Chapter 135 Crunchy, sweet, and sexy

"Help me take down one more, and I'll take one for Wanqiu as well." Ding Sihan ordered Lin Li.

"I almost forgot about my little bun. OK, don't worry, I guarantee it will be the most tied, the most shot, and the least tree." Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately said that there was no problem and expressed high praise for Ding Sihan's learning from her experience.

Children can be taught.

"it is good!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying looked at Ding Sihan with amusement.

It is really dangerous to play with Lin Li. It seems that my good friend is going further and further down the inhuman path.

After picking the wild persimmons, Lin Li brought a plastic bag with him for emergency use, which came in handy at this time.

Put it in a plastic bag and place it in your schoolbag where it will not be squeezed.

"Lin Li, don't you have too much stuff? How about I help you get some?"

Noticing that Lin Li made a sighing sound similar to "eh" when he stood up, Chen Yuying reached out and put her hand on Lin Li's bag.

"Squad leader, I'm not the kind of person who would brag. If I'm really tired, I'll ride on Bai Bufan myself. Don't worry." Lin Li waved his hand.

They had been walking for two hours so far. After all, it was all uphill, so they were definitely a little tired, but they were not walking fast. Taking photos and picking persimmons along the way were also like taking a break, so Lin Li did not try to be brave at all.

"...Good people are often bullied, good horses are +7." However, Bai Bufan nodded to Chen Yuying, "Lin Li is telling the truth. He will take the initiative to ride me."

Chen Yuying: “…”

You two...

"Squad leader, besides, if I'm really tired, you shouldn't help me get things, but help me wipe my sweat." Lin Li analyzed rationally again, "I think this is much more useful than you helping me get things."

"What Lin Li said is indeed true. Yingbao, wipe your sweat, Lin Li must be flying." Ding Sihan clicked his tongue when he heard that.

Chen Yuying couldn't calmly accept the teasing of many people. She pursed her lips slightly and glared at Ding Sihan who was adding fuel to the fire.

Why did my reward go to Ding Sihan?

Lin Li was indignant.

But Chen Yuying’s blushing face is what’s really tempting, right?

The taste feels crunchy, sweet and colorful.

"You're not even sweating, why are you wiping it? Besides, your hands are free, you can wipe it yourself." After glaring at Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying said to Lin Li.

"Bufan, in an emergency, I will cut off my arms and you will make me sweat!" Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately gave a serious order.

"Understood! Lord Lin Li, give me your phone and I will show them your Douyin search and browser search history!" Bai Bufan immediately had a solution.

Lin Li: "..."

Damn you.

I was really sweaty.

"Eh? I heard it's really shameful. Let me see it." Ding Sihan's voice rose eight octaves when he heard this.

There was no way Chen Yuying was not interested in this kind of thing. She might even be more interested than Ding Sihan, her eyes sparkling.

"I browsed without incognito," Lin Li then gave Bai Bufan an elbow, "Don't do that."

"Understood, plan B is launched, hehe." Bai Bufan's head retreated slightly, a gurgling sound came from his throat, and his eyes seemed to be aimed at Lin Li's forehead.

"?"

"What I fucking want is sweat. Who the fuck asked you to spit?" Lin Li went up and gave Leo a flying kick.

Bai Bufan was kicked to the ground, and he actually made the classic northerner's hit sound 'iwc'.

Lin Li decided to ride on Bai Bufan in advance.

"Let's go, we're almost at the top of the mountain." While the two were playing, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, who had already walked far away, turned back and shouted.

It seems that even if he becomes the Double Eagle Yang Guo, he can't ask Chen Yuying to wipe his sweat, so Lin Li can only stand up and wave his hand in response: "Coming."

"Give me a hand." Bai Bufan behind him stretched out his hand.

Lin Li went back and kicked again.

……

【Task 2 Completed】

[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 100%; Spiritual beast affinity increased by 50%; System currency*50. ]

The task was easier to accomplish than Lin Li had imagined.

I originally thought that the system would be picky about the words and require me to reach the absolute highest point of Yunding Mountain, but now that I am still walking up, it shows that the task has been completed.

However, seeing the cable not far away, Lin Li roughly understood that the mission should only require him to exceed the height that the cable car can reach.

The two physical improvements did not bring much tangible feeling. Will the little animals like me more now?
There were no animals nearby, so Lin Li was not in a hurry to verify it.

"The teacher said that they will finish the tour in about twenty minutes, and asked us to go to the base and wait for everyone. He has already talked to the owner of the base and will let us in." Chen Yuying said, looking back.

It is only eleven o'clock now, and the total climbing time is less than three hours. This is the result of the four people not concentrating on climbing at all, so the large group has not yet completed the original plan.

"Okay, go ahead." Without the task from his master, Lin Li looked relaxed.

So under the leadership of Chen Yuying, the four of them successfully entered the outdoor base.

There are actually many activities in the base, not just barbecue, but also kites, inflatable balls, frisbees... and even real-life CS, but only barbecue is included in the autumn outing fee, and you have to spend extra money to play other activities.

