Chapter 402 I saw you putting eye drops in your eyes
Chapter 402 I saw you putting eye drops in your eyes
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Tan Wenjie looked at Cheng Sheng who had been pretending to be stupid, and ordered a glass of wine under the gaze of the bartender.
He had just finished his work in the store when he received a call from Cheng Sheng, who happened to be not far away, so he came over.
"What's up?"
We had only met twice and were not very familiar with each other.
Cheng Sheng rubbed his hands: "Brother Jie, where have you made money recently?"
If someone calls him Brother Jie when meeting him, he is either a rapist or a thief.
"I've been really busy lately. Just now a female police officer gave me her personal contact information."
Tan Wenjie touched his pocket and said it was a case investigation, but it was too strange to directly give him her personal contact information. She had called him before, so how could she not have the contact information?
It was an old-fashioned excuse, and it took a lot of effort for him to pretend that he didn't understand.
Cheng Sheng was surprised: "How dare someone like us flirt with a police officer?"
The mouse is dating the cat, so arrogant.
Tan Wenjie complained: "How did you manage to put all ten fingers in your mouth? Also, don't open your eyes so wide."
He has absolutely no intention of picking up girls. Who says there is no pure friendship between men and women?
At most, he gives the other person a chance to seduce him.
"Cheng Sheng, what do you want to talk to me about?" He skipped the nonsense and got straight to the point.
"Woo woo woo." Cheng Sheng got into the role in a second, "Brother Jie, you knew that my girlfriend got married to someone else, but you didn't even send me an invitation, woo woo woo."
"Congratulations, you saved some money again." Tan Wenjie paused, his face full of disdain, "You won't take the initiative to give me a red envelope, will you?"
"How is that possible! Isn't that even more despicable than a dog?"
"I can rest assured that."
"But I wuwuwu~"
"Why are you turning your face away? I saw you putting eye drops in your eyes."
Suck.
Cheng Sheng wiped his nose and reached out to pick up the wine glass in front of Tan Wenjie: "Ever since I was dumped, I have been trying to get out of the shadow of my relationship."
Tan Wenjie: "That's my wine."
Cheng Sheng looked up: "They say drinking is the way to forget your sorrows."
"Fuck, let's get down to business, and make it short!"
It's not the first time I've seen him, but he's always so mean every time.
Cheng Sheng quickly calmed down: "I want to ask you for help. I was forced to owe a large sum of money recently."
Tan Wenjie immediately stood up: "Oh, the gas in my house is not turned off yet."
"I'm not asking you to borrow money." Cheng Sheng said immediately.
Tan Wenjie sat down again: "It's okay even if you borrow money. We have such a good relationship."
"Brother Jie, so you are willing to lend me money?"
"Don't call me Brother Jie, just call me Ajie." Tan Wenjie took out a few pieces of paper from his pocket, showed them to you, and then put them back into his pocket. "I don't have any contact information for women in my pocket. It's not that I don't want to lend it to you."
"Actually, the matter is very simple. This matter must not be leaked out." Cheng Sheng leaned close to Tan Wenjie's ear and whispered.
Tan Wenjie exclaimed loudly: "What! You broke into a rich man's house by picking the lock, trying to pretend to be the owner, and then tricking others into investing in you. Now you don't have enough manpower and want me to help you? And help you pry intelligence?!!"
"Shhhh! Keep your voice down!" Cheng Sheng turned his head left and right, feeling guilty. "You are the most handsome and richest person I know. Please help me. If you need anything in the future, come to me. I will go through fire and water for you!"
"Can you lend me money?"
"Forget about lending money. At worst, I won't steal the girl you like in the future and I'll give her to you."
"Tsk, are you sure you can steal my girls? Believe it or not, I will steal as many girls as you have, and make you rely on your hands for the rest of your life?" Tan Wenjie snapped his fingers and said to the bartender, "Another drink, the bill will be on him."
"Brother Jie, does this mean you agree?" He refused to admit that Tan Wenjie was really more handsome than him.
"When did I say yes? I'm very busy every day. I have an appointment later."
"The rich man's daughter's breasts are 36 inches."
"It is our duty to help our brothers."
"Brother Jie, I know you are the most righteous."
"When you are out there, righteousness comes first. I will help you block the peach blossom demon."
Cheng Sheng turned his head and rolled his eyes. If you didn’t tell me it was 36 inches, I’d be surprised if you would help me.
Tan Wenjie also turned his head and rolled his eyes. It would be strange if Cheng Sheng wanted to get him if there was really a benefit. There must be a big trap.
The two turned around and looked at each other, revealing trustworthy smiles.
