Chapter 385 It’s Cooler Not Wearing Anything

Chapter 385 It’s Cooler Not Wearing Anything

Chapter 385 It’s Cooler Not Wearing Anything
into the night.

The mother and daughter thieves put on their night clothes again and went straight to Tan Wenjie's room.

I am familiar with the route, even more familiar than my own home.

Hongdou pushed the door gently and it creaked open.

"The door wasn't locked."

With the money hanging on their shoulders, they didn't have time to think too much. Instead, they were glad that Tan Wenjie had the bad habit of not locking the door when he slept at night, which made it easier for them to take action.

The two men had a clear division of labor, one looked for the secret compartment, and the other went straight to the bed to take off the bracelet.

"No clothes on."

Hongdou lifted the quilt and looked at her a few more times with disgust.

Fortunately, she is not a lustful woman, otherwise she would definitely make Tan Wenjie pay in ten months.

This time she was lucky. The hand wearing the bracelet was pressed on the quilt. She took out a small hand saw, squatted on Tan Wenjie's body, and sawed hard again and again.

The gold was soft, but after she sawed it more than ten times, there was not a single cut on it.

"How are you doing there?"

“I haven’t found it yet.”

The mother and daughter, one on the bed and the other under the bed.

"Why didn't the master close the door again?" Old Qin came again with a lamp, exactly on time.

Hongdou skillfully covered herself with the quilt, thought for a while, and then put her hand on Tan Wenjie's chest.

Now it feels right.

Lao Qin finished his regular work, closed the door, muttered something and left.

The mother and daughter came out and continued to do their own things.

At the same time, some were sleeping on the bed, some were sawing gold bracelets, and some were rummaging through drawers, each doing their own thing.

"Could it be a diamond bracelet?" Hongdou tried sawing for a while without success and had to put away the saw.

Just as she was about to try to take the bracelet off again, an arm reached out again, turned over, hugged her, and held her in his arms, lying on her side.

His cheek rested on the pillow, in the same position as last night.

The face is just a little closer.

Fortunately, she was a kind female thief and did not care because the other person was asleep.

"Found the secret compartment!"

The sound is pleasantly surprising, but a little loud.

"Hmm?" Tan Wenjie was confused. "Who is it?"

Oh no, people need to wake up!

"Hurry up!" Hongdou urged as she struggled to free her arm, but saw that her mother had already run out.

Hongdou followed him out.

This time they did not wait any longer, knowing that Tan Wenjie might practice some strange kung fu after waking up at night, so they went straight back to the woodshed.

They reviewed the situation after they returned.

"Why don't you take the money?" Hongdou couldn't help but ask.

That was the closest I've ever been to money.

"There's a locked box under the secret compartment, and I can't get the box out yet, and I haven't had time to open the lock yet."

Seeing her mother's embarrassed expression, Hongdou didn't know what to say.

"We'll have to wait until tomorrow night."

It was morning again. When Hongdou got up and washed up to see Tan Wenjie again, she saw that he had a serious expression on his face.

"Master Tan, what's wrong?"

"My house was robbed, and the secret compartment where I kept my money was found."

Hongdou's heart skipped a beat. He had just told her that there was a secret compartment yesterday, and it was robbed at night. With just a little thought, she could guess that it must be related to her.

It's time to run away.

Otherwise, when the government officials come to search, both mother and daughter will be in trouble.

After each fraud or theft, they would flee hundreds of miles away, roaming around the country to commit crimes, never stealing or selling the stolen goods in the same place.

It is because of this cautiousness that they are more famous than their peers.

"Don't worry, the box I put the money in was specially made by someone, and ordinary people can't open it. Besides, after I found out there was a thief last night, I hid the money somewhere else."

"It's better to change it. It's safer."

Hongdou regretted that she should have waited a little longer last night. Now she has to look for it again tonight.

She was relieved that she was not suspected, but she couldn't help feeling that he was really stupid. He was not a lustful person, and he believed in her unconditionally just because she died.

Since you are so stupid, you might as well give the money to yourself.

"Breakfast."

The food at the Tan family tastes delicious. Hongdou is very active in grabbing food, and this is a rare victory for her.

I had steamed buns this morning, and after the meal, my cup size doubled in size.

Even Tan Wenjie was amazed when he saw it.

"Isn't it hot?"

……

"It burned me to death!"

In the woodshed, Hongdou took out the bun hidden in her arms and handed it to her mother who was pretending to be a dead body.

"Finally I saw some meat."

After eating steamed buns with water for two consecutive days, Hongdou's mother couldn't help but burst into tears when she ate the hot buns.

Being a thief and ending up in such a state, I feel sorry for myself.

