Chapter 472: Special effects have evolved to the level of web games
Chapter 472: Special effects have evolved to the level of web games
Box area, on the open space next to the Invincible Alchemy Workshop.
A figure was lying dead.
"hiss."
The figure suddenly moved.
Dozens of big roosters tilted their heads to look at the same time, curious but not daring to get close. Even though they have small brains, they know that if they get close, they will probably be caught, plucked, and roasted on the spot.
Tan Wenjie rubbed his head and sat up from the ground.
He was not satisfied with taking advantage, and when he saw the fairy wine last night, he could not help but drink it. The first sip made him a little drunk, the second sip made him dizzy, and the third sip made him want to vomit. But it didn't matter, his condition soon refreshed.
I gritted my teeth and held on, and finally drank more than 100 million experience points.
"The wine in the fairy world is mixed with water!"
Rubbed my stomach.
I gained a lot last night. I have already practiced the "Nine Yin Scriptures" to the maximum level. It is very difficult for a mortal to practice it to the maximum level with his understanding, but with the help of gods as sparring partners, the upgrade speed is like riding a rocket. I can't slow down even if I want to, otherwise the gods will seem useless.
By the way, I also learned "One Finger Zen".
Not only that, he accidentally cultivated his "Purple Cloud Heart Sutra" to the maximum level, with a mana limit of +45. In the past, to cultivate the Purple Cloud Heart Sutra, he had to borrow magic from immortals and even steal tributes. This time, the immortals stood in front of him and taught him hand in hand. The drunk Prince Duan didn't care about the mana at all and generously let him take it as he pleased.
Moreover, no offerings from any temple in the world can compare to the wine that the gods themselves drink.
It is indeed good to become an immortal. Prince Duan, who used to be unable to poke his finger, suddenly became stronger and stronger than he could ever be. Prince Duan is the reincarnation of an arhat, and cannot be compared to an ordinary person becoming an immortal.
However, there was one thing that made Tan Wenjie a little hesitant.
Tan Wenjie recalled that he and Prince Duan urinated together last night, and Prince Duan was squatting.
The other party even said as a matter of course: "Of course there are no peaches for immortals. If there were peaches, wouldn't they give birth to a bunch of little immortals?"
According to Prince Duan, after going to heaven, one will completely become an "immortal body". There are all kinds of good things in heaven, and there are too many things that can make one feel happy, so I, the little brother, will become less important.
"Shit, the Weaver Girl, the Seven Fairies, and Erlang Shen's mother are all fairies."
If a god cannot be lustful, what is the point of becoming one?
When he asked about Master Jiugong, Prince Duan only said that the other party seemed to have not ascended to the immortal world and he was not very clear.
"It's still more reliable to cultivate and become an immortal yourself."
The gods in this world are unreliable.
He also wants the immortal fate half a year later. At worst, after finding a "true lover", he will ask the other person to just say "I love you" and become a "half-immortal", or his whole body will become immortal and let Xiao Tan fall into the mortal world forever.
There are always people who are willing to sacrifice themselves in this world. Tan Wenjie feels that he is Xiao Tan. He has no interest in transcending the mundane world and becoming an immortal. Even if he is interested, it would be the fairies in heaven.
It’s better to just wade in the muddy holes of the world.
On the cliff, the purse hanging on the dead tree opened again, and a noodle-like figure emerged from it.
Tan Wenjie casually grabbed the purse and hung it around his waist, and a huge carriage wheel appeared under his feet.
The wheels were burning with flames, carrying him towards the Golden Wheel Kingdom.
……
Golden Wheel Kingdom.
All the masters gathered together.
"Ajie has really become a god."
Silence and joy.
The women present and Zhou Botong were silent.
The other two men were delighted because their chance had come!
"Cousin~"
"You must think that you have a chance after that bastard becomes an immortal, right? Wishful thinking! I tell you, no, there is no chance at all!"
Hong Qi touched his head and turned to look at Huang Yaoshi in confusion: "Why did she scold me?"
Huang Yaoshi: "Because you laughed so meanly just now, I want to hit you too."
"Really?" Hong Qi touched his cheek, "I am the most beautiful leader of the Beggars' Sect."
He has always been confident about his face, especially after he became the leader of the Beggars' Sect, handsomeness has become a consensus.
