opening his eyes.
He didn't want to talk while he was recovering from his injury, but Bai Min'er's classic operation forced him to speak.
What era are we in now? We are still playing the Riddler trick.
"Millennium Evil Queen?" Caiyi was at a loss.
"Fellow Daoist Tan!" Bai Min'er was shocked and wanted to stop him.
"Yes, she came for you. You are the daughter of the Lord of the Demon Realm, the Seven-Star Witch." Tan Wenjie said, "If she absorbs you, her strength will increase greatly. It is impossible for her to be invincible in the world, but it will definitely be easy for her to destroy us."
"I am the Seven-Star Witch?" Caiyi was in a trance, "Does that mean I will become a demon?"
Seeing this, Bai Min'er said immediately, "Master said before he ascended to heaven that as long as you marry Daoist Tan this year, you can completely get rid of the evil spirit."
"Ah?" Caiyi's brain suddenly froze.
Master is dead?
Are you a witch?
Am I going to get married and spend the bridal chamber with the man in front of me?
Suddenly I don’t know whether to be sad, upset, or... happy.
The atmosphere became slightly tense, and everyone was analyzing the anatomy with their not-so-bright little brains.
Several female disciples who looked very smart were already scratching their heads.
Ah, the information is too dense, I need to use my brain.
"I am a demon, and you still want to marry me?" Caiyi asked.
When a woman asks a similar question, she should know that it is a multiple-choice question.
But Bai Min'er was looking over there, and the single-choice question suddenly turned into a suspected multiple-choice question.
Is there anyone who feels sorry for the patients? This is such an inexplicable hell.
"Of course!" Tan Wenjie nodded very seriously.
Ten birds in the forest are worth less than one bird in the hand.
What lies before him is not who will gain more favorability by choosing, but who will lose the least favorability by not choosing.
So, let Bai Min'er suffer a little, and I believe she will understand you.
"Xie Ji will definitely react soon." Tan Wenjie said, "The Microwave Tomb can't stop her."
After expressing your attitude, immediately change the subject.
For the moment no one noticed that he was sweating profusely.
"Are we going to abandon the Microwave Sect and leave?"
"Xie Ji's only target is Cai Yi, the others had better go down the mountain and hide."
Many female disciples who had been listening for a long time shook their heads and said, "We will live and die with the Microwave Sect!"
Tan Wenjie rolled his eyes: "You are so stupid. No one will die if you listen to me, but there will definitely be casualties if you stay here."
When will the loyal disciples understand that they are just there to make up the numbers?
Bai Min'er is the direct disciple of Master Baimei. No matter how shabby the way Master Baimei ascended to heaven was, she ascended to heaven after all, so Bai Min'er definitely has the chance to become an immortal.
Caiyi is the Seven-Star Witch, a genuine female devil with a first-rate talent.
Others are really just “others”.
Bai Min'er also said: "Just do as Daoist Tan said, all of you go down the mountain and come back after this matter is settled."
"Yes!" The disciples had no choice but to agree.
Tan Wenjie said: "I have a way to kill Xie Ji."
"You mean!" Bai Min'er seemed to have thought of something.
"That's right!"
The two of them had a very good understanding of each other, which made Caiyi, who was standing beside them, feel a little uncomfortable.
"Fellow Daoist Bai, you have to do this. Go to Zixia Temple and find Liao Zhen." Fortunately, Tan Wenjie doesn't like to be a riddler. "Tell him that his chance to become an immortal has come."
"Okay, I'll go now." Bai Min'er nodded and turned around to leave in a flash, but suddenly stopped, "Don't you need a token?"
"Just fax it over a thousand miles away, so I can talk to Zhang Susu face to face."
Qiu Chu'nan and others who were scratching their heads and waiting for Tan Wenjie not far away saw the lotus door open.
A group of female disciples left with packages on their backs.
Tan Wenjie was supported by Caiyi.
Fax disciple: "Bah!"
You also told us not to peek at girls taking baths or pick up girls, but look at yourself, you’ve become like this in just one night!
Only Officer Tan is allowed to set fire, Officer Fax is not allowed to light a lamp.
Scumbag!