In less than twenty minutes, the four people just looked at the project introduction and had no interest in purchasing the service.

When we arrived at the base, we found the artificial turf which was still incredibly green and soft in September. We chose a shady spot next to a big tree and sat down.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't care and sat on the ground. Lin Li simply lay down and put his head on his hands, while Chen Yuying took out a picnic mat from her bag, spread it out and sat down.

Ding Sihan was sitting in a standard posture, with his legs bent in front of him, his chin resting on his knees, swiping on his phone.

Perhaps because Chen Yuying was wearing a skirt, her legs were placed flat on the ground like when doing yoga, straight and slender, highlighting her excellent body proportions.

"There are still small bugs in the lawn. You guys come and sit here." After sitting down, Chen Yuying moved a little to the left, patted the empty seat on the right, and said to the two people, especially Lin Li who was lying on the grass.

"You're welcome then." Bai Bufan was still trying to shirk responsibility, but Lin Li had already moved his head over without any hesitation.

Now the two or one best pillows in the world are right next to Lin Li, less than ten centimeters away, covered by the blue skirt. Lin Li can even smell the faint fragrance coming from the pillow, which reminds people of spring.

Unfortunately, I can only lie on the ground.

It hurts, it hurts too much.

Directly above Lin Li's sight were the shadows of trees that were hiding traces of yellowing amidst the September green, and a bit of sunlight in the gaps, which, under the weak Dali Garden effect, formed observable beams of light.

From the corner of my eye on the right side of my vision, I could catch sight of Bai Bufan, that piece of shit, following me. But fortunately, on the left side, I could catch sight of Chen Yuying, who had no backrest but kept her back straight while sitting. This kept the picture at a beautiful horizontal line and was still worth remembering.

By the way, can you please just go away with this dog shit?

Not only did the dog shit not go away, Bai Bufan's upper body was moving towards Lin Li, and he was looking at Lin Li.

Well, this scene where only the peripheral vision could see Chen Yuying could not be saved. Lin Li closed his eyes in dismay, and then said comfortably:

"Bai Bufan, I should have used these 20 minutes to study. It's all your fault. I have nothing to do now."

"Are you sick?"

Ding Sihan and Bai Bufan each cursed Lin Li.

It seemed that he had provoked the public anger. Lin Li sneered, not daring to be angry or speak. He was angry, but it didn't matter. He could review secretly in his mind. What does it mean to conduct a surprise inspection, reveal the trap and fuck his brother?
tadpole, tadpole, heritage, heritage.

well.

If you work so hard, there is no reason why you shouldn’t be in the top 100 in your grade.

"Lin Li, hurry up, twenty minutes is just right for us to finish the farm work." Feeling his waist being hit a few times, Bai Bufan's voice soon came.

Zhou Baowei's tragic experience was still vivid in his mind. Lin Li didn't want to let it go. He didn't even bother to open his eyes and said, "Actually, I'm a sheepdog, a spiritual American. We Americans will never play an unfair game like King of Glory."

"Ten points of attack power are going to kill you? Without the Alliance, farmers would not have survived to this day. Without farmers, the Alliance would not have survived the rest of its life. Raise the farmers when they are young, and the farmers will raise the heroes when they are old. Stop discriminating in games." Bai Bufan taught seriously.

"No, I mean how do we play the game with two less towers at the start?"

Bai Bufan: “…”

You must keep your mouth shut and not laugh. Otherwise, the merits that you and Lin Li accumulated last night by helping the old lady cross the road will be used up before you can even warm them up.

"Then let's play some CF. You must be good at using guns, right?"

It seems there is no way to refuse.

……

13 to 60, the narrow defeat after a fierce battle was really satisfying and made us feel that we had an honor in defeat.

There was a noise coming from the entrance of the base not far away, and Wang Ze's dog barking could be heard from afar. It seemed that Xue Jian and the others had arrived.

"Squad leader, should we put away the picnic mat? If not, I'll leave my things here." Lin Li stood up and asked Chen Yuying beside him.

"Okay, just leave it there." Chen Yuying nodded.

The four of them returned to their class and waited for Xue Jian to negotiate with the base leader.

The person in charge must have made preparations in advance. Soon, six barbecue racks were moved out by the staff one after another and placed on the concrete ground next to the lawn, and some people had already started adding small pieces of charcoal into them.

Great, it’s charcoal grilled. Lin Li believes that the flavor of charcoal grilling far exceeds other methods such as electric grilling.

"These six are the racks of our class. You can divide them among yourselves later. Don't let several people occupy one, and don't let a group of people use only one." Xue Jian introduced.

Although there are only six grills, each one is quite large and is more than enough to provide grilling for seven or eight people.

"The box next to the grill contains ingredients and seasonings, and they are limited quantities." Xue Jian said, pointing to the unopened cardboard boxes next to each grill.

"Baowei, we are breaking up." Lin Li and Bai Bufan turned their heads.

