Chapter 433 Betting on Wuwuwu Saint!
Chapter 433 Gambling~wu~wu~wu~Saint!
The next day, at the pier.
As soon as Tan Wenjie arrived, a man came over.
It’s Cheng Sheng.
"Has your head been licked by a dog?" Tan Wenjie stared at the other person's greasy hair in confusion.
"Oh, I get it!" Cheng Sheng pointed at Tan Wenjie, "You must have felt inferior when you saw me dressed up, right? To tell you the truth, from today on, I'm also going to cheat on you and live off this handsome face."
"As long as you are happy, I have no objection."
With a person who exudes a vulgar temperament by his side, Tan Wenjie dared not imagine how good his love luck would be.
The two men showed their tickets and boarded the ship, while Cheng Sheng looked around.
"Brother Jie, I heard that you can eat whatever you want on the ship. Is that true?"
"Of course, you can pack it up if you can't finish it."
"Don't try to fool me. I won't be fooled. Brother Jie, didn't you take your luggage?" Cheng Sheng finally found the problem. "I heard that this ship is going to Japan and will be at sea for many days."
"I meet one person, and then I leave after I see them."
"Walk?"
Cheng Sheng looked at the sea in the distance and suspected that he had heard it wrong.
Just then, two women wearing red sunhats came over.
Tan Wenjie focused his attention on one of them, Cheng Xiaoxi.
"Why are you here?" Tan Wenjie asked unexpectedly, "Aren't you going on a business trip abroad?"
Meiko was a little unhappy when she was suddenly approached. For the special operation, she had to disguise herself and sneak in, and lost her rare vacation.
It would be great if McDonald and his gang could be caught.
But when she raised her head, she was stunned and swallowed the impatience that had already risen to her throat.
So handsome and so elegant.
Who is the unlucky guy next to him whose head is being licked by a dog? He looks more handsome in comparison.
"Sir, you've got the wrong person." Meizi took off her sunglasses.
It’s not Cheng Xiaoxi, the eyes don’t look like him.
"Sorry, I mistook you for my girlfriend." Tan Wenjie took the initiative to apologize, "You two really look alike."
"it does not matter."
Yazi said it was okay, but she didn't think so in her heart. He looked like her? She had never seen anyone who looked exactly like her in her life.
"I wish you have fun on the boat." Tan Wenjie nodded, then left with Cheng Sheng.
Watching the two people leave, Meizi's friend came over with a pair of breasts and whispered in her ear: "It seems like he wants to pick you up."
"Your pick-up technique is too old-fashioned." Meizi curled her lips.
It doesn't matter whether the method is old-fashioned or not, as long as the man is handsome, she is in a good mood now, especially the envious eyes of her companions make her unable to help but straighten her back.
"He's obviously very proud of himself." The companion lowered his head and lifted up his fat, "Doesn't he like eating hamburgers?"
A double-decker Big Mac is always more attractive than an ordinary steamed bun.
On the other side, Cheng Sheng gave a thumbs up.
"Brother Jie, high!"
"What's high?"
"So love scams are so complicated. I thought you just needed to be handsome." Cheng Sheng gave a thumbs up. "You just deliberately used a very old-fashioned way of chatting her up, and then you pulled away in time, leaving enough impression on her so that it would be convenient for you to strike again next time, right?"
"Hit up? No, I really thought she looked like my girlfriend."
Cheng Sheng: "Brother Jie, don't take me for a fool."
He thought about the woman he had met yesterday, then about the woman he had just met, and scratched the instep of his left foot with the toes of his right foot.
"They look completely different. You're so stingy that you didn't teach me any tricks. Are you afraid that after I become the new love saint, you won't have any girls to pick up in the future?"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He didn't want to respond.
"You are speechless! Don't worry, I will definitely leave you a few ordinary ones."
As they were talking, they had already arrived at their room.
Luxurious VIP room.
Pushing open the door, Tan Wenjie said, "Cheng Sheng, since you want to be the new generation of love saint, why don't you go out and deceive a few ignorant girls? I will live in this room myself."