"Ahem, please don't misunderstand me." Tan Wenjie cleared his throat, "Caiyi is my fiancée."
Everyone: "..."
Bah Bah!
Envy makes me jealous.
It's really that great to be handsome.
If you have the ability, try to make me as handsome as him. I won’t believe it if you haven’t experienced it.
Bai Min'er nodded to Tan Wenjie, then flew away on the sword.
"Caiyi, tell them." Tan Wenjie reminded.
After hearing Caiyi's brief introduction, Qiu Chu'nan frowned. This matter was too big for him to handle.
However, he couldn't bring himself to run away in front of the disciples of the two factions because he also had to save his face.
Pick your nose first to clear your brain.
"You all leave." Qiu Chu'nan thought for a while and said, "I'll stay and help."
Tan Wenjie: "Fellow Daoist Qiu, there is no need."
You can't even handle the cockroach spirit, so you'll definitely be defeated if you meet the evil girl.
"No need to say more, I'm going to let Xie Ji try the power of the whisk in my hand!" Qiu Chu Nan shook the whisk in his hand and snorted coldly.
The two sects' disciples went down the mountain together, leaving only Qiu Chu'nan, Tan Wenjie and Cai Yi on the mountain. The basin of water prepared in advance was shaking.
After the call was connected, Zhang Susu's little face appeared.
"What do you want me to do?" she asked straight to the point.
"Go to the police station and take down the cannons I placed on the city gate tower. Have Brother Bai bring them here, and send the little zombies along with them."
How can we subdue demons and monsters without sufficient firepower?
"understood."
The communication ended, leaving only the shaking basin of water.
As time passed, Tan Wenjie's injuries recovered quickly.
Finally, a sword flashed across the sky.
Bai Min'er landed on the ground with Liao Zhen, whose hair had grown stubble, and the little zombie. With a wave of her hand, four more cannons and shells appeared on the ground.
"None of us know how to use cannons," Qiu Chu'nan expressed his concern.
Tan Wenjie pointed at the little zombie beside him and said, "Leave it to the little guy."
"Chiji!" The little zombie patted his chest, indicating that everything was left to him.
"Deputy Sect Leader." Liao Zhen was puzzled. "What can I do?"
"There is a thousand-year-old evil lady who has come to you. If you defeat her, you can ascend to become a god."
"Ah?" Liao Zhen was delighted. "Really?"
"of course it's true."
Tan Wenjie took off Caiyi's relic Buddhist beads bracelet and put it in Liao Zhen's hand.
"Feel carefully."
"Feelings?"
Liao Zhen held the Buddhist beads and closed his eyes while meditating.
"Hey, who is this guy? Why does he look so stupid?" Qiu Chu'nan came close to Tan Wenjie and asked in a low voice.
"The gods descend to earth."
"So arrogant?"
"That's how cool it is."
"No wonder he looks so majestic and wise yet appears foolish." Qiu Chu'nan nodded, with an expression as if he had seen through everything.
No one paid any attention to him. His expression changed faster than turning the pages of a book.
The most important thing right now is to wait for the Millennium Evil Queen to fall into the trap.
"Will Xie Ji really come?"
"Of course I will come!" Tan Wenjie confirmed.
Just kidding, my bad luck is +5, the evil lady will definitely come.
He just believed that he was unlucky enough.
While they were chatting, a long howl suddenly came from the sky.
"You dare to come back." Tan Wenjie raised his hand and pointed at Xie Ji, "I will pray to the Bodhisattva right away, don't run away!"
"Bodhisattva? Please ask one to try."
A rolling black wind blew out of Xie Ji's mouth, touching the rocks, like a rapidly twisting blade, blowing away large pieces of rubble and turning it into a stone rainstorm.
"Draw!" X2
Bai Min'er and Cai Yi attacked at the same time. The flying swords spun rapidly in front of them, turning into sword shields that barely blocked the heavy rain. However, the flying swords were shaking and it seemed that they could not hold on for long.
"Boom!"
A tombstone suddenly rose out of thin air.
It was like a small building rising from the ground, blocking the overwhelming rain of rubble.
Several people turned their heads and saw a human head floating next to Tan Wenjie. The lower half of the person was illusory, as if wrapped in a black robe.
