Chapter 376: You're brave enough to invite me to the bathroom

Chapter 376: You're brave enough to invite me to the bathroom

Chapter 376: You're brave enough to invite me to the bathroom
Tan Wenjie resisted the urge to draw his sword and kill Marshal Long.

He was so seriously ill that even gods could not save him. If it were someone else, their brain would have been controlled by the corpse poison and they would bite anyone they saw. But who would have thought that Marshal Long was just itching to do something.

Could it be that Marshal Long and Wencai are both people with high resistance to poison?

Of course, there is another possibility. The small head that often controls the big head is now rotten, so Marshal Long has not only not become dull, but has even become smarter.

"I can't cure your corpse poison." Tan Wenjie said, "You can go to Renjia Town to find my nephew, Uncle Nine."

“Dounjiying?” Marshal Long pulled up his pants and shook his head. “Even if I really turned into a zombie, I couldn’t…”

He suddenly shuddered and grimaced, and in Tan Wenjie's eyes he looked like he was about to turn into a zombie, but in the end it just turned into a yawn.

His poison resistance is unreasonably high. Tan Wenjie suspects that he may not be able to resist the poison for as long as Long Dashuai after being bitten by a zombie.

"...I can't go to him and let him laugh at me!"

It’s a matter of face, absolutely not.

Everyone knows that Marshal Long cares most about his reputation and is not afraid of death at all.

"You are too deeply poisoned. If he were your replacement, maybe you could be saved." Tan Wenjie said bluntly.

"There's really nothing we can do?"

"no way."

"Okay!" Marshal Long gritted his teeth, "Someone, go to Renjia Town and get Douchiying for me!"

Please emphasize the word, the means will definitely not be glorious.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, face is not very important. Life is more important.

At this moment, Michelle came over with her big belly, supported by Nianying.

Bai Min'er and Cai Yi came with them, and they were divided into two distinct factions.

Michelle's eyes were complicated when she looked at Tan Wenjie. At first, she just thought that Tan Wenjie was a good young man and wanted to marry her sister to him.

But no one expected that he had such an amazing talent for cultivation. Michelle, who stayed in the Marshal's Mansion every day, had heard many stories about Tan Wenjie. She had also cultivated in the mountains in the past and was a childhood sweetheart of Uncle Jiu, so she could still hear news about the spiritual world.

Tan Wenjie is of high seniority and has made various achievements, making him a leading figure in the spiritual world.

Ordinary Taoist priests in the spiritual world can hardly get three meals a day, and some even have no roof over their heads.

But those who have truly reached the top, who can call the wind and rain, fly into the sky and hide in the earth, are truly immortal figures. It is precisely because she knows the gap that she feels complicated.

If I had known earlier, I would have let Nianying marry him earlier. Maybe my sister could have also benefited from his success.

Now looking at the two women next to her, she couldn't see through them due to her high level of cultivation, but they didn't look very old.

If it is a secret to keep one's youth, it's really scary.

If they were really young, it would be even more terrifying.

"Is there really no cure for Dalong's disease?"

Michelle never mentioned Nianying and Tan Wenjie's marriage again. How things would develop in the future was entirely up to the two of them. She would never say too much and make others dislike her.

"I have arranged for someone to look for Dou Chi Ying." Marshal Long said in a muffled voice.

No matter how open-minded a man is, he cannot bear to see his wife meet her childhood sweetheart again, especially since Long Dashuai's Xiaolong was castrated by his father and is very sensitive to cuckolding.

"By the way, Nianying, how did you get back?" Michelle changed the subject and asked her sister, "I just had someone deliver a letter to Tanjia Town. It's been a short while since I arrived. How come you're back?"

"It was Wenjie. He flew me back."

fly!
He is indeed a divine figure.

Michelle completely lost hope in their marriage.

"I'll have someone prepare dinner."

Tan Wenjie and the other two were arranged to stay there temporarily.

The Western-style buildings seemed very strange to Bai Miner and Caiyi. Bai Miner was fine as she often went down the mountain and was well-informed. However, Caiyi could only count the number of times she went down the mountain every year on one hand, so she found it strange.

"I didn't see anything." Bai Min'er said what Tan Wenjie had specifically instructed before, "She is in good health."

Since nothing happened, you can rest assured for the time being.