"Cheers!" X2
"She's right there. I told her to come over."
Cheng Sheng was also afraid that Tan Wenjie would really run away after saying such a harsh word, so he brought the fat sheep's daughter out today specifically to not give Tan Wenjie a chance to regret.
After hearing from his master, the Fairy of Love, that Tan Wenjie's approach was different from his own, and that it was not a petty scam but a love scam, and that the most important thing to do if one wanted to pull this trick was to be pretty, Cheng Sheng deliberately ignored why his master did not teach him any easy ways to make money and eat delicious food, but instead taught him despicable and low-level scams like pretending to be blind and insane.
He must be gifted and doesn't need to rely on his looks to make a living. Pure skills can also fill his stomach. Selling his looks is a low-level choice.
Tan Wenjie looked in the direction of Cheng Sheng's finger.
The crowd gathered around a busty girl in a short skirt.
"Are you sure what young lady that is?"
To be able to dance pole dancing so skillfully requires several years of hard study and practice.
"Give me money, give me money, give me money. You don't have to pay to watch dancing." The other party was shouting.
The crowd shouted, "You'll take it off for money?"
"Of course~"
Cheng Sheng pulled his eyelids with both hands, helping to open his eyes as wide as possible: "Wait, I want to take a closer look."
Some people paid money, and the pole dancer was not ambiguous and just showed it to the audience for money.
There was a burst of wows at the scene.
"Apple, this way!" Cheng Sheng waved to the woman who had put on her clothes again.
"Here it comes." The woman adjusted her shoulder straps and walked in a cat-like manner.
She didn't look at Tan Wenjie for even a second, and she stared at Cheng Sheng with affectionate eyes from beginning to end.
Tan Wenjie narrowed his eyes: "..."
The Mediterranean uncle at the next table glared at Tan Wenjie fiercely several times because his girlfriend kept secretly glancing at him.
After sitting here for a while, he has become the center of attention of all the women. He has also received countless hateful and jealous looks from men. If looks could kill, he would be repeating this cycle of death and resurrection over and over again.
Apple didn't even look at him, there must be something wrong.
"This is Miss Apple, from the United States." Cheng Sheng winked at Tan Wenjie and introduced, "This is Ajie, my business partner."
"Hello, Miss Ai." Tan Wenjie looked the other person up and down, and finally locked his eyes on Zhong.
If the name really lives up to its name, he must be often hit.
But no matter how you look at her, she looks like a nightclub lady, and the action of taking the tip and putting it into her chest could be described as skillful.
He knew that Cheng Sheng couldn't possibly have a good girl willing to introduce her to him.
"Oh, my name is Apple~"
“So it’s an English name.”
"You hate it~"
"What business is Ajie doing recently?" Cheng Sheng assisted from the side.
"As for me, I recently bought a store and plan to study the yin-yang currency exchange rate."
"..."X2
Didn't understand.
But they understood what he said. Cheng Sheng gave them a thumbs up in his heart. No wonder his master, the Immortal of Love, said that he was gifted and a genius born to do this job. Telling lies was as natural to him as breathing. If he didn't know that he was a liar, he might have been cheated.
"Then you must be very rich?" Apple put his arm around Tan Wenjie's arm and double-teamed him.
What a dangerous attack.
Tan Wenjie pulled his arm out: "I'm still young. In addition to money, we still have a lot of things to pursue, such as life and ideals."
Apple pulled at her shoulder straps, her voice hooked: "Why don't we talk about life and ideals?"
"Okay, wait a minute I need to go to the bathroom."
“I just happen to want to go, too.”
Watching Tan Wenjie and Apple leave for the bathroom together, Cheng Sheng couldn't help but marvel in his heart.
"Great!"
Although I am slightly better than Tan Wenjie, it is precisely because I have been hurt in love that I cannot take the initiative, which is definitely not because he cannot seduce her.
Thinking of the emotional injury, Cheng Sheng glanced at the empty cup in front of him, then reached out to grab the wine glass next to him.
"Kid, what are you doing!" The Mediterranean uncle at the next table glared at him.
The Mediterranean uncle has been patient for a long time.
The people around also stood up. The handsome guy couldn't be touched casually, otherwise it would cause public outrage and be torn apart by the nearby women. But the ugly one could be dealt with at will.
"I'm drinking to drown my sorrows. I'm heartbroken so I'm drinking. What's wrong with that?"
"Yue Bian!"
……
When Tan Wenjie came back counting the money, he found a fat man who was suspected to be from Sichuan sitting in Cheng Sheng's seat.
"Cheng Sheng is gone? He asked me to help him but he left on his own. He's really unreliable."
