Chapter 432: The Eiffel Tower Turns Over and Over

Chapter 432: The Eiffel Tower Turns Over and Over

Chapter 432: The Eiffel Tower Turns Over and Over
On the plane back.

After Tan Wenjie left a TV signal, he flew back with Feng Laosi.

You can use the TV next time you come. Chu Renmei will be in charge of the signal. Now she is an expert in electronic technology and can control the tungsten filament lamp to become a hair salon lamp.

"Ajie, can you read Japanese newspapers?"

"I'm a mute Japanese speaker, so of course I can understand it, and half of it is in Chinese characters, so I can guess it easily."

Upon hearing this, Feng Lao Si turned his head and looked a few times.

The Chinese characters were followed by some scribbles, which he couldn't understand anyway.

"this person……"

"What's wrong?" Feng Lao Si, who was so bored that he wanted to doze off, immediately responded.

Tan Wenjie pointed at the newspaper and said, "Is this also an exorcist?"

With his muscular body and dark skin, he reminded him of the not-so-serious lip-syncing exorcism movies he had seen before.

Feng Lao Si said: "I heard that he trained his body and muscles, and used his fists to exorcise demons."

Tan Wenjie felt that his guess was very likely correct.

Let’s see it again next time when we have time. We are all discussing the exorcism process for the sake of righteousness.

"After we go back this time, you and I may be in trouble." Feng Lao Si suddenly said.

"How to say?"

"We both know the founder of Maoshan, and I have his phone number."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He always felt that Feng Lao Si was showing off.

Feng Lao Si continued, "Those foreign exorcists must want to contact the founder of Maoshan. There are many people abroad who can talk to gods, but none of them has the ability of gods."

He found it more and more comfortable to call him "Ancestor".

"I don't have his phone number, what does it have to do with me?"

"But the ancestor once said that you can become an immortal as long as you marry more wives."

Feng Lao Si never doubted this, this is what is often referred to as "enlightenment" in Chinese mythology and legends.

"Are you saying that beautiful women from all over the world will immediately throw themselves at me?"

"That's not what I meant, but you're right."

"That won't work." Tan Wenjie shook his head and refused, "I already have a girlfriend."

You have several girlfriends, don't make yourself sound so innocent!

When the plane landed, Cheng Xiaonan drove over to pick people up.

"Fellow Daoist Feng, this is my girlfriend Xiaonan."

Feng Lao Si: “…”

After separating from Feng Laosi, Tan Wenjie and Cheng Xiaonan went to a restaurant for a date and dinner.

"This shop is opened by a friend of my father." Cheng Xiaonan introduced enthusiastically, but she kept her voice low and chose a corner, giving people a feeling of being both grand and shy.

"Hahahaha!"

A hearty laugh was heard.

"Brother Long, let's do business together and make a fortune. If you can't trust others, can you trust me too?"

"Mr. Cheng, you are a wealthy family and you wouldn't think much of 20 yuan, but we earn our money through hard work, so it's better to be careful."

"I understand, of course I understand." The figure who was laughing suddenly saw Tan Wenjie, "Hey, Brother Jie!"

Tan Wenjie: “…”

The person who always reappears in strange places, Cheng Sheng.

Cheng Xiaonan lowered his voice: "Ajie?"

Because Cheng Sheng walked towards them quickly with his arms open, he attracted the attention of everyone in the restaurant. To be more precise, Cheng Sheng's previous fraudulent behavior had already attracted the attention of a large number of passers-by.

"I'm not familiar with you, I don't know you, I'll just hide from you."

"Brother Jie! Brother Jie!" Seeing that Tan Wenjie was pretending not to know him again, Cheng Sheng immediately quickened his pace, approached him and whispered, "Help me, the bald guy behind me is pestering me. He is from a gang from Taiwan and is very fierce."

Xiaonan leaned over to take a look, and happened to meet the other person's eyes. Like a frightened deer, he grabbed Tan Wenjie's arm and said, "Ajie, I'll contact uncle to come out and help us."