He and Cheng Sheng's tickets were for the same room, and when Uncle San gave them the tickets, he was thinking that the couple could live together.
"Humph, Brother Jie, you want me to go out and sleep on the deck and then bring the girl back, right? Don't even think about it!"
"..."
Tan Wenjie has no habit of sleeping in the same bed with people of the same sex.
Cheng Sheng has only one choice tonight, and that is to go out and wander, no room for negotiation.
"Brother Jie, why don't we go eat something first?"
"Let's go."
Tan Wenjie wanted to find Jonathan. Fortunately, it was not difficult to find a foreigner, and he could find out the passenger information on the ship by just paying some tips.
The ship has set sail, braving the wind and waves.
This was an absolutely luxurious journey, but the food on the ship was a bit average. It was not yet mealtime, so there were only some buffet options.
He simply took a little, but Cheng Sheng had already started to eat it up like crazy.
"Eat less." Tan Wenjie had to remind him, "The good stuff is yet to come. Be careful not to eat too much tonight if you're full."
"Impossible!" Cheng Sheng shook his head. "As long as the food is expensive and delicious enough, I can eat a cow!"
This is not the first time that he has been unable to cheat people for money and can only cheat people for food. As a swindler with a very unstable job, hoarding food in his stomach to "overwinter" is a skill he must master.
"up to you."
Tan Wenjie took out some money and waved to a waiter in front of him.
Everything went very smoothly after that, and there were only eight people named Jonathan on the ship.
"Cheng Sheng, I have something else to do. You can enjoy yourself."
"it is good!"
Seeing Tan Wenjie leave, Cheng Sheng left his seat with a bowl of rice and strolled around the boat while eating.
"Wow, casino."
He is very bad at gambling. If he were good at it, he would have made a fortune in the casino long ago. He would not be a liar.
But he can make a fortune in the casino, and hot-blooded people are the easiest to control.
"Winning hundreds of thousands at a time?" Cheng Sheng shoveled rice into his mouth frantically.
It’s so exciting and goes well with rice.
So Cheng Sheng looked around and finally chose a pretty boy.
The other party had just exchanged his chips, and he was very unhappy because he was too handsome.
"It's a pity that Brother Jie is not here, otherwise he wouldn't be able to be so arrogant."
He raised his hand and touched his hair, and suddenly felt confident. Since Tan Wenjie couldn't compete in appearance, he had to use this trump card of his.
"Boy, do you want to get rich?" Cheng Sheng took the initiative to stop the other party.
The person who was stopped looked at Cheng Sheng unexpectedly.
"To be honest, I'm the legendary gambling saint!" Cheng Sheng raised his hands and rubbed them together. "Follow me to play cards. In half an hour at most, I can turn ten thousand into a hundred thousand, and a hundred thousand into a million."
"Why choose me?" the other party asked.
"Of course I think you are deceitful."
"what?"
"I mean, you're easy to fool. It's easy to lose all your money in the casino, so I'm taking you to win money together."
"Okay, I'll trust you this time." The pretty boy smiled and took out a chip. "Can you help me win money with this chip?"
"Hahaha, of course!" Cheng Sheng took the chips and pointed casually, "Come on, I'll take you to show off your skills."
The pretty boy nodded and walked towards the gambling table.
And then... no, where are the people?
"Ha, I didn't expect to meet such a liar." He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He thought the other party was setting up a trap to cheat him, but he didn't expect that the other party just wanted to cheat him for a chip and would withdraw after getting it.
On the other side, Cheng Sheng laughed triumphantly.
"I didn't spend a dime, and now I've made a profit."
bet?
How can a liar gamble? He cheats!
"This is really a paradise for making a fortune, hahaha."
……
"Are you sure the person I'm looking for is here?"
Tan Wenjie looked at the bikinis near the swimming pool.
It's so abominable and must be viewed critically.
I was glad that I didn't bring my girlfriends on board, otherwise he would become extremely devoted and wouldn't be able to look at the beauties openly.
