Chapter 375 Cut it off, it's all rotten
Chapter 375 Cut it off, it's all rotten
"Amitabha, I should go now."
A golden light flashed, and Master Liansheng disappeared from sight, not even Liao Zhen's figure was left.
"Your Excellency is a good person."
Several people sighed.
Overcoming tribulations and achieving a positive result is the ultimate goal pursued by everyone present in their practice.
"What's the situation in the demon world?" Tan Wenjie looked at Bai Min'er.
Now that he has a new father-in-law, Tan Wenjie knows nothing about the situation in the demon world.
"I don't know much, but I heard that the Lord of the Demon Realm hides in the Demon Realm and never steps out, and has nothing to do with the God Realm and the Human Realm."
I see, that means I have committed a crime before.
He would definitely be beaten up by Buddha, spiritual officials or the like, so he chose to be obedient.
It would be the same for him. If he couldn't beat him, he would just hide away. He didn't look down on his father-in-law from the demon world at all.
"Ahem." Qiu Chu'nan looked at Bai Min'er who was chatting with Tan Wenjie, "Fellow Daoist Tan, you and Miss Caiyi are getting engaged, so there will definitely be a glass of wedding wine for me."
"Of course!"
Tan Wenjie likes to make connections, Qiu Chu'nan may not be reliable in normal times, but his abilities are genuine.
"Master Bai, don't you have any thoughts of getting married?" Qiu Chu'nan suddenly asked stiffly.
Bai Miner: "I..."
She felt Tan Wenjie's gaze and felt flustered.
She also thought about his engagement to her junior sister, which involved the Buddha and the Lord of the Demon Realm. It was impossible for her to marry her junior sister's husband as a concubine.
"I don't have anyone I like yet."
"What do you think of me?" Qiu Chu'nan rubbed his hands excitedly. He could not see the strange atmosphere between the two of them.
Your chance has come!
"you?"
Bai Min'er looked at him strangely, "You would be fine if you were twenty years younger."
"I have actually practiced hard and have discovered the secrets to maintaining my youthful appearance. This face I have now is the same as it was when I was 30 years old." Qiu Chu'nan emphasized with a straight face.
He just looked older, and even when he wore open-crotch pants he looked kind.
Facing the suspicious eyes of Tan Wenjie and Bai Min'er, Qiu Chu Nan coughed unnaturally: "Ahem, but if I were thirty years younger, it should be possible."
Qiu Chu Nan took out a porcelain bottle from his arms and said, "Anti-aging pills, one pill can reduce one year of age..."
He poured a handful of the Rejuvenating Pill into his hands.
Suddenly, a small white hand reached out and grabbed his wrist, and the other hand grabbed his chin and pinched it, causing his mouth to open uncontrollably.
A handful of rejuvenation pills were stuffed into his mouth, conservatively estimated to be forty or fifty pills.
"Gudong!"
Swallowed it.
A cold breath suddenly came from the side. Tan Wenjie turned his head abruptly and saw Caiyi with a cold face, murderous eyes and a flame mark on her forehead.
Her long hair flutters without wind.
"Oh no, Caiyi has been possessed by a demon!" Bai Min'er also reacted.
"Where are the beads?"
Caiyi, who transformed into the Seven-Star Witch, pounced towards Tan Wenjie with murderous intent, but her cultivation was mediocre. Her palm turned into claws and swept over, but Tan Wenjie raised his hand and pecked her palm, and his fingers clenched uncontrollably.
Then he reached out and grabbed his wrist and pulled it forward suddenly.
In the blink of an eye, the Seven-Star Witch was captured by Tan Wenjie with both hands.
"Chiji!" The little zombie jumped in the distance to remind people that he had found the Buddhist beads.
Bai Min'er immediately rushed over to pick up the Buddhist beads. When the beads were put on the wrist of the Seven-Star Witch, her aura immediately changed.
"I..." Caiyi blinked.
"You remember everything?"
"Ah."
