Chapter 403 A Real Man Never Falls into the Trap of Self-Proof

Chapter 403 A Real Man Never Falls into the Trap of Self-Proof

Chapter 403 A Real Man Never Falls into the Trap of Self-Proof

Tan Wenjie: “…”

The birthday banquet in front of him opened his eyes.

Xiaoxue's grandmother was having a birthday, and it was reasonable for Bangchui, as her boyfriend, to come along, but why did Fan Bianzhou come as well? He wanted to get close to Zhang Ling the whole time and even tried to say a few bad things about Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie did not refute, a real man never falls into the trap of self-proof.

Zhang Ling rolled his eyes.

She had known that there was something wrong with the Huo's Building, especially that weird female secretary, Judy. How could anything happen between Tan Wenjie and her? If he stepped on the seven stars and lifted the soles of his feet, the other party would be scared to death.

If it was something else, she might believe it, but now, she would only say politely: "Mr. Fan, we have a good relationship. If he can pick up other girls, it's because he is so charming."

Fan Bianzhou: “Ah?!”

Why, why doesn't such a stupid woman like me?

Xiaoxue's cousin looks exactly like the one-eyed guy Charlie Cao, and she also has a brother who is in a gang.

It's a mess anyway.

What I don't understand the most is why a few people who dislike each other suddenly want to play mahjong at the card table for no apparent reason. What I don't understand even more is that Xiaoxue's brother, as a gang leader, lost hundreds of thousands of dollars to Bangchui and Fan Bianzhou, two lazy guys, but he actually nodded in agreement.

He was invisible the whole time, but Zhang Ling was very busy.

The reason why Bangchui and Fan Bianzhou were able to win hundreds of thousands of dollars was because she used magic to help them, and it was Xiaoxue who asked her for help.

I helped my boyfriend and his uncle win hundreds of thousands of dollars from my brother and cousin, and my elbow has become so bent that it can cause elbowing.

After the birthday banquet, Tan Wenjie left with the drunk Zhang Ling in his arms.

After sending her home, he acted like a gentleman and just helped her take off her shoes and covered her with a blanket, then turned around and left the bedroom.

The door is closed.

Zhang Ling suddenly opened his eyes.

"I knew Ajie really cared about me."

She got drunk on purpose but it didn't provoke the other party to go wild.

Ajie is too much of a gentleman, which gives her a headache. If this continues, when will they be able to get married and have children?

"Don't get married first, have a baby first?"

Zhang Ling thought a lot and finally fell into a deep sleep.

Leave the apartment.

"You want to pretend to be drunk and trick me into making a mistake, and then use morality to pressure me into getting married?"

Tan Wenjie had seen through Zhang Ling's plan a long time ago. Even though she was drunk, she would cooperate with him and even hug his neck.

Pretending to be drunk, no doubt.

He will never be defeated by ancient female literature.

The runaway bride reappears one year later with her child in her arms, and the immortal cultivation president pursues her.

Shiver.

Tan Wenjie bought a pack of cigarettes at a convenience store. He had been quite busy recently and hadn't encountered any monsters or demons of any importance, so he decided to take some time to go to the temple to buy some cigarettes and ask the gods.

"Don't run!"

There was someone rushing towards this side with a pistol in his hand.

After seeing Tan Wenjie, he immediately changed his target, rushed to him and strangled him with his backhand.

The gun was pressed against Tan Wenjie's head.

It feels quite fresh to know that there was a time when I was taken hostage.

"Let go of the hostages!"

A familiar figure appeared.

"It's you!" The female police officer looked at Tan Wenjie.

"Madam, you're out here catching thieves and you're wearing a windbreaker?"

“This is my style of handling cases.”

Seeing that the two were chatting as if no one was around, the robber shouted angrily: "Shut up!"

He glared at the female police officer and said, "I have a hostage in my hand now. Drop your gun or I will shoot him."

The policewoman hesitated.

"I have something to say but I don't know whether I should say it or not." Tan Wenjie raised his hands. "If you shoot me, you won't have a hostage and she can shoot you. So if you shoot, you will die. Why don't you just throw the gun away? You see there are dozens of people surrounding this place and you can't get out. If you throw the gun away, you will only be captured and you can save your life."

The robber turned around and looked around, and sure enough, he saw many policemen with guns slowly approaching.

Oh no, this guy has a point.

"Shut up! Are you a robber and am I a robber?!"

"Okay, I shut up."

Tan Wenjie reached out and pulled his mouth, indicating that he would absolutely cooperate.

However, when the other party was attracted by his actions, he suddenly squatted down and escaped from the robber's arms.

"Hah!" The policewoman rushed over and kicked the robber away in mid-air.

"Fuck, Foshan Shadowless Kick?"

