Chapter 401 Looks Like My Wife

Chapter 401 Looks Like My Wife

Chapter 401 Looks Like My Wife
Tan Wenjie sat on the sofa, thinking about how to sneak in front of the devil without arousing vigilance.

If I use force, regardless of whether I can get through or not, the whole building is dozens of stories high and is filled with monsters and demons. If I am not careful, the demon king will escape.

He has always been the one to sneak attack others, so how could he give others the opportunity to sneak attack him?

A TV in front suddenly turned on, and a woman was doing aerobics on TV.

Tan Wenjie took a look and turned his head.

"Hey, why aren't you watching?" asked the woman on TV.

"I won't look at you if you're wearing so many clothes."

"Then should I take off one piece of clothing for you to see?"

"She's too ugly, and I won't even look at her even if she takes off dozens of pieces."

"You're looking for death. I'm going to crawl out and find you." The woman stretched her hands out from the TV and leaned her upper body out, only to find that Tan Wenjie was motionless.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

“Why don’t you run?” She bared her teeth and claws, “I’m going to come out and kill you right now, ahhhh!”

"Ah, help." Tan Wenjie stood up, called for help in a calm tone, and ran towards the women's restroom without any panic.

The ghosts here all have problems with their brains.

When he wanted to sneak into the Huo’s Building before, Judy came to him on her own initiative. Now when he wanted to sneak into the women’s restroom to see the devil, a ghost showed up and drove him into the women’s restroom.

How thoughtful. If I don't beat them, they will be scared to death, and it would be a waste of their efforts to help me.

When he pushed open the door of the women's restroom, a gust of wind that had been lurking for a long time instantly wrapped around his body.

The wind pulled, but it didn't move.

Tan Wenjie glanced at the situation in the women's restroom. The mirror in front was replaced by a huge hole, and bursts of evil energy were coming out. It should be a space similar to the ghost realm.

"Ah~" He screamed and relaxed his body, allowing the wind to blow him in.

I got into the hole and fell freely, and it took me a few seconds to get my feet on the ground.

"Such a strong evil spirit."

The place was filled with resentment, like arrows piercing his heart, making him feel uneasy.

Japanese soldiers slowly surrounded them. Tan Wenjie rubbed the ground lightly with his left foot, ready to attack.

"Bring him here!"

"Hi!"
Right.

Tan Wenjie raised his hands high and was led by the Japanese soldiers to a pool of blood.

A Japanese officer in military uniform was kneeling in front of him.

In the current situation, who is the one who was arrested and coerced?

You stand and the other person kneels.

"Yoshi~" the Japanese officer said a lot of gibberish.

Is this the case with Japanese? He had studied sex talk carefully and was confident that he could understand it all, but now he could only barely understand a small part.

Look at Tan Wenjie standing there in a daze.

The Japanese officer switched languages: "You, come over here and work."

"If you had said that earlier, I would have understood."

There is a good country where Japanese is commonly used, but you have to use your niche Japanese. How many people can understand your Japanese?

We are so close, we can take action now.

"Qi Men Flying Armor, unsheath!"

The sword light, dragging the golden sword energy, flew out from behind and hung beside Tan Wenjie.

As Tan Wenjie flicked his finger, the flying sword dragged a golden sword light towards the Japanese officer.

"Oh!"

But the opponent raised the saber in his hand and blocked the Xuanyuan Sword.

"There are two brushes."

But two at most.

Colonel Tanaka was shocked. This was not a delicacy at all, but a ghost coming to claim his life, and he didn't even notice that there was anything wrong with the other party.

"I only need three more people to transform into a demon. If I eat you, I will definitely become a demon!"

Tanaka raised his head and roared, and a large number of Japanese soldiers rushed over.

This is his demonic world, why should he be afraid?

Tan Wenjie suddenly kicked forward with his left foot.

"Buzz!!"

The 3000 wheel of the Fire Saw Blade was suspended at the foot, the chain circular saw was spinning wildly, and the flames were boiling and twisting.

In just a moment, the sparks from the wheels rubbing against the ground and the wildly burning flames were like the flapping wings of a flaming butterfly blooming on his left leg.

Enveloping the space on the left.

Tan Wenjie loosened his feet and drove the wheel out actively. He encountered the first Japanese soldier and knocked him away instantly. He easily took off his head and burned the headless body under him with resentment and Taoist fire.

The buzzing circular saw roared as it ran and cut along the way, leaving behind headless, burning ghosts.

Colonel Tanaka, who was confronting the Xuan-Yuan Sword, didn't care about those things. His heart turned cold at this moment, and he slashed with the saber in his hand more than ten times, but he could not do anything to the flying sword.

I was just one step away, but I failed at this moment.

“The blood demon is leaving the body… ugh!”