Caiyi was in low spirits, "I just felt like I was out of control."
She had only heard that she was the daughter of the demon world before, but just now she experienced firsthand the feeling of her body losing control and turning into a demon.
She couldn't accept hurting the people around her.
"Wait until July 23rd, when the evil spirit is dispelled after the wedding night, and you don't have to worry. There is still more than half a year left." Bai Min'er comforted, and at the same time looked at Tan Wenjie to signal him to say something.
He used to be very talkative, but now he is silent when it is his turn to speak.
Tan Wenjie reached out and took Caiyi into his arms.
"Don't worry, I'm very powerful. From today on, you will be with me. I will never let you become a seven-star witch again."
Caiyi was stunned when she was held in his arms, and Bai Min'er, who was watching from the side, also felt a little uncomfortable.
"Who, who said he wanted to stay with you every day."
"I say, can you guys wait a while before you can be affectionate with each other?" A child's voice came from the side.
Caiyi broke free shyly, ran back to her senior sister and hugged her arm.
"Little zombie, can you speak now?"
Tan Wenjie was surprised that there was only one little kid present.
What is the direction of evolution? Is it wrong?
Little zombie: “Chichi!”
"Not you?"
"Friend Tan, here! Here!" A naked boy without any clothes on was jumping in front of Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie looked down at the little guy who was no more than six or seven years old.
It is unexpected that a person can be both childish and old at the same time.
"Where did you come from, little brat? Why are you not wearing any clothes? You have no shame!"
He treats all hooligans equally. If he is a hooligan himself, he will kick anyone else who is a hooligan.
"It's me, Qiu Chu Nan!"
"Fellow Daoist Qiu, why did you become like this? Are you planning to change your style?"
Tan Wenjie lowered his head and asked, "Is the Taoist style very popular recently?"
His aesthetic sense is average and he is face-blind, so he has no idea whether Bai Min'er, Caiyi, Bai Rourou, Ren Tingting, Ao Ningshuang, Jingjing and others are pretty or not.
My fashion sense is not sharp enough, so I can’t understand Qiu Chu’nan’s new style.
Qiu Chu Nan pointed at Cai Yi with tears in his eyes and said, "She suddenly became possessed just now and forced me to take half a bottle of the Rejuvenation Pill."
"Then you suddenly have a few decades more youth. Congratulations." Tan Wenjie clasped his fists and congratulated.
Being able to regain youth is another form of immortality.
As long as you take the pills repeatedly, you can live forever.
"It's not that simple." Qiu Chu Nan pointed at himself, "I have become smaller, but my life span has not increased. In fact, my cultivation has regressed many years. However, if I can go back to the age of seventeen, it will still be better than what I had before."
He was a little proud.
Rejuvenation, the life span has not changed, but the body has become genuinely younger. If you put it out there, I wonder how many people would fight for it.
Even if it cannot extend life or cure diseases, just to experience youth is priceless.
"How do I go back to being seventeen?"
"I'll wait another thirteen years."
The method is so simple and crude, just wait until you grow up.
So, Conan, is that you?
Wait, so when you were four you looked like you were seven!
Fortunately, Qiu Chu'nan only ate half of the bottle and not the whole bottle, otherwise he would have turned into a pool of seafood paste on the spot.
"Fellow Daoist Qiu, don't you have any recipe for a pill that can restore youth?"
“Who would research that kind of formula.”
After daybreak, Bai Min'er went to find her fellow apprentice sisters. Now everyone had just had time to mourn the "ascension" of Master Baimei. Was it really ascension if she abandoned her body and ascended with her spirit?
Anyway, you are not scared to death, so just smile first.
Also brought back were disciples of the Fax School. Deng Tianguang and others burst into laughter when they saw Qiu Chu'nan. They didn't feel sad at all that their master had turned into a little kid. They just thought it was fun.
"Master, I want to go down the mountain."
A male disciple came out, leading a female disciple.