Although this world mass-produces monsters and demons, it is still somewhat unreasonable for you to kick someone away with one kick. The flesh is sanctified.

The police rushed forward and successfully subdued the robber.

"You did a good job." The policewoman came to Tan Wenjie and said, "You grasped the timing very well."

"Madam, you've worked hard. You'll definitely get a promotion if you catch the robber this time. Congratulations."

"I put a lot of effort into catching this guy, Mountain Dog. I can finally breathe a sigh of relief."

Watching the other party leave without any reluctance, Tan Wenjie felt puzzled. Was he playing hard to get?
He has a busy schedule and there is a lot of time to come.

……

After successfully imprisoning the robber Shan Gou and his men, Cheng Xiaodong left amid praise from his colleagues.

Detective Cheng Xiaodong has solved many strange cases, and her colleagues who follow her have all lived a good life. She is so popular in the police station that she is more popular than the superintendent, and often gets a lot of support.

Whoever can eat meat will be the boss.

Go home in a good mood and have a dreamless night.

In the morning, Cheng Xiaodong was awakened by a strange fragrance. When he went to the kitchen, he found his father humming a song.

"Dad, you're in a good mood."

"Look at the kitchen."

"Xiao Nan is cooking?" She was surprised. "Among the four of us, she is the only one who can cook. Isn't it normal for her to cook once in a while?"

"It's not for you." Cheng Xiaobei, a younger brother beside him, grabbed the bread and took a bite. "I wanted to go over and try it, but she chased me out."

Cheng Xiaodong nodded, not understanding what his younger brother meant by winking at him.

It was the third sister Xiaoxi who said, "She is in love."

"what?!"

Xiaoxi said as a matter of course: "It must be for men to make soup."

"That's right!" X2
The two men in the family nodded.

"Xiaoxi, your second sister seems to have found a boyfriend." Father Cheng looked at his third daughter.

He was not angry at all because his daughters found boyfriends. Instead, he was so happy that he wanted to jump for joy. All three of his daughters would become older single women.

Although the eldest daughter is very beautiful, she is a tomboy and no one dares to mess with her since she was a child.

Although the second daughter is beautiful and kind, she is shy. She is only proactive when it comes to small animals and is willing to chat with others.

The third daughter has a cheerful personality and is a doctor. She has been pursued by boys since she was a child, but she is the most awkward because she has been accustomed to boys flattering her since she was a child, so she is the most determined to remain single.

Now that his second daughter has finally made a breakthrough, Father Cheng just wants to set off some firecrackers to celebrate.

Cheng Xiaoxi: "Ah, I suddenly remembered that I still have work to do in the hospital. I'll leave first."

"Xiaodong." Father Cheng looked at his eldest daughter.

"Ahem, Dad, I just made a contribution, maybe I'll be promoted soon, I don't want to be a housewife." She stood up quickly, "I've finished eating too!"

Cheng Xiaobei saw his father looking at him and immediately said, "I'm not an adult yet, Dad."

"If you dare to fall in love, I will break your legs!"

"what?"

Father Cheng looked at the busy figures in the kitchen and felt satisfied. It turned out that he still had to rely on his second daughter.

"Dad, Xiaobei, are you full? I have some fresh food here." Cheng Xiaonan came out, "Hey, where are the eldest sister and the third sister?"

"go to work."

“They are so unlucky.”

"Did you make it for us?" Father Cheng's heart skipped a beat, he thought his second daughter had had her first love, but it turned out to be just his wishful thinking.

They both shared a bowl.

"So salty!" X2
"If it doesn't taste good, throw it away."

"What are you doing again?"

Seeing his daughter return to the kitchen, Father Cheng couldn't help but ask.

"Making soup." Cheng Xiaonan answered as a matter of course.

"More cooking?"

until noon.

The Cheng family father and son, who were already full to the point of stomach aches, tasted the food again and nodded: "It's okay this time."

"Okay, I'm going out then."

Watching his second daughter leaving with the casserole, Father Cheng sat up straight abruptly.

"It's true, it's true hahaha! Whether it's a gigolo or a gangster, it would be great if I can find one."

Cheng Xiaobei rubbed his belly: "Dad is crazy."

……

"I'll get it for you."

Tan Wenjie was slightly interested, especially since the other person's name was Lin Zheng.

He had heard Zhang Ling mention it before, and now he mentioned again that Lin Zheng had returned from Thailand and seemed to have brought something back with him, so he had no choice but to go.

After hanging up the phone, he looked at Xiaonan who was wiping the floor carefully in front of him with his head down.

"Ms. Cheng, I already have a girlfriend."

"what?"

Unexpectedly, Cheng Xiaonan became nervous when his cards were suddenly revealed.

"There's more than one."