"Brother Jie, I'm Cheng Sheng." The panda man suddenly spoke.
"Hey, Cheng Sheng, why did you suddenly gain so much weight?"
I've heard that you can become fat by eating one bite, but today is the first time I've seen it with my own eyes.
"Just now there was a group of blind men, and I used a little kung fu to teach them a lesson. Fortunately, they ran away fast, otherwise..." As he was speaking, a group of people came over and surrounded Cheng Sheng.
"Brother Jie?" Cheng Sheng looked at Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie squatted down to tie his shoelaces and pretended to be a passerby.
"What are you looking at!" Cheng Sheng had no choice but to resist on his own. He put his hands on his hips and looked around at the people surrounding him. "My bones are very hard. I have practiced the Chrysanthemum Manual. Did you feel pain in your fists just now? Be careful of broken bones! You are lucky to have met me."
He took out the money from his pocket, walked up to them one by one and stuffed the money into each of their pockets: "Take it to see a doctor, it will split if you are late."
"Hmph! Let's go!" The group turned and left. "Brother Jie, it's settled."
Tan Wenjie stood up immediately: "My shoelaces suddenly came undone just now."
Cheng Sheng rolled his eyes and said, "You're wearing leather shoes, where are the laces?"
“What about Apple?”
"She kept leaning against me when I went to the bathroom just now." Tan Wenjie flicked the banknotes in his hand. "It just so happened that the guy next door said to give it to him. This is my compensation."
Not only did the old man give money, Apple was unable to walk after seeing the stack of bills. He simply threw Tan Wenjie aside, and the two of them hugged each other and squeezed into the bathroom. He was left aside to guard the door and listen for any sounds.
"Damn, it's still possible."
"What about you? You made a lot of money, right?"
He saw clearly that when Cheng Sheng stuffed the money into the pockets, a pair of thieving hands searched through the pockets of the group of people.
"Hehe." Cheng Sheng laughed proudly. He felt really good after being beaten today.
He gets beaten every day, so it won't be long before he gets rich.
Tan Wenjie said: "That Apple is just a cabaret dancer, not a rich lady. You have run into a liar."
"No."
"Of course, I think he's a good liar." Tan Wenjie stood up, "I'm leaving first, remember to pay the bill."
……
Tan Wenjie went to the Feng Shui company in the afternoon to check his face and found that Zhang Ling had gone on a business trip to help others with Feng Shui.
He left work amid the envious gazes of other employees.
The boss doesn't care, and they have nothing to say.
It's a good opportunity to move to a new place, and there will be enough space to carve thunder patterns on the big rooster, making it a new electric chicken.
I called Zhang Ling and she also thought it was appropriate because she had to go on a business trip to Singapore to help people with feng shui, and it was not appropriate for Tan Wenjie to stay alone in the empty room every day.
The house that Tan Wenjie rented was on the top floor of a residential building, next to a villa.
The rooftop belongs to him and he can raise chickens there.
In the next few days, Tan Wenjie worked day and night. Apart from the necessary information investigation and going out to sweep around to see if he could encounter any ghosts, the only thing he did was tattooing the chicken.
It seemed as if that night he was so arrogant that he caused lightning to strike a building, causing all the nearby monsters and ghosts to curl up and become ghosts. For a while, the social atmosphere became much better.
"Knock knock" Someone knocked on the door.
"Which one?"
Tan Wenjie stood up and opened the door. A woman wearing a leather jacket and with long hair draped over her shoulders was standing outside.
The jade among the rosy clouds.
The face was so familiar, an iconic plot character, he had to get in touch with him no matter where he came from.
"Hello, sir." She nodded apologetically. "I'm a volunteer for the community management committee. I heard that you raise chickens upstairs?"
"That's right." Tan Wenjie nodded, "I have already talked to the landlord before renting the house."
Wherever the rooster he raised was, evil spirits would stay away, and it was more magical than living in a temple.
No matter how noisy they are, they are not as noisy as the gangsters who start hacking each other downstairs every morning before dawn. In just the few days he lived there, the downstairs provided a lot of business for the hospital and even sold several wheelchairs.
There was a man who accidentally castrated himself and his prostate went out of control. Now there is one more person in the world who needs to buy sanitary napkins or diapers.
“That’s not what I meant.” She waved her hands. “I love raising small animals the most. I heard that there are people around here who share the same hobby as me, so I wanted to come visit because the chickens and ducks I raise are always getting sick and disappearing.”
Is it possible that it was caught and eaten by someone?
"can."
Tan Wenjie turned around and took the key. The rooftop was his private territory.
As they walked up the stairs, she took the initiative to ask, "What's your name, sir?"
