Chapter 386 Your style is wrong

Chapter 386 Your style is wrong

Chapter 386 Your style is wrong

Hongdou and the other person left the house, hiding themselves in the darkness and stopped in an open place.

"Split the money!"

It is the happiest time for mother and daughter again.

You took one and I took one, and soon both of us were covered with all kinds of jewels.

"He's a man, how come his house is full of gold, silver and jewelry used by women?" Hongdou's mother raised her wrist and looked at it in the moonlight. "This gold bracelet is so beautiful, it seems to be newly made. That boy is not going to get married, is he? Hahahaha, now he can't get married, and he made me eat steamed buns for so many days! And he dared to say that I was fat!"

Eating cold steamed buns with cold water every day, my stomach expanded three times, and the layers of belly fat that represented the beauty of plumpness disappeared.

Hongdou was stunned when she heard this.

But she suddenly remembered what Tan Wenjie had said during the meal: I am so rich, if you want to marry me you must have at least ten kilograms of gold and jewelry as a dowry.

"Could he have already figured out that we are thieves?" Hongdou suddenly asked.

"So what if you see it?"

Hongdou's mother didn't care. She had already got the good things and nothing else mattered.

Besides, their acting skills are very crude. The core of the deception is Hongdou's pretty face. The other party is not fooled by the beauty at all, and the little head is not controlled. He must be able to see that they are liars.

"He wasn't fooled by your pretty face, maybe he's just stupid." She thought her daughter failed because of her beauty, and consoled her, "It's hard to find such a fool, luckily we succeeded."

"Hey, why did you steal my bracelet? That necklace is also mine. We agreed to split the spoils equally."

"Give me everything you stole this time, and everything you steal in the future will be yours." Hongdou closed the box, "The jewelry is so beautiful, I'll keep it as a dowry in the future."

Who said she wasn't attractive?

But she is so smart that she will definitely spend the money on herself if she has it, buy a yard for herself and live like a lady. She won't be stupid enough to give it back as a dowry.

"Then you should at least leave me a small piece of gold, otherwise I will have nothing to eat on the road."

When she was dealing with the corpse, she had already sworn that after stealing Tan Wenjie's money, she would go out and support herself in poverty. As the most famous beauty in the world, she would never go back on her word.

Hongdou opened the bundle: "I also packed some steamed buns."

"Ah~, eating steamed buns again."

"Do you want to eat?"

"Just eat it! Luckily I still have the roast chicken I didn't finish, hahaha."

……

After getting up and taking a walk in the evening, and asking Chu Renmei to mark a group of Qing soldiers, Tan Wenjie returned to his room and fell asleep again.

"Master, master!"

As soon as I got up in the morning, Lao Qin came hurriedly, followed by a group of Qing soldiers.

You are a traitor, Old Qin. You went from being a government lackey to a member of the Tiandihui and then back to a government lackey. The speed of your job change is too fast.

Lao Qin humbly introduced: "This is our master."

When the visitor saw Tan Wenjie, he smiled and said, "Master Tan, have any relatives ever come to your house?"

Whether you are arrogant depends on who you are with. There is no need to be overbearing towards rich people.

We will inevitably have dealings with each other in the future, and money will flow.

You can't just squeeze the oil out of those shitty people. Even if they squeeze out shit, there won't be much oil left.

"I just moved in a few days ago. I'm the only one in this house. There's also Lao Qin, but he only lives in the gatehouse."

"Can we search for it?"

"Please."

In the entire house, apart from the room he lived in, there were only people in the lobby, Hongdou's room, the woodshed and the toilet. It would be strange if they could be found.

A group of Qing soldiers moved aggressively, but soon returned in dejected form.

It's so clean that even mice that come here have to leave wiping their tears. It's pure wishful thinking for them to take advantage of the opportunity to make some money.

"What does Mr. Tan do? There are only two of you in the house, but how can you live in such a big house?" the official asked as if chatting.

"It's just because my family is rich."

He said it as it should be said.

"There are wars every day now, people are dying everywhere, and housing prices are so low. Even though the house looks big, it actually doesn't cost that much. As the saying goes, buy big, not small; buy new, not old."

I am so rich that I spend money according to my mood, but you say it is not cost-effective.

Don’t ask. I don’t want to irritate you. We are not from the same world.

"That's true. However, the Tiandihui thieves have been acting arrogantly recently. Mr. Tan must be careful. If you see five little boys escaping from Shaolin Temple, remember to report to the government. We have a lot of..."

But he couldn't bring himself to say the word "reward". The young man in front of him had the air of a nouveau riche and a dandy. He was afraid that he would be ridiculed if he mentioned the reward.