"Need not."

One can guess with one's toes that Cheng Sheng must have cheated the other party of his money and escaped, but he didn't expect to meet the other party here again, so he was blocked.

Cheng Sheng: "Brother Jie, saving lives is like putting out a fire."

Tan Wenjie: “91.”

Cheng Sheng: "So cruel? At most fifty-fifty."

Tan Wenjie nodded: "Deal."

Although everyone has different styles of cheating, there is absolutely no problem in cooperating with each other as colleagues.

The bald dragon brother has come in front of Tan Wenjie.

He looked him up and down, then looked at Xiaonan beside him.

It is difficult to tell that Tan Wenjie is any different from the way he dresses, but the women around him look obviously pampered.

Most likely he is a rich person.

"Mr. Cheng, who is this?"

"My friend, Brother Jie, has a little money in his hand. He wants to follow me to make money and even followed me here. Oh, it gives me a headache, but luckily you want to quit and give him your share."

Just at this moment, the restaurant owner came over.

"Xiao Nan, why are you here?"

"Uncle, I'm here to eat with my boyfriend." Cheng Xiaonan introduced, "This is Ajie, Ajie, this is Third Uncle."

"Third Uncle." Tan Wenjie nodded and greeted him.

Uncle San nodded: "You are a handsome man. I will treat you today. Please don't be polite to me."

"Yeah, thank you, Uncle San!"

The restaurant owner, Uncle San, picked up the phone and said, "I have something else to do. I'll talk to you guys later."

"Uncle San, go and get busy."

Bald Brother Long widened his eyes.

Cheng Sheng, who makes a living by defrauding people of their money, immediately noticed the change in Bald Brother Long's expression and thought to himself: Brother Jie is worthy of being Brother Jie.

The women around him and the men who are generous enough to treat him are most likely agents.

"Ahem." Cheng Sheng coughed dryly to attract the attention of the bald Long Ge, "Brother Long, then it's settled. I'll return the money to you this afternoon."

"No!" Brother Long shook his head, "I think it's more appropriate for you to give the money to Mr. Cheng."

Cheng Sheng hesitated: "But what if I lose money? There is no business in this world that is guaranteed to make a profit."

Brother Long patted his chest and said in high spirits: "It's only 20 yuan. It doesn't matter even if I really lose money."

"Okay." Cheng Sheng sighed, and then said to Tan Wenjie, "Brother Jie, it seems that we have no chance to cooperate. We can only wait until next time."

"Hahaha, I'm sorry brother, the opportunity to make money is fleeting." Bald Brother Long laughed proudly at Tan Wenjie.

Watching Bald Brother Long happily leave, Xiaonan gently pulled Tan Wenjie's arm and said, "Ajie, what was that just now?"

"cheat."

"what?"

"Don't say such harsh words." Cheng Sheng sat down with Tan Wenjie and crossed his legs. "Brother Jie, there is a big business that can make a fortune recently. Do you want to try it?"

"You'll come to me if you have a big business?" Tan Wenjie knocked on the table, "Remember to transfer the money to my card."

Although he didn't say a single line and just stood there as a background, he would not take a penny less than what was due.

That bald guy named Long was haunted by resentment and evil spirits, and was involved in a murder case. He deserved to be cheated by Cheng Sheng.

"It's really a big business." Cheng Sheng lowered his voice, "Have you heard of Fugui Pills?"

"Have not heard."

He just came back from a cameo appearance in Ultraman Saves the World in Japan.

"It's a gambling ship, but it's not just a gambling ship. It has the most interesting things of this era." Cheng Sheng winked, "Tickets are hard to come by. Rich people are on it, spending money like water."

"so?"

"I plan to sneak in disguised as a waiter. I heard that the tips inside can be as high as several thousand or even tens of thousands of dollars a night. With our handsome faces, we will definitely become millionaires when we return!"

Tan Wenjie: "You actually cursed me!"

He was already a billionaire, but the last time he went on a ship he became a millionaire, and his assets shrunk a hundredfold in an instant.

