Chapter 134 This little fish cares, this little fish also cares
Chapter 134 This little fish cares, this little fish also cares
"Are you ordering me to take pictures or to commit suicide?" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.
If I die like this, even Conan won’t be able to find the murderer. Who said there is no perfect crime?
“You are ignorant. My squad leader Ding Sihan and I were all just faking it, so the photos we took were all fake, tourist photos with no artistic sense.
What is the relationship between us? I am planning to take a photo of "Flying Bai Bufan" for you, and I am planning to use it to compete for this year's Pulitzer Prize. Trust me, buddy, turn over, quickly, am I going to harm you?"
Lin Li frowned. He didn't like the feeling of not being trusted. He then added:
"By the way, did you change your mobile payment password? If you did, please tell me. It's very important."
Bai Bufan: “…”
"Brother, please play with me too. I want to take tourist photos, not art." Bai Bufan begged.
Vulgar and without any pursuit.
Lin Li was very disappointed that his deskmate and brother was such a person, but since Bai Bufan insisted so much, he had to give up.
Bai Bufan really didn't have any need for the photos, he just wanted to keep a record and he probably wouldn't post them on WeChat Moments.
It didn't take long for the four of them to take a final photo together before picking up their holy swords again and starting climbing again.
Before I took a few steps, I saw Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan calling out softly and walking to the side of the road.
It turned out that there was an orange cat, a super fat cat, a semi-trailer level. I don’t know if it had full insurance.
He was not afraid of strangers at all. When he saw two people coming, he called out twice.
A useless clamp is not as good as one you clamp yourself - Lin Li.
There is a collar around the orange cat's neck. It must be free-range in the temple and was fed by passing tourists to become so fat.
At this moment, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were discussing whether they should go to the nearby shop to buy a sausage for it while taking pictures.
It is recommended to conduct a thorough investigation of the orange cat, as it is suspected to be the shop's madam and there is collusion of interests.
Looking at such a fat orange cat, Lin Li felt a little sorry that Bao Wei didn't come, otherwise he would have eighteen ways to take the opportunity to attack him.
He turned his head to look at Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan was looking at him.
"For the treasure." They said in unison.
Then they both laughed warmly.
……
Zhou Baowei, who was already at the mountaintop museum, sneezed and suspected that some idiot was scolding him.
He lowered his head and found that Lin Li and Bai Bufan's "I miss you" messages appeared on his phone at the same time, and he sneered.
"It's these two bastards."
So he responded directly with swear words.
……
"Lin Li, can you help me buy a sausage? I'll transfer the money to you later." Chen Yuying looked up and asked.
"Of course." Lin Li had no objection. He bought one and handed it to her, then stood aside and watched the two of them feed the cat.
After feeding the cat, the two stroked it for a while before reluctantly getting up and leaving.
"I'm sorry to have kept you two waiting for a long time." Chen Yuying said.
Good, the monitor didn’t say sorry to me this time, which means I have made progress.
"It's no big deal. Bai Bufan and I also like small animals." Lin Li waved his hand indifferently.
"Yes, we have to have it for every meal. Last time I saw a super cute rabbit, I immediately rescued half a pound of it." Before Chen Yuying could ask, Bai Bufan nodded in approval and continued.
"Only saved half a pound? You call this loving small animals? I should at least save half of it." Lin Li expressed his contempt.
"It's too expensive. We have one pound for 500 grams. We can't afford to save more." Bai Bufan shook his head.
Chen Yuying: “…”
The conversation between the two made 1.3 billion small animals cry.
He also blocked all the words Chen Yuying was about to say.
you……
"I don't allow you to say this kind of behavior means you like small animals!" Ding Sihan was furious.
"Xiao Dingding, you can only take it to your heart if you eat it. Your love is superficial, but our love comes from the heart, so this is our true love, true love!" Lin Li's rebuttal was very reasonable.
"you you--"
Ding Sihan couldn't argue with Lin Li, so he reached out to snatch the holy sword from Lin Li's hand, apparently wanting to kill Lin Li with Lin Li's weapon.
But how could a soldier drop the gun in his hand? Lin Li not only held it steadily, but also pulled it out with his backhand and hit Ding Sihan, of course, with less force.
Ding Sihan is such an M. She starts pursuing me like this. It seems that she really likes small animals. She loves boys who like small animals too.
But Lin Li felt that he was not a frivolous person and he would not agree to just any girl pursuing him.
We need to test Ding Sihan's sincerity.
You see, after only thirty seconds, Ding Sihan stopped chasing.
Lin Li is going to post a topic on Zhihu later, "Why do some girls give up pursuing a guy halfway through? Is love so fragile that it cannot stand the test?"
"Lin Li, stop right there!" Ding Sihan panted.
"Ding Sihan, come on, if you catch up with me, I will give you a chasing party!" Now, Lin Li was running while laughing.
Ding Sihan gritted his teeth and gave up the chase.
Lin Li is no longer the weakling from last semester, but he really can’t catch up at all.
So Ding Sihan used his sight as a knife and killed Lin Li a hundred times.
"Don't come back if you dare!"
