Chapter 473 Ascension? Castration and pig sty

Chapter 473 Ascension? Castration and pig sty
Tan Wenjie lay down on the bed early, trying hard to fall asleep.

There was lightning and thunder outside, which was just right as white noise to help me sleep.

In a daze, Tan Wenjie found himself in a women's clothing store in a shopping mall.

Just as he was wondering, a familiar voice came: "Brother Jie, what is this?"

I saw Prince Duan, who was cosplaying as Jigong, grabbing a pair of stockings.

He didn't try it on the model, but with his lustful instinct he had already sensed that this item was definitely not an ordinary one.

"Black stockings."

"Why?"

"If a fairy gets this treasure, the world will be peaceful. If a witch gets this treasure, the people will suffer."

"Hiss, so dangerous? Then I must take it back and let the fairy sisters try it on."

"Remember to record it and lend it to me."

The two looked at each other and smiled.

Prince Duan said: "Let's talk business first. If you want to present yourself, you need to find a sincere person with a thumb-sized birthmark on his arm, who will say "I love you" to you three times."

“The medicine remains the same.”

"It's just the procedure. There's a lot of singing and dancing going on up there recently, and there are parties every day. It just so happens that no one has come down to earth, otherwise there wouldn't be an extra spot. You should be content."

"I mean, well done!"

To guide people to become immortals is just a procedure. The relationships among everyone are complicated, including apprentices, masters, mounts, past and present lives, etc. Ordinary people should not think so much. To become an immortal from scratch, it takes three to five lifetimes to get started.

There are more carrots than pits.

"There are so many people with thumb-sized birthmarks on their arms. Isn't it a bit too difficult to find them?"

"Of course it has to be hard to find, otherwise it would be too easy to become an immortal."

"That's right."

"Brother Jie, go ahead."

Prince Duan disappeared.

The next moment, Tan Wenjie opened his eyes, and then he saw Prince Duan sitting beside his bed with a smirk.

"Lord Duan, why are you here?"

"I came to drink with you." Prince Duan fanned himself lightly with a palm-leaf fan. "It's not easy to come down to earth to see an old friend, so of course we have to celebrate together."

"Then why did you send a dream? It would be the same if you just said no here."

"Some things cannot be spoken out loud, and dreaming is the safest way."

Tan Wenjie nodded, agreeing with what Prince Duan said. He stood up and took out the almanac. Fortunately, although this world was outrageous, the almanac still existed.

"What are you going to do?" Prince Duan came over curiously.

"Choose an auspicious day and time, and then find my true love."

Prince Duan shook his head: "You are really superstitious."

Damn! You, a deity, actually called me superstitious.

"Why don't I help you calculate it?" Prince Duan raised his hand and counted on his fingers in a pretentious manner, which made Tan Wenjie's eyelids twitch.

It is certain that Prince Duan does not know how to calculate at all.

"Ah, four days from now will be a good day."

"Four days?"

Tan Wenjie flipped through the almanac quickly and paused.

"It is four days later."

His eyes narrowed, and it seemed that he didn't have much time left.

Then we can't wait.

He stood up and was about to go out.

"Brother Jie, where are you going? You're not going to treat me to a drink?"

"Next time, I'm in a hurry to pick up girls!"

"Pick up girls? Who?"

"Your fiancée."

In the blink of an eye, Tan Wenjie disappeared.

"My fiancée, isn't that the Third Princess?" Prince Duan rubbed his head with the handle of a palm-leaf fan and then exclaimed, "They are actually having an affair!"

Since he had no good wine to drink today, Prince Duan shook the palm-leaf fan in his hand and flew into the sky.

The body had just risen to a height of three feet above the human head when it crossed the space and arrived at an area covered with white fog.

This place is filled with gods of various shapes, both Buddhist and Taoist.

There were also fairies dancing with ethereal movements, but all the gods present did not look at them.

Prince Duan understood why they were not interested. No one had any peaches, and it made him angry just by looking at them.

But he is different. He simply likes to look at fairy sisters and beautiful things. He has no lustful thoughts at all.

He found a random seat and sat down, smiled at the immortal next to him, picked up a piece of immortal fruit and put it in his mouth.

"How's it going?" a voice asked.

Prince Duan quickly swallowed what he had in his mouth, stood up and said, "Replying to the Heavenly Lord, this disciple has passed on the message to Brother Jie. Brother Jie has a clear mind, deep wisdom, and a strong cultivation ability. He will live up to expectations and become an immortal soon!"