"That's good. Too many things have happened recently, and I'm a little too nervous." Tan Wenjie did not hide it, "The reincarnation of evil babies happens frequently, so I asked you to help take a look."

Bai Min'er nodded and accepted his statement.

"Drink tea."

Tan Wenjie poured a cup of tea and handed it to Bai Miner.

When taking the cup, Bai Min'er's fingers accidentally touched Tan Wenjie's fingers.

She suddenly looked up at Tan Wenjie, wanting to see if he did it on purpose, but she didn't expect to meet Tan Wenjie's astonished gaze.

I treat you as my sister-in-law, and you actually do such a thing!
She felt her cheeks getting hot.

It seems to be a misunderstanding.

"Caiyi, drink this cup of tea."

Bai Min'er wanted to hand the teacup in her hand to Caiyi, but saw Tan Wenjie quickly pour a cup and hand it to her.

Then I saw Caiyi's cheeks also turned red.

No, that was not a misunderstanding at all!
After glaring at Tan Wenjie, Bai Min'er held the teacup with both hands and took a sip. The tea had a slightly bitter taste, and the hot steam spread on her face, blocking her vision. Her heart was beating wildly.

How should I describe that feeling...it was strangely exciting.

Tan Wenjie poured himself a cup of tea, glanced at Bai Miner who buried her face in the cup, and then glanced at the same colorful clothes.

You have taken advantage of me and yet you make such an expression. If I didn't see that you are my former sister-in-law and current sister-in-law, this matter would never end so easily.

So, boys have to protect themselves when they are outside, otherwise people will hook their fingers on them when they drink water.

The atmosphere between the three of them was oddly quiet until Nianying came running over.

Her childish nature had not changed much, and she did not notice anything unusual about the three people.

"I'm just thirsty, Wenjie~, I want some tea too!"

She usually behaves like this whether she is talking to her sister or brother-in-law, and she is also like this when she talks to Ren Tingting at the Tan Mansion. Everyone likes her lively personality.

"Here." Tan Wenjie poured a cup of tea.

Nianying's cheeks suddenly turned red after taking the cup, and then she held the cup and buried her face in it.

You're blushing like a teacup.

When pouring tea, I secretly hooked my fingers. I was really going to lose my temper.

Forget it, let's just take the loss. It will be embarrassing for everyone if we talk about it. I am the only one who can accept that three female hooligans take advantage of me.

"Oh, that's right!" Nianying put down the cup and suddenly realized, "Uncle Jiu is here to treat my brother-in-law. Should we go down and see him?"

"No, don't go!" Tan Wenjie shook his head, "It's disgusting."

You will definitely get stye if you look at it.

Bai Miner nodded. The wounds caused by zombie bites were indeed ugly.

I don’t know how Marshal Long threatened the people he sent to Renjia Town, but Uncle Jiu arrived very quickly, and soon I could hear bursts of heart-wrenching screams coming from outside.

"Will this be the case when treating corpse poison?"

"Let me go out and take a look."

Tan Wenjie knew that the grudges between the two sides were deep-rooted. As the saying goes, one should help one's relatives rather than the wise. If a conflict really occurred between the two sides, he would definitely stand on Uncle Jiu's side first.

The picture is so beautiful. Marshal Long is sitting with his legs apart, and there is a big bag of glutinous rice wrapped between his thighs.

The corpse gas came out with a "sizzling" sound.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were covering their mouths and laughing secretly. Although Uncle Jiu was trying hard to suppress the corners of his mouth, his constantly expanding nostrils showed that he had reached the limit of his patience.

"Brother Jie!" X2
The two saw Tan Wenjie first.

"Uncle Master."

"Hmm?" Uncle Jiu glanced at him nonchalantly.

The two of them immediately bowed their heads: "Master uncle."

"Everyone, please call your own name." Tan Wenjie asked, "Nephew, how is Marshal Long's health?"

Call each other your own name? If you call me Uncle Jiu, I will believe you. But you won't let go when you get the chance to take advantage of me.

"It's the poison that attacks the heart, but grinding zombie teeth into powder may be able to cure it."

"Zombies?" Marshal Long said, "My father has turned into a zombie and is in the ancestral hall!"

In order to get his illness treated, he was unwilling to wait even a moment, but it was already dark outside.

"Someone, prepare the horses!"

"Marshal, the horse was stabbed to death when you were itching to do it."

