Chapter 137 Lin Lishuai's Strangeness and Disgust
Chapter 137 Lin Lishuai's Strangeness and Disgust
"Do you want it?" Wang Ze was not stingy and thought Bao Wei was disliking him for not sharing actively, so he handed over the marshmallows.
Zhou Baowei's head immediately shook like a rattle: "Disgusting, stay away from me."
Wang Ze: “?”
Not only does he refuse the food I give you, but he also says it's disgusting. This kid is really sick.
Lin Li continued to refine his Michelin-starred cuisine, then turned around and found that Zhou Baowei had already taken his handful of skewers.
"You won't leave any for us?" Lin Li had thought that Bao Wei would be dark, but he never thought he would be this dark?
Is it too late to break up now?
"No, I'm afraid you will cheat me, so I'll divide it." Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan warily.
"How could that be? You are slandering our brothers here." The two were hurt and a little regretful. "Come on, come on."
So Zhou Baowei began to distribute: "Lin Li has one, I have one. Bufan has one, I have one. I have one, Lin Li has another, I have another..."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
Fair enough, but a little unfair.
"Bufan, quickly call Sai Xiaoxi and tell it that the endless energy has been found. Let the Sailer fly back. The energy crisis will be solved instantly by boiling Baowei into lard." Lin Li turned his head and looked at Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan covered his eyes and said, "No, Lin Li, I can't do it. I am the son-in-law of a Hui Muslim and I can't stand seeing Hongyun coming to my head. Get Baowei out of my sight!"
The two of them are still performing steadily.
But this time, Baowei's mouth also performed stably.
Go ahead and curse.
I'm eating fucking food!
I'm fucking chewing!
However, Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't care at all. Since Bao Wei ate fast, they let him eat more. The child could eat whatever he wanted. If it wasn't enough, they would just get something else to eat.
I tasted my own barbecue. To be honest, barbecue will taste better if you have better skills, but as long as your skills are not terrible, it won’t be that bad.
It's okay, just passable.
Lin Li didn't even realize that the so-called fruits of his own labor tasted the best.
It was Bai Bufan's turn to grill. He spread tin foil on the grill, applied some oil, and started grilling enoki mushrooms and eggplants...
Lin Li had already drunk half of the water while climbing the mountain, and now he had finished it. He looked at the water the two brothers brought. There was some left, but the bottle mouths were probably covered with oil stains, so he couldn't drink any of it.
After talking to the two of them, I was appointed as the team's tea pourer and came to the self-service area of the base.
Just as Xue Jian said, there is a self-service water dispenser here, as well as two large barrels. When you open them, one is filled with sour plum juice, and the other is filled with a light pink soup similar to ice jelly, which should be lotus root powder.
Because it is summer, except for the water at room temperature in the water dispenser, everything else is iced.
The sour plum soup should be made from sour plum essence, which you can make a bucket of for one dollar. The taste is a bit strange. On the contrary, the lotus root powder soup is unexpectedly delicious and thirst-quenching.
Let’s also get a drink for Bufan and Baowei.
"Lin Li, do you want to drink some water too?"
"Yes, squad leader." Lin Li did not look back. Chen Yuying's crisp voice was really easy to distinguish, with a kind of Blue-ray 10K panoramic surround 192kHz beauty.
"Which one here tastes better?" The light blue figure stood beside Lin Li, graceful and elegant, and she asked.
"This bone ash soup is delicious. Do you want some, squad leader? I'll make you a cup too." Lin Li said, shaking the long-handled ladle in his hand.
Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then took a step back, half of her body was hidden behind Lin Li, she clenched her fists and put them in front of her lips, her voice flashing with surprise and panic: "Bone, bone ash soup?"
Is this base so scary?
"Yes, this lotus root soup, isn't the lotus root powder Nezha's ashes?" Lin Li nodded sincerely.
The air was quiet for a moment at this moment, making people feel as if they could hear the sound of the girl's long eyelashes trembling.
Chen Yuying looked at the lotus root powder soup for a while, then she put her hands, covering her lips, on Lin Li's back, and punched him twice. She said angrily:
"How can you call lotus root powder ashes? Why don't you say that the ground under our feet is mixed with Sun Wukong's ashes?"