Although they made a lot of money and spent a lot of money by committing crimes everywhere, they had to hide their identities all the time and could not live a peaceful life. But no matter how miserable their lives were, at least they had wine and meat every meal, so she decided to use the money she stole to support her poor self.

In human terms, he stole the money and squandered it.

"He hid the money in another place." Hongdou saw her mother choking on a bun, so she patted her back and told her the information she had found out.

"And that box is not easy to open either."

"You'll know if you try it again tonight. Humph, there is no lock in the world that I, Zhu Xiaoqian, can't open!"

After spending the past two days in the house, although they did not eat well or sleep well and had to work night shifts, seeing that every time Tan Wenjie made a move, it was gold, made them more convinced that there was money here.

A thief never leaves empty-handed, and the traditions of our ancestors cannot be lost.

It's night again.

The familiar process does not need to be repeated.

Hongdou first got into bed, then leaned on the pillow face to face with Tan Wenjie, and everything went smoothly.

Of course, it is necessary to put your hands in familiar places.

The three people in the room, plus Lao Qin, who was holding a lantern as a save point, each performed their duties and did not disturb each other.

When the two female thieves came to check in, Tan Wenjie spoke up at the right time: "Huh? Who is it?"

His acting skills are superb, and practice makes perfect. The thief mother and daughter do almost the same things every night, and the lines he has to say are also almost the same. If Hongdou hadn't thrown herself into his arms every night, he would have quit long ago.

The two of them ran away in unison.

"It makes it hard for people to sleep well."

After getting out of bed and closing the door in a casual manner, Tan Wenjie suddenly felt that he had been at a disadvantage. He let Hongdou hug him, touch him and get into bed with him every night. If she got pregnant, wouldn't he be held responsible?

"Just wear some underwear tomorrow."

In the next few days, everything was peaceful during the day, but the female thief was busy at night.

In the end, she still didn't wear any underwear.

It's cooler not to wear it.

During the day, eat breakfast.

With the previous experience of grabbing food, Hongdou had already made preparations in advance.

"Master Tan, you helped me bury my mother, so I should marry you both morally and logically."

She racked her brains to get a full meal. As long as she could interrupt Tan Wenjie's actions and make him think, she could eat a few more bites.

"I'm so rich. If you want to marry me, you need at least 10 kilograms of gold and jewelry as a dowry."

Hongdou couldn't help but roll her eyes.

If I really had that much money, why would I become a female thief? I would have bought a house and lived a life of luxury.

I should have known that I couldn't communicate with him.

But it's also a good deal if you can take a few more bites of food.

She took one more bite after hearing that sentence just now, win!
At night, the mother and daughter thieves sneaked into the room again to find the location of the hidden money.

However, Hongdou's mother soon discovered something was wrong.

My daughter is slacking off at work.

Before she could say a word to her, the regularly updated doorman, Lao Qin, came again with a lantern.

"Why didn't you close the door again?"

Great read.

If it were someone else, whoever wanted to be the doorman could do it, but it was different for this person, Lao Qin. It was better to live a miserable life than to die.

Lao Qin failed the membership examination of Tiandihui and is still an intern. If he does anything wrong, he will be fired.

Most of the people who joined the Tiandihui were radicals. In addition, Chen Jinnan's style of doing things was arrogant. The Tiandihui established associations everywhere and leaked information everywhere, and a group of members would be optimized every period of time.

If you don’t want to be “optimized”, you can only work hard to achieve good results.

The longer you live, the more you want to live longer.

After taking a quick look, Lao Qin closed the door.

It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t understand. He should just stay out of his master’s business. Since Tan Wenjie’s matter concerns his own assessment, he needs to know how to handle it.

Hongdou's mother came out again and was busy for a while but didn't hear any sound. When she turned her head to look at the bed, she found two people hugging each other.

"red beans!"

The mother and daughter used selling themselves to bury their mother as a scam, but it was impossible for anything to really happen, and they would not suffer any loss at all.

If you have to pay the cost to steal something, can it still be called stealing? The first rule of stealing is that there must be zero cost.

"He's about to wake up, let's go." Hongdou skillfully broke free from the embrace.

It’s too familiar, and I don’t feel any ups and downs in my heart.

When we meet again tomorrow, you have to snatch his breakfast. Don't think that you can get him to eat two more buns tomorrow just because you don't wear clothes every night.

Leave Tan Wenjie's room.

"red beans."

"Mom, what's wrong?"

"What do you think of the moon tonight?"

"Are you thinking about sex?"

"I think you are the one who is thinking about love."

"I just want to find the money and get out of here." "That's good for you."

It is not suitable for them to stay in one place for a long time. Marriage and childbirth are too far away. Once they enter the world, they have no choice. Forcing themselves to stay will harm others and themselves.

