Chapter 112 Haha! Canglong, you are nothing but this, watch me kill the dragon today!
Chapter 112 Haha! Canglong, you are nothing special. Look at me... I will kill the dragon today!
Bai Bufan is always good at keeping his word.
Fortunately, Lin Li is now a sports student. After watching the fifteen-second commercial, he came back to life.
"The first time is new, the second time is familiar. Believe me, buddies. With the experience from the last time, we will be more calm this time." Lin Li encouraged his two buddies.
The main reason was that Lin Li didn’t want to be tortured alone.
"Is it possible that I will live once and die the second time?" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.
Zhou Baowei touched his nose, but he didn't back down. The main reason was that he had boasted at the beginning that he wanted to sit eight or ten times, but now he was giving in. It didn't seem good, so he could only ask:
"Lin Li, are you addicted? But I just heard you screaming a lot."
"I do find it interesting, but it is precisely because of the scream that I am not satisfied with my performance. What's the point of passing the Pingjiang Eight Items and getting the Warrior Brooch? If I want to get it, I have to get it beautifully!"
I have already given up on the system countless times in my heart, so the explanation I give must be bold.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
Who cares what the point is of sending it?
"Baowei, didn't you originally plan to play multiple times? It's just right for me to accompany you and fulfill your wish. Bufan, if you really can't bear it, why don't you go over to the side and wait for us for a while?" Lin Li asked.
"You still have some humanity. I really need to take a break. I still feel unsteady on the ground." Bai Bufan nodded.
Playing it once is the limit.
Lin Li also knew this, so he said so.
"It's so serious, shall I go and take care of you?" Upon hearing this, Zhou Baowei stepped forward with concern and prepared to support Bai Bufan.
Two hands grabbed Zhou Baowei, and two hands pushed Zhou Baowei away.
The two people in front and behind said in unison: "No need."
Zhou Baowei's smile faded.
But Bai Bufan's smile was sincere.
This moment is just like that moment.
You have today too.
"I'm just kidding. Actually, I don't really want to take care of you. There are so many people who want to be taken care of by me. Besides, you are really pretending." Zhou Baowei was very disdainful when he was rejected for expressing his goodwill.
Fifteen minutes later, the two sat on the Canglong roller coaster again and started it.
There was a whistling sound of wind in my ears.
It was not just the sound of the wind that was heard:
“Hahaha! Ah! Fuck hahaha! Ah! Fuck your mother hahahaha—”
Zhou Baowei turned his head with difficulty in the strong wind and looked at Lin Li who was shouting and laughing, feeling pain and enjoying himself at the same time: "?"
What's going on?
……
"It's not difficult to play it twice. It's fun and I love playing it." Zhou Baowei said with a smile, releasing his sweaty hands.
Lin Li was silent for a moment.
[Complete the eight challenges of Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and cool attitude (0/8)]
I'm howling for fun, but I'm still not fearless enough and cool enough.
"Since you like playing, let's play for the third time." Lin Li turned his head and asked sincerely.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
Dude are you crazy?!
"Lin Li, brother, no, Master Lin Li, I'm sorry, I won't pretend anymore. I'm not the most courageous man in Class 4. I'm just an extraordinary person. No, I'm even more extraordinary than an extraordinary person. Please forgive me."
When Zhou Baowei realized that he could only save one between his face and his life, he began to insult himself in the most extreme way.
Pingjiang Amusement Park is really not a good place to go to. It is not as exciting as I imagined.
"But I really need to play it at least once more. I feel like I'm still not calm enough." Now it was Lin Li's turn to feel embarrassed.
Zhou Baowei ran away.
"Is it over? Where's Lin Li?" Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei in front of him, who looked a little depressed, and asked while holding back a smile.
"It's the third time." Zhou Baowei sat down, pointed to a place not far away, and closed his eyes.
Lin Li was clearing the passage for people at this time.
Some projects have fast, individual and normal channels. The so-called individual channel is where you queue up, and people connected in the queue will not sit together in the project.
For example, in a ride like the Canglong roller coaster, there are four seats in a row. If there is a group of three people, they can sit in one extra seat in a row. It would be unreasonable to let other people who come with their friends go up alone. At this time, tourists in the individual channel can go up.
However, even if there are only 4 or 2 people in the normal channel, a group of people will be guaranteed to go up to the individual channel in each round.
Therefore, this team is faster than the normal channel.
"He comes again, is he really addicted?" Seeing this scene, Bai Bufan widened his eyes.
"Ah."
"Lin Li has changed so much this semester compared to last semester. He looks so strange. How did he suddenly become the most powerful man in Class Four?" After being shocked, Bai Bufan shook his head with some emotion.
"You and he are desk mates, and you two are very familiar with each other, did you know that?" Zhou Baowei asked curiously after hearing this.
"I've asked him many times, and Lin Li said it was about abstaining from sex." Bai Bufan said.
"Do you believe it?" Zhou Baowei frowned.
"..."
After a short silence, Bai Bufan scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "I don't know, I have never given up sex, so I don't understand. Do you understand?"
"This...I don't understand either."
There was silence. After the silence, the two looked at each other and laughed at the same time.
Canglong roller coaster.
"Hello, I have a chuunibyou." Because there was only one person and the person sitting next to him was naturally a stranger, Lin Li introduced himself before starting.
"Ah? Oh, you too, I...I have paronychia." The other party didn't seem to understand why Lin Li said that. Out of politeness, he subconsciously imitated Lin Li's template and answered.
Lin Li nodded and said nothing more, which made the other party feel relieved.