"Senior Sister, he and I fell in love at first sight." Xie Ji's display of strength made many people understand the gap. Except for a few disciples from the two factions who were attracted to each other and decided to get married and go down the mountain to become a pair of immortal lovers, everyone else planned to use their own abilities to go down the mountain to enjoy wealth and glory.
The two sects were facing bankruptcy.
"Ahem, everyone."
Tan Wenjie cleared his throat, and when he saw that everyone's attention was drawn, he said, "I have a small fortune. If you want to make a living but have nowhere to go, you can come to my place first. If you want to leave, I will give you money for your journey."
Although this group of people are just making up the numbers in the world of immortal cultivation, their ability to subdue demons and monsters is real. Their talent in cultivating immortals has surpassed 99% of ordinary people in the world. They can be said to be gifted and rare among men.
There are too many things to consider when cultivating immortals, and cultivating talent alone is far from enough.
But working for yourself is different. His magic mountain is still under construction and he is in great need of talent.
Even if you don't want to stay, it's okay. It's a good thing to establish a relationship.
The crowd immediately began to chirp.
So, everyone decided to go to Tanjia Town.
The Fax School is easy to deal with. Each and every one of them was carefully selected by Qiu Chu'nan. They were already quite old when they went up the mountain and knew how fascinating the world outside was.
The female disciples of the Microwave School were all picked up by Master Baimei. Some were daughters who were sold and had never enjoyed happiness. They were ignorant and confused.
If you really see the colorful world outside, it’s hard to say whether you will be attracted by the ugly guys in the Fax School.
Tan Wenjie transformed the Xuanyuan Sword into dozens of swords and flew to Tanjia Town with everyone who had packed their luggage.
After landing, let Feibao arrange everyone and provide sufficient funds.
If you have money, spend it freely.
Bai Min'er and Caiyi have special identities and are not suitable to live with him in the Tan Mansion.
We also need to arrange for Caiyi, Bai Rourou and others to meet.
"If you marry too many wives, your backyard will easily catch fire."
Four is more than enough.
When I returned to the Tan Mansion alone, I saw Xiaoyu circling anxiously.
"master."
When Xiaoyu saw Tan Wenjie, she immediately saluted.
"What's wrong?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"The chickens were so scared by the rooster that they dared not go back to the chicken coop. I was looking for the chickens that escaped."
It wasn't just the chickens that didn't dare to go back, even Xiaoyu herself didn't dare to get close to them. In the past, when she saw the big roosters, she only thought they were very majestic, but looking at those big roosters now, they were bigger than dogs, and the strong winds caused by flapping their wings made it impossible to open her eyes.
"Then find another place to put them."
Tan Wenjie didn't care.
In the beginning, roosters and ordinary hens were kept together in order to improve their genes. Now, batch after batch of chicks have come out, and each one is not only strong but has never even been sick. The original goal has been achieved and there is no need to force them to be kept together.
A rooster that has some intelligence is not even the same species as a chicken and certainly doesn't want to live with them.
……
"Wenjie, my sister sent me a letter."
Nianying ran to Tan Wenjie anxiously.
Tan Wenjie put down his pen. It is not easy to be a hands-off boss. You still have to worry about a lot.
Every day when I open my eyes, I see countless mouths waiting for food in the Tan Mansion and Tanjia Town, within dozens or hundreds of miles.
In his plan, infrastructure construction included building roads and bridges, and he just pulled the local gentry to do it without anyone mentioning it.
He created job opportunities, improved living environment, and earned merit at the same time. He won too many times and he is numb to it.
"My sister said that my brother-in-law was not feeling well. It seemed like my brother-in-law's father came out of the coffin, and then..." Nianying shrank his neck.
"Didn't you find Uncle Nine?"
Renjia Town is closer, there’s no reason for him to run so far to find me.
When it comes to catching zombies, Tan Wenjie thinks he can't compare to Uncle Jiu's fancy tricks. He can only use fists, slaps or thunder.
"I don't know." Nian Ying shook his head blankly.
"Forget it, I'll go there and leave today."
