Chapter 136: The Bai Family Has Been Loyal for Generations
Chapter 136: The Bai Family Has Been Loyal for Generations
If he gets caught this time, we'll really have to hold a memorial service.
But Lin Li's physical condition was getting better every day, so he was very calm and even had time to make a face.
It will be even more difficult for Wang Ze to catch up with him this time than last time.
Bai Bufan, whose physique was only slightly better than Lin Li's before, was about to fail at the first attempt.
So Lin Li extended his hand to Bai Bufan.
"Thank you." Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's hand, and because he had a leverage point, he sped up a little.
Bai Bufan struggled, but before he could come up with a conclusion, he found himself being hugged by Lin Li.
"Abstain from sex, don't--" Before Bai Bufan could finish his shy words, he felt dizzy and lost his balance--a huge force pushed him down to the grass.
Sitting on the ground, Bai Bufan stared blankly at Lin Li who was walking away with wild laughter, then turned his head to look at Wang Ze and others who were rushing towards him like zombies.
"Grass."
This is the only word in his last words.
I shouldn't have hesitated when I wanted to harm Lin Li just now.
Slow hands.
……
Bai Bufan's sacrifice was valuable. Looking at the figures pressing down on Bai Bufan from behind, Lin Li kept a safe distance and nodded with satisfaction.
It's no use running all the time. I'd rather my friends die than let myself die.
Lin Li ran to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying and asked while panting: "Is there any water? Can I drink some?"
"There is no water that has not been drunk. There is a big tomato. If you don't mind, you can eat it." Chen Yuying was still rummaging around, and Ding Sihan had already handed her the fruit.
Lin Li took it and bit it without hesitation.
Then there was silence.
This familiar unpleasant taste.
Bow down.
Fuck your tomato, this is a fucking wild persimmon.
It was the wild persimmon that Lin Li picked for Qu Wanqiu, the one that looked the most unpalatable.
"Don't take things from strangers in the future, okay? This is the last lesson your mom will teach you!" Ding Sihan's smile was not at all ladylike. She stroked her belly and pointed at Lin Li and laughed.
Chen Yuying, who was originally looking for water, smiled and took out a tissue from her cross-body bag and handed it to Lin Li after seeing this scene.
Lin Li really wanted to teach Ding Sihan a lesson, but he didn't have much time - the group of people not far away were chasing him again.
In fact, most people have already vented their anger, but the problem is that the sacrificed Bai Bufan has now been assimilated, and he runs even faster than in the physical test, and it seems that he is the one who hates himself the most.
After taking the tissue to wipe his mouth, Lin Li continued his escape journey.
……
The net of heaven is vast and wide, and nothing can escape it. No one can escape death.
When you come back to life after watching the commercial, the charcoal has already heated up. When you drip water into it, it will crackle violently, and you can start grilling.
"Who will grill it?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei.
The three of them had basically no experience in this area, and none of them was passionate about barbecue.
So there was silence.
"Bao, let me bake it for you. Just think of it as a way to exercise and lose weight."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan came to one mind and decided to let Zhou Baowei do the hard labor.
"Who relies on barbecue to lose weight? I have my own weight loss plan, and barbecue is a part of it that I have to taste, so come on." Zhou Baowei put his hands behind his back and shook his head.
"What kind of weight loss plan also requires tasting barbecue?" Bai Bufan frowned.
"To manage your body in a militarized way, you can only eat army hotpot, veteran barbecue, pistol chicken legs, colonel chicken nuggets, and battleship sushi." Zhou Baowei said loudly.
"Pick up the chopsticks and you are a soldier. The purpose is to develop a pot belly, right?" Lin Li agreed. Both the process and the result were quite military.
"That's right, Lin Li, my General Zhou has appointed you as a tea pourer. Now go to the self-service area and pour tea for me." Zhou Baowei nodded heavily.
"What kind of general are you? You are also the sun, right?" Bai Bufan sneered.
"I see you want to eat seaweed egg drop soup without vegetables, flowers and soup, Bai Bufan. I now order you to split your troops into two groups to attack the enemy's granary." Zhou Baowei gave the order in a proud manner.