"Third Princess~"
"Junior brother, I have something else to do. Sorry."
Looking at the Third Princess who turned and left, and then looking at Huang Yaoshi who was turned away.
"Hahaha! Aren't you the same?" Hong Qi laughed loudly, covering his stomach pretentiously.
"Fuck, you stinky beggar, I've tolerated you for so long!"
"You rabbit, I've tolerated you for a long time! I take a bath every month!"
"Prince Duan and I are innocent!"
"Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"
"Magical power at the snap of a finger!"
A streak of fire streaked across the sky, and the huge wheel that was spinning madly slowly fell to the ground, like a grinding wheel grinding angle iron, with sparks flying.
The wheels disappeared and the feet landed.
"Cough cough."
In the smoke and dust, Tan Wenjie walked out, fanning himself with his hand.
It was unclear whether it was Huang Yaoshi who locked up Hong Qi or Hong Qi who locked up Huang Yaoshi. The two of them used deadly scissor kicks on each other and pinched each other's wrists. You were in me and I was in you.
"Don't go so low next time. No wonder they say that only gods can be seen from three feet high. If you go too low, it will easily raise dust. Uh, you guys continue."
The two watched Tan Wenjie leave. They mistakenly thought that the person who had ascended to become an immortal had come back.
"Do you still want to fight?"
"Hit me!"
They fought because Tan Wenjie ascended to heaven, and now that Tan Wenjie is back they are still fighting. Their fight was in vain.
The two separated, looked at each other, turned around and left tacitly, but after walking a few steps, they stopped tacitly and walked towards Tan Wenjie's residence together.
Seeing that Junior Sister and others really walked into Tan Wenjie's yard, Huang Yaoshi immediately climbed up the wall.
Suddenly he felt heat on his back.
(¬_¬)⊙⊙)
Hong Qi's head popped out from behind him.
Huang Yaoshi got goosebumps on his back: "Why are you hiding behind me?"
Hong Qi put his chin on his shoulder: "This position is good, everyone just make do with it."
……
Tan Wenjie, who has not yet become an immortal, attracted a group of people to ask about his well-being.
The third princess, the junior sister, the imperial teacher, and even Zhou Botong.
Kicking Zhou Botong away, Tan Wenjie grabbed the hands of the three and said affectionately and seriously, "I have no interest in living in heaven."
God wants to pick peaches, and he always feels that becoming an immortal is like being adopted as a pet. He has no desire at all for the beauty of the fairyland that Prince Duan talked about.
No matter how smooth and long the fairy sisters' thighs were, they could not attract him at all.
"Why are you holding my hand! Don't think I like you!" Little Pepper snorted and turned around. When she saw that Tan Wenjie was actually holding the hands of the other two, her expression changed drastically.
Tonight she ruined the looks of two bitches.
"Ajie, are you interested in being king?" The third princess thought about it and decided that Tan Wenjie was very important both from a personal perspective and from the perspective of national interests.
The Jinlun Kingdom has always had the habit of marrying princesses off from other countries. As time went by, the third princess became the only heir to the throne.
Instead of marrying someone else, choose the one you like.
With Tan Wenjie's support, the Kingdom of Jinlun can stand tall.
"I am the national teacher. I am here to make up the numbers." said the national teacher.
If you three don't come together tonight, you will have swollen stomachs due to allergies, and someone will die in ten months.
I have to continue pretending to be innocent tonight. It’s been so long since I last acted innocent, and I’m a little uncomfortable.
"I do have someone in my heart." He glanced at the three people.
The third princess secretly thought that it must be herself, her eyes blurred: "Ajie~"
The little junior sister curled her lips slightly, thinking that no one else could do it but her, so she let out a "humph!"
The Imperial Master raised his hand: "I am really here to make up the numbers."
After finally seeing the three off, Tan Wenjie was about to get up and close the door when he discovered Zhou Botong's dead body still lying on the ground.
He grabbed Zhou Botong in mid-air and threw him out in a parabola.
"Oops!" X3
"Who is throwing garbage in the sky at night!" X2
From the sound it sounded like Huang Yaoshi and Hong Qi.
"Wow, you two have such strong muscles!"
"..."
Tan Wenjie closed the door and sat cross-legged on the bed.
