Chapter 404: Right
Chapter 404: Right
After leaving Lin Zheng's house, Tan Wenjie became even more certain that he must not flirt with Lin Zheng's daughter. He had always flirted with girls and never failed. There was no need to bring Lin Zheng's daughter and Zhang Ling together. It was too dangerous for them to know each other.
It is safer if they don’t know each other, so that he can deal with it easily.
"You are old, but you are still so petty."
We just happened to go to the bathroom together.
In Tan Wenjie's opinion, Lin Zheng was successful as long as he didn't pee in his shoes. Why should he compete with himself to see if he could pee in the little black dots? Fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise he would have been affected by the opponent's fork.
The ticking and bifurcating feeling, especially the warm trouser legs after pulling up your pants, are the pain of middle-aged people.
In order to avoid being as miserable as Lin Zheng in the future, he must also stay young forever.
It was getting dark outside, so Tan Wenjie found a food stall to have his dinner. From his conversation with Lin Zheng, he could tell that he didn't care much about the couple of thieves, after all, they were dead.
Tan Wenjie was very concerned because there was a great possibility that the other party would come back to life and become a very difficult Yin-Yang corpse. It was not only as curious as a human-shaped bird, nor did it have a heavy taste for eating human brains. Instead, it was highly resistant to Taoism and knew how to change and hide.
He can know everything about someone by eating his brain, and can even easily resurrect even if his body is blown into a pool of meat paste. He is no longer an ordinary demon.
We can't let Lin Zhengqia have it all to himself, we must seize the opportunity to subdue the demons.
There was a lot of bang and bang going on next door, and the neighbors were used to it. The gangsters also knew the rules and were very restrained when swinging folding stools and throwing beer bottles.
Even when he accidentally bumped into diners at the next table, he would just say "冚家砍". He was extremely polite.
"Will it be useful to wear a suit and tie and hold a cell phone? Ah? If you follow these big guys, you will eat shit."
Tan Wenjie turned his head suddenly: "Fly?"
"Who's looking for me?" A miserable voice came from the side.
He turned around and saw a man lying on the ground with injuries. There were several people standing next to him beating him up. The classic line came from one of the passers-by.
Looking at the injured person, who else could it be but Brother Wuying.
"Boy, are you hanging out with Wu Ying?" The gangster who beat people looked at Tan Wenjie.
The clothes he was wearing were a famous brand, but it didn’t look like it.
But if they are just ordinary rich people, they are not afraid.
"I advise you to mind your own business."
Tan Wenjie glanced at the gangster who looked miserable and said, "If you don't leave now, you will go to jail."
"I was scared!"
Tan Wenjie took out his phone and said, "I happen to know a female inspector."
"If you have the guts, just call!"
"You think I don't dare to fight?"
"I'll just assume you don't dare to fight!"
Just at this moment, the phone rang.
"Hello?" Tan Wenjie answered the phone, and the voice on the other end sounded familiar.
"it's me."
"Madam, what a coincidence! I just wanted to talk to you on the phone."
"Judy's body has been found. When are you free to come to the police station?"
Judy? Who?
He thought silently for a long time, but couldn't remember anything.
The gangsters nearby saw that he really seemed to be talking to a policeman on the phone, so they would rather believe it than not.
"Wu Ying, you're lucky! Let's go!"
The group left in a hurry.
"Why aren't you talking?" the person on the other end of the phone asked.
"Who is Judy?"
"..."
There was silence on the other end for a moment, then he asked, "Are you kidding? You were dating her at the time."
"..."
The scumbag has an excellent processor that can clearly remember the different personality traits and body features of his girlfriend who looks exactly like him. He can even search for keywords to extract historical chat records to ensure that he is absolutely attentive, but at the same time he will also delete useless junk information and clean up the cache to ensure that it can always run at high speed.
Tan Wenjie's silence again made the person on the other end of the phone explode.
"Come to the police station tonight."
"it is good."
As soon as he hung up the phone, Tan Wenjie saw a hand slowly reaching out to the table and slapping it with a "bang".
Then a fat, swollen face rose, its chin resting on the table.
Tan Wenjie: "I didn't order the pig's head."
"Thank you for your help, sir." Pighead expressed his sincere gratitude, "I can never repay you for your help today. If you have any requests in the future, I will do my best to help you, no matter how hard it takes!"