"Then prepare the car!"

Of course, Uncle Jiu and his two disciples had no right to refuse. When the gun was pointed at their heads, they could only say that they did it willingly.

"Uncle, do you want to go with us?" Uncle Jiu looked at Tan Wenjie.

"Yes, Brother Jie! Come with us." Qiu Sheng and Wencai also nodded repeatedly.

With Tan Wenjie persuading them, they still had a chance to survive. If they let their master stay with Marshal Long, they were worried that after the corpse poison was cured, the other party would shoot the three of them on the spot.

"That's why I came here." Tan Wenjie nodded, "Let's go together."

The female family members stayed in the Marshal's Mansion.

The position where Marshal Long was bitten was very awkward.

Everyone was hurrying along in the dark, but riding in a car saved a lot of energy. However, the road was not flat enough and the tires made the car sway back and forth.

Fortunately, the car has no roof, otherwise there would be many more holes caused by hitting the head.

"Martial law again?" Tan Wenjie asked.

"Yes, a lot of people have died recently." Marshal Long nodded, "And the way these people died was very strange."

Because he was concerned about his own life, Marshal Long had no intention of talking about anything else.

The Long Family Ancestral Hall is not far from the provincial capital, and there are special people guarding it. This was probably made because they knew that their father had turned into a zombie and might cause trouble, so they made special arrangements.

"Remember, if I go in and I come out first, then it's fine. But if they come out first, shoot first!"

"Yes!"*N
Enter the ancestral hall.

With the skills of the three masters and apprentices, it is easy to catch a zombie and grind off its teeth.

No one helped, and Tan Wenjie watched a wonderful zombie catching scene.

There is no need to say much about Uncle Jiu's fists and feet, Qiu Sheng's somersault is neat and beautiful, and as for Wencai, Wencai is the number one meat shield in the zombie world. He doesn't know fists and feet, and is not good at Taoism, but he is always active in the front line of catching zombies, relying on his thick skin and flesh.

"Master, save me!" Wencai shouted.

He also knows how to summon Uncle Nine.

The power is only slightly less than that of Uncle Jiu fighting alone, and the only shortcoming is that Wencai is holding him back.

The zombie that jumped out of the coffin tried to catch Wencai but was kicked away by Uncle Jiu. When the zombie tried to catch Qiu Sheng, the other party flexibly climbed onto the beam of the house, so the zombie followed the smell and pounced on Tan Wenjie.

"Snapped!"

A loud slap hit the zombie's face, and the whole body was spun into the air and fell straight to the ground.

The zombie stood up in a daze, with his jaw dislocated and drooping, and turned and ran.

Zombies have no intelligence, but they know how to follow their instincts and escape.

"Catch zombies!"

After a flurry of activity, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai grabbed the zombie's arms on the left and right and pulled them back, while Uncle Jiu pinched the zombie's mouth and took out a file to grind its teeth.

"Come and continue."

Marshal Long asked in a panic, "What should I use to connect it?"

"Catch it with your mouth!"

When the zombie finished grinding his teeth, all the tooth powder fell into Long Dashuai's mouth. "Am I healed?" Long Dashuai took off his pants to check, "Dou Chi Ying, why am I not healed yet!"

"Get some sleep, and it will be fine tomorrow. But if you want to cure it completely, it's best to cut off the rotten part."

"Ah? Can we not cut it?"

"It's up to you. Even if it's cured, it can't be used anymore. It's better to cut it off to save trouble."

"At least you won't pee your pants if you don't cut it."

Uncle Jiu teased Marshal Long for fun, and it was worth the trip to see him make a fool of himself today.

I feel very happy and would not change it no matter how much money you offer.

"Okay, get out now." Marshal Long saw Uncle Jiu's smiling face and immediately understood. He patted his chest and said, "I'll prepare a banquet for you!"

"Hehe." Uncle Jiu really enjoyed the respect from his love rival.

Just opened the door of the ancestral hall and was about to walk out.

"Bang bang bang!" gunshots were heard.

Uncle Jiu immediately hugged his head and shrank back.

"Hahahaha!" Marshal Long laughed triumphantly.

He got back on track.

"You get out first!" Uncle Jiu was unhappy, "Your corpse poison has not been completely eliminated."

"I'll go first, then I'll go first!"