There is an intense and yin aura that cannot be wiped off his body.
What a ferocious and evil creature, but it doesn’t look like a ghost.
"Boom!" The tombstone suddenly exploded, and Xie Ji rushed over and grabbed the Black Mountain Old Demon's head with one hand.
The dignified Black Mountain Old Demon was actually having his hair pulled by a thousand-year-old female demon.
Without any orders from Tan Wenjie, the Black Mountain Demon unleashed his full strength.
The devil and the evildoer fought and rushed towards the sky. Suddenly, dark clouds rolled in and the wind howled.
The two sides fought fiercely, and sand and rocks flew everywhere.
After a while, the Black Mountain Demon flew back to Tan Wenjie, his breath greatly damaged.
Xie Ji was also panting and tidying up her clothes, her eyes fixed on Tan Wenjie.
She was sure that her previous guess was correct. The biggest obstacle was Tan Wenjie, who had many hidden cards.
I didn't expect that the head I summoned would be so powerful. It took a lot of my energy and I almost couldn't hold on and was injured. Fortunately, the opponent was not prepared to fight to the death.
Otherwise I'll run away again today.
As an evil concubine, she also has to maintain her reputation and cannot run twice a day.
So she threatened Tan Wenjie: "I will kill you first when I catch the Seven Star Witch!"
"Catch?" Tan Wenjie raised his hand, "Do it!"
It is impossible for Caiyi to hide with her personality, and Tan Wenjie never asked her to hide. He doesn't have a big enough body to protect her.
Three flying swords intertwined and rushed towards Xie Ji. The two flying swords, one purple and one gold, came from Cai Yi and Bai Min'er, but Xie Ji caught them with both hands and turned the two swords into iron powder.
"Ding——" Xie Ji finally opened her mouth and bit the Xuanyuan Sword, then used her free hands to grab the flying sword, and no matter how hard the sword struggled, it could not escape.
"Watch out!" Qiu Chu'nan rushed forward with a whisk in hand.
With a casual flick of Xie Ji's hand, the whisk turned into a bare wooden stick, and Qiu Chu Nan flew back.
"Fire!" Tan Wenjie glanced at Liao Zhen who was still meditating and had to implement the emergency plan.
"boom!"
A ball of explosive fire knocked the evil lady flying in the air. Her body spun uncontrollably, and she was hit head-on but only suffered minor injuries.
The collision was violent, and the Xuan-Yuan Sword successfully escaped and returned to Tan Wenjie's side.
Several shots were fired immediately afterwards, but Xie Ji, who was well aware of the power of the shells, dodged them all, causing only an earth-shaking explosion on a distant hilltop.
"Seven Star Witch!"
She pounced on Caiyi again, and a golden light flashed.
Liao Zhen transformed into a golden arhat on the spot and forced Xie Ji back with one palm.
The upright ones are too bullying. She has been alone from beginning to end, but the other side always fights in groups, which is unreasonable.
"Liansheng!" Xie Ji looked at Liansheng angrily, "You really are haunting me!"
"I spared your life at the beginning, but you appeared again to do evil. It seems I can't let you go." Liansheng clasped his hands together, chanted Buddhist scriptures, and the Buddha's light shone upon him.
Xie Ji did not run away. Instead, she rushed towards Liansheng, screaming "Wow!"
The black light and the golden light collided, and the heights of both sides continued to rise.
"Is this a fight between gods?" Qiu Chu'nan looked up.
"Yeah, that should be it." Tan Wenjie also looked up, "My dear, look up at the gods~"
This cause and effect was created by the eminent monk Liansheng, and he must complete it.
The golden light exploded several times, and the sky was lit up in an instant, forcing Xie Ji to retreat step by step.
"Lian Sheng, I don't believe you can really withstand the power of the demon world!" A crack suddenly appeared in the sky behind Xie Ji.
The back of the hole is connected to the demon world, and the demonic energy overflows, making people feel uneasy.
Tan Wenjie wondered, "Has she forgotten that she stole the daughter of the Lord of the Demon Realm?"
He poked Caiyi gently with his hand.
Caiyi's cheeks blushed slightly: "What are you doing?"
We are watching the gods fighting, don't make a fuss.