Bang, a carp hit Colonel Tanaka's face, interrupting him forcefully.

Colonel Tanaka raised his hand to grab the carp stuck to his face and threw it heavily to the ground. At the moment when his attention was diverted, the Xuanyuan Sword, which had seized the opportunity, pierced his chest and the saber in his hand slipped out of his hand and stuck into the ground.

The sharpness and terror emanating from the sword suppressed his body and made him unable to move.

on the ground.

Carp: "Boss, I'm going to die for you to see."

Tan Wenjie bent down to pick up the bloody carp, then took out a lucky gold coin that was filled with dragon energy and stuffed it into the carp's mouth.

The carp, which usually had a hard time absorbing dragon energy, was in the evil place and seriously injured, and its absorption speed was actually accelerated. In the blink of an eye, the scales on its body grew back and it became lively again.

When the carp's injury heals, the absorption rate slows down again.

"As a carp, you have to strive forward."

"Boss, I'm just a fish."

Speech is much more coherent and the pace of evolution is fast.

The carp also understood what Tan Wenjie meant. When injured, the carp absorbs dragon energy faster, so it gets injured more often.

"Boss, I..."

Tan Wenjie let go of his hand, and the carp fell to the ground and turned into a cloth shoe hanging on his right foot. He then lifted his left foot and the wheel came back.

In a flash, the wheels and cloth shoes disappeared, and Tan Wenjie was back to wearing only ordinary sneakers.

He bent down, grabbed Colonel Tanaka, jumped out, and stuck his body between the human world and the evil land, serving as a bridge to connect the two places.

Outside, the sky was filled with dark clouds, lightning flashed, and heavy rain poured down.

Tan Wenjie used the "Five Thunder Palm" to cause five thunders to strike his head.

"Boom!"

The lightning struck the roof of the Huo Building, tearing through the top floor, smashing the ceiling, and a bolt of lightning struck into Colonel Tanaka's demonic world.

The blood pool was surging and the murderous aura was boiling. The Japanese soldiers fled in panic, but like headless flies, they were eventually scared to death.

The lightning flashed past, leaving only the heavenly book of thunder engraved on the ground.

"What a strong thunder energy, it really has done many evil things."

Tan Wenjie opened his mouth and swallowed the lightning energy. The lightning energy condensed into mist and then turned into thunderclouds that circled around him. Fortunately, his body was extremely strong and his lightning resistance was also extraordinary, otherwise just swallowing these lightning patterns would be enough to take his life.

But even so, his life and physical strength were rapidly decreasing.

The Japanese soldiers were stained with countless sins during their lifetime, and after their death they tried to transform themselves into demons to continue doing evil. They have committed countless injustices.

Tan Wenjie knew that he could not hold on any longer, so he immediately went on a buying spree.

Now only the Lightning Thunder Fist can dissolve the thunder energy that is about to burst his belly.

[Through your hard work and practice, your "Lightning Thunder Fist" has finally made another step forward and is now at level 6]

Lightning Thunder Fist lv6 (1100000/5248800), HP limit +36, mana limit +36, stamina limit +36, can store lightning to attack, mana consumption: 4; lightning damage +4, lightning resistance +4; Thunder Eater (can swallow lightning); Thunder Seal, mana consumption: 100 (can make thunder patterns to store lightning); Thunder Tree (a thunder tree that appears for a period of time and provides lightning attack assistance)
Roosters kept crowing.

The sound of fists whirring.

The Huo's Building was struck by lightning, which attracted the attention of many people and even ghosts. However, no one noticed that on the top floor of the building, which was burning with raging fire after being struck by lightning, there was a figure practicing boxing.

The thunder in the rain clouds in the sky seemed to sense the lightning on his body and responded with frequent chirping sounds.

Finally, all the stress in my body disappeared.

Tan Wenjie burped and looked at the nest of roosters. He tried his best to control the power of lightning, but whether the electric chicken could be successfully made also depended on luck.

Fortunately, he was lucky this time.

A total of 38 survived, plus the previous 11, a total of 49.

Heavy rain extinguished the flames, leaving behind a scorched earth.

As for the chickens on the ground that were smelling burnt, they were no longer important.

He will probably be short of mana for a while, so it's better to make the electric chicken as soon as possible. 38 will require at least 3800 mana.

The biggest gain is the further improvement of Lightning Thunder Fist. Now I don’t need to accumulate energy to use it. As soon as I think about it, the lightning will come.

Life: 209/209
Mana: 309/309
Physical strength: 476/476
Compared to the improvement of the Lightning Thunder Fist which had been stagnant for a long time, the 10 experience points were not that important.

My own evaluation has finally improved.

Found the right way.

When I walked out of the ladies' room, I saw a leg sticking out from under the TV, then another leg, and two hands.

"Hey."