Then General Zhou was beaten.
In the end, the three decided to use rock-paper-scissors to decide who would have the barbecue.
"rock-paper-scissors!"
Zhou Baowei played cloth, Bai Bufan and Lin Li played stones.
"Congratulations, you're the winner. You've earned the qualification to have a barbecue!" Before Zhou Baowei could even smile, Lin Li and Bai Bufan said in unison.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
"Whoever wins gets to roast?" he demanded.
"if not."
"Get out! Start over! Let's decide on the rules first this time." Zhou Baowei couldn't accept it.
"Then whoever wins gets to bake."
"Row."
After the discussion, the second round began.
"rock-paper-scissors."
The second time, Zhou Baowei played cloth, Bai Bufan played a vertical six, and Lin Li raised his foot.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
Damn you.
This time these two bitches acted even more like non-humans.
"What are you two up to this time? Huh?" Zhou Baowei asked.
"Have you never seen Ultraman Rob? This is a happy gesture. I am a peacemaker who hates disputes. I hope we can get along well with each other in rock-paper-scissors. So it's a tie between you and me. I can't win, so one of you must go for the roast."
Bai Bufan clasped his hands together, revealing an innocent expression as if he had been touched on the head by Nangong Wenya, and spoke gently.
"It's a shelter from the wind." Zhou Baowei waved his hand with a gloomy face, then looked at Lin Li who raised his foot, sneered and asked: "What is this foot of yours, a happy foot?"
"I lost. Both of you lost. You can handle it yourselves. Call me to eat it when it's done." Lin Li took it calmly.
"Are you losing your crypto currency again?" Zhou Baowei's eyes widened.
Lin Li sighed and looked at the ignorant Zhou Baowei: "Baowei, who will win in a fight between hands and feet?" "How can we compare? Who says feet will definitely lose? The power of a flying kick is much higher than that of a flying punch. I should lose!" Zhou Baowei analyzed for a while.
“No, when your hands and feet fight, you will definitely fight your feet in order for your hands to win.” Lin Li said calmly.
Zhou Baowei: “?”
Your mother.
This time I have to support my opponent to win.
I can't spray it, my feet really lost.
……
But since no one could convince the others, the three decided to take turns grilling.
"Take a look, these are authentic Xinjiang mutton skewers~~" Lin Li was the first one. He greased the skewers in his hand with oil and rolled them on the grill, shouting with an accent.
Grilling skewers is fun—at least at first.
"Lin Li!"
"Hey! What's wrong? Ding Sihan, do you want to be my first customer?" Hearing Ding Sihan's voice, Lin Li turned his head and looked at her who was running towards him and asked.
Ding Sihan was holding a skewer of meat in her hand and handed it to Lin Li: "This was grilled by Yingbao. She was embarrassed to give it to you, so she asked me to give it to you to try."
Lin Li sneered.
The reason why Nakano Persimmon came up with the plan just now was because he was really thirsty and he didn't expect Ding Sihan to have evolved so quickly. How could he fall into such an obvious trap this time?
"Squad leader, did you bake this?" Lin Li shouted directly to Chen Yuying for confirmation.
As expected, Chen Yuying shook her head.
"Damn it." Faced with Lin Li's provocative gaze, Ding Sihan stomped his feet angrily.
"Are you here to find someone to test the poison?" Lin Li sneered.
"I wouldn't dare to eat it if no one tries it. I don't even know if it's cooked or not. Lululu." Ding Sihan stuck out her tongue at Lin Li.
"Asking Bai Bufan about the poison testing is a professional." Lin Li kept moving his hands and nodded towards Bai Bufan who was cutting tinfoil at the side.
"Ah?" Ding Sihan didn't understand.
"Bufan said that his family is a family of eunuchs. There have been eunuchs for generations, and they have been following in the footsteps of Wei Zhongxian. Testing poison should be their family's innate skill. If he is not professional, who is?" Lin Li shrugged and explained.