"Yeah, well done."

……

In front of the third princess's room.

The female guards looked at each other in bewilderment as Tan Wenjie rushed over.

They knew very well what the Third Princess was thinking. They were 100% sure that the handsome boy in front of them would be the future husband of the Queen of Jinlun Kingdom. Moreover, the Third Princess had no interest in power, so there was a great possibility that he would directly become the King.

But we must do what needs to be done.

"Master Tan, the third princess has gone to bed."

"Please pass on a message for me. You don't want to be fired tomorrow for entering the door with your left foot first, do you?"

The female guards looked at each other.

Finally, the person on the left asked, "What do you want to say?"

"I want to be king."

"!" The female guards were shocked.

It sounds arrogant and rebellious, but it fits in with the career plan they had secretly made before.

Everyone has seen Tan Wenjie flying into the sky. If we attack him directly, we will definitely lose, but if we don't attack him, we will lose face.

When the two sides were in a stalemate, the voice of the third princess was heard and the door opened at the same time.

"Ajie, why are you here?"

"I want to be king for a day."

"can!"

The third princess nodded and agreed without thinking, knowing that since he agreed to be king for one day, he could be king for the second day, and then she would make him give up on becoming an immortal completely.

For the development of the Golden Wheel Kingdom, sacrificing one's own appearance is inevitable.

"Let's get started right away." Tan Wenjie was in a hurry.

The imperial seal was brought in, the document was written, and a group of people who were still asleep came running over, knelt down in a daze, kowtowed, and shouted "Your Majesty the King".

"It's done."

Not only did he find that his mission was accomplished, he even felt the dragon energy coming from the Golden Wheel Kingdom.

The dragon energy is very weak. The remaining dragon energy in the three-headed dragon is more than that of the king of Jinlun Kingdom. If he accidentally embezzles some "public funds", Jinlun Kingdom may be destroyed.

To change his way of thinking, perhaps the reason why he could become the King of Jinlun Kingdom so easily was because of the strong dragon energy in his body.

"I am issuing my first order as king. The Third Princess will be the Queen of the Golden Wheel Kingdom from now on."

Everyone, you look at me and I look at you.

Are you guys playing some kind of sex game? Are we a part of it?

Before the news of Tan Wenjie becoming king spread, the third princess became king.

In fact, the people of Jinlun Kingdom didn't care at all. Before, the old king was killed by Ouyang Feng, and the palace was occupied by a treacherous concubine. Everyone lived their own lives like NPCs and didn't care at all.

Now only the old ladies at the entrance of the village have more topics to talk about.

Time flies and it is the auspicious day and time.

Tan Wenjie used all the ways he could to increase his luck, flew up to the sky on a train, and then relied on his inner feelings to find his true love.

Half an hour later.

Tan Wenjie looked at the third princess.

The third princess also blinked at him blankly.

"Ajie, what's wrong?"

"Do you have a thumb-sized birthmark on your arm?"

The third princess nodded: "Yes, how did you know?"

She always wore long-sleeved clothes and never showed her arms.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Something's not quite right.

He subconsciously looked up, but only saw the ceiling of the Golden Wheel Kingdom's main hall.

It went too smoothly, and even put the sincere person right in front of him. If he hadn't used the "auspicious day and time", Tan Wenjie would have just asked the people around him and would have known that the third princess had a birthmark on her arm.

The answer was right beside him, in case he couldn't find it.

The deity was too caring, and he suffered from paranoia.

Considering that Prince Duan can't even protect his younger brother, there is no way he can help him get in through the back door.

Tan Wenjie: "Can you say I love you to me three times?"

The third princess blushed slightly, then nodded gently: "Yes."

"I love you."

With the words "I love you", white smoke appeared under Tan Wenjie's feet and his body suddenly became light.

[You feel something in your heart, your body becomes light, and you become an immortal. Current progress: 33%]

[Your physical strength +1]

"I love you."

During the second sentence, the white smoke became thicker and thicker, blocking the view.

[You walk lightly, climb up the clouds, and transcend the mortal world. Current progress: 66%]

Tan Wenjie felt that his body was indeed out of control, and when he looked down, he found that everything below the neck had been amputated.

The remaining head was floating in the air, luckily he was used to the flying head technique.

[Your physical strength +2]

[Your physical strength +2] [Your physical strength +2]

"I love you, cough cough cough!"