She was a little uncomfortable with the call of "wife".
"Call Dad."
"what?"
Even more uncomfortable.
"Your father is the Lord of the Demon Realm, and Xie Ji is the female thief who caused you to be separated from your family. Let him come out and deal with Xie Ji."
In the past, Tan Wenjie didn't dare to do this, after all, the Lord of the Demon Realm is more difficult to deal with than the Evil Lady, but now with the Golden Body Arhat to keep him in place, he has become bolder. The characteristic of our famous and upright sect is that we beat the younger ones first and then the older ones.
Liansheng just stood there motionless. He didn't believe that the Lord of the Demon World dared to fight him.
If you dare to take action, the Bodhisattva will come. Maybe the Buddha is even on the way.
Don't doubt the determination of the righteous to crack down on gangs and eliminate evil. All they lack is an excuse.
"Dad! She was the one who stole me!" Caiyi shouted.
Xie Ji, who had already escaped half of her body into the demon world, suddenly felt a tremor in her heart. She tried to climb out using her hands and feet, but was met head-on by Lian Sheng's Arhat Fist.
Golden headshot.
In the demon world behind, a burst of black gas gushed out, and Xie Ji's butt was also hit.
The two powers of Buddha and devil were applied together, and Xie Ji's body exploded with a "bang".
Her death was worth it as she could make the Golden Body Arhat and the Lord of the Demon Realm join forces to take action.
Black air permeates the air.
"Seven-star witch."
Tan Wenjie looked at the human head formed by black air from the demon world.
This is my new father-in-law.
"Amitabha." Liansheng flew to the head of the black man and said, "This is the human world, please stop."
"I want to take my daughter away."
"She has been betrothed to Donor Tan and cannot go with you."
Liansheng's tone was calm, but unquestionable.
"Good daughter." The head looked at Caiyi.
Caiyi was frightened, but when she learned that the evil spirit was her father, she became a little conflicted until she saw Bai Miner.
Compared to her unfamiliar father who is full of evil spirit, she has a deeper affection for her senior sister who has taken care of her like a sister and a mother since she was a child.
"I-I want to stay here."
"Boy!" The head looked at Tan Wenjie.
"Father-in-law!" Tan Wenjie immediately clasped his fists.
Even Xie Ji, who was so awesome, was defeated in seconds. My father-in-law is at least an Arhat-level expert, so it’s not wrong to call him father-in-law.
He, Tan Wenjie, travels through the heavens and all realms, relying not on cheats or talent, but on his father-in-law!
The father-in-law is strong, so you should hug his thighs.
If your father-in-law is not strong enough, you still have to hug him to cultivate his thighs.
"Take good care of my daughter, otherwise I will order the demon world to tear you into pieces."
"Father-in-law, don't worry."
So many fathers-in-law have asked me to take care of their daughters, and the positive reviews are 100%, guaranteed.
However, this father-in-law who is known as the Lord of the Demon Realm doesn't seem to be in good condition. He was actually frightened by Liansheng and didn't dare to step out of the Demon Realm.
The demon world rift is closed.
Liansheng landed on the ground, clasped his hands together and said to Tan Wenjie: "Thank you, benefactor."
The wheel of merit appeared behind Tan Wenjie's mind: "You are too polite, sir."
Unable to help but look at the merit wheel behind Tan Wenjie’s head twice, Liansheng added, “Amitabha.”
It’s confirmed. He’s one of us. We can give him some convenience.
"The evil spirit in this female donor has not yet disappeared." Liansheng looked at Caiyi, "After I leave, you can wear the relic beads on your body to suppress the evil spirit."
Caiyi also followed Tan Wenjie's example and put her hands together.
"Master, are you really an Arhat from heaven?" Qiu Chuanan approached Liansheng and asked, "Can I become an immortal in this lifetime?"
"There is no hope of becoming an immortal." Liansheng shook his head. "You were also a cultivator in your previous life. Just like in this life, you were unable to control your lust and failed at the last moment."
"Does it have to wait until the next life?" Qiu Chu'nan regretted.
Liansheng had never seen such a person before. When a normal person heard what he said, shouldn’t the first reaction be to abstain from sex?
(End of this chapter)