Chapter 133 It is a holy sword, a baton, and also a magic wand

Chapter 133 It is a holy sword, a baton, and also a magic wand

Chapter 133 It is a holy sword, a baton, and also a magic wand

As a trendsetter at the forefront of fashion, Lin Li gave Bai Bufan some valuable suggestions on how to dress:

The pebbles in the bag are very suitable to match Bai Bufan's head in terms of style. With a little fresh blood, Bai Bufan can become the fashion god of the new era.

After listening to Lin Li's advice, Bai Bufan finally gave up the idea of ​​putting pebbles in his bag.

The four of them walked up the mountain along the road. It was not tiring to walk on the slope.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan walked in front, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed behind.

Walking behind made it easier for Lin Li to stare at the four legs of the two girls openly.

Chen Yuying's legs are long and fair. Her light blue skirt flutters gently with her steps, highlighting the smoothness and softness of her lines. Her steps are full of lightness and energy, and each step adds a bit of vitality to the road.

Ding Sihan also has two legs.

When the breeze blows, the girl's skirt dances with it - specifically referring to Chen Yuying.

Lin Li immediately covered Bai Bufan’s eyes. As for the fact that Bai Bufan almost fell down because of this, it was not important.

The perfect white thighs, but not the perfect light-colored safety pants.

No wonder Chen Yuying was so calm when the wind blew over. She thought she would have a chance to see the squad leader do Marilyn Monroe's classic moves.

But this is a good thing. Without safety pants, Lin Li would be troubled.

"I almost fell to death, Lin Li!" He steadied his body and struggled to free himself from Lin Li's hand. If there hadn't been a girl present, Bai Bufan would have already started to check Lin Li's virtual family tree.

"Then you are really careless." Lin Li responded perfunctorily with a focused look in his eyes.

If there weren't so many people here, Lin Li would really like to kowtow to God to make the morning breeze stronger.

"Why is it that the stronger the wind, the more my heart is moved~~" Lin Li's singing voice is infused with emotion.

Lin Li realized that when Su Yunying was writing "Wild Girl", she must have been secretly looking at other girls' legs. Wow, it turns out that Su Yunying is this kind of person.

"Squad leader, I report it! Lin Li is peeking at your legs." Bai Bufan said loudly to the front.

"He is slandering me, but I am upright." Lin Li naturally wanted to clear his name.

Hearing this, Chen Yuying turned her head without stopping, and then met Lin Li's innocent gaze. Seeing that the other party was still getting more and more upset as the wind got stronger, she glared at him.

Keep walking.

Gone.

Bai Bufan's eyes widened and he turned to look at Lin Li: "Why is there no response?"

"Didn't she glare at me? Why haven't you reacted yet?"

"This is a reward! How many times have you looked at the monitor's legs for her to be so indifferent to this?"

Lin Li did not answer, but turned the back of his hand toward Bai Bufan and made a strange gesture.

It was like a rock metal salute, but the ring finger and thumb were also raised - only the middle finger was pressed down.

"What do you mean?" Bai Bufan failed in reading comprehension.

"No middle finger, ever."

Bai Bufan: “…”

No wonder Chen Yuying was too lazy to even say a few words to Lin Li.

Numb.

"The squad leader has become accustomed to people like you and has lost his sensitivity and vigilance against perverts. This is not a good thing." Bai Bufan said with great sorrow.

"This world does not belong to those born in the 00s or 10s, but to those of us who are thick-skinned!" Lin Li was proud, raising his hands high and shouting loudly.

"I can't criticize you. People like you really have something. At your age, you have become the second-in-command in both mathematics and English." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.

"Alas - you kid, you are jealous of me again because I am so outstanding now... Wait, are you fucking calling me an idiot?" Lin Li's tone was originally still smug, but then it instantly turned into a statement at a very fast speed, with his forehead resting against Bai Bufan's.

The two girls in front were stunned when they heard the conversation behind, and then they both laughed.

If Lin Li hadn't said anything, they wouldn't have reacted.

He is second in command in both mathematics and English, and together they are 2B.

Boys are more aggressive towards each other, Ding Sihan said she learned something from it.

"Don't worry about 2B for now, Bufan, it's an emergency! Look!" Lin Limeng caught the key information with his peripheral vision and said in a low voice.

"What?" Bai Bufan immediately entered a state of combat readiness.

"Look over there!"

"Fuck! Let's go, let's go over there quickly!" Bai Bufan also noticed it, so the two of them trotted over directly.

Looking at the two boys who suddenly jumped in front of her, Ding Sihan was confused.

"What are they doing?"

"You see a beautiful lady again."

