Chapter 471 There Should Be a Knee Pillow at This Moment
Chapter 471 There Should Be a Knee Pillow at This Moment
[Invincible Suitcase (Weapon/Magic Tool): Suitcase Domain (the world inside the suitcase); Fusion Upgrade (can fuse space props to expand and upgrade)]
Tan Wenjie is getting used to the national teacher's naming habits... He is getting used to the other party's naming habits.
I opened the box and looked inside. The space inside the box was not very big, only a few miles.
The generator chickens are flapping their wings inside.
The ground was bare and there was nothing on it.
It is very different from Lyon's suitcase. Lyon's suitcase comes from imagination. It looks messy but actually has no loading limit. The limit is the limit of Lyon's imagination.
It just so happens that the guy is mentally ill and a psychopath, so there is no limit at all.
But this time, after being transformed, the suitcase suddenly had boundaries.
"If I don't wear a British windbreaker, carry a small wooden stick and shout Avada Kedavra everywhere, I will be doing a disservice to this suitcase that gives me such a strong sense of déjà vu."
His shoulder was suddenly squeezed, and when Tan Wenjie turned around, he saw the Imperial Master's head leaning over.
"Before, I just wanted to study the special power of your box, but I didn't expect it to turn out like this."
"I don't blame you." Tan Wenjie shook his head.
The mobile game has updated the home system, which is very reasonable.
How can you say that you are a qualified mobile game if you don’t have the infrastructure to build houses? I just don’t know when I can buy a monthly card.
"I'm saying no, thank you!" The national teacher pointed, "The power inside is really magical. It can make people's wishes come true!"
With the support of imagination, of course dreams will come true. It's just that Leon is a lunatic and seems illogical, but in fact everything must be logical. Otherwise, he doesn't need to kill monsters to gain experience. He can just let Leon help him modify the underlying code. With a "ding", he can directly reach the maximum level, full experience, full equipment, full skills, and full magical pets.
The Imperial Master straightened up and said, "This is definitely the most satisfying treasure I have ever made in my life!"
Tan Wenjie pointed to the empty space below the box area and asked, "What's that thing?"
"The Invincible Alchemy Workshop was developed by me based on the characteristics of your big wheel. It can help you with alchemy."
Upon hearing this, Tan Wenjie went straight into the box area and came to the "Invincible Alchemy Workshop".
"As long as you have successfully made it here once, you can produce unlimitedly with enough materials." The national master also followed him in.
“Automated workshop!”
"What is that?" the Imperial Master asked in confusion.
“It means processing raw materials according to the prescribed process, reducing manual intervention, improving production efficiency and quality, and reducing costs.”
"So that's how it is." The national teacher nodded.
When one person makes props, he may sometimes perform beyond his ability, but may also make mistakes. Although it is difficult to perform beyond one’s ability after automation, the lower limit can be guaranteed.
Moreover, once resources are invested, mass production can be carried out, which completely solves the problems of insufficient manpower and battery life.
In other words, the Five Thunder Talisman can be put into production. Although no one knows how fast the production speed is, the 24-hour non-stop assembly line must be faster than his own production speed.
The nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine talismans will be used to make a Five Thunder Arrow in the near future.
"I'm really terribly strong."
After chatting with the national teacher for a few more words, the two left the suitcase.
Tan Wenjie looked at the black suitcase and stretched out his hand.
"Change!"
The box turned into a purse and hung around the waist.
The Imperial Master's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Want to learn?" asked Tan Wenjie.
The national teacher nodded vigorously.
"It just so happens that I'm also interested in your magic. Can we learn from each other?"
"Okay!"
There is almost no need to learn storage spells. The key point lies in the storage space. The national teacher also has a space similar to the box area, but her space cannot store living things.
The remaining spells of the national master felt more like magic to him.
"I am Persian, so of course I should use magic."
Tan Wenjie looked at the spell he had just learned.
Illumination spell lv1: chant the spell, emit light, consumes 1 mana.
"I will go to the West to cosplay as a white robe wizard now, there will be no problem."
The most essential part has been mastered, now all I'm missing is a two-handed sword.
After leaving the national teacher's residence, Tan Wenjie was planning to find Hong Qi to learn the "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing", as well as Zhou Botong's "Xiantian Kung" and "Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head".