He has almost learned all the martial arts, and now he is just starting the skill fusion furnace. Through his understanding, he can select the best skills and fuse them into stronger ones.
Sword Finger·Semi-automatic, Finger of the Gods, Sun Finger.
It all has to do with fingering.
[Probability of increasing fusion level: 100%; probability of decreasing fusion level: 0%; estimated time: 2 hours]
"It must be because my strength has improved again."
Things that you couldn’t do before, you will find after you grow up that they are just a matter of raising your hand.
Throw three skills in.
"If I also research on my own while fusing skills, will I be able to create new ones?"
He has thoroughly mastered the three skills, so it is not difficult for him to select the best ones and stitch them together to create a new skill.
So he raised his fingers and kept practicing the three skills, trying to find the connection between them.
Unexpectedly, after he personally participated in it, the speed of fusion actually increased.
[You have successfully extracted the essence and discarded the dross with your own understanding, and successfully comprehended the "Sword Finger Magical Power". ]
[You practiced the "Sword Finger Magic" hard, finger damage +1, sword damage +1]
Sword Finger Divine Ability lv6: Finger is like a steel cone, vibrates at high speed, extremely sharp, can enjoy all sword/finger attack bonuses, consumes mana 2, consumes stamina 2.
Tan Wenjie raised his right hand and looked at the shaking sword finger.
Something was very wrong. He hadn't leveled up Tathagata Palm yet, nor had he leveled up Lightning Thunder Fist yet. If he merged them now, he would lose money.
In addition, Zixia Heart Method, Muzhuang Method, Yin-Yang Division Method, etc. have not reached the maximum level yet, so you need to continue to grind.
My liver hurts just thinking about it.
The "Imagination Restoration Fist" and "Imagination·Gate of Life and Death" which are related to imagination have no similar competitors and cannot be integrated with anyone.
The remaining skills that need to be maxed out are: Super Human-Ghost Merger Technique, Paper Man Spy, Drawing Talismans to Exorcise Evil Spirits, Five Ghosts Bringing Wealth, Five Elements Technique, Immobilization Technique, Bone Shrinking Technique, Protective Circle, Transformation Technique, Illumination Spell, Divine Movement Technique, Ancient Boxing·Iron Shirt, Ancient Boxing·Blood Droplet, Ancient Boxing·Lightning Poison Dragon Drill, Driving the Knife with Qi, Driving the Sword, Sky Eye, Earth Escape Technique, Controlling Fire, Five Thunder True Fire, Five Thunder Palm, Maoshan Health Fist, Palm Thunder, and Sprinkling Beans into Soldiers·Ghost Version.
There are also: Endless Love Knife, Fierce Fire Palm, Flirting Sword, Nine Yin Scriptures and other martial arts skills that are spawned from this world.
For example, the immobilization technique and the transformation technique, when he threw them into the fusion furnace, he found that the success rate was very low and the compatibility with other skills was very low. There was no need to waste them, and now they are very convenient to use.
"Super human-ghost fusion technique, plus the ability to turn beans into soldiers." Tan Wenjie took a look and found that the success rate was as high as 100% and it only took 2 hours.
"What about the paper man spy, the five ghosts bringing wealth, and the five elements magic?"
After continuous experiments, he finally came up with: [Super Human-Ghost Merger Technique + Bean-Shooting Soldier Ghost Version + Paper Man Spy + Five Ghosts Bringing Wealth + Five Elements Technique]
[Probability of increasing fusion level: 90%; probability of decreasing fusion level: 0%; estimated time: 5 days]
Hang up and start fusion.
"Hanging on the phone is the true meaning of cultivation."
……
Next, Tan Wenjie began to speed up his skill proficiency. The easiest one to improve was actually the "Wood Stake Technique". As long as he spent enough mana to plant trees, his experience would soar.
Moreover, he can wear the [Tree Demon] skin, which increases his wood magic comprehension by +3, and his training speed is multiplied again.
At the same time, in Jinlun Country, where the geographical environment was not favorable, trees began to appear in large areas and gradually formed forests.
When the Wood Stake Technique reaches level 4, Life is increased by 10, and the experience points required are only 1440 points.
Wood Chunk Technique lv5 only requires 7200 experience points, life +20
The wood pile technique has reached level 6, and has been completely mastered.