"My last name is Tan."
"Mr. Tan, you can call me Xiaonan."
Half of the chickens on the rooftop have downy feathers, and the other half are simply bald.
"Why are they like this?"
"Shedding in the summer."
"I've only heard of dogs losing their fur," she asked curiously, "could this be the reason why my chickens died?"
"Maybe. You can help manually."
Xiao Nan: "..."
"Mr. Tan, I'm not stupid."
"Haha." Tan Wenjie casually flicked a gold coin into the fish tank next to him.
The carp in the fish tank next to it, lying belly up, immediately jumped over.
"Ah, I thought the carp was dead."
"It's just full."
Tan Wenjie expressed strong contempt for the carp. It was fed with dragon energy every day, and other monsters would wake up laughing in their dreams, but this guy was just giving up.
But he didn't have any method to cultivate into a monster, nor did he plan to turn the carp into a monster. He would just keep it as it pleased. After all, those dozens of gold coins were not that precious.
Xiaonan walked around and felt that this rooftop was very strange.
Roosters are not afraid of people, but they are either bald or half bald.
The carp was lying on its belly, looking like it was dead, but judging by its size it must be alive and healthy.
And they are not afraid of people.
This shows that Mr. Tan did not harm them, but took good care of them.
"The chickens you raise are so fat."
"Do you want to eat it?" Tan Wenjie grabbed an electric chicken.
The electric chicken that was lifted up did not struggle.
"No, no, no." Xiaonan waved his hands in fear, "I'm just sighing that they have a good living environment."
"Really?" Tan Wenjie threw the big rooster casually.
They are all renewable resources and are not considered precious.
Whether it was the carp cloth shoes or the electric chicken, they were all unexpected gains. What he could really rely on was his own strength, as well as characters such as the Black Mountain Demon Chu Renmei.
Of course, he was just being polite. They weren't very familiar with each other, so it was not the time for him to kill a chicken to entertain the guests.
"This chicken seems to be injured." Xiaonan changed the subject. She saw the lightning patterns on the chicken's body.
"Well, I sewed it up."
“You also know veterinary medicine?”
"Understood."
He can cure any disease by punching and kicking.
Xiaonan didn't get any experience in raising small animals from him, and it was a bit awkward for the two of them to stay together, so he turned around and said goodbye.
Unexpectedly, two days later, Xiaonan came to the door again, holding a lame yellow dog in his arms.
"Mr. Tan, can you save it?"
"Simple."
Tan Wenjie grabbed the lame yellow dog and punched it.
Crack, the broken leg was completely broken.
"Ah!" Xiaonan screamed. Just as she was about to stop it, she heard another crisp sound.
The yellow dog landed and circled around Tan Wenjie excitedly.
People can't see through him, but animals can feel his difference.
"Cure... cure?" Xiaonan tried to widen his eyes.
Another day, Xiaonan came with a rabbit.
As a veteran in the world of love, Tan Wenjie could of course see what the other party meant, but the other party was kind-hearted, and all he could do was to help her stay away from the scumbag.
If it's offered to him again, he won't be polite. It's just that he's been mentally exhausted from making electric chickens recently and can't muster any other interests, not that he's really not capable of it.
Then, it was delivered to my door.
"Mr. Tan, open the door!"
"Huh? It smells so good."
Tan Wenjie raised his eyebrows as he looked at Xiaonan who came in carrying a porcelain cup.
"My dad made this soup himself."
"Ok?"
He almost couldn't react because of the huge amount of information. Are you sure you are speaking Chinese?
Tan Wenjie glanced at the chicken in the porcelain bowl and said, "I can't save this one, but I can chant a mantra for it to be reborn."
"Pfft, Mr. Tan, you are such a good person."
Seeing Tan Wenjie drinking the soup, she asked, "Is it delicious?"
"Your father is a good cook, but it's not appropriate for you to steal his soup and give it to me."
Xiaonan nodded in agreement: "Then I'll make soup for you next time? It's settled!"
Just at this moment, Tan Wenjie's phone rang.
"Hey, your sister's grandmother is having a birthday party. Do I want to go too? Okay, I'll find you at the company."
After hanging up the phone and meeting Xiaonan's curious gaze, he said bluntly, "My girlfriend."
He believes in being open and honest in life, but of course this is selective. Anyone who admits everything is a fool.
Xiaonan stood up and said, "Mr. Tan, what kind of soup would you like to have next time? How about pork tripe and chicken?"
After saying that, he left in a hurry.
Guessing that the other party would not come again next time, Tan Wenjie packed up and went out.
The scumbag has done his best.
(End of this chapter)