The crowd left in a hurry.

Lao Qin asked worriedly: "Master, let's..."

"It's time to eat and drink." Tan Wenjie said nonchalantly, "I'm going out to eat today."

Without the pretty girls to accompany him for meals, his appetite was much smaller. Unfortunately, the town was poor in resources and there were no brothels. Only some small alleys were open for business. He was not lustful, he just thought the dishes cooked in brothels were more delicious.

The next two days were peaceful and calm, which made Tan Wenjie, who had to go out in night clothes every night, feel a little regretful. Fortunately, Aunt Mei's delicious soup had been distributed fairly to every Qing soldier strolling in the town. The more evil spirits and resentment they had, the more delicious soup they would get.

In his eyes, it was as if he had turned on a X-ray machine and nothing could escape his sight.

Only in this world can he be so relaxed and arrogant. If he dared to mark ordinary people with his resentment in other places, a group of righteous people would rush over and shout at him to be beaten and killed.

After waiting for several days, a large number of people who were being followed by Chu Renmei gathered together that night.

"I thought I was the only one with problems." Tan Wenjie went out in a white nightgown and ran into a group of people wearing white clothes.

It turns out that wearing white clothes when going out at night is normal. Wearing black clothes when going out is not upright enough and does not look like a hero.

The most important thing for people of our generation is to show off, nothing else matters.

"The Iron-blooded Youth Group of the Tiandihui greets the Chief Leader!"

It's this mess again.

A melodious sound of piano came from the pavilion, arrogant and showy. You didn't even need to look to know that it must be Chen Jinnan.

Another group of Qing soldiers came with shields.

Tan Wenjie didn't quite understand. A group of gang members didn't launch sneak attacks or poison plots. Instead, they wore stylish white clothes and carried big swords, and wanted to fight a group of soldiers in armor and holding shields.

It's totally just delivering food.

The ones on the opposite sides were not ordinary soldiers either. Each of them had vigorous steps and moved high and low. They were all experts.

"here we go!"

Tan Wenjie watched Chen Jinnan leap up, holding a broad-bladed sword, and rush towards the soldiers in formation.

Watching the opponent knocking down the army formation with his own strength, and then looking at the so-and-so Hu Tuan, they are dressed very well but their strength is... So there is a reason why they are called Hu Tuan.

The boy band knew they were no match for the opponent, so they didn't take any action. Instead, they stood by and cheered for Chen Jinnan's approach.

"It turned out to be the cheerleading team."

He was still limited in his vision. He used to envy others because their disciples would take the initiative to introduce their identities before taking action. Now he realized that he could actually be extravagant and show off by bringing dozens of cheerleaders with him.

"You can also find some people to pretend to be passers-by. Pure passers-by's sharp comments are more credible."

Chen Jinnan is still a little bit behind.

Tan Wenjie thought about the feasibility of forming such a team himself.

Big rooster? No, it can't speak human language.

The villagers of Huangshan Village, headed by Village Chief Chu Renmei? Even worse, they are too naive and would be embarrassing to take out.

The Black Mountain Demon can do this, but he dares not show his head during the day.

Just as I was thinking about it, I saw Chen Jinnan, with a graceful and elegant figure, carrying a speaker and breaking through the military formation.

The army formation split apart, using shields as cover, and shrank into two large iron balls, crashing towards Chen Jinnan.

Chen Jinnan swung the Juque sword in his hand, and the big iron ball exploded.

Within five minutes of appearing on the scene, Chief Leader Chen had already gained an overwhelming advantage.

When it comes to showing off, no one can match him.

Tan Wenjie watched carefully and analyzed frame by frame.

"Playing the piano, cheerleading, sound system..."

It’s too troublesome. It’s not that easy to show off.

"boom!"

Suddenly, a bright silver armored vehicle with a peculiar shape rushed out, moved flexibly and gracefully, and stopped suddenly.

Chief Leader Chen rushed forward.

Chief Leader Chen was knocked away by an armored vehicle.

Chief Leader Chen rushed forward again.

Chief Leader Chen's feet were caught by the chariot.

Chief Chen is dead!

At this moment, Chen Jinnan felt like his scalp was about to explode. He was holding the Juque sword and thought he had the upper hand. With the support of the Iron Blood Youth League behind him, it would be difficult for him to lose. However, he did not expect such a strange car to appear.

But suddenly, a white figure rushed over with a sword, cut off the chariot's clamp with one sword, and grabbed Chen Jinnan by the back of the collar and rescued him.

"Hero Tan!"

Chen Jinnan was surprised.

"Fuck, you can recognize it like this?"

