Chapter 111 In the wilderness, people are born by their mothers!

Chapter 111 In the wilderness, people are born by their mothers!

Chapter 111 In the wilderness, people are born by their mothers!

"Then we have to play a project first. We can't waste the time when there are the least people and do nothing, right?" Zhou Baowei had no choice but to obey, but he still analyzed it rationally.

"Let's ride the roller coaster." Bai Bufan suddenly agreed.

"You're able to do it again?" Zhou Baowei and Lin Li were both a little surprised.

"Yes, let's go ride that roller coaster. I feel like this is the most exciting and suitable for us." Bai Bufan pointed in a direction, his eyes shining, and said excitedly.

Lin Li looked over and then fell silent.

In large amusement parks, there is of course more than one type of roller coaster. Some even have seven or eight in one park. Canglong is just the most exciting one in Pingjiang Park.

What Bai Bufan was pointing at now was another roller coaster.

This roller coaster covers an area of ​​approximately 500,000 square centimeters and can accommodate up to two people at a time. The highest point of the track is approximately 300 centimeters from the ground. Even if there are many immortal cultivators standing around, they would have to jump to reach it.

In the middle of the roller coaster, there is a terrifying dragon statue with colorful lights that keeps spinning and making a sound: "Nanong, Naanong, I am Naanong!"

Zhou Baowei looked at the electronic map of the park on his phone, which said: "Dragon Soaring, suitable for ages 3-7, extraordinary, the location is not even as big as your shoe size, stimulate your crypto currency?"

“I want to take a photo and check in with the milk dragon. Is that not possible? They are all dragons, and the milk dragon is almost the same as the blue dragon. Why don’t we give up the blue dragon and focus on the milk dragon.” Bai Bufan said righteously.

"Those who like Milk Dragon should line up and shoot them with machine guns." Lin Li sneered.

"Don't be like that, there are many children who like milk dragons." Bai Bufan defended the milk dragon.

After thinking for a while, Lin Li gave a solution:
"It would be better if you could just lower the muzzle of the gun a little bit."

Bai Bufan: “…”

I can't criticize him, Lin Li is the real devil.

As soon as eight o'clock arrived, the isolation belt was opened on time and a group of people rushed in.

Lin Li and the other two finally decided to go for a moderately thrilling castle rafting experience first, which would also serve as a warm-up for the whitewater rafting experience.

The experience is complete.

It's not a very exciting activity. It's just drifting in a dark environment with ghost scenes. Apart from the fact that you will occasionally be surprised by people sitting in the front row, there is nothing else worth mentioning.

"Lin Li, did you hear what I just said? The woman at the back kept saying that she was afraid of the dark and ghosts when she was playing." After the game was over, on the way out, Bai Bufan asked Lin Li.

"I heard it. It kept screaming, it was so noisy, and the smell of perfume was so strong." Lin Li nodded, with a look of disgust on his face.

The smell was so pungent that the more I smelled it, the more I missed the smell on the bus.

“Then tell me, why is she not afraid when Hei and Gui are together?” Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and gestured behind him.

Lin Li turned his head slightly, and then he realized that the woman behind him was holding a black dog.

The case has been solved. I think half of the perfume I just smelled was coming from this black guy.

Foreigners, especially black people, spray perfume as if it were free to cover up their body odor.

Lin Li turned back to look at Bai Bufan. His expression was very serious at this moment. "Bufan, don't worry about being afraid of the dark or ghosts. I found a murderer. Call the headquarters immediately. I don't have any weapons and can't empty the magazine. I need support. Quick!"

"Report to the FBI tomorrow."

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were both stunned for a moment, then they gave a thumbs up in tacit understanding.

Then, according to the plan, the three of them came to the express entrance of the Canglong roller coaster and lined up at the end of the line.

At this moment, the machine has been running continuously. With each operation of the machine, the screams come from far away and then get closer and then get farther away, as if it is doing AMSR.

