Chapter 161 Haha, Lin Li is a clown!

Chapter 161 Haha, Lin Li is a clown!

Chapter 161 Haha, Lin Li is a clown!
"Pusps--Pusps--"

The sudden sound coming from such a close distance startled Chen Yuying a little. She leaned suddenly to the left side away from the aisle. While turning her head to look at the source of the sound, she covered her lips with the back of her left hand.

After seeing clearly that it was Lin Li squatting in the aisle, the emotion in his smart eyes changed from shock to helplessness and amusement.

"Don't do this, it's scary."

"I wouldn't do this if I didn't want to scare you. That's why I walked over here quietly."

Chen Yuying: “…”

This is very lush.

Lin Li pointed his thumb towards the corner where he was and continued to make the sound of "puspus" under his breath.

Chen Yuying turned around and took a look. After discovering that Bai Bufan, who had originally taken her seat, was gone, she understood what Lin Li meant. She nodded, put the cap on the pen, and began to organize the homework and textbooks she had to do and read at noon.

Then he stood up, holding his textbook, and followed Lin Li to the back row.

"Has Bai Bufan left?" Chen Yuying asked curiously after sitting down in her reserved seat for lunch.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately covered his mouth with his hand, took a deep breath, and nodded with difficulty, saying in a heavy voice, "Squad Leader, so you already know?"

"Ah?" Chen Yuying became even more confused.

Lin Li stood up, bowed his head, folded his hands in front of him, lowered his head, and began to chant heavily:
"My dear classmate Bai Bufan passed away at noon on the 15.5th of this month at the age of . According to the forensic doctor, the cause of death was autopsy.

His passing has brought us great sorrow, and we express our deepest condolences and remembrance for his passing.

Bai Bufan was once our classmate. He was an excellent student with good conduct and actively participated in academic activities and social practice. His sudden departure shocked us and we will always miss the good memories and precious friendship he brought us.

We would like to express our sincerest condolences to his family. We hope they can feel our support and company during this difficult time. We will also do our best to help them through this difficult time..."

Chen Yuying was dumbfounded.

I just didn't look at the back row for a few minutes, how come Bai Bufan's obituary is out?

Was it so sudden? I didn't even have time to see him off for the last time.

And why are you so proficient, Lin Li? How many times have you rehearsed this line in your mind?

"I didn't ask about 'left', I asked if he left!" Chen Yuying was annoyed and amused.

"Didn't I just say that? Yes, he is gone forever, my dear classmate Bai Bufan..."

Seeing that Lin Li seemed to be planning to recite it again, Chen Yuying pursed her lips and bumped the side of Lin Li's shoe with the tip of her shoe, then glared at him.

have to.

"It's all the same. Squad leader, just treat Bai Bufan as dead."

Lin Li sat back in his seat and waved his hand indifferently.

"Ok."

Chen Yuying nodded. Judging from Lin Li's expression, Bai Bufan would not be back at noon.

Just sit back and relax.

"By the way, monitor, on my way back from lunch just now, I saw a teacher teaching his children to ride a bike in school. I remembered that you don't know how to do it yet. Do you want to try to learn it in school during your free time, such as before evening self-study?" Lin Li asked.

This experience was of course compiled to raise this topic.

"In school... forget it." Chen Yuying thought about it and shook her head. "I would be embarrassed to think that many people I know might pass by."

"That's true. How about this weekend? Are you free? Let's make an appointment to go out. We can find an empty valley at a dark and windy night, a man and a woman alone, in a thundering and fiery scene... to learn how to ride a bicycle!" Lin Li had a strange smile on his face and turned to look at Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying: “…”

If someone were to meet Lin Li for the first time and hear such words, they would probably think that Lin Li was a pervert.

Fortunately, Chen Yuying had known Lin Li for a long time. Although Lin Li was indeed a pervert, she knew that Lin Li was not an ordinary pervert, but a good pervert with self-discipline.

So Chen Yuying found it even funnier.

"This weekend probably isn't a good option. I've already made an appointment with Ding Sihan and the others to study in the library on Saturday, and I need to go to my grandma's house on Sunday." Chen Yuying responded crisply.

"In that case, let's look for an opportunity later." Hearing this, Lin Li nodded in understanding.

I didn't ask when he would be free. It would be weird if it seemed too urgent. This task had no time limit, so there was no need to do that.

At worst, I can rely on the 'knowledge' of driving a mecha to slowly complete this task, and put more focus on other tasks.