"Really... a eunuch family?" Ding Sihan was amazed when he heard that.
Can eunuchs have families? When she watched dramas, didn't all the big eunuchs have only adopted sons?
Amazing.
"Really, I saved all the chat records, Ah Ding. If I lied to you, I don't have a little Ding Ding." Lin Li nodded.
Ding Sihan: "..."
But now I have to believe it.
Feeling Ding Sihan's gaze secretly looking at him, Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and said with some shame and anger:
"Lin Li, I made a slip of the tongue once. You have to remember when it was. At that time, I wanted to say that my family was a family of officials! There are always people in the Bai family tree who are officials! I accidentally said eunuch!
Also, it’s Generations of Zhongxian, not fucking Generations of Wei Zhongxian!”
Who knew there was such a big difference between an official's family and a eunuch's family.
The most disgusting thing is that Lin Liming noticed his slip of the tongue immediately, but he saved and forwarded the chat record first, and only reminded himself of this later. He is not a human being at all.
Ding Sihan then realized what was going on and couldn't help laughing.
"Please eat something, Lin Li." After laughing, Ding Sihan still wanted to be more familiar with Lin Li, so he pleaded.
"I don't want to die." Lin Li refused, keeping his mouth tightly shut.
"Just eat one piece, just eat one piece." Ding Sihan pulled Lin Li's clothes and acted coquettishly.
The gap between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying is so exaggerated that it is as big as the gap between Bai Bufan and others.
"Don't act like a spoiled child. I'll eat it right away." Sighing, Lin Li took the skewers with the determination to die.
Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, he saw Zhou Baowei coming over after going to the toilet. Lin Li handed the skewer over to him: "Here, it's grilled, try it."
"Thank you." Zhou Baowei nodded, took a bite and frowned: "It seems not cooked yet."
"Did you hear me? It's not cooked yet. Let's go back and increase the baking time." Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan.
"Thank you!" Ding Sihan nodded and trotted back.
Lin Li continued to grill the skewers.
Zhou Baowei came back to his senses and stared at Lin Li darkly.
"It's fine if you let me test the poison, but why is she thanking you? Lin Li..."
Lin Li laughed. Zhou Baowei felt something was wrong, but before he could stop him, Lin Li said loudly, "Ding Sihan, come here!"
"What?" Ding Sihan trotted over again.
"Say thank you to Baowei. He just helped you taste the skewers, but you thanked me and he was unhappy." Lin Li said seriously.
"Ah, oh, thank you Zhou Baowei!" Ding Sihan thanked Zhou Baowei upon hearing that.
Zhou Baowei did not feel any joy, only the embarrassment of having no desire to live: "I was just kidding..."
"Oh, it's okay." Ding Sihan nodded and ran back.
After Ding Sihan went back, Zhou Baowei's despair of life turned into actual murderous intent.
Lin Li’s health bars lit up.
"Our skewers are ready, really ready, let's eat first." Lin Li turned his head and spoke, trying to save his own life.
Zhou Baowei nodded.
Then eat first.
Eat and then kill.
"Wait a moment, I'll put the plate on the table." But Lin Li stopped the two men from taking the skewers, then used a pair of tongs to take out a piece of meat the size of a fingernail, placed it on tin foil, sprinkled a pool of vinegar on it, cut it with a spoon, and placed two corianders next to it.
“This move is called - Flying Dragon and Dancing Phoenix!” Lin Li sprinkled a little salt at the end, ending it perfectly.
Bai Bufan nodded in approval: "I feel like it's a Michelin three-star dish. I think this one is worth at least 198."
"I didn't see a dragon, I didn't see a phoenix, I only saw a flying one." Zhou Baowei hates Michelin the most, especially French cuisine.
With the amount of food he ate for a month, he wouldn't be able to poop out two capsules of mcdonald's milk.
Thinking of this, Zhou Baowei turned his head to look at Wang Ze who was eating marshmallows beside him, and shook his head in disgust.
Wang Ze threw two Maltesers into his mouth: "?"
What's going on?
(End of this chapter)