[Your understanding of the "Wood Stake Great Method" has reached a higher level, Thunder Method Comprehension +1, Wind Method Comprehension +1, Wood Method Comprehension +1]
Then comes the practice of "Tathagata Palm".
As a rare genius in a century, with a congenital body, one of the top ten people, and 1146 points of physical strength to make up for the shortcoming of insufficient power, he practiced the Tathagata Palm with divine help.
Level 5 (0/8400): Physical strength +15
Level 6 (0/50400): Physical strength +20
Level 7 (0/352800): Physical strength +25
Palm damage +1
By the time Tan Wenjie felt his liver was full, two months had passed.
During this period of time, in addition to practicing, he was also studying the combination of skills. Offensive-oriented active skills were more suitable for combination.
Similarly, skills that can improve attributes through cultivation are more suitable for matching with each other.
Among them, the "Tathagata Palm" can not only increase attributes but also has the power of ten thousand Buddhas paying homage to the Buddha, making it a panacea that can be matched with either side.
"We still need to acquire more high-level skills."
Although the advanced ones take more time to comprehend, they are more useful.
The first furnace.
Bean-casting Soldiers Level 5: You can send paper soldiers to the altar to obey your orders, be blessed by magic power, and absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate your true self.
The second furnace.
[Drawing talismans to exorcise evil spirits + protective circle + Five Thunder Fire + Ancient boxing technique·Iron Shirt] is mainly for defense.
It also means some waste utilization.
Vajra Protector lv5: Golden body divine pattern, defense +1, resistance to curse +100%; Five Thunder True Fire automatically counterattacks within the range of the protective circle, and the recovery speed of friendly forces within the range is +10%; Telepathy: can chase and investigate the location of evil spirits.
The third furnace.
[Godspeed + Earth Escape]
The simplest combination of escape techniques.
Divine Movement and Earth Escape Level 4: Pass through walls and the ground while riding the wind, consumes 5 mana per second
The speed of underground escaping increased dramatically, and it was no longer as slow as before, and could even be almost as fast as walking on the ground.
The fourth furnace.
[Zixia Heart Method + Wuliang Divine Art + Nine Yin Manual + Toad Divine Art + Xiantian Art + Maoshan Health Fist]
They are all related to inner cultivation. He also wanted to add the Tathagata Palm into it, but in the end he chose to let the Tathagata Palm and the "Palm Technique" come out separately.
This fusion took the longest time and was only completed two days ago.
Nine Yin Manual lv10: Endless cycle of internal and external cultivation, experience +1440/day; concealing aura and returning to nature; speed of learning martial arts principles +50%, attack comes with a random "Boundless Sea (no consumption)"; accumulate strength, all attacks can be charged.
The moment he mastered the magical skill, Tan Wenjie could feel his body becoming lighter and his skills becoming more flexible.
Fusion doesn't mean that the skills he knows will disappear, they just won't appear in the fusion options anymore. Moreover, with more advanced and powerful options, there's really no need to deliberately use low-level skills. The power of a slap from him now is enough to overturn a few houses.
"Immortal?"
Tan Wenjie looked up and it seemed that he could really ascend to the upper realm by jumping.
The last furnace.
[Tathagata Palm + Ancient Boxing·Iron Sand Palm + Palm Thunder + Seven Spin Slash + Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms + Three Flowers Gathering at the Top]
Tathagata Palm lv8: Ten thousand Buddhas pay homage to the Buddha, consumes 1000 stamina; the attack is accompanied by lightning, three flowers gathering at the top of the head, and cycle.
He raised his palm, and suddenly three flowers appeared around him, thunder flashed, and a dragon shadow swam back and forth in his palm. Even an illusory figure of Buddha appeared behind him. The Buddha's heart in his body moved, and the Tianyang Divine Pearl spun wildly.
His physical strength was instantly drained by 1000 points.
“The special effects have evolved to the level of web games.”
The free special effects almost blinded his eyes, all kinds of gold and flashing light, but he was very satisfied with the power. He put his hands on the sunshade and looked up at the sky.
boom!
A big hole was blasted in the sea of clouds overhead, and they rolled to both sides.
"Wow--!"
……
at the same time,
Hong Qi carried a dog-beating stick and walked towards the woods where Tan Wenjie was practicing.