Marshal Long went out first and the alarm was lifted.

"Something big has happened recently." Uncle Jiu walked over to Tan Wenjie, "Everywhere has become restless."

Tan Wenjie didn’t think it was a big deal, because he had encountered too many restless situations and it had become the norm.

And with a face like Uncle Jiu, it would be a problem if life became peaceful.

"What did you hear?"

"Some evil sorcerers are becoming more and more rampant." Uncle Jiu's expression was very serious. "There must be a big evil leader, otherwise they would not have gathered together spontaneously. Simu and Qianhe also sent back a lot of information."

"That means we also need to prepare in advance." Tan Wenjie nodded.

Suddenly he thought of a possibility and asked, "Did anyone tell me where that demon came from? Is she the Millennium Evil Queen?"

"No one knows where she came from. Maybe only the demons know." Uncle Jiu shook his head, "But who is the Millennium Evil Queen?"

"Oh, nothing." Tan Wenjie simply recounted his experience.

The Thousand-Year-Old Evil Queen, the Golden-Bodied Arhat, and the Lord of the Demon World.

The key parts were emphasized and the non-key parts were simply analyzed. Except for not doing reading comprehension, Tan Wenjie felt that he told the story very well without any exaggeration.

Uncle Jiu: "..."

"Don't spread this!" Tan Wenjie lowered his voice, "You know I'm not a fame-seeker. I never leave my name behind when I do good things."

He didn't even tell Mr. Liao from the Liao family about this matter, which was enough to show how indifferent he was to fame and fortune.

You are probably afraid that the big devil will come to your door.

Uncle Jiu did not point out Tan Wenjie's thoughts, but instead felt that his choice was very correct.

It took Arhat's help to eliminate a thousand-year-old evil girl who was engaged in human trafficking in the demon world. The big demon that appeared this time also required Arhat's help.

Even if all the people in the entire spiritual world were tied together, they would not be enough to defeat him.

It’s better to pretend to be deaf and let someone taller hold you up.

At present, the person most likely to ask the Bodhisattva for help is Tan Wenjie, but based on Tan Wenjie's experience, not to mention whether constantly borrowing magic power will shorten his life, the Bodhisattva will not reply to your private chat in time, just like the company leaders.

After returning to the Marshal's Mansion, Marshal Long did not go back on his word and really prepared a banquet for everyone to eat.

"Master, try this, it's delicious!"

"Master, this is delicious too!"

Looking at his two apprentices with greasy mouths, Uncle Jiu raised his chopsticks with satisfaction.

What a filial son.

As he stretched out his chopsticks to the roast pigeon, a pair of chopsticks came out of a hole like a snake, quickly bit the pigeon and brought it back into the bowl.

The chopsticks froze in mid-air.

After taking a look at Qiu Sheng who was eating heartily, Uncle Jiu turned his chopsticks to the rice ball named "Skinny as Hell".

But a pair of chopsticks was stretched out to him. Wencai, who was usually slow in doing anything, was not slow at all when eating.

After the meal, Uncle Jiu was only half full, and the rest had to be eaten by drinking water.

"I feel so full~" Qiu Sheng rubbed his stomach.

"Yes, Master, the food in the Marshal's Mansion is really delicious." Wencai also nodded repeatedly.

"Yeah." Uncle Jiu nodded. He just wanted to pee now.

After the meal, the master and his two disciples were also arranged to rest in the Marshal's Mansion.

After Uncle Jiu finished peeing, he returned to the guest room and just sat down when he heard a knock on the door.

He immediately stood up and opened the door. A maid was standing outside with a food box in her hand.

"Just now, Madam noticed that Master Lin didn't eat anything, so she asked the kitchen to prepare some snacks for you."

Uncle Jiu immediately stepped aside and invited the person in.

When the food box was opened, there were wontons, steamed dumplings, and a small plate of white dim sum. I couldn't tell what they were, but they seemed to be Western dim sum.

"what is this?"

"Foreign soda, I think it's called...soda water."

After everyone left, Uncle Jiu was in a daze.

Even though I didn’t eat it, I felt sweet in my heart.

"Soda water?" Uncle Jiu picked up the bubbling water and took a sip. What he couldn't resist the most was foreign stuff.

Maoshan Internationalization, Sister Lian understands me!
Uncle Jiu's eyes widened: "Ahem, that's tough!"