Suddenly, the scene in front of my eyes blurred and a fat, big-eared guy rushed out.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the big boss, I'm Ouyang Feng!" He begged with tears in his eyes, "You must save me!"
Tan Wenjie frowned: "He just stole some sausages, there's no need to hit him so hard."
He is a fair person. Since Ouyang Feng killed the third princess's father, let the third princess kill him.
But a person can still be satisfied with just two sausages before he dies.
"What do you mean by stealing sausages?" Ouyang Feng was puzzled.
A ball of water gurgled out of Tan Wenjie's hand and turned into a reflective mirror.
"Here, you see for yourself."
"Damn it! That stinky woman, the Imperial Master, is plotting against me again!"
It happened that the Imperial Master was not far away, and she rushed over with a large golden ring knife in her hand.
"Ouyang Feng, what did you say?"
……
The palace of the King Jinlun Kingdom is very lively.
Tan Wenjie, however, was completely immersed in cultivation.
He is highly skilled in martial arts and is not shy about keeping his skills to himself, so we can all learn from each other.
As a true master, even the best in the world, Tan Wenjie's experience is very useful to others.
"I heard that the conditions for practicing "Xiantian Gong" are very harsh, and one must be a virgin." Tan Wenjie looked at Zhou Botong. In his opinion, Zhou Botong should be a virgin.
"Yes, just as you thought, on a stormy night, my senior brother and I..."
"Wait, this counts?"
"Of course it counts!"
"You don't need to go into details." Tan Wenjie interrupted Zhou Botong, "Just talk about Xiantian Gong directly."
Zhou Botong raised his eyebrows and said, "Even if you learn Xiantian Gong, you won't be able to practice it to perfection, playboy, tut tut tut."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He felt the other person's look was offensive.
It is indeed very difficult to practice "Xiantian Gong". With Tan Wenjie's understanding and physical talent, it took him a long time to get started due to various factors.
The so-called harsh training conditions became less harsh in the face of Tan Wenjie's +13 physical strength.
Everything is replaceable as long as the overall strength is sufficient.
Of course, although the "Xiantian Gong" is exquisite, it is not enough and can only be regarded as a martial arts book. However, Wang Chongyang did ascend in front of him, which shows that although the rarity and grade of the "Xiantian Gong" are not too high, it can help people become immortals.
Xiantian Gong lv1 (1/60): cultivate both sex and life, stimulate potential, physical strength +5
"That's not right. Are you a virgin?"
Zhou Botong circled around Tan Wenjie: "It's actually almost the same speed as when my senior brother was practicing."
He wanted to reach out and grab it a few times, but was immobilized by Tan Wenjie's acupoint pressing in mid-air.
"How long has your senior brother been practicing?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"Only a few decades."
What a mere few decades.
"My senior brother is already a genius, invincible in the world." Zhou Botong forgot about taking advantage at this time. In his eyes, his senior brother was the most powerful man in the world and he would not tolerate anyone questioning him.
Tan Wenjie didn't say anything, but just put all the experience he had gained from hanging up during this period of time into the "Xiantian Gong". He didn't have a virgin body, so practicing was like rowing against the current, with twice the effort and half the result.
It’s better to take a shortcut and gain experience points.
He gained experience and practiced at the same time, but it still took him half a month to barely reach the maximum level of Xiantian Gong.
[You study "Xiantian Gong" day and night, and you have gained the "Xiantian Body"]
Talent: Innate body lv1, physical strength +1, life recovery speed +10%, cultivation speed +10%, easier to comprehend.
From acquired to innate, Tan Wenjie can clearly feel the difference in his body.
The most intuitive thing is that he smells better.
The Nine Yin Scriptures is worthy of being recognized as the world's number one martial art. With his innate body, practicing other martial arts is twice as easy with half the effort, and he has stepped onto the fast track without realizing it.
[Under Zhou Botong's careful instruction, you successfully mastered the "Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head"]
Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head Lv1 (1/30): When three flowers gather at the top of the head, everything within a radius of 5 miles can be reversed.
Tan Wenjie tried to use the Sanhua Juding acupoint and found that its characteristic was that if he wanted to move forward, he would run backwards, and if he wanted to urinate, it would flow backwards.
It has a little bit to do with time and space, but it does not really reverse time and space and make everything go back to the starting point.