"Blackfly?"
"Yes, I'm Wu Ying."
"Why did you dip your hand into the cup and write it down?"
Tan Wenjie looked at the words "Wu Ying" written on the table and realized that he had recognized the wrong person.
"Because I feel like you got the wrong person, sir."
"Please take a seat."
It has been a long time since Tan Wenjie has seen such a spiritual young and dangerous guy. It was too long since the last time and he selectively forgot about it. It doesn’t matter anyway.
"A cup of Yin-Yang milk tea, thank you." Wu Ying's state switching is very flexible, comparable to Cheng Sheng.
"I really recognized the wrong person."
"Boss, you don't want to treat us, do you?" Wu Ying instantly realized the key.
"No." Tan Wenjie shook his head. Wu Ying had the same face as Zhiqiu Yiye. He could still afford to treat her to a cup of milk tea.
"Who are you hanging out with now?"
"A bad boy." Wu Ying lowered his voice, "I slept with his sister. I had no choice. I wonder what the boss's name is?"
"Brother Jack."
"What a nice name!" Wu Ying clasped his fists, "Brother Jie!"
"Fuck, my full name is Tan Wenjie, you can just call me Brother Jie."
This guy must have something wrong with his brain. How could there be someone in the world named Jie Ge?
"I see, yes, Brother Jie!" Wu Ying asked, "Brother Jie, which one are you covering?"
"The one just now." Tan Wenjie pointed, "He yells and fights with others downstairs of my apartment building every day."
"What a coincidence! I often go there to chop people." Wu Ying was surprised.
I didn't expect that we were so destined to meet.
"Brother Jie, which floor do you live on?"
"The top floor."
When the milk tea came, Wu Ying suddenly saw a thief selling contraband. He drank it in two or three gulps and said, "I have something else to do. Here is my contact information. Be sure to call me if you need anything."
He rushed over in two or three steps and kicked the figure who was sneakily selling contraband away: "What did I say? Don't touch this stuff!"
"Brother Wu Ying."
"Come with me!"
The two of them left pulling each other.
Regardless of whether it was a call or a butt, Tan Wenjie looked at the contact information left by the other party.
At least the other party seems trustworthy on the surface and has some bottom line.
Having a gangster to help gather information can save a lot of effort, especially for a gangster at the bottom of society like Wu Ying, who must know all kinds of gossip and rumors.
After a quick meal, Tan Wenjie also set off for the police station.
The entire police station was silent. When he entered, he only saw a group of police officers huddled in front of an office, seemingly eavesdropping and completely unaware of his arrival.
Tan Wenjie's ears moved slightly, and he heard the sound of the female police officer arguing with someone else.
"We spent so much effort and took so many risks to catch Shan Gou, and you let someone bail him out! He has a gun and is a murderer!"
"We know you are a female detective and have made many contributions, but... you don't need to be so prominent. If you don't know, you are more impressive than the superintendent."
"Okay, I quit!"
Bang! From the sound, you can guess that it was a gun hitting the table.
"Yes, it's good that you quit. It's not good for a woman to fight all day long. You should go back to the kitchen like a woman and take care of your husband and children at home."
"you!"
"Also, the Huo Group's case has been closed."
The door flew open.
The female police officer walked out aggressively, looking around like a tigress. Everyone nearby shrank their necks and stepped back, not daring to meet her gaze.
The superintendent rushed out.
"I didn't agree to your resignation, go home and reflect on your actions now!"
"Ah!" She raised her leg and kicked the man away.
The police officer who was kicked: ()
Onlookers: ˇˇ)
Tan Wenjie: _?
The female police officer glanced around and her eyes met Tan Wenjie's: "Follow me!"
Everyone else's eyes turned to Tan Wenjie.
At the same time, some people were envious, some were gloating, and all kinds of expressions were different.
Roadside food stalls.
"You came at the wrong time. I've been suspended."
Tan Wenjie took a look at the other person's cup and strongly suspected that she was pretending to be drunk.
What's the difference between roadside beer and drinking water?
"Shan Gou is a top wanted criminal, very difficult to catch, and has committed many crimes, including illegal possession of firearms, selling flour, and smuggling. It is unexpected that such a scum can be released on bail."
Tan Wenjie did not comfort the other party, but just poured her another glass of beer.