The nervousness on her face turned into surprise: "Then you don't mind having me."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Even a scumbag like him felt a headache. It turned out that he was too civic-minded. If he had just pulled up his pants and ignored the person, there wouldn't have been so much trouble.

His shortcomings are that he is handsome and likes to be responsible.

"you sure?"

He suddenly walked up to her and put his arms around her waist.

"Ouch, it's itchy, uh--"

Cheng Xiaonan's eyes suddenly rolled back and he fainted.

After working for a while, throwing two punches and pinching the Ren Zhong, when Tan Wenjie was about to sacrifice himself for artificial respiration, Cheng Xiaonan finally woke up. "Sorry, I'm very ticklish. I will pass out if I'm tickled."

"You should be thankful that I'm a gentleman. If it were someone else, tut tut."

If we go to another set, it will be hard to finish the film without a swollen stomach due to allergies.

"Thank you." Cheng Xiaonan thanked him sincerely, and then asked shyly, "Did you... use artificial respiration just now?"

"Of course not. I will never take advantage of someone's misfortune."

He is a man of integrity and never bothers to take advantage of others with words.

"Then why are your hands on my chest?" She looked down at the hands on her.

Hot cheeks.

I didn't expect this moment to come so soon.

"I'm doing CPR on you. It's normal to put your hands here."

Tan Wenjie calmly withdrew his hands.

"Does CPR require grasping?"

Her questions were destined to remain unanswered, so she thought about going back to ask her third sister.

"I should go out now."

"Oh, OK, what kind of soup would you like tomorrow?"

"It's better to keep it light."

"I'll go back and prepare."

I was always too soft-hearted and accidentally let her break the veil.

……

Tan Wenjie drove to find the home of fellow Daoist Lin Zheng based on the address.

The first time they met, he couldn't help but say in his heart, it's you, Junior-Junior Ninja Gillian.

After he entered the door, the other party was also looking at him.

"Are you the friend with seven stars under his feet that Fellow Daoist Zhang mentioned?" Lin Zheng asked.

Rather than studying the soles of his feet, Tan Wenjie wanted to discuss the ancestral heritage with him and asked him if he had an elder named Lin Fengjiao.

After all, if the Zhu family can pass it down, then the Lin family may be able to do so.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

You are trying to steal A Ling's girl, does she know about it?

"Ahem, it's like this. I haven't passed on my Maoshan magic yet. If you are interested in learning from me, I can take you in as my apprentice." Lin Zheng was very shameless. "I also have a daughter, she's very beautiful."

He could tell at a glance that the young man in front of him was of extraordinary bearing and noble destiny, and that if he followed him in cultivation, he would definitely achieve something.

To become an immortal through practicing Taoism, having great magical powers is certainly part of the reason for success, but fate is also a part.

It's like divine help, and the "divine" part of it is related to fate.

It turns out that pretending to be a newbie has this benefit.

Tan Wenjie frowned slightly: "If I want to learn magic, I can find Zhang Ling."

He changed his name to Zhang Ling, not because Lin Zheng had a beautiful daughter.

"You can learn from me first."

"Can I still try it?"

"Of course!"

Lin Zheng was amazed at his quick reaction. It was just the right time for him to see how talented the legendary person with seven stars under his feet was, who might not be seen for hundreds of years.

"My move is the Pure Yang Sword Finger, which combines the sword moves of the Pure Yang Patriarch. It is not comparable to ordinary sword fingers."

Ten seconds later.

Tan Wenjie's wrists trembled, and his Chunyang sword fingers fired continuously.

"Wait, why is what you learned different from what I learned?"

"I still have……"

One minute later...

"I still have……"

ten minutes later.

"I still……"

"Half an hour later..."

"Huff, huff." Lin Zheng breathed heavily.

Although he didn't teach any real skills for the sake of a simple test and only taught some small spells, it still took me ten days to half a month to learn them.

All in all, he studied for two and a half years.

He was amazed by Tan Wenjie's talent, and his desire to cherish talent became stronger.

"Anything else?" asked Tan Wenjie.

"Ahem, the trial lesson ends here for now."

"I think my magic is no different from Zhang Ling's. In fact, I am not interested in subduing demons and monsters. I just want to simply marry a beautiful wife and live a stable life."

Hearing his casual reminder, Lin Zheng suddenly came to his senses.

Yes, my daughter is very beautiful.

When he becomes your son-in-law, you will have to learn it even if you don't want to.

Moreover, the friends his daughter has made recently have also given him a headache. None of them are good people.

Looking at Tan Wenjie again, he has a strong figure and handsome face, which is more to his liking than those weak and effeminate girls.

As for Zhang Ling, he would rather die than let his fellow Taoist die. The Zhang family must be passed on, and the Lin family must also be passed on. It depends on who has more charm. He has absolute confidence in his daughter.