"Lin Li, do you really want me to learn how to ride a bicycle?"

However, Chen Yuying seemed to have noticed it and asked curiously.

"certainly.

If you ask me the reason, the main reason is that I want to repay you for the help you have given me in my studies.

There is another completely unimportant, super small reason, which is that I want to see you learning to ride a bicycle and accidentally falling to the ground with tears in your eyes, while I stand beside you with my hands on my hips and laugh and call you a super invincible idiot. "

Lin Li has always had some control over long and difficult sentences, and he spoke this sentence fluently without a pause.

"It's a very small reason why you won't get happier and more excited the more you talk about it!"

Chen Yuying stretched out her calves, and then the soles of her shoes were severely attacked by the uppers of the shoes.

“What? You are allowed to look at me like an idiot, but I am not allowed to look at you like an idiot? This is not fair!” Lin Li, who was stepped on, did not care at all and was very confident.

Lin Li broke the ancient rule that those who look to the left lose. After all, shameless people will always win.

Chen Yuying looked away, pouted her lips and made a tsk sound, then said unconvincedly: "I won't let you see that kind of scene. I'm very smart and I will definitely learn how to ride a bicycle soon. Then you can only say in shock that I'm amazing."

“Pride has a price.”

“I am confident!”

“Haha.” After Lin Li sneered, he suddenly suppressed what he wanted to say, his face looked strange but also a little bit funny: “Squad leader, let’s wait until you have time to talk about this. Right now, the two of us are like little kids bickering in the void.

It's like I said my deskmate dares to eat shit, and then asked you if your deskmate dares to do it, and you said why not, your deskmate dares to eat two tons, and then asked me if my deskmate can eat like that, and I got furious and said why can't my deskmate, not only can he eat two tons at a time, but he can also eat and take it at the same time..."

Chen Yuying was amused by Lin Li's description.

I must find a chance to tell Ding Sihan about Lin Li’s description.

But thinking back, I was indeed childish just now.

It was all Lin Li’s fault. If I hadn’t been in front of Lin Li, I wouldn’t have been like this.

"Okay, next weekend? Maybe we'll have time during the National Day holiday. We'll talk about it then." Chen Yuying said with a hint of smile in her voice.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded. He was not too anxious.

Wait until the day when there are six tasks in the task bar and no new tasks are triggered for a long time before you get anxious.

"By the way, Lin Li, do you want to go to the library with us on Saturday?" Having said that, Chen Yuying asked again.

"Hmm? Who's there? Is it just you and Ding Sihan?"

"Wanqiu will go too. Wanqiu plans to stay on campus this weekend. Sihan's home is quite close to Nansang Library, so it will be convenient for her to go there then." Chen Yuying explained.

Nansang Library does not refer to the library of Nansang Middle School, but the Nansang County Library. It is located in Xiling Town. It is a first-level library and covers an area of ​​1,000 square meters.

"Oh, we are all acquaintances. That's fine." Lin Li nodded.

After confirming that Chen Yuying would not learn to drive this weekend, Lin Li must have focused on the monthly exam. It doesn't matter where you study, and the atmosphere in the library is indeed better. "Go there in the morning or something?" Lin Li asked.

"Sihan and Wanqiu want to sleep in, so they won't arrive until around 10 or 11 o'clock, right?" Chen Yuying was not sure about this.

This kind of large county library is not a school library, so if you arrive late you won't even be unable to find a seat, so there is really no need to reserve a seat or anything like that.

"Okay, but I might go there earlier then." The meeting time is ten or eleven o'clock. It's not suitable for Lin Li to take a nap after exercise, so it's better for him to go there earlier in the morning.

"Row."

……

Most of the lunch break has passed.

Lin Li stretched.

After looking at the solution process that Chen Yuying wrote for him, he said with some amusement: "Class monitor, how did you write both sides of this curly bracket so beautifully?"

The curly brackets "{}". Lin Li usually draws the "{" quite standardly, but the problem is that when he draws the "}", it becomes twisted into an extreme S-curve.

"Just draw slowly." Chen Yuying explained with a smile, and used a casual pen-holding posture to draw another pleasing right bracket on the rough paper to demonstrate her tolerance for mistakes.

"Maybe it's not a problem of being slow." Lin Li imitated the opponent and shook his head.

"Then I don't know."

"Okay, I understand this question, I'll take a nap."

The study goal for noon has been completed, Lin Li said, rubbing his temple.