Chen Yuying, who had experienced a so-called emergency situation by a boy at the hotel entrance last night, said helplessly.

At this time, there was indeed a woman walking down the mountain in front.

"I know they have this kind of behavior. Wang Ze often has this kind of attack, but this time they didn't care about that woman at all. Why did they climb directly up the mountain?" Ding Sihan denied.

Chen Yuying: “Huh?”

She followed Ding Sihan's gaze and looked at the two people, only to see that Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't even look at the woman. At this moment, they had walked out of the normal paved road for vehicles and climbed up the rocks.

"Lin Li, what are you doing? Be careful." Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan walked over, and Chen Yuying spoke with some confusion and worry.

"Got it! Bufan, retreat!"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally stepped down from the rocks and came to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying. Their clothes were stained with a little dust from friction, and what they got in return was a wooden stick each.

Just for this?

Lin Li wiped the wooden stick in his hand with his index finger and said to Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, look at my holy sword. Isn't it handsome?"

Obviously, that's why.

Chen Yuying: “?”

"Your holy sword is not as long as mine! What a low-quality product!" Before Chen Yuying could answer, Bai Bufan said with contempt.

"Bullshit, your broken stick is not straight at all, it's the real low-grade stuff! Straight is the real thing!"

"There's no point in arguing, let's duel!"

"Ah!"

"So what's the use of this?" Ding Sihan asked Chen Yuying's question.

"You can use it in a duel." Lin Li explained as he had already started fighting with Bai Bufan.

"... Childish. You two don't still go to the store often to buy plastic toy swords, do you?" Ding Sihan complained after confirming that was all.

"No, no, no, you still don't understand. Artificially synthesized ones are worthless, but naturally formed ones are enough to make our eyes see straight."

Lin Li raised his sword in what he thought was a handsome gesture, explaining it in the style of a master.

Then his butt was attacked by Bai Bufan, the sword tomb.

A master really can't beat a villain.

“If a boy sees this and doesn’t pick it up, he must be a drug addict.” After poking back, Lin Li continued to explain.

"It's just that I'm old now. If I had picked it up before I was ten, there would be no intact wild flowers and weeds on both sides of the road on the way home. They would all be dead to me!"

In fact, Lin Li also had another small purpose, which was to see if he could activate a system task. After all, the system might regard this as some kind of magic weapon.

But I finally took the initiative for once, but the system made me lose so completely, Chao!

——No reaction at all. "Is it more important than looking at the legs?" Ding Sihan asked.

"First, are you looking at the monitor's legs? Second, if it's not the monitor's legs, then what are they? Are they straighter than the holy sword? Are they longer? Are they whiter..."

This was a very serious question, and one that could not be answered on impulse. Lin Li immediately confirmed it carefully.

Lin Li asked, then he became a little sad and sighed softly:
"Alas, when I was ten years old, I would not hesitate when faced with this problem and would stand firmly on the side of the Holy Sword, right?"

"Growing up is such a sad thing..."

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Don't be sad in such a strange place! This is not a problem of growth, but your problem!"

……

The holy sword and the leg never came up with an answer.

The four of them continued walking, but compared to before, they could occasionally hear the sound of wooden sticks breaking through the air behind Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan.

And they also believed what Lin Li said, because few of the people going up and down the mountain, boys, boys, and men, did not look behind them. There was even a man in his early twenties who took the initiative to ask Lin Li where he picked it up, and he also wanted to pick one up.

All I can say is that they can’t understand boys’ thinking.

"TGA is such a shabby award." The wooden stick suddenly stopped, and Bai Bufan, who was looking at his phone, suddenly said, "It's so funny."

"What do you mean? How is it so funny?" Lin Li turned his head curiously after hearing that. He didn't pay attention to this.

"The year goes to the little robot."

"Which little robot?" Lin Li was even more confused.

Bai Bufan nodded with satisfaction: "That's the funny part."

Lin Li thought for a while, then understood: "Sailor won the prize without saying anything. This guy is really a hidden talent."

Bai Bufan: “?”

Then Bai Bufan explained to Lin Li.

"CS2 is likely to be the shooting game of the year"

Fearless Contract is also possible

It can't be the Delta

《Fuck, this is forbidden comics heaven!》

Lin Li finally understood now.

It is suspected to be even wilder than the history Bai Bufan knows.

"There is a temple here." The two were discussing it, but when they noticed that there was a fork in the road and saw that the temple entrance was at the end, Lin Li said.

"Well, I heard it's quite famous and effective. I originally thought about designing it as part of the route. After all, it wouldn't take much time. But Teacher Xue said that it involves feudal superstition, and the official autumn outing organized by the school needs to avoid such controversial places as much as possible, so it was eliminated." Chen Yuying explained.