"Ouch!" Lin Zheng suddenly bent over and covered his stomach.

"Fellow Daoist Lin, are you okay?"

"My stomach feels a little uncomfortable." Lin Zheng looked at Tan Wenjie who was covering his nose with his hands, his face darkened, "I mean there is an internal injury."

"So that's it. I don't know how to heal wounds." Tan Wenjie let go.

"Just help me get to my daughter's hospital."

"Okay, I'll take you there now."

As a kind-hearted young man in the Republic of China, Tan Wenjie did not refuse Lin Zheng's offer to sell his daughter to him. No, he did not refuse to send her to the hospital.

What if he was accidentally forced by Lin Zheng's daughter, and what if Zhang Ling found out, and then... it wasn't a problem at all, he was always in a passive position.

Not taking the initiative, not refusing, and not taking responsibility are the true words of a scumbag.

There are also explanations after the explosion.

If it was so easy for his girlfriend to meet him, wouldn't he, a scumbag, become a joke?

After arriving at the hospital, Tan Wenjie helped Lin Zheng to go for a consultation.

After asking around, I found out that his daughter was an intern.

As an intern, she may not have a formal job. Fortunately, he is only after sex, and Lin Zheng’s daughter is not very popular in the blind date market.

"Nurse Lin is still busy over there." A nurse led them to a clinic. "Do you want to see a Western doctor or a Chinese doctor?"

"Traditional Chinese Medicine!" Lin Zheng said without even thinking.

Facing the strange looks from Tan Wenjie and the nurse, he suddenly remembered that he had a stomachache.

"Ouch~" Lin Zheng bent down.

"This way, please. Wait a moment." The nurse knocked on the door and went in, then stepped out and said, "The doctor is still changing clothes."

"Okay, thank you."

After the nurse left, Lin Zheng had already started praising his daughter, from her character to her appearance.

In the clinic.

"Second sister, are you fainting again?" The female doctor was on the phone, "I have another patient."

"Wait, you said that type of CPR, right?"

"Yes, you are clearly taking advantage. Congratulations in advance."

hang up the phone.

"Please come in!"

A middle-aged man and a young man came in.

"Excuse me, where do you feel uncomfortable?"

"My stomach feels a little uncomfortable."

Tan Wenjie looked at the female doctor who was treating Lin Zheng in front of him. She was one of his peach blossoms in another world, Hongdou.

"You don't seem to be in good health." The female doctor said, "It may be a gastrointestinal problem. You need to exercise regularly when you are older."

"Yes, I'm old." Lin Zheng nodded.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

This old man can kick a grown man away with one kick.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

A pretty lady who looked vaguely familiar came in.

"Dad, why are you in the hospital?"

"I'm not feeling well." Lin Zheng held his daughter's hand and said, "Let me introduce you. This is Tan Wenjie. He's about the same age as you."

Both the female doctor and Lin Zheng's daughter understood what it meant.

It’s just that the female doctor was watching the show. She could be the first to watch the show while treating patients.

"Dad, this is the hospital!" Lin Zheng's daughter pulled him out of the clinic.

"Ajie, Xiaoting and I are going to go out and talk."

In the clinic, Tan Wenjie sat down on a chair.

He has always relied on his charm to pick up girls, but he didn't expect that since coming here, he has been on blind dates all the time.

"Why, do you think Xiaoting is not suitable for you?" the female doctor couldn't help but ask.

As a bystander, she also admitted that Tan Wenjie had a good appearance and Lin Xiaoting was also a beauty, and the two of them looked very well matched when standing together.

"I pursue free love."

He just suddenly realized that if it was a blind date, he would have to get married again.

Even if she escaped Zhang Ling's fate of killing her husband, she might not be able to escape Lin Zheng's Pure Yang Sword Finger.

A scumbag would never choose to hang himself because of a good tree. There are many choices in the forest. He is also a responsible good man. Even in different worlds, he will not give up his wife easily.

For example, the one in front of you.

"Then I wish you success in love." She raised her hand calmly and said, "Please go out first. I have to call the next patient."

When Tan Wenjie left the clinic, he ran into Lin Zheng who came back with a gloomy face.

"Ajie, I have something else to do. Thank you for bringing me to see the doctor."

His daughter strongly expressed that it was absolutely impossible for them to have a romantic relationship. He felt very embarrassed when he brought Tan Wenjie here but they couldn't even chat for a moment.

"You're welcome." Tan Wenjie said, "Fellow Daoist Lin, I heard that you went to Thailand to fight a sorcerer?"

"Yes, the male and female blacksmiths Jinsha and Naimi, do you want to hear the details? We can talk about it slowly when we get back."

(End of this chapter)