Its heart is awkward!

"what?"

"Puchi." Cheng Xiaonan couldn't help laughing out loud.

She was not sure how much money Tan Wenjie had, but she knew he was not short of money and had recently moved to a new house.

Cheng Sheng said sincerely, "Brother Jie, if we work together, we will definitely make a fortune."

Tan Wenjie didn't say anything, just looked at him quietly.

"You don't believe me?" He was like an innocent boy who was doubted for the first time.

"I believe you! If you say you can take me to the moon, I'll believe you, as long as it's free."

"How do you know there's a charge?"

"Then I'd better not believe it."

Just then the restaurant owner, Uncle San, came over.

"You guys want to go to Fuguiwan too?" Seeing a few people looking at him, Uncle San said, "I heard you guys talking."

Uncle San took out two tickets.

"I just happen to have two of them, so it would be nice to go play with them."

Tan Wenjie noticed that his third uncle was holding a ticket in his hand when he came just now, so it must have been specially delivered.

"Thank you, Uncle San." Cheng Xiaonan did not refuse.

After chatting for a few more words, Uncle San turned and left.

"Uncle San often gives us gifts." Cheng Xiaonan met Tan Wenjie's gaze and said, "Dad said not to refuse, they are all his good friends."

"Brother Jie, is the boat ticket real?" Cheng Sheng couldn't help but ask, "Is the old man just now really the owner of this store?"

He suddenly understood.

Tan Wenjie: "When did I say it was fake?"

"..."

It's such a coincidence, we are all liars, it's normal to think it's fake.

Cheng Sheng regretted again that he should have made a living by relying on his handsome face instead of taking the technical route, wasting his top hardware talent. Otherwise, Tan Wenjie would never have been able to make a living so easily.

He was so envious that his teeth were itching and he wanted to bite something.

"Cheng Sheng, why are you biting your napkin?"

Cheng Sheng woke up with a start and looked down to see that his napkin had been bitten into pieces.

"Brother Jie, I feel much more at ease having you on board together."

"I didn't say I was going to get on the boat." Tan Wenjie turned around and said, "Xiao Nan, are you going?"

"I don't want to go." Cheng Xiaonan shook her head. She was shy and timid by nature and only liked to raise small animals. A place as busy as a gambling ship was not suitable for her.

The most suitable person to accompany Tan Wenjie is Cheng Xiaoxi, but she is still on a business trip.

"Then I won't go either."

Under Cheng Sheng's eager gaze, Tan Wenjie stuffed the ticket into his pocket.

When the dishes were being ordered and served, Tan Wenjie noticed the high-wattage light bulb sitting opposite him, which was very dazzling.

"Do you have anything else to do?" "Yes, I have something else to do." Cheng Sheng is very perceptive. If he wants to get the tickets, he must not make Tan Wenjie unhappy.

It only takes two seconds to lift the buttocks, but Cheng Sheng slowed it down artificially. He believed that Tan Wenjie would not miss the opportunity to make a fortune on the boat.

Tapping fingers on the table, blinking, and smiling, there is so much information.

Tan Wenjie: "What are you doing?"

He noticed that there was something wrong with Cheng Sheng just now. He actually slowed down his movements artificially, and the posture of getting up and leaving was delayed by more than ten seconds.

The performance art attracted many people to come and watch.

Cheng Sheng blinked: "I'm leaving first, Brother Jie."

"wait!"

"I'm leaving!" Cheng Sheng blinked again.

"Ajie, he..."

"Idiot, don't worry about him."

After dinner, the two went to the zoo together.

Cheng Xiaonan has a special liking for small animals and doesn't mind the smell of feces at all. But Tan Wenjie is not so good. He has no patience at all when it comes to raising small animals.

The kind of person who just jerks off when he feels like it, but doesn't care about his eating, drinking, defecating or urinating at other times, let alone worshipping him like an ancestor.

Fortunately, money can solve 99% of the problems, allowing him to show his love for small animals while avoiding feeling disgusted with them.