"I remember there is a viewing platform here... Look, it's here. You can see a nice view of Yunliu Mountain." Chen Yuying pointed to a platform with reinforced fences in the distance and introduced it.

"What a big stage." Ding Sihan sighed after taking a look.

Lin Li glanced at the two of them for a few seconds, then smiled and said, "Let's go over and take a look. Since there is such a scenic platform, I want to take some photos."

"But I promised the teacher..." Chen Yuying hesitated after hearing this.

Lin Li immediately interrupted, "This is not a tourist attraction, and it only takes a few minutes to take a photo. We can just take a break because we are tired. Isn't this reasonable? Don't worry, if the sky falls, we can just give Bai Bufan away. He is the one who ordered all this."

Bai Bufan: “?”

Forget it, I won’t argue with Lin Li.

Bai Bufan felt that his image in Xue Jian's mind should be better than Lin Li's. When he was exposed, Lin Li could no longer escape.

"What Lin Li said makes sense. Anyway, they are the ones who will write the self-criticism. Yingbao, let's take a few photos. I also brought a Polaroid camera. Now is a good opportunity to use it." Ding Sihan was very excited.

"...Okay." Chen Yuying looked at the time on her mobile phone, thought about it, and nodded with a smile.

At this time, there were not many people on the observation deck.

"Lin Li, give me your phone." Chen Yuying stretched out her hand to Lin Li.

Beautiful skirts rarely come with even one pocket, so Chen Yuying's cell phone is always kept in Lin Li's bag. Perhaps this is also one of the prices for looking good.

Lin Li opened Chen Yuying's bag and handed her the phone.

After a quick glance, there weren't many things, just water, a mirror, lip gloss, earphones, a small power bank, a data cable, tissues and a pack of sanitary napkins.

But she probably wasn't on her period, otherwise she wouldn't be wearing it like this. She should have kept it in her bag for daily use in case of emergency.

Chen Yuying seemed to realize belatedly that there were personal belongings in her bag, and she felt a little shy.

Get the phone.

The two of them took pictures of the scenery and themselves, and Lin Li looked at the scenery and also at them.

"Didn't you say you wanted to take pictures? Why didn't you take any for yourself? Did you let them take all the pictures?"

Bai Bufan kicked Lin Li's butt with his knee from behind, and asked curiously while holding his cell phone.

Lin Li didn't take any photos at all.

"I'm a person who doesn't post on WeChat Moments, so why would I be obsessed with the photos? I just realized that they wanted to take the photo, but I felt that it was not a good idea to say it, and that it shouldn't be done this way. So I brought it up to give them a way out." After confirming that the two were not paying attention to him, Lin Li replied with a smile.

Bai Bufan’s eyes widened when he heard that.

"what?"

"No buddy? You're so thin?"

"If you use this detail in the laning phase, our winning rate will be ten percentage points higher, right?"

Lin Li: "..."

“Even if you don’t assist me, my winning rate can still be ten percentage points higher.” Lin Li responded calmly.

We are the only ones who don't have the details.

This is also part of the details.

Bai Bufan: “…”

"No, Lin Li, you really have a tendency to be behind me, so warm?" Bai Bufan winked at Lin Li, but then he became angrier and angrier, and his tone became gloomy: "Damn it, I usually give you so many looks and eyes, how come you don't understand what I mean?"

"I understand, I just don't want to bother with you." Lin Li replied calmly, "Just like you actually want me to take a few photos for you now, I also see it, but I have been pretending not to notice it."

Bai Bufan was stunned.

“You, you, you…Fuck!!”

After pointing and talking for a long time, Bai Bufan found himself at a loss for words, so he chose to express his emotions through grass.

So sincere! This ultimate move was extremely aggressive when it hit Bai Bufan.

Broken defense, angry.

"Okay, okay, I'll take a picture for you." Feeling Bai Bufan's sinister gaze, Lin Li took his phone with a smile.

"It's not that I can't forgive you, please! As long as you take a picture for me, Bao is willing to do anything for him." Bai Bufan laughed and rubbed his hands, then asked: "Where should I stand to take the picture?"

He had just watched Lin Li taking photos of Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, so he was more confident in Lin Li's skills.

Standing there, Lin Li was very professional. He first analyzed the light and shadow and composition, and then began to direct:
"Move back a little, um, the light is better, move back a little more, move a little to the left, yes, yes, yes.

You hit the fence behind you, right? Flip over with all your strength, stand outside, then release your hands and fall backwards. Right, right, right, keep going, huh? Bufan, flip over, quick, I’m waiting to take the picture. "

Bai Bufan raised half of his foot: "..."

Damn you.

(End of this chapter)