Zhou Baowei: “…”

"But don't worry about not having enough food. Going over here is the base's service cold storage. All the vegetarian food and some meats are available as self-service, and there is also free water and soup. You can go in and get them if you need them."

"Baowei, we will make peace in half an hour." Lin Li and Bai Bufan turned their heads.

Zhou Baowei: “…”

"But remember, waste is absolutely not allowed. Someone will check here. Once the waste in the self-service part exceeds a certain weight, the excess will be charged at a higher price. I am too lazy to keep an eye on who is wasting. If this happens, everyone will share the cost, so you should pay attention to it." Xue Jian added again.

"Baowei, let's make peace now. We can't live without you." Lin Li and Bai Bufan turned their heads again.

"...You guys are using me as a trash can, right? You might as well throw it to me instead of wasting it, right?"

Either explode in silence or perish in silence. Three times the limit is enough, so Zhou Baowei strikes hard.

"Students in the class who are good at barbecue, don't hide your skills now. Let everyone see your barbecue skills." After the introduction, Xue Jian said to everyone with a smile.

"Teacher, I think you are the best grilling expert in the world." Lin Li complimented loudly, "The food you grill never gets burnt."

Xue Jian was just about to ask Lin Li to stop flattering him, but when he saw everyone was laughing, he realized that he had misunderstood. This guy was not flattering him at all!
"The teacher taught you everything in the exam. He broke down all the knowledge points and fed them to you, but you didn't know how to adapt. You couldn't recognize the same shape if you changed the letters. For example, the exam at the beginning of this semester..."

When Xue Jian started to chatter incessantly and the people around him stopped laughing and looked at Lin Li with resentment and hatred, Lin Li felt like sitting on pins and needles.

It's bad, he has become a sinner.

Will I be the first one to go on the grill?

Lin Li's crazy coughing, almost having asthma, finally brought Xue Jian back to his senses.

Xue Jian cleared his throat and waved his hand: "The charcoal isn't hot yet, let's go separate the ingredients first. They may not all be thawed, so you can check and sort them out first."

Lin Li, Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan occupied a barbecue grill first. After opening the box, he immediately said, "Candidates, please note that this test site contains a large amount of chopped green onions and coriander."

Although it is not easy to add coriander when grilling skewers, it is very easy to add it when grilling in tin foil.

Zhang Haoyang stopped, rubbed his eyes, spat at Lin Li, and chose another shelf.

Lin Li shook his head in disdain. One day, everyone in the world would be addicted to coriander, and by then, all those who didn't eat coriander would be exiled to Siberia to grow coriander.

I took out the ingredients from the box one by one. Some of them still had ice on them. Because they were in plastic bags, I just put them on the ground to thaw.

"Damn, this vinegar is sour. Is it expired?" Lin Li shouted after opening a very small vinegar bottle and taking a smell.

Bai Bufan cooperated very well, holding a piece of air, and shouted: "Fuck, why is this durian smelling? Has it gone bad?"

“It’s not expired nor has it gone bad. In fact, I just farted something sour and smelly.” Zhou Baowei raised his hand and said.

Sometimes the price to pay for playing with memes is different.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan were still fine, but Zhou Baowei had been beaten to death and thrown on the roadside.

The ingredients and seasonings had already been divided, but the charcoal had not yet been completely heated up, and everyone was waiting with little to do.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and nodded.

It's okay.

The two of them left stealthily, without noticing the people who were alert and following them.

Lin Li took out the bag from his bag and prepared to share it with Bai Bufan.

"Where did the persimmons come from! Let me see!" When the crowd found out that Lin Li and Bai Bufan were planning to steal the persimmons behind their backs, they shouted angrily and wanted to snatch them away.

"I bought it on the way up the mountain. This bag costs twenty yuan. I won't give it to you!"

Lin Li held the bag high, and seeing everyone rushing to grab it, he threw it directly to Bai Bufan.

"Don't grab it, leave some for us! There are only a few left!" But Bai Bufan was too weak, and the bag was snatched away by Wang Ze, so Bai Bufan shouted in pain.

"Thank you for the persimmons. Now they are ours."

Super athlete Wang Ze put his hands on his hips and laughed, ready to enjoy the fruits of his victory.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally laughed.

……

While waiting for the charcoal to heat up thoroughly, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were sharing the photos they took along the way with their roommates.

There was a noise coming from behind.

The two turned their heads and saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan running wildly on the lawn, as if they had done something that had angered everyone.

Behind them was a group of angry boys, led by Wang Ze, and followed by others. Wang Ze roared:

"Lin Li! Bai Bufan! Stop right there! Don't run if you dare!"

If Lin Li and Bai Bufan took the initiative to share, they would have been wary, but they treated it as a treasure, so how could Wang Ze and the others suspect that there was something fishy?
"You are playing hard to get! You are using all the military tactics on us! You are really beasts!" Wang Ze became angrier the more he thought about it.

Oh, seeing the persimmon juice that had not been wiped off the corners of everyone's mouths and the painful expressions on their faces, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan understood.

(End of this chapter)

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