He is really afraid of communicating with his fellow patients.
Bang! The roller coaster limiter is opened and the train is ready to go.
Lin Li took a deep breath.
"Holding the sun and the moon in my hands, I can pick the stars! There is no one like me in the world! Interesting, really interesting! Canglong, you are no better than this! Watch me slay the dragon!"
The brother with paronychia next to him was stunned: "?"
Are you really sick? I thought you were just talking!
……
When the safety bar was raised, Lin Li ran away without looking back, for he was afraid that everyone in the car would remember his face.
However, Lin Li still had a look of relief on his face as he ran. His humiliation was meaningful:
[Complete the eight challenges of Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and cool attitude (1/8)]
Finally he was judged to be fearless and unrestrained.
Damn it, I can play the game normally without going crazy, this stupid system just doesn't recognize it, right?
System, I am so lucky.
When Lin Li walked up to Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, he said without waiting for them to ask, "There won't be a fourth time. I've had enough and conquered this project. I won't play it again in my life."
"Phew - wise move. Let's go and find the next project to play. But let me make it clear first, these eight projects and bungee jumping are not allowed!" Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief and then emphasized.
"Support." Zhou Baowei nodded, and the offensive and defensive situation had already changed.
“How about taking a ride on this thrilling carousel that gets your adrenaline pumping?” Lin Li narrowed his eyes. He also needed to slow down.
Bai Bufan: "It's childish, a little girl's project, but I like it."
Zhou Baowei: "Boring, a child's trick, but I'll join in."
Bai Bufan: "Lin Li, this is the most human you have ever been."
Zhou Baowei: "Finally I can tell the difference between Lin Li and a dog."
Lin Li felt that fighting was actually quite relaxing.
……
They didn't really ride the carousel. After playing a mildly thrilling ride and were about to head to the big turntable, the three of them met Wang Ze, Zhang Haoyang and others.
None of them could walk in a straight line now, especially Wang Ze, who was covering his mouth and looked like he wanted to vomit.
After seeing Lin Li, Wang Ze's eyes lit up and he walked over to him: "Ugh—"
"This dress of mine costs eighteen thousand yuan." Lin Li said.
Wang Ze covered his mouth again and turned to look at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, bring your clothes over here, thank you."
This is wisdom.
Lin Li’s clothes actually cost 32.9 yuan each and were bought from a roadside stall.
"Go away!" Bai Bufan refused mercilessly, and then asked curiously and fearfully: "What are you playing? Why are you playing like this? Is it this big turntable? Damn it, don't scare me. I'm carsick. What should I do if you're like this?"
"Little Bear Coffee Cup." Wang Ze pointed to the big turntable... and the rotating coffee cup next to it.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"You...are going to decide who is better, or who lives or dies?" When the coffee cup is spinning on the field, one can also control the speed of its rotation, so Lin Li asked this question.
"Yes, shake the brain evenly." Wang Ze nodded.
"Have you played the roulette wheel?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Who would play this? Are they so depressed? There are people vomiting after every round. Did you see that there are vomit buckets directly at the entrance and exit?" Wang Ze asked back.
"So what are you going to play next?" Bai Bufan asked with narrowed eyes.
"Let's play bumper cars first, then go see the indoor roller coaster, and then watch a show. There will also be floats to see at noon." Wang Ze said, counting on his fingers.
"Eight most exciting projects, don't you want to try any of them?" Bai Bufan looked anxious.
“Maybe I can try a few, but we’ll talk about it later. After all, it doesn’t feel like a project, it’s torture. It’s not even as good as the cute dragon Soaring of the Milk Dragon.” Zhang Haoyang shook his head in disgust.
Found the group.
Taking a deep breath, Bai Bufan wiped the nonexistent tears from the corners of his eyes, then walked up to her and put his arm around her shoulder with a smile:
"Add me one!"
"Aren't you with Lin Libao?" Wang Ze asked.
Bai Bufan was surprised to notice Zhou Baowei and Lin Li, and patted his head: "Is this classmate Zhou and classmate Lin? Hello, goodbye, and have a nice day."
Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Student Lin, hello to you too, bye to you too, and I wish you a nice day as well." Zhou Baowei learned quickly and joined the opposing camp.
"OK, you guys come together, I'll play alone." After thinking for a while, Lin Li nodded.
"I was just kidding. I will still play with you guys. I will never abandon you and I will never give up! I will die with you!" Bai Bufan came back immediately.
Lin Li felt warm in his heart, because he could see that Bai Bufan thought he was unhappy.
But he really didn't have this idea, so he smiled and said: "No, I'm going to compete with the eight major projects today, and I may play each of them more than once. It's not appropriate to keep making things difficult for you to wait for me. It's more appropriate to separate.
Another less important reason is that I found that queuing for a separate channel was super fast, and you two seemed like a burden to me. I want to emphasize that this is a secondary reason. "
"If it were a secondary thing, you wouldn't have emphasized it so repeatedly!"
They also knew that Lin Li was joking, but since Lin Li said so, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei felt relieved.
"I'm wondering if Lin Li will go find the squad leader and become a bootlicker like Chen Tianming? In fact, he has been displeased with you two for a long time. He might even regret agreeing to play this game with you from the very beginning."
Wang Ze stuck his head out to add something at this time.
Lin Li shook his head. Sports students like Wang Ze who like to sow discord are the most hateful.
Next week I secretly went to his dormitory and replaced his enema with super glue.
"Don't slander someone out of thin air." Lin Li denied.
"Then swear that you will play alone from now on." Wang Ze immediately followed up with the words.
"...That won't work."
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