He was wearing a nightgown and a mask, but he was still recognized. It turned out that his most dazzling thing was not only his appearance, but also his personal charm. "That night when you killed the Qing soldiers and pretended to be Chen Jinnan, you were wearing this outfit."

Chen Jinnan clasped his fists and said, "Thank you for saving my life."

Thank you for being so handsome. You have to be such a heavy idol. It's really stressful.

"The one in the chariot is Ma Ning'er!" Chen Jinnan's expression was serious. "I didn't expect that even with the Juque Sword in hand, I couldn't be his match."

Nonsense, the car was driving at 120 km/h, a master of your level could easily be knocked over.

"give it to me."

Tan Wenjie grabbed the Xuanyuan Sword, and the sword in his hand suddenly flashed with golden light.

Chen Jinnan:?

Iron-Blooded Boys:?

Armored vehicle: ? ?
Your painting style is wrong, why is your sword shining with golden light?

Is this still the martial arts world?

Sword energy wrapped around the sword, and as Tan Wenjie chopped down with the sword, the sword energy turned into a crescent moon and slashed towards the armored vehicle.

The armored vehicle that had been committing all kinds of violence and making all the best fighters in the world flee had half of its front end cut off by a sword, revealing the vicious man Ma Ning'er who was curled up in a ball inside.

Ma Ning'er abandoned the car and ran away without thinking.

This is useless. Although he is invulnerable to swords and guns, he is no match for the armored vehicle.

Ma Ning'er, who jumped up like a big toad, suddenly felt the deadly sword energy sweeping towards him. When he turned around, he saw the golden light blooming.

Cut in half.

Tan Wenjie rushed over.

"Hero Tan, what is this?"

"Finish the fight!"

Ma Ning'er, a master of poison, died as soon as he appeared on the scene.

"Thank you, Mr. Tan!" Chen Jinnan clasped his fists.

It's not appropriate to call him Immortal, so let's call him Sect Leader. He doesn't look like he's planning to found a new sect, he's just playing around in the world.

So it is more appropriate to call him a hero. Chen Jinnan is very good at judging people. The other party must have had enough of being a beggar and wants to change his career, otherwise he would not allow those stories about him to spread in the world.

For this purpose, he also asked the Tiandihui to provide some guidance to make Tan Wenjie's name more glorious and righteous.

Now it seems that we are on the right track.

The youth group followed suit and clasped their fists, their voices shaking the sky.

"Please help me carry this car back."

"Of course!" Chen Jinnan nodded repeatedly.

He secretly thought that his previous decision was correct. Having such a remarkable person as a friend, even if he did not participate in the anti-Qing and restoration of Ming Dynasty, he would provide great help in all aspects.

"Puff!" Chen Jinnan vomited blood.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Vomiting blood after the war, so classic.

It will definitely be safe for the next period of time, but it's a pity that Chen Jinnan is not a beauty, otherwise he suspects that the other party will definitely be poisoned and injured in the chest. At that time, someone will have to sacrifice himself to take the drug.

Of course this is unhygienic, and it is not clear whether you will die from chest poisoning, but don’t think it will be easy if you suck it with your mouth.

He grabbed Chen Jinnan's collar with one hand to prevent him from falling, and at the same time he picked up the Juque sword and took a look at it.

What a pity, this is the Juque Sword from the Low Magic and Middle Martial Arts World. Apart from being made of special materials, being sharp and the sword being more handsome, it is not as good as the Xuanyuan Sword in his hand in all aspects.

If he used the flying sword refining method with spirit stones, he might be able to make a good flying sword, but there was no need for that. He didn't like using swords at all.

If you have that energy, you might as well buy more magic weapons.

……

morning.

Tan Wenjie circled the armored vehicle twice.

It is certain that this is definitely the art of Qimen Dunjia, otherwise it is impossible to explain how a chariot that cannot move its body and has no steering wheel can move.

That would be fine, but what about energy?

Solar? This thing was used at night, and he couldn't find the batteries.

"The drunk Taoist also seems to have an energy-free wooden chariot."

Compared with this murderous armored vehicle, the drunk Taoist's vehicle is just a flimsy and loose little toy. The principle should be similar.

Looks like I need to ask Drunk Taoist for help.

He has always had a heart for a motorcycle. Riding a horse to subdue demons and monsters is too ordinary. Riding a motorcycle is more handsome.

Hearing footsteps behind him, Tan Wenjie turned around and asked, "Master Chen, how is your injury?"

"Thank you, Mr. Tan. I'm fine now."

Chen Jinnan is not the kind of person who curries favor with the powerful, but after what happened last night, he felt that his self-perception might be a little biased.