……

"Master!"

Tan Wenjie stood in front of the window, watching everything happening in Uncle Jiu's room opposite, and admitted that Michelle was a master.

Even with a big belly, he still did not forget to take care of his childhood sweetheart. Given Uncle Jiu's dog-licking nature, the red thread that was just set up by Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai and pulled by Zhe Gu must have been broken again.

He has always respected and blessed those who lick his boots.

After a night, Tan Wenjie got up early. The breakfast at the Marshal's Mansion was very ordinary.

Breakfast should be light, but looking at Qiu Sheng and Wencai wolfing down their food, he decided not to make any comments.

Long Dashuai walked over with his chest held high and said to Tan Wenjie, "Ajie, you got up so early, do you want to go to the bathroom together?"

Tan Wenjie: “?”

Turning to look at Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, Qiu Sheng said, "His corpse poison has been cured. He wants to find someone to urinate with. We've already been there."

I understand. It turns out that he feels that he can show his prowess and wants to regain his confidence.

But now it seems that the thing can only be used to drain water. Is the length of the drain pipe important?

"Okay."

This was the first time in Tan Wenjie's life that someone had the courage to invite him to go to the toilet.

A few minutes later, the two returned.

Michelle and Nian Ying also came over, looking at the dodging gaze of Marshal Long and asked in confusion: "Da Long, what's wrong with you?"

"I……"

It’s nothing, just a hurt to my self-esteem.

Qiu Sheng and Wencai looked at Tan Wenjie and gave him a thumbs up.

After breakfast, Tan Wenjie and Uncle Jiu did not leave immediately.

Marshal Long invited them to investigate a bizarre murder case because there were too many deaths, the methods of death were strange, and they all happened in a very short period of time, causing panic among the people, so they thought of the two people.

Normal methods cannot reveal the truth, so we have to resort to some mysterious methods.

"The way these people died was very strange. Their heads were caught in something that looked like a trap." Marshal Long led the way. "More than 30 people have died."

"Besides that?" asked Uncle Jiu.

"There are men, women, young and old. I don't see anything wrong."

They came to the morgue.

There are soldiers guarding outside with live ammunition.

Entering the morgue, there were more than 30 corpses covered with white cloth. Tan Wenjie lifted the white cloth covering the corpses and saw a male corpse with his eyes wide open.

The head was embedded in the flesh by an iron clamp, causing the skull to be deformed.

"It's very powerful." Tan Wenjie lowered his head to observe, "And there are palm prints. They use a clamp to clamp on the person's head, and then slap the hand inside."

He made a clapping motion.

"Can ordinary people do this?"

"He is definitely not an ordinary person." Tan Wenjie shook his head.

Uncle Jiu was also examining the body: "It should be a method used by some evil demon."

His knowledge is broad, but not so broad that he can find the source of the problem at a glance.

Uncle Jiu said, "Since the enemy has been committing crimes in the provincial capital, there is another way. We can just find a few dogs with good sense of smell to sniff the scent of the murder weapon and find the way there."

"I've asked someone to do it."

Marshal Long asked, "Didn't you see anything else?"

"Where is the deceased's birth date?" asked Tan Wenjie.

“You mean…?” Uncle Jiu also thought of it.

"What are you talking about?" Marshal Long scratched his ears and cheeks.

Although the corpse poison was cured, his habit of scratching remained unchanged.

"I found out after looking at my birth date."

Soon all the information about the deceased was sent over, including his date of birth.

The first one, no problem at all.

Look at the second, third, and fourth copies...

"Born at Hai time, Hai year, Hai month, Hai day."

"What will happen if someone is born at this time?" Marshal Long asked anxiously.

Uncle Jiu shook his head: "It's nothing serious, it's a normal fortune."

Tan Wenjie said, "But if the person who used the evil method was also born in the year, month, day and hour of the pig, it would be very different."

"Yes." Uncle Jiu nodded in agreement. "The other party must not have killed enough. It is best to catch him before he continues to kill."

We are all very experienced. No matter why the enemy does this, it is right to prevent the enemy from achieving the goal.

Seeing that the two seemed to have discussed a preliminary action plan, Marshal Long asked, "What should we do?"

“Continue martial law.”

The remaining work of exorcising demons and monsters will be left to professionals.

(End of this chapter)