It is completely useless against dead objects.
[Under Hong Qi's guidance, you mastered the "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms" very easily]
"..."
Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms lv5: Palm damage +1, skills: Dragon Fighting in the Wild, Dragon Swinging its Tail, Flying Dragon in the Sky...
[After your hard work in studying and practicing the "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing", you have successfully realized the innate talent "Dragon Power"]
Dragon's might lv1: When attacking, you can imitate the might of the dragon and cause mental oppression to the enemy.
On the open ground.
Tan Wenjie spread his hands and pushed forward gently: "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!" Although the movement was not strong or domineering enough and looked a bit casual, he madly infused 200 points of physical strength, which immediately increased the power of this palm.
A strong wind rose.
"Ow—!"
A golden dragon shadow swam quickly as he waved his hands.
Hong Qi opened his eyes wide: "Why is the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms you practice different from mine?"
With special effects!
The palm wind came towards him, Hong Qi stomped his feet and quickly retreated, his face changing slightly.
His right foot sunk into the ground to stop him from retreating. He pushed forward with both hands and roared, "Dragon fights in the wild!"
boom!
The golden dragon shadow attacked with overwhelming power and collided with Hong Qi's Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, completely knocking Hong Qi over.
When the dust settled, Hong Qi had already buried his head in the ground.
“Pah, pah, pah,” he pulled his head out, “I won’t fight with you anymore, I can’t beat you!”
He thought that he had learned a new palm technique from Tan Wenjie that would quickly improve his strength, but he didn't expect that he had just gotten started, while the other person's Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms was not only fully developed, but also could bring a dragon.
……
night.
Tan Wenjie called a maid with particularly long legs and deliberately spread her legs to her armpits to come and send the drunk Third Princess and the Junior Sister back.
He is definitely not the kind of Liuxiahui who would not eat meat, but he is very principled. At least he would not kiss a woman who had vomited after drinking.
He has seen many night skies without light pollution, and can see the stars when he looks up.
Drink two glasses of wine and you won’t get drunk.
"If I had known, I wouldn't have let that long-legged guy take them back."
There should be a knee pillow at this moment.
"Hmm? Am I drunk? Why are the stars in the sky getting closer and closer..."
Crackling, the fire flickered.
It seemed like someone was playing with electric welding, and dense sparks were scattered in his yard.
Tan Wenjie stood up alertly and looked at the human-shaped red envelope that fell from the sky with its back to him.
"Brother Jie, it's me~"
A mean voice came.
The other person turned around, and it turned out to be Prince Duan who had ascended to become an immortal, but Prince Duan was wearing a patched bright red coat, holding a pure gold palm-leaf fan, and wearing a Jigong hat on his head.
"Jigong?" Tan Wenjie was surprised. "Does the Dragon-Subduing Master in heaven have any objections to you wearing this?"
This is a registered image, which is linked to temples, legends, and even incense in the mortal world.
Those who have similar faces will be held accountable.
"What Jigong?" Prince Duan was puzzled. "What is the Dragon-Subduing Master? Why can't I understand what you are saying?"
He turned around and said, "Brother Jie, how do you think I am now?"
Pirated, not so good!
However, considering that the other party was a god, Tan Wenjie still gave a thumbs up against his will.
"How does it feel in heaven?" Tan Wenjie asked curiously.
Every world is different, and the gods in heaven are also different. Moreover, he has been in the human world for so long, but he has never been to heaven once, and has been wandering around in the human world.
The level of the [Secret Realm] related to the Heavenly Palace is too high, he is far from it.
"Of course it feels good. The sky is full of clouds, so light and fluffy, and the fairies are also very beautiful."
Looking at Prince Duan, whose expression was still lustful, Tan Wenjie's expression became serious: "Tell me more!"
Marrying a fairy is the ultimate fantasy passed down by our human ancestors.
I heard from Prince Duan that after he went to heaven, there were gods flying all over the sky and some people invited him to drink.
"You didn't report?" Tan Wenjie asked puzzledly.
According to his understanding, male immortals who want to ascend to heaven need to report to the King of the East, while female immortals have to find the Queen Mother of the West.
Prince Duan blinked: "What report?"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He has uncovered this topic.
The fairyland in each world is different, which is also reasonable.