In fact, hugging thighs is also quite pleasant.

When you meet a god, don't come over and pretend to be noble.

"It just so happens that I have something I would like to ask the Tiandihui for help with."

You really get what you want!
Chen Jinnan nodded repeatedly: "Whatever Mr. Tan needs, Tiandihui will definitely try its best to satisfy you."

If you don't ask for help yourself, how can you ask others for help? Interpersonal relationships are like you owe me and I owe you.

"I want to find the drunk Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain. He is very slovenly. He drinks and flirts with women every day. He is also a hypocrite and has no fixed place to live."

"How could there be such a person in Longhu Mountain?" Chen Jinnan said righteously, "Please rest assured that this kind of wild behavior violates the rules and regulations, and the Tiandihui will definitely kill him."

"Hey, hey, hey, it's not about killing people. It's about helping me find information about him." Tan Wenjie pointed at the armored vehicle, "He should be able to repair it."

Chen Jinnan nodded: "Within half a month, there will be news."

This is the confidence of the leader of the Tiandihui. There are so many associations that he himself doesn't even know how many there are. If he raises his arms and calls for help, all of them will be members of the Tiandihui.

Therefore, the leader has to show off every time he appears. If he keeps a low profile in this era without photos and with backward means of communication, his own people may not recognize him and it will be difficult to distinguish the real from the fake.

"Master, Chief, it's time to eat."

"Master, do you have no official business to attend to?"

You really don't consider yourself an outsider.

"I'm hurt, cough cough."

Too fake.

Tan Wenjie picked up the chopsticks and glanced at Chen Jinnan.

Loss of appetite.

He shook his head. His character was set to make a splash at the Heavenly Master Conference next year. How could a wizard who debuted as a Heavenly Master be seduced by beauty?

"Master Tan, what's wrong?" Chen Jinnan was eating with relish.

"In the past, it was a beautiful girl who accompanied me for dinner, but now it's you."

"Hero Tan is really cool and elegant."

I really want to ask Lao Qin to come over and see what authentic flattery is. It is melodious, takes advantage of every opportunity, is shameless, and happens one after another.

During a meal, Chen Jinnan would praise him more than a dozen times.

"Although Ma Ning'er is dead, the crisis is not over." Chen Jinnan put down his chopsticks. "They will not give up until they get the treasure map. We must find the treasure map first and dig out the treasure."

"You want to dig for treasure, why are you looking at me?"

He only stayed in this world for one year, and he had robbed too much money some time ago to spend it all. Now was the time when he felt annoyed at the sight of money.

"I just lament that although Mr. Tan is so powerful, he has not joined the Tiandihui. If you join, there will be no worries about not being able to accomplish great things."

"We haven't even been drinking, why are we talking about national affairs?"

When two men get together, what they care about is not their monthly salary of three to five thousand yuan, but national affairs. This is the most boring thing. He likes to eat more melodramatic gossip.

Not guaranteed to be authentic, but certainly powerful enough.

Chen Jinnan didn't say anything more. He knew how to read the atmosphere and started chatting with Tan Wenjie about martial arts.

"I don't know much martial arts, if you want to learn I can teach you."

Lightning Thunder Fist, Wooden Stake Technique, Purple Cloud Heart Technique, etc. require too high a talent.

Tathagata Palm and Seven Spin Slash are still okay. Even if Chen Jinnan is not talented enough, the first few moves of Tathagata Palm are enough.

"This... my skills are enough."

Chen Jinnan was still very respectable and had never thought about learning martial arts from others.

For several days in a row, Tan Wenjie's life was very peaceful. The mansion still couldn't recruit a servant that suited his needs. In addition, Tan Wenjie learned the location of the Drunken Taoist, so he decided to go on a long journey, the kind that would most likely not come back.

It's too easy to get into trouble in this place. The deep mountains and old forests are more suitable for him. It would be best if there are ancient temples with desolate tombs. In case he accidentally meets the monk Dengcao... He is the most knowledgeable about Buddhism.

As for Lao Qin.

The Tiandihui will definitely deal with him. Whether he lives or dies depends entirely on Chen Jinnan's mood. The rules and standards of this kind of organization, which relies on slogans and is full of energy, fluctuate greatly.

Simply put, it depends on your appearance.

Therefore, there is a high probability that Lao Qin is in danger. There is a small probability that he will go to other places to guard the gate. It is impossible for him to retire and return home. No matter if he is a running dog or a traitor, he can't retire unless he is dead.

Chanting a mantra for the afterlife for Lao Qin in his heart, Tan Wenjie went out.

(End of this chapter)