He drank two glasses and the other drank one.
More than ten minutes later, Tan Wenjie's expression did not change, he just wanted to pee, but the female police officer's cheeks were flushed.
"You are so beautiful." She opened her sleepy eyes and looked Tan Wenjie up and down.
"you're drunk."
It was not the first time that Tan Wenjie was taken advantage of by a woman, but it was the first time that he was blatantly teased.
After he paid the bill, he pulled the man up.
"Where is your home?"
His principle is to never take advantage of others in distress. If he is sober, he will act uprightly.
"I'm drunk and you still want to take me home, are you a man?"
"I'm just being polite. Besides, you reek of alcohol, so you don't think you're attractive to me."
She suddenly pushed Tan Wenjie away and took two steps forward, then stopped and raised her hand to grab her hair behind her head to untie it. She shook her head slightly, and her long hair fell like a waterfall.
Looking sideways at him.
"how about this?"
……
Hotel.
Tan Wenjie grabbed the quilt with both hands to cover his chest and took a deep breath.
"Huff~" The woman next to him was holding a cigarette and puffing out smoke.
Tan Wenjie: "I want to call the police."
"I am the police." She put out her cigarette.
Because of the alcohol, the two of them were forced to appear on the big bed in the hotel, and she was even a little dazed now.
She said: "What happened to us tonight was all a misunderstanding."
"Misunderstood 12 times?" Tan Wenjie stared at the other person with the eyes of a scumbag.
"How do you remember it so clearly?"
Just right.
She suddenly turned around and glared at Tan Wenjie: "What are you looking at!"
Then cover your legs with the quilt.
Tan Wenjie turned around quickly. He didn't expect that he would be the one being told to "wipe it yourself". After so many years of being in the world of scumbags, he finally met his match and was dumped by someone else once.
"Just pretend that what happened tonight never happened. After you get dressed, everyone should go their separate ways. No one owes anyone anything."
Just as she was about to get up from the bed, she stopped when she realized her legs were so sore that she had no strength to move.
"you go!"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
It was the first time he encountered someone who lifted her skirt without recognizing her, and he was not used to it.
If picking up girls is so easy and effortless in the future without any responsibility, he would be willing to be the one being teased forever.
Tan Wenjie refused: "No."
There is an illusion that I am being played for free by others.
"I don't care whether you can do it or not, you must forget what happened tonight, or I will kill you with a knife."
"Put down the nail clippers first."
"Are you going to leave or not!" She waved the nail clippers.
"Let's go." Tan Wenjie stood up and pulled up his pants.
But he found that her eyes kept looking at him.
When Tan Wenjie turned to look at her, she turned her head away and pretended to look at the wall in an attempt to cover up her mistake.
Tan Wenjie walked to the door and opened it, then suddenly stopped and said, "Goodbye."
She felt relieved as she watched the hotel room door slam shut.
It would be fine for her to spend a night with a man for no reason because of drunkenness, but she would never allow herself to have a boyfriend, which would make her lose face.
She fell asleep in a daze. She hadn't had a good sleep for a long time because of the pressure from various cases and mental exhaustion.
When I woke up, I felt like a huge pressure was relieved and I became lazy.
back home.
"Is Xiaonan making soup again?"
She slumped on the sofa.
Because she was often involved in serious cases, it was normal for her to not come home all night, and no one in her family thought there was anything wrong.
"It's already noon, big sister." said the younger brother Cheng Xiaobei.
"Xiaobei, get me a bottle of water."
"Oh."
Cheng Xiaobei ran to the refrigerator and got a bottle of water. "Sister, there seem to be red marks on your neck. Were you bitten by mosquitoes? There are so many."
"Neck?!" Cheng Xiaodong suddenly became nervous.
She quickly rushed to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.
When I unbuttoned my collar, I saw that not only my neck, but also my ribs and chest were covered with mosquito bites.
"what--!"
Cheng's father, who heard his daughter screaming outside, asked his son in confusion: "What happened to your elder sister?"
"I said her neck was covered with mosquito bites, so she ran into the bathroom, and then..." Cheng Xiaobei pointed to the bathroom.
"Ah——!" Another angry shout was heard.
"Mosquito?"
Father Cheng had a strange expression on his face. Although he didn't look very good when he was young, he was very rich. He had experienced all the good life he could have. But after his wife died, he was only thinking about raising their four children, so he didn't think too much about it.