"That man is Jonathan," said the waiter who led the way. It was indeed an elderly foreigner. Foreigners age too quickly, and Tan Wenjie could not tell his real age, but seeing that he was holding a woman with one hand, he must be strong and healthy.
After paying the tip and asking the waiter to wait for him, Tan Wenjie walked over.
"Jonathan?"
The foreigner was puzzled: "Who are you?"
"Explorer O'Connor, do you know him?"
"That's my brother-in-law. You want to look for him? Then you should go to the cemetery."
"No, I'm looking for you." Tan Wenjie looked at the two foreign girls, "Ladies, can you borrow this gentleman for a while?"
He took out the banknotes.
The two men took the money, stood up, and left with their waists twisted.
"Hey, I paid!" Jonathan was annoyed. He didn't have much time to use it. Most of the time he could only satisfy his mouth and hands, which was already a big loss.
Now that Tan Wenjie has taken the person away, he has suffered even more loss.
"Let's talk first. If you can give me the information I want," Tan Wenjie said, "I am willing to pay you a suitable price. You didn't make any money from the Eye of Shangri-La, right?"
"It was those bastards!" Jonathan spat a few times, "I owe a lot of money, and they stole my last collection!"
"Have you seen the Dragon Emperor?"
"He is a monster. Wait, you are not trying to resurrect that monster." Jonathan was confused.
"of course not."
Tan Wenjie would not admit that a three-headed dragon from the West was Qin Shihuang, nor did he have any intention of helping anyone to unify the world.
"I want to know the location of the Fountain of Youth."
"It's in Shangri-La. The road is difficult to navigate. Luckily I have a map, but it's expensive."
"It's not that I don't believe you, Jonathan." Tan Wenjie pointed at Jonathan, "You are already too old. If you really have the Fountain of Youth, you will definitely take a bath in it, right?"
"You're smart." Jonathan knew he couldn't fool Tan Wenjie. "I regret not going in to take a bath. When I was young, I thought how boring it would be to be immortal. Especially when I heard the immortals tell me that I would have to watch my relatives and friends die one by one, I felt heartbroken just thinking about it."
"and then?"
Tan Wenjie was not in a hurry to urge him, but wanted to hear what the old man, who was in his twilight years and had once had immortality within his reach but finally chose to give up, thought.
"And then they all died, and I got old myself." Jonathan pointed at his body, "This thing is useless except for peeing. I have age spots all over my body, my hair is falling out, my skin is loose, and there's a weird smell! And my friends are still dying one by one, but I don't feel that sad."
When you live long enough, you can take many things easy.
"I'm fucking regretting not jumping in to take a bath now. If I were given another chance to choose, I would not only take a bath, I would also bring out a few buckets!"
Tan Wenjie nodded, agreeing very much with the other party's idea.
Jonathan continued, "So, if you want the Fountain of Youth, I'm afraid you don't have a chance."
"So, what else is related to that thing?"
"There is only one heavenly book left, and I kept it in a bank safe deposit box." Jonathan said, "But don't worry, the text used in that thing is at least a thousand years old, and no one can read it, unless you can find a witch who has lived for a thousand years."
Tan Wenjie got straight to the point: "Sell the book to me."
Jonathan held up his finger: "One million."
"make a deal."
"Oh shit, I should have said five million!"
"Cooperation leads to win-win results. Jonathan, happy cooperation."
Tan Wenjie was eager to get the heavenly book, and he was not worried at all about not being able to read it. Living people might not be able to read it, but ghosts who had been dead for more than two thousand years would definitely be able to.
I'll go back and ask Zhao Zilong, the part-time ghost catcher, to help contact a few ghost catchers to help with the translation. There are too many ways.
"You can check this check." Tan Wenjie signed on the spot and also obtained the location and password of the safe deposit box.
"Haha, I love you so much!"
Jonathan happily exchanged the money, which was enough for him to live happily for the rest of his life.