Hearing the noise, the TV paused and turned stiffly.

The person on the screen was the female ghost who had just been doing the aerobics.

"What the hell are you?"

"T-Television ghost."

"interesting."

He casually used a mine to blow up the TV, which was interesting, but he was not interested in staying any longer.

At the same time, a figure had already fled from the building.

Judy was frightened to the point of nearly losing her soul. In the demon world, she saw with her own eyes that the Demon King was beaten up like a chicken by Tan Wenjie. Fortunately, she realized that something was wrong and escaped from the demon world immediately, otherwise she would have been buried with the entire demon world under the thunder.

Although the Demon King shouted "Kill God if God stands in the way, kill Buddha if Buddha stands in the way", Judy knew that was just slogans, and they were best at shouting slogans. Now Judy could only find a master that the Demon King Colonel Tanaka had contacted before. The other party was from Japan and even provided some help in the construction of the building.

"Help me."

As soon as she broke into the house, she felt like she had entered a maze and couldn't tell the directions.

Suddenly, a Japanese sliding door appeared in front of me.

The figure of a woman in a kimono lies on her side, and the candlelight casts her shadow on the sliding door.

Judging from his movements, he is obviously holding a cat in his hands.

Move gently.

There is also the sound of "meow".

"The Demon King was killed by a terrifying man, and it also attracted thunder from the sky." There was still fear in Judy's voice.

"Those poor old antiques who are still alive in history can't rest in peace even after death." A woman's gentle voice came from behind the door, "I know, don't worry."

Judy breathed a sigh of relief.

But then I saw the shadow on the door pick up a flower.

Puff, puff, petals flew out and pinned Judy to the ground.

Judy, who had just escaped a disaster, was nailed to death in an instant, his soul was scattered and only a corpse was left.

"Do you need me to investigate?" a man's voice asked.

"We only seek wealth. There are many powerful people in this land. There is no need for us to conflict with them. The bodies must be dealt with cleanly."

"Yes." The man nodded, but felt strange.

This does not fit his perception of his "master".

But soon the voice came again, "Move tomorrow, no, move tonight."

"……Yes."

This time the man understood, and it was not that he avoided a conflict, but that he deliberately avoided the other party.

I want to run away, for fear of being implicated by Judy.

……

Although Tan Wenjie had increased the speed of killing ghosts, he still let quite a few escape. Even until the end, he did not release Chu Renmei and the Black Mountain Old Demon.

If the Black Mountain Demon appears, no one in the entire building, dead or alive, will be able to leave.

He still chose to keep a few more tricks hidden. If someone thought that these were all his cards and chose to kill him, then he would call out the Black Mountain Demon, and the scene would be very interesting.

That night, there seemed to be a big hole in the sky, and heavy rain poured down.

the next day.

"Ajie!"

"what happened?"

It was Zhang Ling who came back. She had just taken off her coat and was sitting on the sofa with a happy look on her face.

"The Huo's Building was struck by lightning last night. I went to take a look and the negative energy was completely gone." Zhang Ling said, "When I was talking about the demon world with Master yesterday, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to deal with it. Phew, I didn't expect it to be completely destroyed by a bolt of lightning."

"Maybe those Japanese devils were too arrogant and God couldn't stand it and killed them."

He stood up, put his arms around Zhang Ling's waist and pressed her head on his shoulder.

"Ajie, I, I'm coming."

If I hadn’t known you were coming, I wouldn’t have dared to hug you.

He had already smelled the blood.

"What are you thinking about?" The atmosphere became increasingly tense.

They were gentle and attentive, and had a heated exchange of words.

Zhang Ling's cheeks were flushed as she went back to the company to get busy. She planned to go back and investigate who was the person behind the construction of this building. Tan Wenjie, on the other hand, was skipping work and doing his own thing.

Drive off.

"The location is so good, right next to the crematorium, the business is booming."

After parking the car, Tan Wenjie came to his own funeral supplies store, which was already open for business and there was an old man looking after the store.

His expression did not change after he learned that the store had been sold. After all, he was just trying to make a living.

The lawyer I had arranged with was already waiting in the store, so I didn’t have to worry about the rest.

As long as you pay enough, there won't be any trouble at all.

The phone rang and Tan Wenjie answered it.

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Tan?" It was a woman.

"you are?"

"I'm a police officer. There's a missing person case and we want to talk to you about it."

Ten minutes later, a car stopped in front of the store.

Two people got out of the car and walked over aggressively. To be more precise, the woman in front, who was wearing a white suit and walked more domineeringly than the God of Gamblers, was aggressive, while the man behind was just slacking off.

We bump into each other again.

It was exactly the same as Long Er, and Tan Wenjie couldn't help but take a closer look.

If I'm not mistaken, the person in front of me has smaller breasts and is taller.