Bai Bufan swallowed loudly.

"Didn't the Qing Dynasty fall? Why is torture still happening? Haven't they confessed yet?" Bai Bufan denounced the evils of this world.

No one cares about him.

After all, no one asked how to recruit.

"I suddenly remembered that my dad is about to give birth to me, and I have to go and see if it's a boy or a girl. Brothers, enjoy your meal and have fun. I'm leaving first." Bai Bufan suddenly remembered this and turned around and left.

Now someone paid attention to him.

Bai Bufan's collar was instantly grabbed by four hands. No matter how hard he tried, he could only stay where he was.

He runs away, he chases, he can't fly.

Bai Bufan turned his head and said to Lin Li earnestly, "Brother, I really can't. I had a stomachache this morning and now I feel uncomfortable. You don't want to see Feixiang, do you?"

Lin Li: "..."

Zhang Wansen, he’s shit.

To be honest, Bai Bufan dared to describe this scene, but Lin Li didn't even dare to think about it. His body even subconsciously tried to stay as far away from the roller coaster track as possible.

Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was making excuses.

But Lin Li had to keep him, because as a good brother, he had to teach Bai Bufan what courage is, what it means to overcome fear, what the rainbow is after the storm, and what it means that when your brother is dying, you shouldn't even think about surviving alone.

"I really can't do anything about you. I'll give this to you. It should be able to solve your problem."

Lin Li sighed, took out a glasses case and handed it to Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan took it, opened it and took out the glasses. He put them on and took a look. He felt dizzy and was a little confused: "What's the use of this? Is it to get used to the dizziness in advance?"

“No, I asked you to stuff it in your butt so that the shit can’t fly out.” Lin Li explained.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Bai Bufan sneered, and he really made a gesture of stretching his buttocks and said, "I'm really stuffing it now, don't be unhappy again."

However, he made a wrong judgment this time. Lin Li said calmly, "I am happy."

"This is not cheap, right? You don't want it?" Bai Bufan was surprised.

"No more."

"Because it's my fucking glasses case!" Zhou Baowei looked back and the more he looked, the more familiar it looked. After finally confirming that it was his glasses, he snatched it back.

Lin Li's hands and feet were really dirty. Zhou Baowei despised such people. After despising him, he put the half-drunk drink in his hand back next to Lin Li's schoolbag.

"Okay, I'll treat you. I'll go to the baby room and get you a diaper. This should solve your problem, right? I really can't do anything about you." Lin Li sighed.

"You even messed with diapers?" Bai Bufan looked disgusted.

Lin Li was stunned, then laughed.

The two of them got along very well and were having a great time.

Because it was a fast track, it was the three people's turn in a few minutes.

"Zeyu, how about this project? Is it scary?" Bai Bufan asked immediately when he saw some classmates coming down from upstairs.

"I don't feel anything, it's even quite boring." Qin Zeyu shook his head. "Is this true?" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up when he heard that.

Being bored is good, he likes boring things the most.

"Well, I fell asleep out of boredom not long after I went up there, and was woken up by the staff later." After saying that, Qin Zeyu staggered past the three people with trembling legs.

Bai Bufan's smile froze on his face.

Can you please not call being frightened and fainting just falling asleep?
Bai Bufan then showed concern on his face, walked up to Qin Zeyu and supported him, turned around and waved to Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, saying, "Zeyu is dying, I'll escort him to the park's medical room, you guys go ahead and play."

Four hands grabbed Bai Bufan, and two hands pushed Bai Bufan away.

The three people in front and behind said in unison: "No need."

Bai Bufan's smile was bleak.

……

There were four seats in a row on the roller coaster. Lin Li was on the left, Bai Bufan was in the middle, Zhou Baowei was on the right, and to the right were students from other schools.

At this time, the hair of the three people was all blown back and refused to come down, and their faces were pale.

The safety pressure bar slowly rises after the staff operates it.