If people knew that mother and daughter were thieves, even the best marriage would be broken up.

Tan Wenjie, lying on the bed, listened to the two people whispering and talking as the sound became farther and farther away.

"You don't even know to close the door." He waved his hand, a gust of wind blew, and the door closed automatically.

In the morning, at the dining table.

Hongdou walked towards her gracefully.

One of them was in no hurry to leave, and the other didn't chase anyone away. In addition, they always ate three meals a day together during this period, and the two of them had a strange tacit understanding, as if they had already gotten used to this kind of life.

Tan Wenjie suddenly mentioned: "Your mother's body has not been dealt with yet, it must be rotting soon."

Hongdou, who was stuffing food into her mouth, choked.

"Cough cough!!"

"Eat slowly."

Anko turned her head away and covered her face with her hands to avoid exposing herself.

"I, I still can't bear to leave her."

Acting out the sadness was too difficult, and her hands were stained with oil from the dumplings, so it was not suitable for rubbing her eyes.

While speaking, he took the opportunity to stuff two more bites of the buns into his mouth.

Tan Wenjie said, "That won't work. The body will stink if left for too long. What if rats eat it? How about this? I'll arrange for someone to bury your mother. Don't worry, I'll pay for it."

"Can we do it tomorrow?" Hongdou asked with her eyes rolling around and her cheeks puffed out.

At the same time, the brain is quickly thinking about response strategies.

"I want to spend one last day with my mother."

The tactic of procrastination.

"I know you are very filial." Tan Wenjie nodded, "Then how about cremation tomorrow?"

"Cough cough." Hongdou choked.

A scene appeared in my mind where my mother pretended to be a corpse and was thrown into the fire and burned, while the other party continued to pretend to be a corpse.

Shivered.

"Burial. We don't cremate in our hometown."

"If you don't cremate them, they'll easily turn into zombies." Tan Wenjie frowned, "Corpse is no joke, but you don't have to be afraid with me here. To tell you the truth, I'm best at catching ghosts and zombies."

"Yeah, I believe you!" Hongdou ate crazily.

She believes whatever you say, and it is better to have a full stomach than to have full ears.

After breakfast, Hongdou went to the woodshed on the pretext of missing her mother.

Tan Wenjie found Lao Qin and asked him to run errands.

After a busy day, Lao Qin came back in the afternoon, followed by a figure in white.

"Master, this is the hero Lu from the Lu Ren family of the Tiandihui."

"Hero Tan!" The man greeted him proactively, holding a box in his hand.

"Come on, what do you want to bring?" Tan Wenjie extended his hand enthusiastically.

"Ahem, sir, the box contains what you requested." Lao Qin reminded with a cough, "And I charged you 10% as a handling fee."

So dark?
It wasn't easy to earn that little bit of hard-earned money from robbery, and he had to choose carefully for fear of accidentally killing good people and bearing the consequences. The Tiandihui even sucked his blood.

He earns so much money, but he doesn't even bring two kilograms of fruit when he comes to someone's house.

"Please take a seat."

The two chatted in a dull manner. Tan Wenjie did not understand the current trend in the industry, and their conversation was always somewhat irrelevant.

No matter how skilled a martial arts master is, he is just an average person. He can’t even push a mountain over with one palm, and he can’t use the sword technique of Ten Thousand Swords Return to the Origin. Yet he still has the nerve to call himself a master.

He doesn't even dare to call himself a master.

"How is Chief Leader Chen doing lately?"

Speaking of the absolute core of the Tiandihui, Lu Renjia finally opened up: "The chief is worried about one thing. There is a scourge in the martial arts world, Ma Ning'er. He was once a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple. He defected to the Qing court for wealth and glory. Later, he was beaten severely by Hong Xiguan but survived. Then, a demon monk from the Western Regions used magic and potion to make him a poisonous man. He has a layer of poisonous scales on his body that are invulnerable to swords and guns. There is no rival for him in the martial arts world."

"Then have you ever thought about using explosives instead of knives and guns?"

Lu Renjia was stunned. Could this be possible? Why didn’t anyone among so many people in the Tiandihui think of this?

But he soon shook his head, thinking that all those strange and clever tricks were of no use.

"The chief leader has already thought of a way to deal with it." Lu Renjia said, "He found Juque, one of the most famous swords in the world. With this sword, we can break the shield formation. Even if the opponent is invulnerable to swords and spears, they may not be able to resist."

He is really stubborn.

The Tiandihui has money, people and channels. They can just follow Tan Wenjie's method and find a hundred people, each of whom carries fifty kilograms of explosives to block Ma Ning'er. They don't believe that they can't defeat the other party.