"As expected of you, you are the class monitor. Your ability in learning this is admirable. Yes, that's the fact. Besides, if the Great Sage gets pregnant and goes for an abortion, he will probably choose laser lithotripsy." Lin Li nodded in approval.
"Is this the best tasting?" After getting annoyed, Chen Yuying couldn't help laughing. She stepped forward again and stood parallel to Lin Li, confirming again.
"Yes, I haven't drunk this cup yet. Try it. Here are disposable spoons and straws."
Lin Li handed it to Chen Yuying, but when she reached out her hand, he suddenly raised the lotus root powder cup.
Chen Yuying raised her hand after trying to grab something but missed again. There was a height difference between them. After missing several times, Chen Yuying chose to stare at Lin Li's eyes.
Nansang Sect’s ghost cultivator +1.
Lin Li held back his laughter and handed the lotus root powder cup to Chen Yuying's reach again.
As soon as Chen Yuying's hand moved, Lin Li's hand followed suit.
This is the power of immortal cultivators.
Why did Lin Li cultivate immortality?
In addition to making the aunt, the child and Bai Bufan whom he has already met fly, curing Yang Liang's chronic illness, and earning at least three thousand yuan a month, isn't it all for now?
"Hmph." The mortal got angry and ignored Lin Li, deciding to get himself a drink.
"Really, really." Lin Li smiled and handed it over again.
Chen Yuying didn't answer.
“Ahem.” Lin Li felt that he needed to come up with an excuse. “Squad leader, I’m not kidding you. I was just thinking that you have sanitary napkins in your bag. Maybe you have your period? And this lotus root powder is cold, so I’m afraid you can’t drink it.”
The little red tomatoes appear again, they are beautiful and fun.
Love to watch and love to play.
"I'm not on my period. We always put a piece aside for backup. And it's cold here. You can tell it's cold just by standing here. I've already reached out my hand, so doesn't that mean it's ready to drink? And you didn't even ask me just now. You were just teasing me. Don't quibble!"
The new machine kept touching your belly, and Chen Yuying immediately saw through Lin Li’s vulnerable lies.
"I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed if I ask you."
But just like Lin Li said, this world belongs to people like him who are thick-skinned. Even though Lin Li was exposed, his face didn't blush, but his heart was still beating fast.
"Will I not be embarrassed if you tell me now?" Chen Yuying lowered her head and saw that Lin Li's shoes were white. She snorted and stepped her leg back to the ground after raising it a little.
You should wear black shoes.
Lin Li handed over the lotus root powder cup again. This time, Chen Yuying did not refuse. After taking it, she took a bite with a spoon and nodded with satisfaction: "Well, it's delicious."
"Sergeant, are you going to drink it by yourself, or do you want a few cups?" Lin Li asked again.
"Let's make four more cups. I'll give one to each of them. I'll go get a cup of room temperature water. Shuyang is having her period." Chen Yuying said.
"What's a period? It's my period. It can eliminate hunger and help me be myself." Chen Yuying shivered, "It's so cold."
"I understand the hint! Just wait, squad leader. I'm going to take off my clothes and put them on you now." Lin Li has read a hundred high-EQ posts from marketing accounts, and the warm-hearted skills he has mastered can definitely warm Chen Yuying's heart for a hundred years.
"abnormal!"
The only problem was that Lin Li was only wearing a short-sleeved shirt, so when he put down the soup spoon and crossed the corners of his shirt, Chen Yuying covered her eyes.
Unlike Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu who covered their eyes dishonestly, Chen Yuying covered her eyes tightly.
Of course Lin Li didn't really take off his clothes - why would he take them off if he wasn't going to see them?
Finished six cups.
"Let me take it back for you."
"Okay, thank you."
It was a long cup similar to the one used for milk tea, so Lin Li could hold two cups in one hand, and Chen Yuying could hold the remaining three cups with her two hands.
Before he reached the barbecue grill on the girls' side, Lin Li heard Ding Sihan's exclamation, and the girls who had originally gathered together dispersed a certain distance.