"Do you like tigers very much?" She was a little scared, but because of the other party's animal identity, she added a special filter to it.

Fear and love.

"It can climb trees and swim." Tan Wenjie nodded. "It is the most perfect animal I have ever seen."

The tiger is perfect enough, except for a pair of wings.

But in mythology, tigers are regarded as little monsters, which is not very reasonable.

The car is parked downstairs.

The two people who unbuckled their seat belts were stuck together like magnets.

"Ajie, it's me."

"The tiger is going to eat people."

"Only go home!" she pushed.

Tan Wenjie is a very easy-going person and did not refuse.

The two hugged each other to the door, their lips stuck together like magnets, and the key opened the door lock.

And after entering the door, the clothes began to have their own ideas, frantically searching for their own freedom.

"and many more!"

Tan Wenjie didn't expect that the two sisters Xiaodong and Xiaonan were so completely opposite.

Xiaodong looks like a rose with thorns, and people should stay away from him. But he actually loves punishment and has an instinctive admiration for the strong.

On the contrary, Xiaonan actually becomes a hardliner under the stimulation of hormones.

"The Eiffel Tower can be turned over and over, and this trick can be used?"

Never underestimate the enemy!

……

After the darkness.

Tan Wenjie turned on the bedside lamp and looked at the phone.

"Mr. Tan, I brought the things."

"Flying Eagle?"

Tan Wenjie rubbed his head and remembered that he had asked Feiying to help him get some good things he got during the treasure hunt.

"what?"

"The Eye of Shangri-La diamond, this time it's the real thing."

"What you told me before was all false?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone.

No wonder after pushing and shoving, nothing shows up.

"Tell me carefully."

"Decades ago, British explorers discovered the Dragon Emperor's Tomb in China."

"Wait, you're not talking about the Dragon Emperor that was resurrected by the Terracotta Warriors, are you?"

"You have heard about it." Feiying said, "Yes, I know a boss. He said that he was ordered by the consulate to return a treasure that was stolen from China as a token of goodwill."

"Still as shameless as ever." Tan Wenjie sighed.

Feiying continued, "Then the Dragon Emperor resurrected with the Terracotta Warriors. They found the legendary Fountain of Immortality and finally worked together with the witch from two thousand years ago to destroy the Dragon Emperor. He finally got the Eye of Shangri-La, a gem as big as a fist. Is Mr. Tan interested?"

"Of course."

He was not very interested in the Fountain of Immortality, but he was interested in the magic that the Dragon Emperor practiced.

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Xiaonan was lying on his chest, rubbing his muscles with her cheek like a lazy kitten.

"Is there a job?"

"Yes, but it's tomorrow. Have you rested well?"

"It's fine... ah wait, it's not fine, it's not!"

The next day, Tan Wenjie went to the location given by Feiying to meet.

"Jonathan, Ajay."

Feiying gave a brief introduction but kept blinking at Tan Wenjie.

There were people lying in ambush with guns nearby. It seemed that he had been tricked. The eagle was the bait and he was the lamb.

Tan Wenjie looked at the black man in front of him and asked, "Have you ever gone on an expedition to the pyramids with the O'Connor family?"

He remembered that Jonathan was white and had seen The Mummy movies.

The specific plot is not important, because there is only "bang bang", "pa pa", and "ha ha". The great protagonist does bad things along the way. He first releases the curse, and then relies on superior American humor to save the world again when the world doesn't want to pay attention to him.

In short, they are the ones who do bad things, and they are also the ones who "save" the world. When encountering such people, Tan Wenjie will drag them to a rainy day to try to be struck by lightning, and there is a high probability that the Heavenly Book of Thunder Seal will explode.

The black man cleared his throat and said seriously: "Yes, the thing is in my hand. I am it."

"Friend, I have something to make clear to you first." Tan Wenjie said, "That big diamond is of no use to me. I am interested in the Fountain of Youth and that story."

People can't just come up and say what their ultimate goal is.