Tan Wenjie also called Cheng Xiaoxi who was far away in the UK and asked her to walk a few more steps to help him take the things out of the safe, and it would be best if she could take photos and send them by email via computer.
Fortunately, the bank was not far away, and Cheng Xiaoxi called him soon to say that she had received the book, which was very thick and heavy, and seemed to be made of bamboo slips. She would bring the book back after a while.
However, the photos have been taken and sent to the email.
Tan Wenjie decided to go find Zhang Ling tomorrow to see if this descendant of the Zhang family had any way to decipher the above content.
"Oh, I'm so hungry, so hungry!"
There was a person swaying beside my ear.
"Flying Eagle?"
Tan Wenjie looked at the figure in overalls, but immediately denied it.
Not Feiying. This man is more wretched than Feiying and has a bigger nose.
Seeing him drooling as he pounced on a woman's chest, Tan Wenjie grabbed her clothes.
"Dude, that's not very polite."
"Don't delay my burger!"
He was angry and punched Tan Wenjie. Although his punches were fast, they were all blocked by Tan Wenjie.
"He's there, don't run!" A sailor rushed over.
Big Nose's face turned pale, and he turned and ran away, shouting as he ran: "I'm so hungry."
"I'm sorry, sir, ma'am." The sailor bowed his head and apologized to Tan Wenjie, "Someone sneaked onto the ship and caused trouble for you two."
Tan Wenjie nodded, not believing that the sailor could catch the other person.
After all, this is a top-of-the-line "furniture city" with dense crowds, complex environment, and countless miscellaneous items.
The rescued girl thanked Tan Wenjie earnestly: "Thank you."
"You're welcome." Tan Wenjie lowered his head.
She was wearing a bikini and showing it off openly. If he didn't look at it, wouldn't that be disrespectful to her? He was the most polite person.
A figure came over and blocked the two large white lumps.
Who is so tactless.
"Thank you for saving my friend." Meizi held out her hand. "I'm Meizi, what's your name?"
"Ajie." Tan Wenjie held the hand.
"I'm Ping." said the girl with the big hamburger, but no one responded.
Meiko: "Why didn't you change into your swimsuit?"
Tan Wenjie: "I can't swim."
Meizi: "I'll teach you?"
Tan Wenjie: “Not good.”
Ah Ping: "Actually, I want to swim too."
A few minutes later, Ping was soaking in the water. The powerful airbag on her chest pushed her out of the water. She could only watch the two people sitting by the pool soaking their feet and chatting unhappily.
Ping stood up and immediately attracted the attention of a group of LSPs, including Tan Wenjie.
Meiko: "..."
She was a little skeptical about her own charm. Tan Wenjie took the initiative to talk to her, so he must be interested in her.
During the short "break time" during the mission, she doesn't mind chatting with a good-looking guy, and looking at the handsome guy will make her feel better.
But Tan Wenjie is very rational.
Reasonableness does not mean that he possesses the qualities unique to the male protagonist in novels. Others have lustful eyes, but he is the only one who does not have lustful eyes.
Instead, he looked at all the beauties rationally, never favoring one over another and not being controlled by emotions.
Pure taking advantage.
Meizi stood up and said, "Let's go to the casino."
The two women and one man went to the casino again.
“Ga ga ga~!”
Some people laugh so cheaply.
Yazi pointed at a figure in the distance with a dog-licking head and laughing wildly while holding a pile of chips.
"Ajie, that seems to be your friend."
"You're mistaken. I got on the boat by myself."
Cheng Sheng was overjoyed when he saw Tan Wenjie: "Brother Jie! Come and make a fortune!"
He is a very friendly person. After he became rich, the first person he thought of was Brother Jie.
Everyone looked over.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Turn around.
"Hey, Yazi, Ping, look at that tree, it's very strange, the leaves are actually green."
"Brother Jie, what are you talking about? Leaves are naturally green...Brother Jie, why are you turning your head away from me? Brother Jie, don't hide, Brother Jie!"
(End of this chapter)