Lin Li walked forward and found that the charcoal was on fire. Ding Sihan was about to pour the water she brought.
Lin Li immediately put the cup on the ground temporarily, stepped forward and pressed down Ding Sihan's cup to stop her.
Then he picked up the charcoal tongs on the ground, moved the grill away, stirred the burning charcoal, and the flames gradually went out while stirring.
"Change the place more often when grilling, don't just grill in one place." After putting the grill back, Lin Li said calmly.
"Oh." Ding Sihan nodded blankly.
Lin Li he...
"How is it?" Lin Li's face instantly lit up with laughter, and he asked expectantly, "Isn't it cool that I can remain silent, calm, cool, and help a girl solve her problem and then speak in a cool manner?"
Ding Sihan: "..."
Damn you.
Although he looked a little strange just now, his behavior was indeed quite cool.
I want to praise it.
Now looking at Lin Li’s smiling face, the familiar feeling came back.
but--
"You're not handsome at all after you said that. You just feel so cheap!" Ding Sihan said loudly.
"Okay, then I'll hold on a little longer next time." Humility makes people progress. Lin Li realized his shortcomings and nodded.
"Lin Li, try this. Don't worry, this is not a poison test. If people can eat it, you can eat it too." After speaking contemptuously, Ding Sihan handed over a string of shiitake mushrooms.
Being expelled from the community was nothing new to him. Lin Li finished his meal in a few bites and nodded, "Not bad."
"Then you also ate this string of green peppers, and this string of brown lamb skewers, and this... Ouch!" Ding Sihan was hit on the head.
Looking up, the culprit sneered at him: "You are using me as a trash can."
I never thought that one day I would have the same treatment as Bao. It's really sad.
"Dad, please." Ding Sihan clenched his fist and begged.
"I eat."
Lin Li sighed and could only say that fatherly love is as strong as a mountain and this is a responsibility he cannot escape.
……
"Squad leader, do you have anything grilled here? I want to eat something human."
After serving as a trash can and throwing the stick into the real trash can, Lin Li looked up and asked.
"There's none here, but I can grill one for you now." Chen Yuying responded.
"I won't be polite, please." Lin Li nodded.
"Wait a moment, I'll put on an apron first." Chen Yuying picked up a transparent plastic apron from the grass next to her, put it on, and tied up her loose hair with the hair tie on her wrist.
The snow-white neck hidden by black hair now sees the light of day again, shining even brighter in the sun.
At this moment, the innocent girl also has a bit more of a homely wife feel.
The apron was indeed necessary, and Lin Li didn't want this top dress to be stained with oil.
His thoughts wandered, and Lin Li immediately turned to look at Yu Yu, then nodded.
As a girl who is most likely to be exposed to oil dripping from her mouth, she indeed wore this disposable apron to protect herself well.
As for the apron, it's not surprising that there are already a few stains on it, in such a large area. There's nothing we can do about it, it's a high-risk area.
Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu again. Ding Sihan had some, but Qu Wanqiu had none at all.
——This time Lin Li was not talking about oil stains.
"Lin Li, what are you laughing at? It's so disgusting!?" Qu Wanqiu took a half step back in horror after realizing that Lin Li was laughing at her.
The next words were not convenient for unfamiliar people to hear, so Lin Li trotted to Qu Wanqiu's side and asked seriously but quietly: "I have a very serious question to ask you, Xiao Chuchu, if you don't have legs, will you still wear shoes?"
Ding Sihan came over and was confused after hearing it.
"What do you want to do to my legs?" Qu Wanqiu pressed her legs vigilantly when she heard that.
"Do not want to."
Qu Wanqiu: “?”
what.
"It doesn't matter whether you want to or not. Answer me first, can you wear shoes if you don't have legs?" Qu Wanqiu's legs were not very attractive, so Lin Li continued to ask in a low voice.
"No." Qu Wanqiu frowned and shook her head.
"Then why are you wearing underwear?" Lin Li asked sincerely.
Qu Wanqiu: “…”
(End of this chapter)