The third princess, whose vision was obscured by the white smoke, continued speaking, coughing non-stop due to the choking smoke.

[You responded to the call and ascended to the fairyland. Current progress: 99%]

[Your physical strength +3]

The white mist in front of Tan Wenjie's eyes dissipated, and his figure had arrived in a white world.

There seemed to be a figure waving at him in the blur ahead, and a voice from the unknown told him that he would become an immortal after climbing up that door.

"Congratulations, fellow immortal."

The man waved at Tan Wenjie, then pointed forward and said, "After passing through that door, you can wash away your mortal roots and become an immortal."

"Fangen?"

It's the basket.

He thought that the gods in this world were born without peaches. Until just now, he had not noticed any defects in his body and thought he was special.

It turns out that it was "washed away" later.

If it weren't the world's rules, the problem would be even bigger.

"Wash away your mortal roots, be free from worries, and live forever." The man smiled and said, "My immortal friend, if you don't go now, when will you go?"

"I should be considered an immortal now, right?" Tan Wenjie did not walk towards the door, but asked.

"Of course you have become an immortal, but you have not yet reached the immortal world. Only after you pass through that door can you be considered to have reached the immortal world and be called a true immortal. Now you are just an ordinary immortal, without a rank, a position, or a salary."

The progress bar has reached 100%
[It is detected that you have obtained the title of "Human Immortal", do you want to equip it? ]

Tan Wenjie didn't have time to look at the title system that had a strong online game feel to it, and he knew it was time for him to leave.

"I suddenly remembered that I haven't collected the clothes that were drying at home yet. I'll be back later."

Being castrated and then locked up behind doors to live a carefree life does not seem like becoming an immortal, but more like raising pigs.

"My fellow immortal, please become an immortal." The other party pressed forward step by step.

Tan Wenjie took two steps back. He had already realized something was wrong, so he immediately exited the [Secret Realm] and disappeared in an instant.

The people in front of the Immortal Gate were puzzled: "Where are the people?"

A voice came from the void: "Where are the people?"

"Reporting to the Heavenly Lord, after Tan Wenjie ascended to heaven, he said that he forgot to collect the clothes that were drying at home, and then they disappeared." The gatekeeper knelt on the ground.

Another voice said, "There is no trace of him in the mortal world either."

"Could it be that those gods have returned?"

"It's impossible. The small world we escaped to is poor in immortal energy and has no treasures or wealth. Only a fool would come back. But he might have a treasure that can help him cross the myriad worlds."

"It's a pity that we didn't catch him."

"Yeah, it's a pity..."

The sound faded away, and the gatekeeper remained kneeling, trembling. He waited for a long time before quietly raising his head.

Then, everything went on as usual as if nothing had happened.

……

Zombie world of the Republic of China, Tan Mansion.

"call!"

Tan Wenjie suddenly opened his eyes and sat up, his forehead and clothes were completely wet with sweat.

The man guarding the gate was of average strength, but for a moment, all the hairs on his body stood up and his flesh and blood wailed, as if he was being targeted by some extremely difficult prehistoric beast.

Fortunately, the option to exit the secret realm is always there.

"Be careful next time."

He emphasized the secret world of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes: East is Red, West is West" and said he would not go back until his fists were strong enough, because there was something wrong with that world.

The world twists into castration ascension.

So make a quick decision: hide away.

"Someone, prepare bath water and a change of clothes."

"Yes." The maid guarding outside the door responded immediately.

Tan Wenjie took off his clothes and took a bath.

Outside the door, the maid was holding Tan Wenjie's clothes and preparing to send them for washing. Suddenly, she subconsciously sniffed them and her nostrils trembled slightly.

This scene happened to be seen by another maid.

"Our eldest sister is thinking about love."

"Pfft, whose mother are you pretending to be?"

Dajie'er is her nickname, and usually only her parents call her that.

"Hmm?" The maid suddenly sniffed, "It smells so good."

"Here, this is the master's clothes. I just smelled a fragrance from the master's sweaty clothes."

The two little maids gathered together and marveled at the sight.

But after all, she was young and afraid of being seen, so she hurriedly took the clothes to wash.

Tan Wenjie lay in the bathtub to calm himself.

The negative effects of auspicious days and times no longer had any effect on him.

That bit of bad luck was trying to take effect, but he gained a new talent, "Immortal Body".

Immortal Body: Transcends the mortal realm, blessed with good fortune, luck +2
Merit Wheel: Luck +1.