Looking at my eldest daughter who came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her neck.
"Xiaodong."
"Dad, what's wrong?" Cheng Xiaodong was nervous, afraid that his father would notice that something was wrong with him.
"You worked overtime very late last night."
Cheng Xiaodong breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes, the case has been quite troublesome recently."
Father Cheng: "Why don't you go to work?"
"I've asked for leave, today is my day off!"
After saying this, she felt guilty and hurriedly turned around and went upstairs.
"Dad, don't you usually tell everyone not to just think about work? Why are you urging her to go to work today?" Cheng Xiaobei was puzzled.
"Hehe, there's nothing to talk about with a brat like you, what do you know!"
Father Cheng was humming a song and was in a good mood.
Only Cheng Xiaobei was left confused.
……
After being cheated on once, Tan Wenjie went home to catch up on his sleep. With his physical condition, he would not feel uncomfortable if he did not sleep for a period of time.
But habits cannot be changed. If you give up something as interesting as sleeping, even immortality will become boring.
After all, this isn't a real gaming world. There's no way to skip time with one click, and you can't really hang up. It's tiring to sit there with your eyes wide open, so you always have to find ways to kill time quickly.
Sleeping is a good thing and it will make people feel better.
I was woken up by a knock on the door.
"Who?"
Tan Wenjie got up and opened the door.
Standing outside the door was Cheng Xiaonan again, who came to deliver food on time.
"Ah!" She turned her head, but her eyes kept scanning secretly.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He looked down.
Although I don’t like to wear it when I go to bed, I will put it on when I wake up.
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Cheng Xiaonan: "Why aren't you wearing pants?"
"I'm wearing shorts."
"But, there is a small window in your pants."
Shit, your eyes are so wide open, I must have misjudged you!
Tan Wenjie turned around and went back to the bedroom and quickly put on his pants.
After washing up, sit at the dining table.
Cheng Xiaonan's cheeks were slightly red: "How do you think it tastes?"
"Well, not bad." Tan Wenjie nodded.
When Cheng Xiaonan was about to smile, he said, "Well done, don't do it next time."
The meat was very tough, maybe because it was stewed for too long or because the salt was added too early.
The smile on Cheng Xiaonan's face froze: "Oh, I see."
"I left you a key to my house. You don't have to knock when you come next time."
Her smile bloomed again: "Yeah!"
Then he asked cautiously, "Will it not disturb you and your girlfriend?"
This tea-tea feeling seems familiar.
Tan Wenjie looked up and stared at Cheng Xiaonan for a while, until she was too embarrassed to dodge.
"Why do you keep looking at me?"
"Nothing, none of my girlfriends know about this place."
It is confirmed that she is a talented player, not the Cha Cha who is practicing in the later stage.
"Am I the only one who knows about this place?" She was as happy as if she had found a treasure.
"You can say that."
He once again thought that he was such a scumbag, he really deserved to die, but when he thought that he would become a god after his death, wouldn't that be a reward for himself? Scumbags must stay in the world.
He was tortured over and over again in a way that was impossible to kill him by hanging.
For the hanging tree, just choose those beauties.
The natural lethality of traditional women is so strong that it almost makes a playboy like him have the idea of buying a house with gold basin. A good wife and a good mother are indeed the strongest killer for men.
"By the way, do you have time today? I found a very popular movie."
"Time, yes."
He still had to go to Lin Zheng's house to wait for the Yin-Yang corpse today, but he could still spare an hour or two.
Go to the cinema.
The movie was boring. Tan Wenjie spent the whole time watching a group of unfamiliar people jumping around on the screen.
He was familiar with the process, and it was his turn to be taken advantage of next.
But he looked down at the popcorn in his hand, and then at Cheng Xiaonan's bucket of popcorn.
If you want to seduce a man, eating from the same bucket of popcorn is a basic procedure, otherwise how could people hold hands while accidentally grabbing popcorn? She actually bought two buckets, both of which were the largest.
Halfway through the movie, Cheng Xiaonan seemed to have noticed this as well.
She would steal a glance at Tan Wenjie's hands from time to time, and finally she decided to eat popcorn like crazy, and then she would grab Tan Wenjie's popcorn.
(End of this chapter)