In the eyes of the Lu Ren family, the chief leader Chen Jinnan is one of the most powerful people in the world today, and with his magical weapon, it is easy for him to defeat Ma Ning'er.

After chatting for a while, Lu Renjia took the initiative to say goodbye and leave, as he still had a lot of work to do.

Tan Wenjie took the box back to the room and placed it on the cabinet.

"They are both so stupid, can they find it?"

After thinking about it, he dug another secret compartment.

By the way, I accidentally forgot to lock the box.

All he had to do was take a piece of paper and write “There’s no money hidden here.”

"It should be fine now."

In the woodshed, the mother and daughter were discussing the next plan of action.

Hongdou has already told her mother what Tan Wenjie said during the meal.

"How about using drugs?"

"He sleeps so soundly, there's no need."

"Whether it succeeds or not tonight, we must leave as soon as possible."

If you don't leave now, you will be cremated.

By dinner time, Hongdou was already prepared. She sat at the table and picked up her chopsticks, like an athlete waiting for the starting gun to start a race.

Just as I started to eat, I found that Tan Wenjie was standing aside and had not started yet.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

“I have an inflamed wisdom tooth.”

"Then I'll be the only one who can enjoy it." Hongdou smiled, "How bad."

When Hongdou really ate to her heart's content, she realized that her fighting ability was very poor and only half of the food was left.

But it was just the right time to pack it up and take it back so my mother could have a full meal. It was also tiring to pack the corpses.

"By the way, Miss Anko."

"What's wrong?" Hongdou, who had just taken out the oil paper to pack her food, paused.

"I'll send your mother off tomorrow. I've prepared a feast for her on the way. I'll serve it to her later."

"what?"

Returning to the woodshed again, Hongdou waited for the people who came to deliver the banquet to leave, then she immediately closed the door.

“Wow, it smells so good!”

The old woman who was pretending to be the corpse had already sat up and was drooling at the roast chicken, pork trotters, braised pork, etc. in front of her.

"The stingy boy really bleeds a lot this time."

Take a bite of the chicken butt.

"It smells good!"

Pick up the jug and take another sip.

"Cool!"

Hongdou sat down and watched her mother eat.

"He wants to bury you tomorrow. This is to send you off."

"As long as the food is this good, I have no problem going on the road once a day."

At night, after making sure that Tan Wenjie was asleep, they changed into night clothes again.

Everything is business as usual.

Hongdou skillfully went to the bed and took off the bracelet.

Before he could even exert any strength, he suddenly heard his mother say, "Found it!"

Found it? So fast!
When the box was opened, the treasures dazzled the two men.

"Hahaha, this kid actually forgot to lock the box and left!"

"Wait, the gold bracelet hasn't been obtained yet."

"There are at least ten pounds of gold here, so he doesn't need a gold bracelet!"

"Although he is a little bit stupid and dull, and a bit lazy, he will definitely starve to death without money." Hongdou nodded, "Just leave him a gold bracelet."

Looking back at the person on the bed again, Hongdou and her mother carried the boxes and left quickly.

Tan Wenjie opened his eyes.

"Is this enough?"

No wonder the two of them have been in the business for so long but are still just petty thieves. If they were a little more careful, they would have discovered that there was another layer under the secret compartment, which contained a stack of banknotes.

They were just searched casually. The cash could not be spent, so the banknotes became the last thing in the box.

He has such a low standard that he is too embarrassed to ask for the stolen money back.

Suddenly, Hongdou's voice was heard again, and Tan Wenjie closed his eyes again.

"Wait, I forgot to pick up something."

"Go quickly."

Hongdou returned to the room again and groped her way to the bed.

After making sure that Tan Wenjie's breathing was steady and he hadn't woken up, he lifted the quilt and skillfully crawled inside, leaving only his head exposed, resting on the pillow.

After thinking about it, he pulled Tan Wenjie's arm over and placed it on himself.

Feeling like something was missing, she raised her hand and pressed it against his chest.

She didn't have any extravagant expectations, but since she was already here, she felt like something was missing if she didn't follow the steps.

"Hongdou!" An urging voice sounded outside.

Anko quickly stood up and left.

"I thought he was going to rob her of her money and then her body." Tan Wenjie opened his eyes again.

When Hongdou crawled into bed, he was mentally prepared to become a father in ten months.

Forced to maintain his innocence, Tan Wenjie got up, put on his clothes, and changed into his white nightgown again.

The game of teasing the little thief is over. It’s time to rescue Chen Jinnan and also experience how powerful Ma Ning’er is.

The Qing soldiers have come to the town. Tan Wenjie is not deaf or blind. The fighting will definitely start either tonight, tomorrow night or the night after next. In any case, within the next month.

As long as the timeline is long enough, he will be able to calculate everything.

(End of this chapter)