"I want to go back, too."
"Go back with me."
"Yeah!" She nodded excitedly like a little rabbit.
Half an hour later.
Nianying looked at the two women in simple clothes in front of her, and then glanced at Tan Wenjie.
There are two more!
Wenjie is really excellent.
"This is Bai Min'er, and this is Caiyi." Tan Wenjie introduced them briefly, "Nianying, let's go to the provincial capital together."
The most taboo thing when picking up girls is to bring other women with you. But this trip to the provincial capital is a certain distance away, and without me by her side, if Caiyi turns into the Seven-Star Witch again, it will be difficult for anyone to suppress her.
So it’s safest to carry it with you.
But the disadvantages of this are also obvious. If you have girls around you, if a woman is attracted by your charm, she will easily be scared away and dare not approach you to talk to her.
"How are we going to get there? Don't we have a carriage?"
"Fly over!"
Tan Wenjie had already picked up Nianying and rushed into the sky amid her scream of "Ah!"
Nianying was still a little dizzy when she landed, and her eyes changed when she looked at Tan Wenjie again.
Can fly, god!
Although Tan Wenjie was able to subdue demons and monsters, and stop thunder and lightning in the past, there are still many people who can do the same in this era. They can also control fire and water, swallow clouds and spit out mist, etc., and they can be seen occasionally.
With Nian Ying leading the way, the journey to the Marshal's Mansion was smooth.
"Wow ha ha ha ha!"
Before I got close, I heard laughter.
"Ajie, you're here!"
Marshal Long shivered and greeted Tan Wenjie.
His face was ashen, his body was stiff, his hands were unconsciously stretched forward, and his nails were extremely long.
"Come quickly, come quickly! I'm so itchy!" Marshal Long suddenly shouted.
Immediately, a soldier came up to Marshal Long holding a brick.
He thrust his hands into the bricks, and his nails acted like drill bits, easily drilling a large hole in the brick, making a strange, satisfying sound as he did so.
The stone foam fell off.
"Cool!"
"Bitten by a zombie." Caiyi whispered beside her.
"Yes, the poisoning is severe." Bai Min'er nodded.
At this point, using glutinous rice to detoxify is no longer useful. The corpse poison is attacking the heart, so you can change into shrouds before the body becomes stiff.
The best way to deal with it is to take action while the other person is still alive, and burn the body with litchi firewood after killing him. Otherwise, it will turn into a zombie even if it is buried underground.
Tan Wenjie thought of more. Marshal Long being bitten by a zombie was very likely the plot of "Mr. Zombie", and Michelle was already pregnant. Judging from the time, it was very likely that the evil baby had drilled into her stomach.
Because of his arrival, many plots cannot develop normally, except for the evil babies. It is hard to say. Every year, there are probably no less than hundreds of thousands of babies who die due to abortion and cannot be born. The number of evil babies born among ten thousand is also not small.
Every pregnant woman may be targeted by the evil baby, and Michelle is more likely to be targeted.
"Nianying, where is your sister?" Tan Wenjie leaned close to Nianying's ear and asked in a low voice.
"My sister? I'll go look for her."
"Wait, take them both with you." Tan Wenjie pointed at the two women.
He told them to pay more attention to Michelle's health.
"Go ahead, let's chat over here!" Marshal Long had already relieved his itch and sat back on the sofa. "Brother Tan, I'm not going to hide it from you. My father is dead again."
Marshal Long raised his hand to drive away the others, then walked to Tan Wenjie and untied his belt.
Tan Wenjie stood up suddenly and almost punched him.
Fortunately, he restrained himself and saw the miserable scene after Marshal Long took off his pants.
The skin on Xiaolong's neck was festering, and the flesh looked like pork that had been left out for a few days in the hot summer, emitting a rotten and foul smell.
Marshal Long's father really knows how to bite. This bite is meant to make him have no descendants.
"Is there any hope?"
Cut it off, it's all rotten.
(End of this chapter)