Lion Dance Pants: Luck +1
Yin-Yang Jade Pendant: Luck +1
Even if there is bad luck, it can be offset by two.

The biggest gain is his physical strength. After he became an immortal, his physical strength directly reached +32. He was not afraid of being bombarded by cannons, and he completely surpassed ordinary people.

Not only physical strength is improved, but also power, speed, etc. are greatly improved.

When it is +1, you can be considered a strongman among humans.

Now at +32, his basic strength is enough to allow him to travel through all the secret worlds he has experienced before, charging all the way.

In addition, there are rewards for completing tasks.

All four tasks completed.

A total of 21300 magic dollars and 5026 experience points were obtained.

"Let's wait until these three unlucky days are over before drawing the lottery."

+5 luck and +5 bad luck, the two cancel each other out, and when the bad luck disappears, his luck will naturally rise again, and that will be the best time to draw the lottery.

Finally he looked at his latest catch.

Title: Human Immortal (Title can be infinitely stacked with equipment, need to choose when conflict occurs)

Otherworldly, surrounded by mist; mana consumption after equipping -10%
When Tan Wenjie stood up, there were indeed clouds and mists floating around him. However, he had never learned the skill of riding on clouds and mist, so although his body was light, he could not fly.

"I have become an immortal."

If you ask him how it feels to become an immortal, apart from the intuitive feeling that his skin is better, other things such as life span, aptitude for cultivation and so on cannot be seen at the first sight.

Although this fairy became immortal, there was no sense of ceremony.

But when I think about the world where one has to get a basket before becoming an immortal, the sense of ritual doesn’t seem to be that important.

Simplicity is the truth, so the eggs are the most important.

Tan Wenjie changed his clothes and did not rush into the next world, but went out to stroll around the town.

At first he didn't take it too seriously, until young girls and wives kept glancing at him with blushing faces, and then he quickly concealed his aura and returned to his original simplicity, bringing himself back to his ordinary level.

The charm of human immortals is too great.

I met an acquaintance on the way and chatted with him.

They happened to meet Zhu Dachang, and the two of them had a few drinks at the Jilehao Paper Shop.

"Brother Jie, this wine was bought from your winery."

"It's really delicious, better than fairy wine!"

Zhu Dachang: "Brother Jie, have you ever drunk immortal wine?"

Tan Wenjie nodded seriously: "To be honest, the taste of the immortal wine is the same as Lao Baigan mixed with water."

"I am not really a pig even though I have little education. Don't lie to me."

"It's rare for me to tell you the truth."

"What? You really did trick me on purpose before. Did you also trick me during the Qingming Festival last time?"

"That time it was real." Tan Wenjie emphasized.

"Depend on!"

Give me the middle finger and drink.

As the sky gradually darkened, Tan Wenjie walked on the street with his hands behind his back.

"The shadow play is coming, the shadow play is coming~"

A child was running towards me, holding a stool.

There was another slightly older one following behind: "Stop shouting, grab the seat in the front!"

Although the shadow puppeteers were kept by Tan Wenjie and provided with food and wages, they still had to work on weekdays, not only those who performed dragon and lion dances, but also others.

Tan Wenjie turned around and followed, and sure enough, he saw many children holding stools and reserving seats in the front.

Rest at sunset.

The adults rushed over to watch the shadow show, but the children who had been waiting there in advance had already fallen asleep in the adults' arms after being so excited that they didn't get to watch any of the show.

The shadow play was singing about Sun Wukong making trouble in Heaven, but Tan Wenjie suddenly thought of his new skill "turning beans into soldiers".

Paper soldiers...shadow puppet soldiers are just a medium.

"Master Tan?"

Someone recognized him.

Although Tan Wenjie concealed his aura, his ordinary handsome face could still be recognized by someone familiar with him.

Tan Wenjie nodded, turned and left.

After dinner, Tan Wenjie sat on the bed and looked at Bai Rourou who was coming over in stockings.

There is nothing much to say, I will serve you with the fairy stick.

The clouds stopped and the rain stopped, but Bai Rourou was surprised: "Master, my cultivation seems to have improved."

Now it can’t get rid of the title of human-shaped supplement.

"and many more!"

Tan Wenjie looked at Bai Rourou, whose eyes were burning with excitement, and realized that something was wrong with the situation.

"Master, take a rest. I'll do it myself."

"hiss--"

It’s different after practicing squats!
(End of this chapter)

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