"Well, that old bastard Jonathan was in a lot of debt," the black man said, "and he gave us the diamond as collateral and gave us a long story, saying it would sell for a good price."

"I want to see Jonathan."

"He took the money and went out to have fun."

"where is it?"

"Anywhere that I can be cool." The other party rubbed his fingers together, and the meaning was obvious.

Tan Wenjie opened his wallet and took out a hundred yuan.

"What do you mean?"

“Buy a band-aid.”

Tan Wenjie threw a quick punch.

Feiying on the side widened his eyes: "What are you doing? They are my customers!"

Bang, bang, bang, gunshots rang out. Feiying rolled to dodge, but saw Tan Wenjie picking up the solid wooden table with one hand and smashing it in the direction where the bullets came from.

The solid wood round table weighing more than 100 kilograms smashed against the wall with a howling gale, easily breaking the wall, and continued to fly farther and farther until it smashed a car.

"Not now." Tan Wenjie said, "You should have told me first that they had guns."

Feiying, who became the target of the attack, used his dodging skills to perfection, picking up a chair to dodge and turning around to counterattack.

"Run out first. Wait, I'm not saying just run towards the gunpoint like that!"

A bullet left a bullet hole in the sofa beside him. Feiying immediately lay down and hid behind the sofa, only raising his head quietly to look outside.

Then he saw Tan Wenjie pulling down a door with one hand, rushing to a man while casually blocking the bullet, grabbing the man's neck like a chicken, and throwing him away with a light flick, knocking down three people.

All the furniture in the room seemed to have lost its weight and was easily lifted up and thrown away by him.

People were constantly being knocked away, vomiting blood and falling to the ground twitching, completely losing their ability to fight.

Feiying climbed up from behind the sofa, and just then a black man who called himself Jonathan also sneaked towards this side.

"You're in trouble." Feiying grabbed the sofa beside him with one hand.

The black man's face changed and he turned around and tried to run away.

"Hmm?" Feiying exerted force, and the sofa only shook slightly.

He smiled awkwardly.

"Ah!" the black man shouted and rushed forward.

Feiying threw a quick punch and hit the opponent's nose.

After the battle, looking at the ruined house and the people lying on the ground, Feiying said, "We two are really powerful."

"Where is Jonathan?" Tan Wenjie mentioned the black man. The big and strong man was as soft as noodles at this moment.

"Fuguiwan! He got on Fuguiwan!"

"It would have been better if you cooperated earlier."

Feiying had no choice but to follow Tan Wenjie in a tough battle, and now he just wants to run away.

"Mr. Tan, contact me later!"

When he left, he also took the Eye of Shangri-La with him. He had heard the story before, so he could just sell it somewhere else so that his trip would not be in vain.

Tan Wenjie picked up the phone.

"Hey, Sir Ma, I found a group of terrorists with illegal guns."

"I'll send support right away."

"No need for support, let Xiaodong come over, I've already taken care of it."

The performance will definitely be given to your woman first.

Ten minutes later, the police arrived at the scene. In Xiaodong's words, with this performance, she might be able to become a senior inspector and get promoted.

The price is overtime.

On the way home, Tan Wenjie answered the phone: "What's the matter?"

It’s Cheng Sheng calling again.

"Brother Jie, when are we leaving?"

"What departure?"

"Let's go to Fuguiwan. Didn't you give me a secret code in the restaurant before? You smiled, which means one day later, and blinked twice, which means two o'clock in the afternoon. You only tapped the table with your index finger to tell me to act alone. Don't worry, I didn't tell anyone else about this. I kept it a secret!"

"Watch less Journey to the West."

"I haven't read Journey to the West. Could it be the number of pages?"

"Forget it, let's go to the dock tomorrow."

I just happened to be getting on board.

It’s better not to waste the boat ticket and take him with you.

"Thank you, Brother Jie!"

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Sheng scratched his head.

"It doesn't make sense. I just made it up shamelessly. Does Brother Jie really have so many metaphors? I must pay attention to his expressions next time."

(End of this chapter)