"Brother, can you please hurry up?" He turned and looked at Huang Yaoshi.
"Why are you rushing me?" Huang Yaoshi was tidying up his clothes.
He had stayed in the Golden Wheel Kingdom for a long time, but he didn't have much affection left for the Third Princess. Before he met the Third Princess, the only person in his life was his Junior Sister.
It just so happens that the junior sister is a hot-tempered little girl, willful and capricious. When he has no choice, he would rather choose nothing. So after seeing the normal third princess, he thinks that she is his true love.
But in the next few months, there were too many normal women and too many beautiful women, and the number of Mr. Right accidentally increased.
"I'm in a hurry. I haven't been back for too long. The Beggars' Sect needs to elect a new leader."
"Your martial arts skills have improved greatly under Brother Jie's instruction. No one in the Beggars' Sect can defeat you."
"We in the Beggars' Sect choose our leader by playing rock-paper-scissors. The winner becomes the leader. I was lucky last time, but I may not be so lucky this time." Hong Qi suddenly stopped talking and found a tree. "You are lucky. Let me help you fertilize the tree."
Hula la.
Huang Yaoshi frowned and moved away, but suddenly felt a strong wind sweeping towards him.
It's so frightening and I can't defeat him.
The only person who could have such terrifying strength in this area could be Tan Wenjie.
"Wow——" Huang Yaoshi stared at the tree that Hong Qi was fertilizing with his eyes wide open.
I didn't expect that the fertilizer I applied could be recovered.
Hong Qi's eyes also widened and his urine came back.
The feeling was so sour that he wanted to roll his eyes.
The strong wind dissipated.
Crash.
Hong Qi breathed a sigh of relief as the water was released again.
He definitely didn't want to experience it a second time.
"Tathagata God..." a familiar voice came.
"Brother Jie!" Hong Qi shouted, "Spare me the piss!"
In a flash, Tan Wenjie appeared in front of them.
"Hey, you guys...are going to the bathroom together holding hands?"
What a great relationship.
He looked at Hong Qi who was releasing the water.
He decided in his heart that he would never wear the tree demon skin casually in the future, otherwise he would be fertilized. He couldn't even accept peeing on his own shoes, let alone others peeing on his shoes.
"No, that's not it!" Huang Yaoshi shook his head. "We are here to say goodbye. I want to go back to Jiugong Mountain, and Hong Qi also wants to go back to the Central Plains."
It is a farewell and also an announcement of withdrawal.
He can't beat anyone, he can't be handsome enough, and he says he wants to be an immortal but he never flies away, which gives older young people a headache.
"So that's how it is." Tan Wenjie nodded, "Tathagata God..."
Hong Qi, who was just relaxing, shuddered.
Tan Wenjie did not use the Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head again, but the frightened Hong Qi still accidentally missed a trick.
A few seconds later, Hong Qi looked down at the water marks on his pants and looked at Tan Wenjie with resentful eyes.
There was no reluctance to part, which was because the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms could not penetrate Tan Wenjie's defense, otherwise Hong Qi would have clapped his hands enthusiastically to say goodbye.
The palace of the King of the Golden Wheel.
"Ajie, you don't want to practice anymore?" asked the third princess.
"I won't practice for the time being."
There is still the Yin-Yang Division Method that has not been practiced yet, it is not important, I can go back and gain some experience and directly reach the maximum level.
He has been practicing martial arts to the point of vomiting recently. Even someone as talented as him doesn't like to practice. One can imagine how hard it is for an ordinary person to become a martial arts master, let alone achieve enlightenment and immortality.
As for skills like the Flirting Sword, the Endless Affectionate Knife, the Dry Wood and Fiery Palm, the Netherworld Ghost Claw, etc., they cannot be fused and any attempt to fuse them will be wrong.
He was also worried that the style of his Tathagata Palm combined with the Dry Wood and Fiery Palm would suddenly change.
Fingers can also be used for sword techniques, and the combination of eye contact, swordplay and vibration seems to be very interesting.
Tan Wenjie sternly rejected the third princess's secret flirtations. He would have agreed the night before, but not tonight.
Half a year has passed. Tonight a peach fairy will come to my dream. It would be a great loss if I happen to be having an erotic dream.
(End of this chapter)