Lin Li’s spirit and energy are indeed not as good as before—it’s all because of the “Emotional and Desire Bottle”.

Resting is also a way to conserve your energy so that you can continue to use it well at night.

"Okay, go to sleep." Chen Yuying nodded.

"Wait a moment." Lin Li, who had already laid down, suddenly raised his head with bright eyes.

"What's wrong?" Chen Yuying asked curiously.

Lin Li stood up without saying a word, and suddenly trotted out of the classroom.

Chen Yuying thought Lin Li went to the toilet and didn't pay any attention to it.

However, when Lin Li came back a few minutes later, he was holding a handful of leaves in his hand and placed them in front of Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying: “?”

"Squad leader, I'm worried that you'll be bored after I fall asleep." Lin Li winked and made eyes, with obvious hints.

Chen Yuying's face suddenly turned red, and she stood up holding her textbook and homework: "I want to go back to my seat."

Lin Li just smiled and lay on the table, using his arms as a pillow.

Being in good shape actually helps with taking a nap in the afternoon.

After all, when I used to use my arms as a pillow, because it was only bones, I felt very uncomfortable and had to put on long sleeves. But now it’s much better.

An unexpected surprise.

With this thought in mind, Lin Li closed his eyes.

……

Can't sleep.

Wang Yuezhi tossed and turned in his bed in the dormitory and came to a conclusion.

No, why on earth?

I was so sleepy in the morning that I slept through several classes. In order to prevent the same situation in the afternoon, I went back to the dormitory to catch up on my sleep at noon.

As a result, my lunch break is almost over, and I have been lying there with my eyes closed for so long, but I haven’t fallen asleep for even a second.

Why?

I finally got back to the dormitory at noon, but the bed made me lose so completely?
Wang Yuezhi, who couldn't sleep, could only think about random things.

Will Chen Yuying notice that I didn’t come this afternoon and is now worried about me?
After all, he had never missed the lunch class before. If Lin Li was not a day student without a dormitory, they should have enjoyed a long time of world of two.

Chen Yuying must have noticed that she was never absent, right?
So today...

Wait, today won’t be just Lin Li and Chen Yuying’s world, right?
Before Wang Yuezhi had time to feel sweet, he was suddenly terrified when he thought of this.

Without me, the messenger of justice, keeping an eye on this bastard Lin Li, who knows what kind of outrageous things this guy Lin Li could do? !
The more Wang Yuezhi thought about it, the more he sweated. He suddenly sat up from the bed, extremely anxious.

The door downstairs of the dormitory is closed during lunch break and no one is allowed to enter or exit. I can't go in even if I want to now.

Can only fry in the frying pan of time.

Wang Yuezhi's current mood is as if he had just finished a job with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, walked downstairs of the company at nine o'clock, and saw Hulk lifting a car with twelve installments and smashing it at the villain, but he missed the villain and smashed the house for which he had just paid a down payment.

Despair and pain.

Days are like years.

Finally, the soft bell rang, calling everyone to get up.

Wang Yuezhi, who had already dressed neatly, ran away and sprinted all the way to the classroom.

Hurry up, faster, Wang Yuezhi felt that his muscles were about to grow wings, and Hermes, the god of muscles, was almost becoming his substitute.

Finally, Wang Yuezhi arrived at the classroom, panting, and opened the main door.

Then Wang Yuezhi was stunned.

Not to mention that I was indeed worrying too much, because there were other people in the classroom, and if I wasn't watching, there would be others watching me.

The real reason for being stunned was that Chen Yuying was still sitting in her own seat and not in Bai Bufan's seat.

Not only that, Lin Li, who had never taken a nap at noon before, now slept with his arms resting on his chest, and even the sound of the door opening did not wake him up.

The two were far apart.

Is it...

Not only was the situation not as bad as he had predicted, but the two of them had a disagreement again at noon today?
Thinking of this, Wang Yuezhi could hardly suppress the smile on his face.

He regretted even more why he didn't come at noon today. Did he miss such a wonderful scene?

Wen Shuyang looked at Wang Yuezhi who was grinning after opening the door: "?"

What is this guy doing?

"Close the door, Wang Yuezhi, the air conditioner is still on." she said impatiently.

"Oh, sorry." Wang Yuezhi quickly closed the door and returned to his seat.

Then he laughed again.

Because when he got closer, he found that several leaves were placed on Lin Li's head and arms as if as a prank.

I didn't even know I was being teased.

Haha, clown!
(End of this chapter)