Lin Li took a deep breath and stood up: "Fuck—"

But after just two minutes, his mouth became a little hoarse.

Bai Bufan beside him didn't say a word. When Lin Li looked at him, he didn't even open his eyes.

Not everyone will scream when playing with these stimulating devices. In fact, a large number of people, like Bai Bufan in front of him, close their eyes and hold the device tightly during the process, and cannot make any sound at all.

This is the real fear.

"Get up, Bufan." Zhou Baowei urged Bai Bufan, whose lips were still trembling, although he himself was not in much better condition.

He underestimated the power of the Canglong Roller Coaster.

Before going up, Zhou Baowei said: Mom, life is a wilderness, the world is so big, I want to go and see it.

After coming down, Zhou Baowei said: In the wilderness, people are born by their mothers. Ding Zhen is right. I want to find my mother.

It's a bit like Ye Gong's love of dragons.

"Just now on the roller coaster, it seems like someone peed in my pants." Hearing Zhou Baowei's urging, Bai Bufan said calmly.

Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "..."

Lin Li took a step to the left and Zhou Baowei took a step to the right, both pinching their noses.

Grass.

Are you serious about taking a half step back?
"Fuck you, I was just kidding, but my legs are really weak, help me up, quickly!" Bai Bufan, who was hurt by his brother again, shouted in despair.

Lin Li laughed, then pulled Bai Bufan's arm onto his shoulders.

How come the boy's body is still smelly and hard after being frightened and paralyzed? Lin Li missed the sweet and soft squad leader.

and many more.

Lin Li frowned.

[Complete the eight challenges of Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and cool attitude (0/8)]

On the task interface, Sao0 did not become Meng1, which hurt Lin Li's heart badly.

Buho!

This number remained unchanged until the three of them had left the Canglong roller coaster area.

Lin Li smiled.

Smiled painfully.

What other reason could it be? It could only be that I wasn’t fearless enough, nor cool enough just now.

System, I am so lucky.

"Do we really have to go through this kind of disaster seven times?" At this time, Bai Bufan, who was drooping beside Zhou Baowei, had a trembling voice.

"I think, indeed, we should not try the other seven exciting projects for the time being." Zhou Baowei said from the heart at this time.

He also needed to take a breather.

"I support it," Bai Bufan said, looking at the seven speedrun projects on his phone. "Anyway, I can't handle playing all these projects in a row mentally and physically. I definitely support playing other projects."

"OK, I already have a choice that suits your needs. I'll lead the way." Lin Li nodded when he heard it.

"Okay, I'll trust you Lin Li, you lead the way!" The three people rarely reached a consensus in an instant. This is the power of the Canglong roller coaster.

So Lin Li led the way, and half a minute later, they started queuing.

Bai Bufan was a little surprised: "How come you're here so soon? What project is it?"

It felt like he had only been walking for less than a minute. What kind of leisure project was that? How come it was so close to the Canglong roller coaster?

Zhou Baowei narrowed his eyes: "Bufan, look at the team next to you, it looks so familiar, it seems to be the fast track of the Canglong roller coaster."

"Seems to be."

“Why does the destination seem to be the same?”

With a jolt in their hearts, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked up at the same time.

An electronic message board:

「Blue Dragon Roller Coaster (Normal Queue Entrance) (Estimated Queue Time 15 Minutes)」

Four hands grabbed Lin Li's neck at the same time in the next second. Lin Li had already seen his grandmother waving at him.

"Lin Li, what the hell are you doing!" Bai Bufan was the angriest one.

"No, you said, as long as we don't play those seven projects, everything else will be fine. Doesn't it meet your requirements?" Lin Li, whose fate was strangled by the throat, spoke with some difficulty.

"You call this satisfying fucking demands?" Bai Bufan roared.

"Just tell me whether you are satisfied or not?"

"I strangle you!"

　Asking for a monthly ticket.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)