"Mr. Tan?"

"I'm."

"Why are you staring at me?"

"I'm sorry, you look like someone I know."

"Huh?" The follower who was slacking off nearby widened his eyes. This set of rhetoric looked so familiar.

The man in front of me wouldn't want to pick up a tomboy, right?

warrior!

There are countless senior and junior brothers and sisters who know that the tomboy is beautiful, so why has no one ever dared to try it? If someone saw her smash the door panel with one punch, they would definitely come to their senses.

"Me? Who do I look like?" she asked subconsciously.

"My wife."

"Puff!" The follower couldn't hold it back, but when a cold gaze swept over him, he trembled and held it back.

My life is at stake.

"What did you say?" She didn't feel embarrassed at all that someone dared to tease her.

No, it feels a bit weird that someone would tease me.

"I'm not teasing you." Tan Wenjie shook his head to deny it.

Although the other party walked briskly and looked like a stranger who wanted to stay away from him, he believed that with his superb skills in picking up girls and his insignificant appearance, he could easily fool a rookie like this.

He even tricked her into buying insurance and put his own name as the beneficiary.

I just said this out of inspiration.

He has met too many people who look the same but have different personalities. Fortunately, his processor is extraordinary and he can clearly distinguish each person.

An excellent processor is a must-have for a scumbag, even more important than the physical hardware.

When I think about it carefully, I realize that I am really a passionate person.

Joan is similar to Fu Qingfeng, Luo Na, Bai Miner and Xiao Min are similar to Fu Yuechi, and the female police officer in front of me is similar to Long Er...

It seems that he has dated many people, but in fact he is very infatuated. Most of the time he chooses the same person, which satisfies his desire for novelty without changing his mind.

The only problem is probably that my wife has a stamp collecting habit. If there is someone in this world who looks exactly like my wife, I would like to flirt with her. It is not difficult to do so.

But there's another problem.

There was a very famous master who looked exactly like the female police officer in front of him and Long Er. If he remembered correctly, he was very fond of embroidery. In order to practice some martial arts, he changed his urinating habit from standing to squatting.

"Why don't you speak?" The female police officer felt uncomfortable being stared at by such affectionate gaze.

"Feel sorry."

Tan Wenjie subconsciously used the look of looking at a dog, and used this handsome face as a backdrop. He also moved to the side of the guy who was watching the show, using the other's ugly face as a backdrop.

Now, no one can be more handsome than him.

The female police officer subconsciously took a half step back, her heart beating a little irritably. Fortunately, she easily suppressed her restlessness with her experience of being single since birth.

"Mr. Tan, we hope you can answer some questions. Did you meet with Judy, the female secretary of the Huo Group, yesterday?"

"That's right." Tan Wenjie nodded. "She said she could help me arrange a meeting with the group's boss. I just started working and didn't know much, so I was very happy to hear that she could help. I didn't expect that she would actually take me to a hotel."

"Did you go?" the guy next to him asked excitedly.

The news is explosive.

The female police officer had a blank expression on her face, but she looked him up and down.

He is young, handsome, sunny and healthy. And according to her understanding, Judy never refuses anyone who comes to her. The appointments are all scheduled for the next month. She will definitely not let him go.

If it were her... No, she wouldn't have that kind of thought.

"She said she wanted to see the contract, and I didn't think much about it."

"Tsk tsk," the melon-eating man shook his head.

"But as soon as we arrived at the hotel to look at the contract, her boss called, and then we went to the Huo's Building together."

"Then?"

"After that, I signed the contract and took over the store." He pointed, "Then I went home to sleep. I woke up this morning and found out that the Huo's Building was struck by lightning, causing countless deaths and injuries. I also have the contract, and my lawyer is still in there. If you don't believe me, you can take a look."

All the dead are dead, and the living people don’t go to work at night.

"Where's Judy?"

"Not sure, maybe he stayed?"

Regardless of whether Judy was struck to death by lightning last night, the other party would never show up to cause trouble for him and would just stay as far away from him as possible.

The world of monsters and demons is simpler than the human world. Whoever has the bigger fist is right.

The guy who was watching the show nearby had an "I understand" expression on his face. Being left behind by the boss could only lead to one possible outcome. Maybe after they had shared the passion last night, they were struck by lightning and buried in the sea of ​​fire together.

They couldn't get anything out of Tan Wenjie and had no evidence, so they had to leave first.

"If there is any progress in the case, I will contact you." She left Tan Wenjie's contact information and left in a hurry.

Tan Wenjie shook his head.

How can you say such a lie? Let's see if the guy standing next to you believes it.

"Ah, B, what are you looking at? Let's go." She couldn't stand that look.

"Oh, here it comes." A B gave Tan Wenjie a thumbs up.

(End of this chapter)