Naturally, Lin Li would not be so bored as to keep a distance from the three people. He slowly returned to the three people and obediently let Ding Sihan slap him.
Lin Li explained again: "I was just joking."
"Haha, that's right, small animals are so..." Ding Sihan was easy to coax, and smiled when he heard it. "Bufan and I are staunch vegetarians at the end of the month. We don't have small animals for every meal. I say we have them for every meal, but I just like to eat small noodles and decorate with small forks. I'm sorry." Before Ding Sihan finished speaking, Lin Li said apologetically.
Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan nodded solemnly, bowed 90 degrees to apologize, and looked like a Shiba Inu.
Ding Sihan, who was half-smiling: "..."
"I won't—"
Seeing that Ding Sihan wanted to hit him with his stick again, Lin Li sneered: "Don't eat later, Ding Sihan, I will keep an eye on you at noon, you'd better not covet the little animals!"
The stick immediately returned to his hand.
"… One thing at a time."
The four of them continued to walk slowly up the mountain. Before they knew it, they had already walked most of the way up, and the sun was gradually moving closer to the center of the sky.
Climbing the mountain didn't seem that tiring, even though he was carrying the weight of four people, Lin Li felt.
Of course, it might also have something to do with the people I climbed with.
Pretty girls, hardcore brothers, people.
This setup is perfect.
"Lin Li, something's happening!" Bai Bufan spoke again.
"What's going on!" Lin Li immediately became alert.
"Persimmon tree, what do you mean?" Bai Bufan pointed to the front and saw a wild persimmon tree that should be growing on the hillside. There were many orange persimmons hanging on the tree, and the color was quite tempting.
"go!"
After a brief conversation, the two of them trotted over.
After confirming that it was indeed a wild persimmon tree and not a cultivated one, the two of them jumped under the tree with their holy swords, while Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, who followed them, watched from the sidelines.
"It's too high, you can't pick it." Chen Yuying said with a smile.
Although this persimmon tree grows on the mountainside, it is still too high from the ground. When Lin Li jumps up, he can only hit the lowest branches and cannot reach the fruits higher up.
Bai Bufan is even worse.
It was too dangerous to climb the tree, but Lin Li always had a way.
"It's time to let Persimmon Tree feel our exciting combined attack skills." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.
"OK, you go first or me." Bai Bufan immediately understood what he meant.
"Let me do it. My physique is better than yours now, and the squad leader said that I'm a good person." Lin Li squatted down.
Chen Yuying didn't understand why Lin Li suddenly mentioned that she said he was a good person, and tilted her head in confusion.
Bai Bufan understood it immediately.
——Because good people deserve to be pointed at with guns.
So he held back his laughter and secretly pulled up his underwear before sitting on it.
Lin Li stood up slowly: "Squad leader, Ding Sihan, Bufan, when you pick the fruits later, please try to catch them. It's not convenient for me."
"it is good."
The persimmons on the persimmon tree saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan shouting about friendship and bond, then they rushed up with sticks, and died one after another.
Four fruits, no more, no less, he took them to the roadside sink to wash them, then Lin Li, who was a little thirsty, tore off the surface and took a bite.
"Not bad. Although not as sweet as those sold in fruit stores, it is still delicious. Not as bitter and astringent as I imagined." After tasting it carefully, Lin Li nodded, took another bite, and gave his approval.
Upon hearing this, the three of them put the persimmons into their mouths.
Three seconds later, all four of them started to make pooh-pooh noises.
It's sticky and not tree-like, and it doesn't taste good at all.
Chen Yuying wrinkled her features and looked up, seeing Lin Li's face, who was also clearly saying "Pooh", but had a look of success.
She wanted to glare at Lin Li, but ended up laughing.
"Lin Li, you are not a human being!" Bai Bufan said angrily while spitting.
He had lied to Zhou Baowei in the same way yesterday, so he should have been on guard. However, Lin Li also gave the persimmons to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying. This behavior made Bai Bufan completely relax and no longer be on guard - he thought Lin Li would not lie to girls.
Now it seems that I underestimated Lin Li's brutality.
This bastard even cheated on girls! He even cheated on Chen Yuying! He really doesn't look like a human, does he?
“Lin Li!!”
It wasn't just Bai Bufan who was angry. Ding Sihan also picked up a stick and started beating him.
"I became a black person by accident. I get free beatings if I sign in every day." Lin Li said while being beating leisurely.
After throwing the four persimmons into the trash can on the roadside, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were about to continue climbing the last section of the road, but they found that Lin Li and Bai Bufan had returned to the persimmon tree and reunited.
This time it was Lin Li’s turn to be on top.
"Squad leader, Ding Sihan, help us connect it again!" Lin Li shouted at the two of them.
"Why pick them if they don't taste good?" Chen Yuying walked over and asked curiously.
Lin Li waved the wooden stick in his hand.
“This is from Bao Wei!”
"This is Wang Ze's!"
“This one’s from Tianming!”
"this is……"
How can I not think of my buddies when I have good things?
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan took the fruits in silence.
You guys really are...
(End of this chapter)