"How far is the heavenly world from the human world?" Tan Wenjie asked again, "I have flown to the sky before, but I didn't see any immortal hair."
"It's not far, just over three feet." Prince Duan pointed upwards.
The gods in this world are a little crooked.
Is this how you use the saying "there is a god above your head"?
Prince Duan suddenly said, "I have already inquired about becoming an immortal for you in heaven. There are two methods in total."
Look at the other person and raise two fingers.
"Two?" Tan Wenjie was surprised. "Which two?"
"One is the fate of becoming an immortal. Just like I found my true lover, and I just happened to hear that there will be another vacancy for becoming an immortal in six months. You can also find your true lover, and I can send you a dream when that time comes."
In order to become an immortal, let alone wait for six months, it would be no problem for him to wait for ten years in this world.
"What about the second one?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"It's somewhat related to what you said before about breaking the void with martial arts. You can find a sect to join and become a guardian, fight monsters, rescue people from disasters, and do more good deeds. Then build a temple. It will be done quickly. For example, there is a Guanyin temple not far away that would be very suitable for you."
"Have I ever told you that I am a Taoist disciple?"
Prince Duan was puzzled: "But I feel like you have a Buddhist charm."
More than just a Buddhist charm, he even has a devilish heart.
"I've learned a lot of different things. We're all upright people, so why should we be so clear-cut?"
Prince Duan: "Since the message has been delivered, I will go back first."
"You're not staying for a drink?"
"The fairy sister in heaven is so beautiful, why should I drink in the mortal world?"
"Damn, that makes sense!"
"But since we're celebrating, I'll stay and drink with you."
Prince Duan drank a glass of wine on the table, shook his head in dissatisfaction, and then took out a wine gourd.
The more Tan Wenjie watched, the more he felt that he was imitating Jigong.
"The wine on earth is tasteless, it's better to drink the wine I brought down from heaven. I didn't have much energy before, but after drinking this wine, I feel energetic now."
As he spoke, Prince Duan poured a glass for Tan Wenjie.
There are no special effects, no light, and no cranes surrounding it. There is only a very faint smell of alcohol, like Lao Baigan diluted with water.
I smelled it up close and it was a bit pungent.
[Immortal Wine: Status Restored, Experience +1W, Vitality Restored 5 Points]
Tan Wenjie grinned: "Prince Duan is too polite."
He likes this wine.
"Hahaha, Brother Jie, you helped me become an immortal. Just drink a little wine."
"Then I won't be polite."
Tan Wenjie grabbed the wine glass and drank it all.
It was burning and spicy, and it was different from Zhong Kui's wine. My cheeks were red and hot, and my body felt full from head to toe.
The most important thing is the 1 experience points gained.
Drink a few thousand cups and take advantage of Prince Duan first.
"Hiss, a little full."
Tan Wenjie shook his head and looked at Prince Duan: "How about we have a martial arts duel to liven things up?"
The teaching ability of gods must surpass that of all mortals in the world.
Be thorough in getting the most out of your business.
"Okay!" Prince Duan also became interested.
Tan Wenjie: "Nine Yin Bone Claw!"
Prince Duan: "Congratulations on your prosperity!"
"Is this okay?"
"Aren't the names of the moves the same?" Prince Duan glanced at Tan Wenjie's kick, "And you didn't use your claws either."
"This time it really is the Nine Yin Bone Claw!"
The two men were drinking and boxing at the same time. First, Prince Duan flew up, and then Tan Wenjie caught up with him on a train.
Hong Qi, who happened to get up to urinate at night, noticed something was wrong. He looked up and saw Tan Wenjie and Prince Duan fighting in the sky.
"Come out and see the gods!"
More and more people squeezed out, and the figures of both parties disappeared from sight.
dawn.
A purse was hanging on a dead pine branch beside a steep cliff.
The purse shook and a head popped out from it. It was Prince Duan.
He tilted the wine gourd, and only a drop of wine was about to fall out. Prince Duan quickly put his mouth close to it.
Smacking his lips twice, he said in annoyance, "I finally managed to get some immortal wine, but he drank it all."
He fanned the pure gold cattail leaf fan in his hand and flew up to the sky.
"If I had known, I would have gone back to watch the fairy sisters dance last night."
(End of this chapter)